Chapter 184: The Fat Man's Nightmare 2

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The child stamped his feet and shouted, "Grandma, come quickly!" Grandpa slept stupidly. ()”

"This old immortal thing, all day long, knows that he doesn't talk about sleeping, and he is just daydreaming, to see how the old lady cleans him up today......"

The old lady at the door, who tied her hair into a tuck and carried a chicken feather list in her hand, looked rich and rich, almost comparable to a fat man, looked a little familiar, but the fat man just couldn't remember who she was!

It took a long time before she stammered: "Auntie, who are you!" ”

"Auntie? your grandma's aunt? The old lady crossed her waist and pointed at the nose of the tall fat man and scolded: "Call the old lady aunt, don't you dislike me for being old?" Look at the little fox spirit outside, isn't it, when I married you, I was also a secret flower, and now I gave birth to seven or eight sons for you, so I think the old lady is old......"

"Stop!" The tall fat man is crazy, this is the Diexian Xiao Cai, and he married him, and gave birth to a bunch of sons and grandchildren.

The tall fat man felt as if his heart was about to pop out of the cavity. The sweat on the top of his head was pouring out layer by layer, and his mouth was like a fish out of water, and he couldn't stop closing one by one, but he couldn't say half a word.

"You're yelling at the old lady? I can't live this day...... "The old lady sat on the ground and cried, holding the fat man's thighs with both hands, and hit the fat man desperately with her head: "You beat me to death, beat me to death, the old lady has to die in your hands today, you can't ...... it"

"Stop...... Don't ......" The tall fat man only felt that his eyes were black and his limbs were weak, and he sat down opposite the old lady.

"Grandpa, be careful...... "A few children who ran over to help the fat man, and as soon as the white and tender little hands put on the fat man's shoulders, they suddenly grew several times, and firmly buckled the fat man's arms like a few steel hoops.

The old lady suddenly stretched out a ghost claw and grabbed at the fat man's throat.

"Phew!" The tall fat man anxiously squirted out a breath of true qi from under his tongue, and the strength was comparable to that of a strong bow and crossbow. It struck the old lady in the face less than a foot away, and instantly blew one of her heads to pieces.

Immediately after that, the scene in front of the fat man's eyes instantly distorted and dissipated into his field of vision.

"Hahaha......"

The tall fat man was stunned at the empty earth, but he heard a burst of unbridled laughter. When I looked back at the voice, I saw a towering ancient tree first, and a little further down was the white-clad female corpse hanging from the branch. Near the root of the tree lay a golden-armored warrior who was pierced through his body by seven sharp swords and nailed to the tree. The sound of wild laughter came from the mouth of the golden-armored general.

The golden-armored military general pointed at the female corpse and laughed: "Dream Devouring Demon, this is the worst time you have planted it, right?" was actually beaten three times in a row by a hairy boy, if I were you, you would immediately self-destruct the original god, so as not to be embarrassed. ”

"Hmph" The Dream Eater who was hanging from the tree glared at the fat man viciously, and hung on the tree for half a circle, leaving the fat man with a back.

The golden-armored military general didn't plan to let go of a chance to be amused: "Boy, how did you lose the Dream Devouring Demon?" That guy's ability to fight alone is commonplace, but the kung fu that charms with dreams is first-class. ”

"What she is most famous for is that the first thing you see is the fascination of the sea of blood, and ordinary people have long been frightened by the bloody battle of thousands of armies. Even if you can calm down, when you see a dream beauty, you will be slack, and you can't extricate yourself from beauty. You might as well say that you were a pig in your last life, which in turn scared the Dream Eater. ”

The gold-armored military general patted his thigh and said, "The Dream Devourer Demon has suffered a loss, and it really turned you into a pig." However, she didn't expect pigs to bite too. In the end, she still finds what you are most afraid of, how can you be afraid of women. "Everyone has something to be afraid of, what's wrong? The tall fat man argued confidently: "Fat man, I'm just afraid of unreasonable trouble, ugly old ladies who are splashing and rolling, no!" ”

"Okay!" The golden armor general said solemnly: "What you are most afraid of is that the woman you love will also become an ugly old lady who can only sprinkle, right?" Otherwise, it won't scare you to the point where your limbs are weak and your whole body is weak. ”

Looking at the frustrated look of the tall fat man drooping his head, the golden armor general lost no time in asking: "Boy, how can you see through that woman in the sea of blood?" ”

The tall fat man didn't even think about it: "My father said, don't be fooled by beautiful things." You must know that there may also be poisonous snakes under the flowers, and the character beauty can also get hemorrhoids! ”

The gold-armored military general was stunned for a moment, and then there was a burst of wild laughter: "Hahahaha, incisive, incisive, you Lao Tzu is really wonderful!" If he can come in, Lao Tzu will definitely ask him for a drink. ”

The Dream Eater Demon was so angry that his eyes were blood-red: "You wait for me, when this girl recovers her strength, you will definitely be able to survive and not die." ”

"You can gnaw on my hair!" The tall fat man said angrily: "It's a big girl, hanging on a tree, letting people lie under the tree and watch the bottoms, and I'm already ashamed." ”

"You" Soul Eater's long hair fell apart suddenly, half floating in the air like a demon snake fluttering.

The tall fat man picked up his weapon without hesitation, and the halberd fingered the soul eater to open the stance.

"Don't be nervous!" The golden armor general said slowly: "Her dream magic skill can only be used three times, and if it is too much, it will not work." I'll have to wait a while to kill you. ”

"What do you mean?" Before the Soul Eater roared, he suddenly felt a chill under him, and screamed wildly: "Beast, I'll kill you!" ”

Jin Jiawu was stunned by the tall fat man who used his halberd to provoke the Dream Eater Demon's skirt, and he didn't say anything for a long time.

