231. Lust obsessed with the mind
Lord Yama frowned and fell into deep thought, this group of powerful ghosts has always been smart and difficult to deceive, it is rare to have a handsome man who is one of the best in the eight wildernesses and one of the best beauties in the eight wildernesses and six in the eight wildernesses to come here, you can take this opportunity to make the lustful men and women crazy and the ghosts are fascinated, so that they can drink Meng Po soup from the hands of these two handsome men and women, and enter the reincarnation as soon as possible.
Otherwise, the future days can only be as annoying as before, what a troublesome method, probably just to watch these ghosts day and night want to hook up with a slightly good-looking handsome man and woman in the underworld, among which there are all kinds of new good ghosts and bad ghosts, and all kinds of means can be described as endless.
"An Zhanjun, it's not that I don't want to, but if this matter is discovered by the Emperor of Heaven, I, the Lord of Yama, will be dismissed in the future, and you are also an official, and your status is more than three levels higher than mine, you should know better than me." Lord Yama frowned in embarrassment.
An Zhan raised his eyebrows, crossed his hands on his chest, and said, "Okay, then I won't help you." ”
Seeing this group of ghosts pounce on them one by one, the male ghosts pounced on An Zhan with a very exaggerated expression, and the female ghosts pounced on Feng Yuanzhi one by one with faces, Lord Yan's face was slightly gloomy, and he secretly scolded in a low voice: "A group of people who are obsessed with sex and have no gender distinction!" ”
An Zhan picked his eyelids to see Lord Yama's reaction, and when Lord Yama set his eyes on him, he closed his gaze without leaving a trace.
Lord Yama said: "These ghosts have annoyed me for thousands of years, let them get out of the way as soon as possible, I thought deeply, and reluctantly decided to agree to you, but An Zhan, you must not inform the Emperor of Heaven about this matter, otherwise I will not only have no official position, but I will not even have my life!" ”
An Zhan put down the hand that was crossed in front of his chest, and said with a slight smile: "Confidentiality is a must, otherwise I will also be punished." ”
Lord Yama smiled happily and said, "Then, happy cooperation!" ”
The male ghosts who pounced on An Zhan were originally ugly and white, and the closer they got to An Zhan along the way, the more excited they became, and the whiteness on their faces gradually eased, and even became white and red, and when this group of male ghosts pounced on An Zhan's arms There was only less than a foot away, An Zhan swiped his hand and cast a spell to freeze them in place, and then the index finger and middle finger together pointed at the teapot on the table, and the fingertips flew out of the light and turned into a rope-like appearance around the teapot, and the teapot flew into An Zhan's hand.
An Zhan held this pot of "tea" and turned around among the male ghosts around him, and said slowly: "You have been under the bridge for thousands of years, you must have only drunk the water under the bridge, and you have never drunk this good tea........ The Emperor of Heaven couldn't drink it if he wanted to, Yaowei Flower God knelt and begged Lord Yama to let her take a sip, and Fengshen sent his wife to Lord Yama in exchange for tea, I see that you are so enthusiastic about me, how about you please drink it? ”
After this group of male ghosts were fixed in the ghost body, they couldn't say a word, An Zhan saw that one of the male ghosts was flushed, as if he wanted to speak, walked up to him and looked at his head, "Do you have something to tell me?" ”
After the male ghost was fixed, only his eyelids could move, and when he heard An Zhan's question, he closed his eyes to show that this was indeed the case.
An Zhan nodded his eyebrows in the air, and the male ghost could move his mouth, and the male ghost pulled the corners of his mouth and said: "You don't know, this trick is about to be used by Lord Yama and Meng Po, this is how they tried to trick me into drinking three thousand years ago, I was not deceived to be suppressed here, and the ghosts who were suppressed here with me have all been fooled like this." ”
After the male ghost finished speaking, An Zhan pointed to the eyebrows of this ghost in the air while contemplating his eyebrows, and after the light entered, the ghost became motionless again.
This trick has been used by Lord Yan for thousands of years, and what to do now to make them drink Meng Po soup, An Zhan drew a big question mark in his mind.
Lord Yama picked his eyelids, if this trick works for them, then why do you want to do it?
An Zhan then pointed to the eyebrows of another ghost, and the divine light was injected into the body of the ghost through the eyebrows, and this ghost was only able to move slightly, An Zhan asked him if it was really like this, and the ghost said: "He is right, but handsome man, you are good-looking, as long as you invite me to drink, I am very willing." ”
After the man in red finished speaking, he threw a wink at An Zhan, and those charming eyes seemed to be able to release electricity, which made An Zhan uncomfortable for a while, and saw that the little official standing on the side was disgusted.
