143. Tsundere Green Bull

The third senior brother is twenty-seven this year, but he still hasn't married a daughter-in-law, a few years ago I heard that he likes a woman, the woman and him are still in love, but the woman somehow married someone else, what happened no one knows, this third senior brother is also an infatuated person, since the woman married someone else, he refused to marry a wife and have children, for which his mother beat him up, but no matter how much he beat him, it was useless, after all, he was beaten in the nearly ten years of Qingming Mountain, and he was beaten a lot.

I don't know if this is the case about the third senior brother, Liang Zhan remembers that the senior brother told him so, and at that time he was still very sorry, he was dignified, handsome and chic, and he was reduced to the point that he couldn't marry a daughter-in-law when he was about to get old.

The third senior brother picked up a piece of candy and ate it slowly, and said slowly: "My father and mother only have my only child, and now they are all enjoying the blessings of their old age, this great business is big, everything is left to me to do, and I have been busy taking care of the inherited family business all these years, and I have no time to pay attention to which family has a good girl, if you meet any good girl, it is not bad to introduce it to me." ”

The sixth senior brother threw a peanut into the air, chewed it in one bite, and said with crooked eyebrows: "Third senior brother, except for the senior brother and the second senior brother, we are all still single, as the so-called fat water does not flow into the field of outsiders, of course you have to keep it for yourself when you meet a good girl, how can I introduce it to you." ”

Liang Zhan glanced at Cheng Zhiyou, saw that the master looked indifferent, and remembered that the master often mentioned to him many years ago that when he was young, a woman took the initiative to come to the door to propose marriage, his eyebrows bent, and he said unhurriedly: "Master has not married a wife and had children yet, what are we anxious about?" ”

"Hahahaha............" The audience laughed again, and the third senior brother laughed so hard that he slapped the table with excitement.

Cheng Zhiyou glanced at Liang Zhan, snorted lightly, and said, "Thirteen, when the master was young, a woman took the initiative to come to the door to propose marriage, but the master didn't agree. ”

Liang Zhan finally held back his laughter.

Cheng Zhiyou patted his head, "What are you thinking about in this brain?" Without waiting for Liang Zhan to speak, he said: "Let's go, let's go to the back mountain, I have a gift for you."

After speaking, Cheng Zhiyou took these thirteen disciples to the back mountain together, the scenery of the back mountain is not much different from the past, there are grass and trees, flowers and birds, the only difference is that there are more than a dozen horses, it seems that this group of horses, mixed with an incompatible cow.

Looking dumbfounded, and like a little arrogant, he raised his head, glanced at the group of people in front of him, turned his face away, and slowly ate the grass.

Cheng Zhiyou smiled, glanced at this group of cattle and horses he raised with great satisfaction, and said: "I have not been idle in Qingming Mountain all these years, in addition to winemaking, I also raised this group of cattle and horses, one cow, twelve horses. ”

When Liang Zhan heard this, he counted it seriously, and said, "After counting, the number is really thirteen." ”

Cheng Zhiyou patted his head again and said, "Thirteen, that strong and stupid cow is left for you, and the other twelve good horses are all left for your twelve senior brothers." ”

Liang Zhan raised his eyebrows: "Why?" ”

Cheng Zhiyou said lightly: "Because only that cow is the most suitable for you." ”

"For me??" Liang Zhan deliberately walked over, looking at it all over the front, back, up, down, left and right, only to see the old cow roll his eyes arrogantly, and it seemed that he could still see anger on its face, and turned his face away, not even wanting to look at Liang Zhan.

Cheng Zhiyou said: "These horses, from left to right, are in the order of the apprentice's entry time, and one apprentice rides a horse. ”

Xie Yunchen frowned and said, "Master, today is your birthday, and these cows and horses were also raised by you with hard work, how can we accept this great gift?" ”

Cheng Zhiyou said lightly: "Let's ride away, stay here any longer, and eat up the grass of this mountain." ”

Thirteen apprentices lived in Qingming Mountain for more than ten days, during which Liu Changhuan came to Liang Zhan, Liang Zhan before abdicating, had asked Liu Changhuan to go to the trial court to serve as the secretary, let Liu Changhuan take the horse he rode back to Kyoto, and when all the apprentices left Qingming Mountain, all the senior brothers rode away, only he rode a cow, or a very disobedient cow.