The tall fat man sneered heartlessly: "Isn't this what it is?" What's there to see, how long have you been watching it? Don't you get tired of watching it? ”

The gold-armored military general raised a thumbs up and said, "You are ruthless!" You're not afraid that she'll kill you. ”

"Don't worry, I'll kill him before he kills me." The tall fat man looked reckless but was not stupid at all, according to his inference, there should be thousands of "Gu worms" in a Gu cup. Now that I see the two, I can only say that neither of them can help the other, or they can't bear to kill each other.

If the first inference was correct, it would have been better. If the second inference is true, then he can only be prepared to fight against two.

The tall fat man's move is nothing more than a test of the reaction of the golden armor general.

"You fat man looks honest, but in fact he is very cunning!" The gold-armored military general obviously saw through the fat man's mind and said, "To tell you the truth, there were countless monsters in this place before. Now I've killed her, and I'm keeping her down, just to relieve my boredom, or it won't seem too boring. ”

The fat man's eyes widened.

"Can you pull your head out from under her skirt?" The golden armor general was really angry: "The Dream Eater Demon is very cunning, don't tie her up, where can I find someone?" ”

"So, are you really nailed to the root of the tree and can't get up?" The fat man saw that the other party was not good, so he immediately changed his words and said, "Then why don't you kill her and go out by yourself?" ”

The golden armor general said lightly: "I don't want to go out." ”

"My grandfather!" The tall fat man cried and said, "You don't want to go out, I want to go out!" Or ......"

"Or you'll kill me, won't you?" The golden armor general's eyebrows were raised, and a coldness burst out in his eyes.

The tall fat man said bluntly: "What else should I do?" I'm still a dead man! Isn't it just to come back to life when you enter the Gu poison coffin! ”

"That's right!"

Obviously, the tall fat man went straight to the appetite of the golden armor general, and actually nodded in agreement.

The tall fat man was thinking about how to kill the other party, but when he saw the general's eyes looking directly at his chest, he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat: "I said brother, don't you look at me like that?" If you want to see it, there's a ......."

The tall fat man stretched out his hand and pointed at the Soul Eater on the tree: "If you can't wipe your face, I'll help you strip your clothes." ”

"You give me death!" The Soul Eater was once again furious.

It took a long time for the military general to say, "Are you a ghost guy?" ”

"That's right!" The tall fat man lifted the small coffin on his chest: "One of the two arrogant ghosts, the fat judge is promoted." ”

The military general suddenly roared: "Report your origin......"

The tall fat man's head seemed to have been smashed by a hammer, and suddenly became blank, and he replied mechanically: "Gao Sheng, the son-in-law of the Gao family in Jinling, the nineteenth year of Hengwu, the martial artist ......."

As soon as the tall fat man finished speaking, he was suddenly pinched in his hand by the other party's sudden claw. The tall fat man originally thought that he was finished, but he didn't expect the other party to force an extremely pure vitality into the fat man's body between the flips of his palm. The fat man clearly felt that his body was suddenly rejuvenated like a dead tree in spring. When he returned to his peak state, the military general slowly released his palm.

The tall fat man stood up and bowed deeply: "Thank you seniors, seniors ......"

"You must be tempted to ask me, 'Who are you?' The military general didn't seem to want the tall fat man to speak, so he just said to himself: "But what you want to know more is, why did I save you, and what do I want you to do?" ”

"Yes!"

The military general said slowly: "You can meet me here, it can be said that it is the arrangement of fate, or it can be said that someone deliberately did it, don't believe in such an ethereal thing as fate, and don't doubt that someone can predict the future." I didn't believe in that before, either. However, after going through so much, I have faith in my destiny. ”

"The only thing I can tell you is that the identities of you and Xie Bangui are not only extraordinary, but also hide a secret that is enough to shock the world. When you reveal your identity, you'll see me again. However, you have to be strong enough to survive until that time. ”

The tall fat man was puzzled: "Senior, I don't understand what you mean. ”

"You don't need to understand." The military general said lightly: "It's okay to work together with Xie Bangui to protect the ghost ya." Also, I just imprinted a set of punches into your divine sense. This set of boxing techniques was originally reserved for Xie Bangui, so it was cheap for you. ”

The tall fat man closed his eyes and meditated for a while before saying, "The 'Dream Shattering Fist' you gave me doesn't seem to be martial arts?" ”

"Combination of law and force! Dream Shattering Fist can not only attack the opponent's physical body, but also kill the opponent's divine consciousness, just like it can shatter dreams. Use it properly, and there's a good chance that your opponent will be beaten into an idiot by your punch. Okay, the wonder of Dream Shattering Fist, you can figure it out for yourself! ”

The military general said solemnly: "After seeing Xie Bangui, tell him to give up all spells and concentrate on cultivating martial arts." The essence of the unity of law and martial arts is to use the power of the flesh to attract the power of heaven and earth, manipulate the wind and thunder between gestures, and control the five elements. To achieve the same effect as a spell, there is no need not to touch the spell, the spells in this world have long been incomplete. No matter who cultivates, they will have to pay an extremely serious price. ”

"No, it won't!" The tall fat man didn't believe it: "I think the eight generals ...... them"

"Do you think the eight generals didn't pay the price?" The military general sneered: "Every time the bald chicken uses a spell, the hair on its body will fall out. The heat in the body cannot be excreted, and it burns all year round. The paper is alive and bloody, like dry bones, and I have to drink all day long to warm up the cold in my body. The fake Liu is better, but once the hidden dangers accumulated in his body explode, he will be worse than dead. ”

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