Chapter 231: Extravagant Life
It happened that Yuyi had a complaint, so he said: "I said that you are really not interesting, so you abandoned me like this, crossed the river and demolished the bridge!" ”
"Haha, isn't this going to capture the thieves and others?"
He Jin said cautiously, for fear that Yu Yi would be unhappy, at this time Yu Yi was a celebrity beside Liu Hong, and it would not work if he didn't stutter.
Yu Yi nodded, cared about the situation, and expressed satisfaction with He Jin's initiative, and finally Yu Yi made a request to the other party, that is, to leave the palace.
This made He Jin feel incomprehensible, to know how many people in the world have broken their brains and drilled inside, and Yuyi did the opposite, actually going outside.
In the end, thinking that the other party had helped him after all, He Jin just reluctantly agreed, he promised that he would try his best to find a way, but if he could get out, he couldn't guarantee the ticket.
Yuyi could only sigh, and the chat ended here.
On the second day, Liu Hong did not go up early, so it was logical to summon Yuyi.
"Aiqing, this time I'll take you to a fairyland on earth, hehe."
Liu Hong looked very mysterious, and left with Yuyi.
Yu Yi felt very helpless, so he could only follow behind, thinking in his heart that he had revealed to him the news that Zhang Jiao was going to rebel, why did he get such a hospitality.
Gradually, Yuyi came to the West Garden, and saw a group of huge buildings, about thousands of houses, such a grand scale frightened Yuyi, after entering the interior, Yuyi felt red-faced, it turned out that this was a private place for Liu Hong, he asked people to collect green moss to cover the steps, built a fountain-like canal, and brought water, around the thresholds, circulating in all directions.
In the middle of the small fountain is a lotus flower, this lotus flower is very tall, Liu Hong introduced that it is from the south, its flower is as big as a cover, there is more than one zhang high, and it is said that the lotus leaf will stretch out at night, and it is in a curled state during the day, and a stem has four lotus flowers to accompany the growth, so it is called "night Shu lotus".
After hearing this, Yuyi had nothing but great praise, which made Liu Hong feel very satisfied.
And under the lotus, in this fairyland-like garden, there are actually many naked women playing in the water, and they can't bear to look at this bit of rain, and they also ask Liu Hong the reason.
It turned out that these women were all palace maids he selected, and it was Liu Hong who ordered them all to strip naked and frolic and chase here, he stared at those naked women intently, and sometimes laughed, looking at Yu Yi a little uncomfortable, he hurriedly stepped forward to persuade him, and said: "How do the families of the Yellow Turban Army you said compare with them, wouldn't it be better to play with me here!" ”
The so-called companion is like a companion tiger, Yuyi didn't dare to refuse, so he had to endure his scalp to watch these fragrant things, fortunately, he had a skin-to-skin relationship with Xiaoli before, and he had the foundation of a small movie in college, and Yuyi still maintained a good psychological quality.
Liu Hong saw a naked palace maid again, he pointed to it, it turned out to be a peerless beauty he sent someone to look for, he swallowed his saliva, and actually began to undress, and soon he took off himself.
Seeing that Yuyi was still standing there, he hurriedly asked Yuyi to take it off, and then pulled Yuyi to mingle with those naked palace maids, or felt Yuyi's handsome face and healthy body, and some naked palace maids deliberately came over to stick to Yuyi.
Yuyi complained: "This is a naked swimming hall." ”
When Liu Hong heard this, he thought that this name was good, so he gave such a name to this local building complex that had not yet been named.
Back at the residence, Yuyi's back hurts, and the fantasy of the college days has been realized, but it doesn't seem to be as ideal as imagined, on the contrary, it is a kind of tastelessness and a pain.
After this time, Yu Yi felt that this Liu Hong was a madman at all, no wonder most of the emperors were short-lived, so no one could bear it, and he couldn't pin all his hopes on He Jin, he had to come up with some ways by himself.
Yuyi's mistaken name also left historical materials for future generations, which is the origin of the "Naked Tour Hall".
On the third day, Liu Hong wanted to come up with some tricks, he complained to Yuyi that he had lived in the deep palace for a long time, it was really boring, and he tried to play various tricks to pass the boring time, listening to him say this, Yuyi felt that he was very pitiful, thinking that if there were Internet, mobile phones, games and other objects, he would definitely be able to help him get through this difficult time.
Just as the two of them walked in the direction of Jingdedian, suddenly there was a little yellow man leading four donkeys into the palace, these donkeys looked strange, and walked very funny, and soon Liu Hong found out, he immediately took these donkeys as his own, and drove the car back and forth in the inner palace, at first he felt that his skills in driving the donkey were not up to par, so he specially got a coachman, and then simply drove the donkey himself.
Yu Yi discussed things with He Jin at night, and heard that many people imitated Liu Hong to drive a donkey in his house, so that the donkeys on the market were in short supply, and the price increased sharply.
On the fourth day, Liu Hong was tired of playing with the donkey, and some eunuchs were ingenious, dressed up the dog, put it into the virtuous crown, wore court clothes, and wore ribbons, and actually went to the early court with the ministers in this way, Yuyi was the first to notice this peculiar dog, and he didn't think it was funny, and told Liu Hong, he also clapped and laughed after seeing it, and praised: "What a dog official!" ”
This sentence is very ironic, Yu Yi noticed that the minister's face became iron-blue, he should have received a great shame, and he dared not speak out.
Yuyi doesn't know why, Liu Hong is almost inseparable from him, he has to take him with him when he plays, and he has to listen to Yuyi's command in all actions.
Yuyi felt that the palace maid was pitiful, so he helped him, he persuaded Liu Hong, this is not an ominous omen, so that Liu Hong was in a fog, and finally decided to bypass the palace maid's capital crime, but the living crime could not escape, so let her be whipped ten times, and then expelled from the palace.
During this period, Yuyi also asked about the arrangements for Zhang Jiao, but Liu Hong didn't say a word.
However, Yuyi has done modern sales, and it is too easy to fool an ancient person, and soon Liu Hong told Yuyi what the reason was.
It turned out that during the period when Emperor Liu Hong of the Han Dynasty was in power, he was used to either a rebellion here or a rebellion there.