Liang Zhan wanted to give it a name, when it was called Proud Cow, it glared, when it was called Fierce Cow, it rolled its eyes, and when it was called Stupid Cow, it directly turned its face.

What's it called?

I know how to eat grass all day long, and it's called grass cow??

The grass cow is not good, the grass is green, and the green cow is not good, so it is called a green cow.

After leaving Qingming Mountain, Liang Zhan held a sword and rode a green ox given to him by his master, ready to roam all over the rivers and lakes, if others asked him who he was, he would answer that his name was An Zhan, from the Heavenly Palace.

Not for anything else, just because none of the wishes made in the palace of An Zhan Shenjun over the years have not been realized, and the good ones will be answered, but the result should not be anything, since An Zhan Shenjun can't realize the wishes of believers, then this Shenjun might as well let himself be, in exchange for him, he can also make people have to respond.

Looks like him anyway.

In the two months since he left Qingming Mountain, he has been riding a green ox and wandering around, he was originally very rich, first in Anshang Shufu with endless silver, and then when he became the president of the Criminal Court, he still had endless silver, and later became the emperor and spent more than silver, but when he abdicated, he had a clean breeze on his sleeves, and he didn't take away a penny, and he became a poor sour man overnight.

Walking on a mountain path, sitting on the back of the cow drinking a little wine, I don't know when an orange kitten ran ahead, saw the tail of the green cow kept swinging around, it has been chasing from dozens of meters away to the feet of the cow, jumping up and down, while jumping while catching the tail of the green cow, the green cow only felt that the tail was constantly tickled by something, looking back at an extremely boring cat, looking at the orange cat playing with its tail, the green cow was very impatient, sank his face, kicked it dozens of meters away, The orange kitten screamed violently, and suddenly the cat disappeared.

Not long after, Qingniu walked and met a small and delicate orange-clothed woman, the woman looked very cute, like a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, this small woman somehow blocked Liang Zhan and Qingniu's way, Liang Zhan raised his eyebrows and said, "Little girl, please let me go."

The woman in orange frowned, he said who is the little girl?

Lady, I am 2,000 years old this year, and you are a 20-year-old ordinary man who actually calls me a little girl??

The woman in orange said, "I won't let it." ”

Liang Zhan said: "Little girl, my cow has a big temper, if you don't get out of the way, he will be angry." ”

The woman in orange was angry at the cow for kicking it on the head, as long as she saw the cow, she wanted to burst its head, and the cow's eyes were full of arrogance and disdain, as if she rolled her eyes at the woman in orange.

When the woman in orange saw that the ugly cow kicked her away, not only was it useless to feel ashamed, but her attitude was so arrogant, she couldn't get angry for a while, and rushed up to kick it roughly, and the green cow was kicked in the face by her, "Ah! The green cow raised his head to the sky and shouted, and the woman in orange said: "Let you be arrogant, don't let you see how powerful I am, you don't know how thick the sky is!" ”

Liang Zhan touched the head of the green cow and asked, "Little girl, you are cute and small, but your temper is not small, you beat my cow as soon as you came up, when did my cow offend you?" ”

It was impossible for the woman in orange to tell him that she was the orange kitten that was kicked away, and said: "This ugly cow didn't offend me, you were the one who offended me, if you hadn't ridden this ugly cow here, you wouldn't have offended me!" ”

Liang Zhan raised his eyebrows and said, "Little girl, why did I offend you by riding a bull?" Is this land all yours? Not even allowed to ride a bull. ”

The woman in orange was speechless for a while, and finally thought of the wording, and said, "This .......... This is my home! ”

This barren mountain and wilderness, said it was her home, I'm afraid no one in this world will believe it, Liang Zhan didn't pay attention to her, and rode the green ox forward, who knew that the cow was angry and didn't want to go, so he stayed in place, Liang Zhan looked at its face closely, and said, "Brother Niu, are you still working?" ”

Qingniu didn't have any other reactions, only the round and big eyes stared at the orange-clothed woman from beginning to end, Liang Zhan said: "Okay, if you don't work, I'll get off the cow, and after getting off the cow, I will throw you into a pot and stew and drink beef soup." ”

The cow remained unmoved.

