Uncle Mingda turned out to be a winemaker in the village!

I shuddered, rolled over the donkey cart with my ass, and fell into a dog eating shit.

Uncle Mingda also jumped down from the donkey cart, and said with a smile in his mouth: "Lingnan soil boy, welcome back to the village!" ”

Welcome to your grandma's eggs!

I ran to the village.

Uncle Mingda's body was still on the donkey cart, his head was like a football, rolling behind him.

The wind was fierce on the side of the Yellow River, and I ran wildly on the shore alone, but the head was getting closer and closer, and ran in front of me, with a face covered in mud, and glared at me with great malice.

I was completely frightened, my scalp was numb, my heart had already risen to my throat, I panicked, and begged for mercy in a trembling voice: "Uncle...... It's not me who killed you, it's the golden leopard frog, it's in the river! ”

When the head heard this, it paused like a fool and turned its head to look at the Yellow River.

I was completely confused, the school loves to play football, and I have developed the habit of kicking an object in the middle of winter, and subconsciously raised my foot and fired a volley, which actually kicked it into the river.

What the is going to do?!

The feeling of the leg touching the head was very strange, it seemed to be a virtual body, but I could actually hear the "clang" of the river, as if something had smashed into the water.

I didn't have time to think about it, I screamed and ran like crazy to the village.

It wasn't until he saw that the incandescent lamp was still on at the ancestral hall at the entrance of the village, and the fat man Zuo and a few villagers were still chattering, and Uncle Mingda didn't seem to be chasing after him, so he was a little relieved. I didn't think that I seemed to be stepping on a banana peel under my feet, and I slipped suddenly, and the whole person fell to the ground, and then I saw the military lady carrying a bucket of steaming boiling water, and threw it at me.

That bucket of boiling water was enough to wipe out all the hair on my body.

I was so frightened that I rolled around on a donkey.

With a "whoosh", a whole bucket of boiling water was poured on the place where I had just fallen, and the mud splashed on the ground was on my skin, and it was hot.

Jun Junniang also wanted to smash the bucket at me, but Uncle Chang Geng and a few people found her, grabbed her, scolded and dragged her away.

Seeing me running back in embarrassment, the corners of his mouth turned up proudly: "What's going on?" ”

I stood still, overwhelmed.

Zuo Panlong continued: "Why don't you believe me, buddy tricked you back to the village, if something happens to you, I will also bear the burden, don't leave tonight!" ”

Nonsense, I want to go.

But in the current situation, do I dare to go?

I took a breath, and I didn't dare to breathe with him, so I asked Zuo Panlong, "Where do you stay at night?" ”

Zuo Panlong raised his hand and pointed: "Live in your house!" ”

The villagers asked Zuo Panlong what else he was going to do, and Zuo Panlong replied that the old village chief would not make any more trouble tonight, and he would come back tomorrow at noon.

The crowd dispersed.

Ping's daughter-in-law carried the corpse of the old village chief, the purpose was to let me return to the village before I was twenty years old, just now the old village chief yelled at me that cold and smelly strange breath, I don't know what impact it will have on me, but Ping's daughter-in-law's purpose must have been achieved, otherwise, I would not have met Uncle Mingda at the entrance of the village.

I shudder when I think of my horrific childhood experience.

Now that Sister Jiu'er and Tong Tianwang are not here, what the hell is holding Gu, there is nowhere to ask!

Zuo Panlong, this grandson, can be regarded as a miserable pit for me.

But after thinking about it, if I should come back to pay homage to the old village chief, Ping's daughter-in-law said that she would kill the whole village. I can't do anything about one person escaping and the whole village suffering, and it seems to be doomed.

Seeing that I was thinking all the way, Zuo Panlong asked with a smile, what do you want?

"It's your business!"

I didn't get angry with him.

When I went back to the old house, I found that it was very clean inside, and it was clear that someone lived here.

"Dude has been staying at your house for the past few days, don't say it, it's very comfortable."

Zuo Panlong was also not polite, pulled a Taishi chair, lay on it, cocked Erlang's legs, and swayed.

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, so I made the bed: "Tonight you sleep in the Taishi chair, Lao Tzu sleeps in the bed." ”

Zuo Panlong was not annoyed, he raised his mouth, and said with a sigh of relief: "This Daoist master catches demons and exorcises evil spirits for your village, and supports justice, is it a little inappropriate for you to have such a bad attitude towards me?" ”

I thought about it, Zuo Fat Man can find out the reason why the old village chief cheated the corpse, he is not an ordinary person, he should know something. So, he pulled a chair and sat in front of him: "Pigeon, I was cheated like this by you today, are we going to talk openly and honestly?" How do you know where I live and how do you guess I have a dog treasure in my store? ”

"Dao Ye's name is Zuo Panlong, what kind of chicken feather nickname are you fooling?!" The left coiled dragon rolled his eyes.

"The left-pan dragon is pigeon, I don't believe you to check it." I'll reply to him.

He was slightly puzzled, picked up his mobile phone and searched for it, his face suddenly changed, he stood for a while, and asked me very embarrassedly: "What is the name of this Chinese medicine...... Do many people know? ”

"Not much, so few people know how to sell special medicinal materials." I replied.

