Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Tasks of the Celestial Nursing Home (Part II)
Although he was very helpless, he could only stabilize him temporarily without figuring out what kind of character this Yichen was in front of him.
The owner of the mysterious voice snapped his fingers slightly, and the large screen once again appeared with the timeline image.
"Hey! What a daylight! And how is this guy already lying in a pool of blood? As soon as the picture opened, Yi Chen's whining voice was heard.
The owner of the mysterious voice had the urge to scold the street, and he wanted to rush forward immediately and press Yichen to the ground and beat him severely.
But for various reasons, he could only reply to Yichen in a low voice: "Isn't it good to skip directly?"
"Do you watch movies at home and fast-forward? Even if you fast-forward, what does it mean that you are directly tuned to the ending? Yichen raised the sofa and pointed to the big screen and complained.
He seemed to regard the mysterious voice as the big screen in front of him, which made the owner of the mysterious voice angry and want to laugh.
In desperation, I could only jump to that night.
Looking at the sleeping appearance of himself in front of him, a trace of sleepiness struck, and Yichen curled up and fell asleep like "Yichen" on the big screen.
This scene made the owner of the mysterious voice want to hit someone, and the feeling that this little rabbit cub changed the picture just to sleep?
Just when the owner of the mysterious voice wanted to sneak forward, Yi Chen's cold voice suddenly came: "I advise you not to mess around, otherwise you will die miserably!"
"Forget it, you can watch it if you like, I don't bother to take care of you." As he spoke, the owner of the mysterious voice also lay on the bed, and fell asleep with the same movements as Yi Chen.
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"Master get up quickly, if I don't get up, I'm going to kiss it......"
Early morning.
As soon as it was dawn, Yichen was woken up by an alarm clock with a tsundere voice.
"Meow, I forgot to turn off the alarm!"
Yichen threw the alarm clock aside in a daze, rubbed his eyes, and prepared to go to the bathroom to wash.
Because he still has to go to school today to talk about compensation. If the image is not good, it will lower the favorability of the principal and the leaders.
"But...... I've been suspended from school, so I don't think I need to look at them anymore, do I? ”
"Hey......"
Yichen let out a long sigh, shook his head and got off the bed, and muttered in his heart: "Forget it, let's dress up and dress up."
"What if a little girl takes a fancy to me? In this way, when he went back, he could explain to his parents that he had dropped out of school because he wanted to hold his grandson for them. ”
The main purpose of Yichen coming to this place to go to school is to allow Yichen to gain a foothold in the big city and then marry a wife.
Because, in Yichen's poor village, girls of his age all went to the big city, and only one or two people with physical diseases remained.
Thinking about it, Yichen showed a hint of a happy smile. Fantasized that he would return home, and said to his parents with the steps of not recognizing his six relatives: "Your son and me!" Don't read it! ”
"Why didn't I read it, you ask? Well, please prick up your ears and listen carefully! ”
"Because I met a very beautiful girl, kind-hearted, and thrifty. For her, I am willing to give up everything and work hard to make money. ”
I only heard a "boom", and a slipper smashed into his face, leaving a shoe print.
Yichen shook his head violently, a little flustered: "No, you can't say that, otherwise you will die even worse!"
Just like I thought, but maybe before I finished speaking, a slipper flew over.
"It's ...... finish playing without explaining" Yichen threw himself back on the bed anxiously, making a "hmm" sound.
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At the same time, Yichen on the other side also woke up. glanced at the shy man on the big screen, and hurriedly covered his mouth and ran to the side and began to vomit.
As soon as I woke up, I saw a big man making a girl-like humming sound.,If it's a girl, it's better to say a little.。 But the question is...... This is me!
"Is this guy really me? ...... vomit"
As he spoke, Yichen raised his right hand and muttered, "I definitely haven't twisted and pinched like that guy!" I swear! ...... vomit"
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On the big screen, while Yichen was vomiting, "Yichen" on that timeline seemed to have thought of a rhetoric.
Well, not really, he just thinks that he has to finish talking or not talking. I just didn't say anything, it's just a big deal to be criticized.
In his eyes, he has been like this since he was a child anyway, so what if he comes again? Let's think of it as a reminiscence of childhood memories.
After thinking about it, Yichen got out of bed again and walked into the bathroom.
"Ahh Hell! ”
Only to hear the sound of rough ore coming from Yichen's bathroom, followed by the sound of objects falling to the ground.
"Pain"
Yichen held a toothbrush in his hand, supported the ground and slowly stood up, looking at himself in the mirror with a little toothpaste in the corner of his mouth.
It looks like greasy and messy hair that hasn't been washed for a few days, rough and dry skin, and facial features are even more disgusting when you want to play a mosaic.
If he were walking down the street at this time, he would definitely be regarded as asking for food under the overpass.
At this moment, Yichen, who had just finished vomiting, ran to the side again and began to vomit after seeing this scene.
kept screaming and scolding: "Broken TV, I'll slow down in a while, I'll definitely smash you!" ...... vomit"
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"What the hell is this meow?"
Yichen covered his cheeks in disbelief, and hurriedly ran to the side to open the showerhead, frantically squeezing the shampoo to take a shower to sober himself up.
At the moment when Yichen stopped the water, a white light flashed in front of his eyes, and he couldn't open his eyes.
When Yichen came to his senses, he hurriedly ran to the mirror to see if he had changed back.
However, the next scene made him completely suspicious of the world.
I saw that the short hair that was originally messy and greasy had turned into a long white hair, but his face was still the same.
When he looked directly at his lower body, he found that his original gray-black pajamas had also changed.
Yichen hurriedly stepped back, wanting to see his appearance clearly. However, the moment he saw himself in the mirror, a stream of hot blood gushed out of his nostrils.
