"Qiu Guangrong, are you willing to be Zhou Yijun's defense lawyer?"

"Presiding Judge," Brother Gang asked seriously.

Director Qiu nodded helplessly and said, "I am willing!" But I can't defend him not guilty, I can only defend his misdemeanors. Let's be honest: I hate assaulting police officers so much!"

The prisoner raised his head and looked at him sharply, with a fierce look in his eyes, but this look was fleeting, he still lowered his head, and replied honestly: "I don't ask for a not guilty plea, as long as the lawyer helps me reduce my guilt!"

Next, the "public prosecutor" read out the indictment, and then started the court defense, and finally Brother Gang, two "judges" and "jurors" formed a collegial panel, pretended to deliberate, and asked Director Qiu what the crime of attacking the police was, and then the verdict was as follows:

"Defendant Zhou Yijun, male, 28 years old, unemployed, was arrested by the Wushui County Public Security Bureau on suspicion of obstructing the performance of official duties, and is currently being held in the Wushui County Detention Center.

It was ascertained through the trial of this court that when Zhou Yijun was singing at the Lido Song Hall on a certain night in a certain year, a certain month, and a certain night, he used despicable and obscene means to molest and insult the attendant of the song hall, and when the security guards of the song hall went to stop his hooliganism, they fought with the security guards. After receiving the 110 police call, the Chengguan Police Station of the Wushui County Public Security Bureau immediately rushed to the scene and prepared to take Zhou Yijun to the police station for interrogation. Zhou Yijun refused to accept the police decision, violently resisted the law, and injured the Chengguan Police Station police officers XX XX and XX, and his behavior constituted the crime of obstructing the performance of official duties. The public prosecutor has already indicted him for his criminal acts in accordance with the law......

Based on the above facts and evidence, the judgment against the defendant Zhou Yijun in accordance with the provisions of Article 277, Paragraph 1 of the "Huaxia Criminal Law" is as follows:

The defendant was sentenced to one year imprisonment for the crime of obstructing the execution of official duties, to serve his sentence in the Wushui County Detention Center from now on, and to confiscate one Hongtashan cigarette. The confiscated property must be delivered to the Tribunal within three days!"

After Brother Gang finished reading out the "verdict," he asked: "Zhou Yijun, do you obey the verdict of this court? Do you appeal? If you want to appeal, you can go to President Leng Xiaotian of the Mingguang City People's Court to directly submit the appeal, and his verdict will be final!"

As he spoke, he pointed his finger at the sneering sky sitting in the corner.

When Sneer saw that he suddenly named himself the "President of the Mingguang City People's Court", he couldn't help laughing. Thinking about the verdict they had just heard, it was actually decent and clear-eyed, and I believe that they must have played this kind of game of judging prisoners on a regular basis.

Zhou Zhou Jun tilted his head and glanced at the sneering sky, lowered his head and replied, "I don't appeal." I'm going to ask someone to buy cigarettes now. However, I only had 100 yuan in the house, so I had to buy two packs of cigarettes to pay for the lawyer's fees, and the cigarette that should be handed over had to wait two days for my friend to save money for me to buy it. ”

Seeing that he was so tame, Brother Gang agreed to buy cigarettes and come in for everyone to smoke, happily slapped his palm on the bed, and shouted loudly: "Now I announce: adjournment!"

At this time, a volunteer prisoner passed by the door of Prison No. 5 with a bucket of garbage, and Zhou Zhoujun hurriedly walked to the small window at the door and shouted: "Dude, please go outside and find Sergeant Li, and ask him to buy me two packs of Hongtashan cigarettes and come in." I had a hundred dollars in my account, and he knew it. ”

The volunteer nodded and went out.

After listening to the words conveyed by the volunteers, Lao Li first went to the commissary to buy two packs of Hongtashan cigarettes, told the commissary to record them in the account of the suspect Zhou Yijun who entered the store today, and then took advantage of the commissary's people to bow their heads to keep accounts, quickly took out two packs of identical Hongtashan cigarettes from their pockets, stuffed the cigarettes they had just bought into their pockets, and stood there and shouted: "Xiaojia, you come out for a while." ”

Tong Jia heard the sound and came out of the internal service room, and asked with a smile, "Uncle Li, what's the matter?"

Lao Li raised the cigarette in his hand and said with a smile: "Aren't you pestering me every day to ask me to take you to Prison No. 5? Now there is an opportunity: A suspect named Zhou Yijun on No. 5 wants to buy cigarettes, you can send him in!"

Tong Jia has not found an excuse to enter the No. 5 prison to see Sneer Xiaotian in the past two days, and she feels empty in her heart, as soon as she heard Lao Li's words, she was in the middle of it, so she ran out happily, took the cigarette and the key to the room in Lao Li's hand, and went to the prison.