The orange-clothed woman said, "I suggest you give it to me, I stewed it with my own hands." ”

"Ahh Yes! Ahhh Liang Zhan suddenly shouted, the cow ran and bumped, Liang Zhan bumped all the way on the back of the cow, no matter how he pulled the rope, he couldn't hold the green cow.

The woman in orange made a trick with her right hand, and an orange light flew out from her fingertips and hit the cow's buttocks, the green cow neighed, and the collision was even more powerful, Liang Zhan said: "Girl, why are you like this!" I couldn't catch it in the first place, and you still fight! ”

Liang Zhan reacted, this little girl is not fighting with martial arts, nor with weapons, but ——— spells!

"Demon ........... Monster! Liang Zhan shouted loudly in a panic, the first time he met a monster in his life, he was still a monster who had a grudge without knowing him.

"You're a monster!" The woman in orange roared.

In the direction of the green cow's running, there was a big tree in front of him, and when the green cow was about to hit it, Liang Zhan shouted: "Brother Niu! Are you crazy, you didn't even have a bull's head when you hit it! ”

In a hurry, Liang Zhan quickly jumped off the back of the cow and rolled on the ground several times before stopping.

One day in the sky, one year on the earth, so many things have happened in the world, but in the sky for a moment, the guards of the South Heaven Gate saw that the little white horse had been staying outside the South Heaven Gate and did not leave, so they walked over and asked him to leave quickly, the little white horse had to pretend to go, and deliberately hid, and finally waited until the two guards dozed off, and ran in with a smoke.

I don't know where Nanxi Ming Palace is, and I don't know how to go to Beixi Ming Palace, I just know that I can bump into a group of immortals and a group of immortals while walking, and they are discussing the private lives of the rest of the immortals.

"The deity has been hearing a while ago that An Zhan was struck by lightning, so after he was slashed, is he dead in the world?"

"How is it possible, death must not die, if he dies, he will return to the Heavenly Palace, do you see that he is back now?"

"If he comes back, Yuanjun will definitely not be able to stay in Beixi Ming Palace, and go to Nanxi Ming Palace to teach him gossip."

.............

The little white horse raised his eyebrows: Beixi Ming Palace, idle Yuanjun? It seems that Xianqin is in the hands of Yuanjun.

The little white horse stepped forward and asked, "Immortals, take the liberty of asking, how to go to the Ming Palace of Nord Stream?" ”

Zetian Shenjun turned around and glanced at him, and at a glance he could see that it was a horse, and said lightly: "Where did the horse come from?" ”

All the immortals looked at the little white horse, not knowing if this was the horse raised by the fairy, or the horse that had only recently flown up.

The little white horse said politely: "Immortals, I am the mount of An Zhan Shenjun, and I am here to find my master. ”

Zetian Shenjun frowned, walked in front of the little white horse, glanced at him from top to bottom, and said, "It's been three thousand years, and I haven't heard that An Zhan raised a horse. ”

Another Divine Monarch said, "I've heard that when An Zhan was still a mortal, he raised a horse, and after he ascended three thousand years ago, he abandoned that horse. ”

Zetian Shenjun thought thoughtfully, "I see, but after being abandoned for so long, this horse is still very sincere." ”

"Anyway, An Zhan doesn't want it anymore, or the deity will reluctantly accept this horse, as the deity's mount, what do you think?"

The little white horse had never heard that the immortals in the Heavenly Palace would be so gossipy, and they loved to take other people's things so much, so a trace of dissatisfaction flashed across his face, and said: "Since the immortals don't want to tell me where the Beixi Ming Palace is, I will leave." ”

The little white horse turned around, and Zetian Shenjun said, "I'll tell you where the Beixi Ming Palace is." ”

The little white horse turned around again, smiled happily, and said, "Really? ”

"It's there, go grab it!" At this time, the two guards of Nantianmen rushed in with immortal swords, and snorted coldly: "While we are not careful, we sneaked in by ourselves!" ”