At this time, he was wearing a light blue short skirt, and the white stockings perfectly set off his legs to the extreme.
From a distance, she looks like a petite and cute little sister next door, provided that you can't look at your face, because when you see it...... You will suddenly feel the deep malice of this world.
"Paper towels, paper towels."
Yichen hurriedly raised his head and pinched his nose, looking around for tissues without tears.
Because he tilted his head, Yichen couldn't see the sanitary napkins in the bathroom. With a "plop", Yichen accidentally stepped on the soap that had fallen on the ground when he was taking a bath just now.
A hungry tiger fell to the ground like a prey, followed by a wail from the bathroom. As a result of the fall, the nosebleed stained the entire bathroom, and one of the front teeth was also broken.
"How am I going to get home like this? How do you marry a daughter-in-law and have children? Three generations of my family have passed down the lineage, is it difficult to ...... Is it going to be ruined with me? ””
Yichen cried and stood up against the wall. Trembling to himself.
The pain of a broken tooth and the splashing nosebleed seemed to be far less than the despair in my heart.
Looking at the messy bathroom and the combination of angel and devil in the mirror, Yi Chen's mind was full of pictures of the sky falling apart.
"What the hell is going on?" Yichen raised his head and roared at the ceiling.
As soon as the words fell, the ceiling didn't know why, but it also fell, and it just happened to hit Yi Chen's face.
At this moment, Yi Chen seemed to see the angel sister in heaven smiling and waving to him, and at the same time whispered to him: "Little handsome guy, come and play......"
"Holy!"
Yichen sat up from the bed violently, beads of sweat the size of soybeans dripping from his face.
"Huhu...... Whew......"
After a short period of adjustment, Yichen shook his head and muttered, "It turns out ...... It's just a dream! ”
"It's just that this dream is really scary, and for a while I dream that I have become a monster with angels and demons. After a while, I dreamed that my beautiful angel sister became a plum muggle? Is this a human thing? ”
Yichen couldn't help but complain, then turned his head to look at the alarm clock on the bedside table.
"It's only past 7 o'clock, and it's still too late."
Yichen shook his head, got up and walked to the bathroom. When the left foot steps into the bathroom door half a step. I suddenly remembered the nightmare I had just finished.
"Ahh
Just when Yichen took a deep breath and was about to adjust, he was stunned...... The light blue short skirt he was wearing couldn't help but scream.
Yi Chen ran into the bathroom violently, looking at the petite and delicate figure in the mirror, but his face was as ugly as a monster, and he couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
Sure enough, it was exactly the same as in his dream, so...... Shouldn't you step on the soap and go see Angel Muggle Sister?
When I think of that image...... Yichen suddenly felt a cold swish behind him, and goosebumps fell to the ground.
The cranky thoughts in his mind also came to an abrupt end, and Yichen calmly analyzed what had happened recently.
"What the hell is going on in my body? Is it because of that mysterious voice from yesterday? ”
"Celestial Nursing Home? Lesson into a hundred things? Yi Chen's mouth kept repeating these two sentences.
Yichen was very puzzled, "It stands to reason that I have already taught Cheng Baiqian a lesson yesterday?" Why am I still like this? ”
Just when he was puzzled, a cold voice sounded in his head again.
"What an idiot you are! Yesterday, you didn't even touch Cheng Baiqian's collar, so you dare to say that the task is complete? ”
"Oh yes, the punishment is that you have to attract the resentment of the whole class in this situation."
After listening to these words, Yi Chen's face turned black, he really didn't meet Cheng Baiqian yesterday, but can't he teach his little brother a lesson?
Yichen squatted on the ground in a daze, and suddenly remembered something terrible.
I saw him looking around, and couldn't help but roar, "What are you?"
"Weak, when you step into the gate of the Heavenly Realm Nursing Home, you will know it together."
"Oh, and one more thing, if the mission is not completed within three days, death awaits you! It's good to be yourself, the weak. ”
"What?"
Yichen couldn't help but shout: "I'm still so young, I don't want to die yet!"
However, when he remembered his current ghostly appearance, Yichen's legs weakened, and he cried and laughed as if he had lost his soul: "But I look like this now...... It's better to be dead. ”
The voice did not reply to Yi Chen, and only Yi Chen's sighs could be heard in the entire house.
After thinking for a moment, Yichen gave up any hope of the mysterious voice and began to think about how to complete the task. Because he still has parents to support, he can't die just because he has become such a ghost.
But there are 40 students in the class, if you mess with them all over again, wouldn't they die faster?
"There it is!"
Yichen thought for a while, and suddenly an evil thought appeared in his mind. The corners of his mouth went up, and a very evil smile appeared.
"But how am I going to fix my body?"
Little short skirt, uncle's face, if you go out like this, it is estimated that you will be brought to justice as a pervert before you get to school.
Yichen also tried, this dress can't be taken off, as long as it is taken off, then there will be a flash of light, and then the little skirt and white stockings will be worn back.
After thinking about it, I could only find a mask to cover my face, and when the task was completed, I would run to the mysterious Heavenly Nursing Home to lift.
It's unclear what the hell that celestial nursing home is, but it's definitely not something that modern technology can do!
The only reasonable explanation can be obtained, and that is - the Celestial Retirement Home, not this world!
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When I came to school, it was only about seven o'clock, which was the peak season.
"Is this a new classmate? It's so beautiful! ”
"What do you see? Don't pee and look in the mirror to see what the hell you look like? How can such a stunner take a fancy to you? ”
"Pull it down, aren't you too? I've been staring at my beautiful legs, you pervert! ”
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Yichen walked through the crowd and listened to the classmates around him looking at him with strange eyes. Immediately, the old face turned red and ran madly to the teacher's office.