Lao Li watched her delicate back disappear into the iron door, and a cold smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

"Lao Li, why does Xiao Jia keep running into the prison these days? She is an internal officer, so if she enters inside without permission, the bureau will punish her if she knows about it. ”

The middle-aged woman guarding the commissary said to Lao Li.

Lao Li smiled lewdly and said, "I guess this little girl is Sichun, and she must have fallen in love with the little white face sneering on No. 5." Don't you see that every time she tries to go inside, she is as excited as if she has been beaten with chicken blood? She had never been inside before, and told me that she was disgusted when she saw the suspects inside, and she never wanted to enter the iron door of the prison for the rest of her life. Now you see, she is looking for excuses to go in every day, and when she goes, it must be Prison No. 5. I observed her a few times, and as soon as I saw the sneering sky, her eyes lit up and her cheeks were crimson, and she looked like a who couldn't give up. She also said many times: Director Lei is definitely not sneering, saying that he is so gentle and elegant, so polite, and a good student at school, how can he shoot and kill?...... Phew, there are so many meaty words, I'm embarrassed to say it!"

Tong Jia naturally couldn't hear Lao Li saying these bad things about her behind her back. She was full of joy to see the boy who appeared in her dream for several nights in a row, passed through two iron doors one after another, and followed the corridor to the door of Prison No. 5, first stood at the door to calm down the excitement and a little nervousness, and then picked up the key to the prison that Lao Li gave her, opened the door, deliberately put her pretty face up, walked in without squinting, stood in the center of the room, and asked, "Who is Zhou Yijun?"

When the people in the prison saw her come in, they all stood up respectfully.

Zhou Yijun raised his hand and said, "It's me." ”

Tong Jia walked over and handed him the cigarette, and secretly glanced at the sneering sky standing in the innermost, his face suddenly showed a hint of redness, and he wanted to go over and say something to him, but he couldn't find a reason to talk to him for a while.

Except for Sneer Xiaotian, Director Qiu and a few others, these prisoners in the prison are all flamboyant cow ghosts and snake gods. At this moment, they saw Tong Jia wearing a dark green police uniform, with a tight top, a high chest, a police skirt wrapped around two slender legs, and the white and plump calves exposed outside were stretched straight, and they couldn't help but feel a little nervous, and green sparks appeared in their eyes.

"Officer Tong, if you come to us a few more times a day, we can save a few meals. As the saying goes: beautiful and delicious!"

One of the old fritters said in a daze.

Tong Jia turned his face and shouted: "Close your mouth! You talk nonsense again, beware of me calling Lao Li to lock you up!"

As she spoke, she subconsciously glanced at Sneer Xiaotian again, and suddenly thought of a conversational remark, walked over and said, "Sneer Xiaotian, Sister Li from the commissary outside asked me to ask you: Do you still need to buy something to eat, you can tell me, I will talk to her when I go back, and let someone buy it for you tomorrow and send it over." Otherwise, you won't run out of money there. ”

In fact, Sister Li didn't say such things to her, it was an excuse she came up with to talk to Sneer.

Sneering Tian smiled and said, "I don't need to buy anything anymore." However, if you want to eat something, Officer Tong can go directly to the commissary and get it, and it will be recorded in my account. I know girls love to snack. ”

Tong Jia blushed and said, "You are uneasy and kind, don't you want to bribe the police officer?"

After saying this, he also felt funny, so he stared at Sneer Xiaotian with those big good-looking eyes, covered his mouth and laughed "eating".

At this time, Zhou Yijun had already handed the two packs of cigarettes to Director Qiu as the reward for his "defense" just now.

Director Qiu didn't refuse, took the cigarette and looked at it, and suddenly asked Tong Jia: "Xiaotong, why do these two packs of cigarettes seem to have been opened?"

Tong Jia still felt a little in awe of Director Qiu, the former leader, and when she saw him asking, she hurriedly walked over, looked at the two packs of cigarettes, and said suspiciously: "Impossible! This is just bought from the commissary, I took it and came in, how could it be disassembled?"

Director Qiu looked at the plastic covers that had been reaffixed on the two packs of cigarettes, and thought that maybe someone from the commissary checked whether it was caused by fake cigarettes, so he stopped asking, took one out of it, lit it, and smoked it.

Sneering Tian stood not far from him. After taking a puff, Director Qiu exhaled a puff of smoke that blew into his nostrils.

Suddenly, he felt numb all over his body, and his body suddenly tumbled with qi and blood, and he couldn't help but be shocked: this was the natural reaction of the true qi in his body to automatically resist some kind of substance that was harmful to his body!

In just a few seconds, he immediately reacted, flew towards Director Qiu, grabbed the cigarette he held in his mouth, threw it to the ground, stepped on the cigarette butt with his foot, and looked up, only to see Director Qiu's cheeks flushed, his body twitched violently a few times, his eyelids rolled over, and he fell on the bed behind him......