Lord Yama waved his hand and said, "I don't hide it, I'm not afraid that they will do evil, but I'm afraid that they will throw flattery at men." ”
That flattering eye, An Zhan is in his eyes, uncomfortable in his heart, he has lived for thousands of years, and it is the first time he has encountered the eyebrows thrown at him, it is good to be a woman, but it turned out to be a man, even if the man is a man, he is still a ghost in the underworld! An Zhan walked up to him with a teapot and said, "Since you are very willing, then drink it now." ”
The man in red met An Zhan's gaze, at that moment he felt that the flowers all over the world were blooming, and his eyes were not only shining but also discharging, if it wasn't for An Zhan to stabilize his body, I am afraid he would have to twist his ass a few times to show off his amorous style, I saw him with a charming face, and said softly while blinking and discharging: "Oh, people want you to kiss first, and drink it after kissing." ”
"Poof!" The little official next to him turned from nausea to snickering, and said secretly in his heart: An Zhan Shenjun, An Zhan Shenjun, the price of not wanting to drink Meng Po soup is like this!
Lord Yama covered his lips and smiled secretly, An Zhan, you still ask for more blessings.
An Zhan took a deep breath, wondering how there could be such a male ghost in this world, and slapped the male ghost in the face, and the crisp slap in the face made Lord Yan and the little official startled, the face of the male ghost, even they haven't beaten it yet!
After An Zhan finished dumping, he looked at the male ghost and asked, "Are you still satisfied with the kiss?" ”
The male ghost was stunned for a moment, and was slapped in the face! Then his face changed, thinking that being beaten by a handsome man could actually be regarded as a blessing, and he said softly: "Ghosts are not afraid of pain, but you are handsome, and the posture in which you slap me is also very good-looking, I want to take a few more looks, is it okay?" Well? ”
"After you read it, can you promise me tea?"
"Uh......... That's fine, too! ”
As soon as the male ghost's voice fell, An Zhan ........slapped him on the left side of his face and slapped him on the right cheek a few times again, slapping the male ghost with a look of enjoyment, and said: "Ah~ It's so comfortable!" ”
"It's perverted!" The little official couldn't help but scold.
"Flutter!" Lord Yama smiled secretly.
An Zhan said: "It's comfortable, are you going to drink tea now?" I'll deliver it to you with my own hands. ”
The male ghost blinked shyly, "It's okay to drink, but if you accompany me all the way on the Huangquan Road, it's better to be in pairs." ”
"Poof!" I don't know who is snickering behind my back.
An Zhan said softly: "Okay, I promise you, when you drink it, I will always accompany you on the Huangquan Road." ”
The male ghost was happy in his heart, even if he lied to himself, he was good-looking, and he was willing to be deceived by him. The male ghost asked An Zhan to bring the teapot to his mouth and drank Meng Po soup into his stomach.
The little official picked his eyelids and said, "This male pervert has a worrying IQ, can he still remember An Zhan's promise after drinking?" ”
Lord Yan clapped his hands with satisfaction and smiled happily: "Good, good!" The little official kicked him into reincarnation for me. ”
The little official arched his hand and said with a smile: "Okay! I'm going to kick it! ”
The little official escorted the male ghost to the other side of the Nai He Bridge, and kicked him into the reincarnation with a "bang" on his ass. After finishing the matter, the little official clapped his hands and said with a sigh of relief: "In the future, there will finally be one less perverted male pervert in the underworld." ”
There has been no movement on the female ghost's side, An Zhan looked over, and saw that Feng Yuanzhi was surrounded by a group of female ghosts and beat her back and shoulders, it seemed that Feng Yuanzhi was comfortable. Lord Yan looked at Feng Yuanzhi, picked up another teapot, and said, "Girl, if you let them drink this tea, I promise to let you be reincarnated in a big family in the next life and live a carefree life." ”
Without waiting for Feng Yuanzhi to reply, An Zhan said: "You promised to let her reincarnate by my side in the next life, and I will help you deal with this group of female ghosts." ”
After Feng Yuanzhi drank Meng Po soup, she confused her role, and she didn't even know whether she was a human or a ghost, a fairy or a demon, because she was served by a group of female ghosts, so she regarded herself as a ghost. Lord Yan should let An Zhan let Feng Yuanzhi reincarnate by his side in the next life, An Zhan decided to do whatever it takes, as long as they let them drink it, temporarily held back the nausea, sat on the stool, fiddled with a coquettish posture, and said in a flattering voice: "If anyone is willing to drink the tea in my hand, I will kiss whom, oh no, not only kiss, but also enter the cave room." ”
"Flutter!" This scene was seen by Feng Yuanzhi, Feng Yuanzhi couldn't help laughing, and the first impression An Zhan left on her after drinking Meng Po soup was probably these coquettish postures and the flattering words of him hooking up with male ghosts.