Zuo Panlong breathed a sigh of relief and patted his chest: "Dude, you can understand, let's not talk about it." Master Dao, I have walked the rivers and lakes, and I have been in the two worlds of people and ghosts for many years, and I want to be known that the name is a piece of, and it is easy to be laughed at! ”

"I like to keep little secrets the most. But only if you have to be honest with me, otherwise I have a hundred ways to make your name a household name and fragrant. "I lit a cigarette and smoked.

Zuo Panlong hurriedly stopped me, I got it, I didn't plan to hide it from you.

Then, he unceremoniously popped a cigarette out of my hand, glanced at it, and said disdainfully: "What a chicken feather is broken smoke!" Xie Xiaopi, you are really holding a golden rice bowl and asking for rice! ”

He has something to say, and I don't rush him.

The guy lit the cigarette and talked to me while smoking.

Zuo Panlong explained that it was very simple for him to find my residence, turn over to the room where I used to live, take a few pieces of clothes that I discarded, and use plum blossoms to easily count, and immediately deduce my specific location. He said it lightly, but it startled me. This method is almost inseparable from the location of his mother's mobile phone.

As for why I know that I have a dog treasure in my store, it took a lot of work.

According to Zuo Fatzi, he asked a well-informed person to inquire. The source tossed around a few times and found out the situation of the Chinese medicine shop. People told him that the pharmacy didn't have a bird business on weekdays, and the owner turned out to be an old man, and now a kid is in charge. When the old man was alive, he didn't rely on ordinary Chinese medicine to make a living, and secretly sold special medicinal materials. Zuo Fatzi asked what special medicinal materials were sold, and the other party said that the details were not very clear, but he heard that someone had bought Goubao in the pharmacy, and the price was high.

So, he devised a plan to buy a dog treasure at a high price to trick me into the village.

The matter of dog treasure to ward off evil spirits is all his.

I was dumbfounded, Old Man Guan has lived with me for so many years, I always thought that he was an ordinary pharmacy owner, and he actually specialized in selling special medicinal materials? No wonder I took over the business at the back door, and I didn't know the core business at all!

"When you lied to me, the scent of sandalwood in the car was Ecstasy, right?" I asked coldly.

"It's just a small trick, you big man, I can't tie you up. Besides, I've heard that there are a lot of special and powerful methods to do what you do, and my buddy has no choice but to make this decision. The left coiled dragon grinned.

"What are you doing?" I asked rhetorically.

"O treasure holder! Ay...... Comrade Xie, it's boring for you to talk like this! You said you were talking openly and honestly just now, and now you are pretending to be deaf and dumb, what do you mean? Zuopanlong snuffed out the cigarette butt, and the mung bean stared at me fiercely.

Treasure holder?

Tong Tianwang once said that Sister Jiu'er, my grandfather, and my parents are all people from Lingnan Baoxing, and Tong Tianwang wanted to worship my grandfather as a teacher to join Baoxing, but he didn't succeed.

Old man Guan is also a person from Lingnan Baoxing?

When I grew up, the things of that year were like fish bones stuck in my throat, not up or down, and uncomfortable. On weekdays, I often knocked on the side to get some information from the old man Guan's mouth, but the old man kept doing Tai Chi and never talked to me. Later, I couldn't, so I went to the library to find some old materials, and I talked about very little about the records of the treasurer, and only got some sporadic information.

The occupations of ancient times are nothing more than 360 lines, industry, agriculture, business, learning, and soldiers. And some unscrupulous livelihoods do not belong to one of them, and the rivers and lakes are collectively referred to as the Outer Eight Elements.

What are the eight lines?

Thousand Doors, Red Handkerchief Door, Gu Door, Pin Door, Theft Door, Asking for Life, God Tune Door, Flower Gate.

In the eight outer lines, the door is stolen to hold the bull's ear, the inverted bucket touches the gold, the upper beam of the house, and the mountains and rivers hold the treasure, these businessless businesses belong to the theft of the door.

But there is a saying in the thief door: "The chief of ten thousand thieves, the thief is respected."

The kneeling thief here refers specifically to the treasure-holder.

Everything in heaven and earth has spirits, big rivers and rivers, and the tombs of emperors are nourished by the spiritual temperature, and there are countless mysterious treasures hidden. Holding treasure people walk the mountains and rivers, with unique magical skills, specializing in touching the heavens and earth, so there are also called them "soil suffocation", and the door is called "soil master" and the door is called "soil master".

If the old man Guan is a person from Lingnan Baoxing, everything can be strung together.

Sister Jiu'er handed me over to the old man, which is equivalent to entrusting me.

However, for so many years, how come I have never seen a Tu Shou with a Lingnan accent come to the pharmacy, and besides, what did the old man Guan mean by the phrase "hall master" before he died?

Now is not the time to think about these things. Sister Jiu'er repeatedly told me that I couldn't enter the village before I was twenty years old, but I came by mistake, and how to solve my own problems was the key.

I didn't answer Zuo Panlong's stubble, and asked, "Is that daughter-in-law a human or a ghost?" ”

Zuo Panlong rolled his eyes: "No people, no ghosts, it's another thing." ”

"What's that?"

"Corpse down!"