With a wave of An Zhan's hand, all the fixed male ghosts were unraveled, and they were suddenly boiling, and they all rushed to drink the "tea" in An Zhan's hand, and the little official sneered, "A group of fools who are obsessed with their hearts." ”
After a while, this group of male ghosts drank all the Meng Po soup in the pot, and saw that the Lord of Yan was overjoyed, and hurriedly told Meng Po that Meng Po soup was not enough, so he boiled another pot.
After drinking, they all forgot that they were heinous in their previous lives and are now terrible ghosts that have been suppressed for thousands of years, and they are kicked into reincarnation one after another.
Among all the male ghosts, there was still the last one who didn't drink the soup, he rolled his eyes, waved his hand and said: "It's good that I like handsome men, but I don't like handsome men who cheat ghosts, you see, so many male ghost compatriots have been deceived into reincarnation by you, if I believe you again, wouldn't you be a fool?" ”
After the male ghost finished speaking, he floated back into Ruoshui, Feng Yuanzhi was beaten on the back and shoulders by a group of female ghosts, very comfortable, and saw a male ghost jump into Ruoshui, and said, "Yo, who is that?" ”
A female ghost in red looked in the direction pointed by Feng Yuanzhi and said, "That one, it was originally a male ghost with a ghost as a companion, but now it has become a lonely male ghost, don't believe it, if only one head floats on the water." ”
Feng Yuanzhi's brain moved, and he grinned slightly: "His strength should be quite strong, otherwise, you will catch him and beat me on the back?" ”
The female ghost smiled and said: "Okay, you are beautiful, I will listen to everything you say, as long as you are happy, I am willing to do anything." ”
As soon as the words fell, all the female ghosts rushed up and jumped down like water to catch the male ghosts.
The little official rolled his eyes, and he was a group of stupid people who were obsessed with lust, but he didn't expect that he was extremely fierce on weekdays, and he changed his normal behavior when he saw beautiful men and beautiful women.
An Zhan walked to Feng Yuanzhi's side, Feng Yuanzhi raised her eyelids and looked at him, and An Zhan's amorous posture and words just now kept coming to mind, and said, "I heard and saw it just now, it turns out that you like men?" ”
An Zhan shook his head and said, "No, what I like is you, tell you a secret, we were husband and wife in the previous life, and so were we in the previous life." ”
Feng Yuanzhi looked distrustful and said, "You liared the ghost!" ”
An Zhan said in her heart: No, just after being beaten by a female ghost, she thought she was a ghost?
An Zhan's eyes showed a gentle light, and he said softly: "I'm lying to the immortals!" ”
Feng Yuanzhi said: "Thank you for complimenting me on my beauty!" ”
An Zhan sat down in front of Feng Yuanzhi and said, "Fairy, do me a favor, I will let your husband in the next life be a cow and a horse for you, and you will not be allowed to refute if you scold you." ”
Feng Yuanzhi picked her fingers, "Oh? What about my husband, is he handsome? ”
An Zhan raised the palm of his right hand in his ear and said, "I assure you, he is definitely the most beautiful man in the Eight Desolations." ”
Feng Yuanzhi raised her eyebrows and asked, "How can you guarantee it?" ”
An Zhan said: "If he is not the first beautiful man, when you come to this underworld again, my head will be screwed off by you." ”
Seeing that Feng Yuanzhi still had a distrustful look on his face, An Zhan turned his gaze to Lord Yan and said, "Look, he is here to testify!" ”
Feng Yuanzhi glanced at Lord Yan and said, "Okay, in fact, it's okay not to be a cow or a horse." ”
An Zhan said: "Yes, yes." ”
When the group of female ghosts carried the male ghosts over, the male ghosts snorted: "In my last life, I stabbed countless court officials, defiled countless unmarried young men, and slept all over the world. ”
With a "snap" sound, a female ghost slapped him in the face and said, "Don't brag, there are countless more, are you too drunk?" ”
The male ghost retorted: "You just drank too much, and your whole family drank too much." ”
The female ghost knocked him unconscious with a punch.
Feng Yuanzhi frowned slightly and said, "You knocked him unconscious, how can he beat me on the back?" ”
Seeing that Feng Yuanzhi seemed to be a little unhappy, what she wanted to do was to make her happy, her face showed a flattering look, and said, "It's okay, he pretended, I punched him again and he woke up." ”
The female ghost was about to punch it, but the male ghost quickly opened his eyes and begged for mercy: Little sister spare her life. ”
The female ghost said: "Go and beat her back." ”