134 Let you taste the drug
Xiao Chengsan looked at the food on the table triumphantly, picked up the bowl, swallowed most of the bowl of gruel with the vegetables into his stomach, ate it in two bites, and put the two steamed buns in his arms, and swaggered away.
As soon as Tian E got home after washing her clothes, she saw Xiao Chengsan's back turning in front of her, Tian E didn't take it seriously, and went in to see that the porridge and vegetable buns on the small table had been eaten.
While she was drying her clothes, Xiao Jin took one and threw it on the ground.
Tian E saw that there was still a dirty piece of clothes, and she was unhappy: "Didn't you just change this clothes last night?" How dirty again! ”
The more Xiao Jin thought about it, the more disgusted he became: "Don't mention it, Xiao Chengsan came here just now." ”
"Why is he here?" Tian E asked suspiciously.
Xiao Jin wanted to vomit again: "I didn't do anything, that is, he fell into the dung pit last night, and he didn't pick it up when he fell into the dung pit, just rubbed it on me." Hey, where's my porridge? Are you down? ”
Tian E: "I just came back, what are you doing with your porridge?" ”
"Where's the bun?"
"Didn't you eat it?"
Xiao Jin shouted: "Where did I eat, I took a bite of the steamed bun, and I only drank a small bowl of porridge." After shouting, he suddenly realized: "Oh, I know, it was Xiao Chengsan's dog who ate it!" ”
Who doesn't know Xiao Chengsan's appearance, eating and drinking has already come out of experience.
The husband and wife are united, and scolding Xiao Chengsan is not a thing.
It wasn't a thing and swaggered home, just in time for Luo Hai to open his eyes.
Xiao Chengsan threw a steamed bun to Luo Haiti, Luo Haiti lay down on the bed directly, and ate the steamed bun three times five divided by two into his stomach.
Where is a steamed bun full, Luo Haiti shouted: "It's gone? ”
Xiao Chengsan squinted at him: "What else do you want to eat?" ”
Luo Haiti said indignantly: "I'm a big man, you just let me eat a bun?" ”
"I just ate a bun, my family's conditions are like this, if you don't have enough to eat, you can figure it out yourself." Xiao Chengsan scolded and scolded.
Luo Haiti can only shut up.
If Xiao Chengsan really drove him away, then he really couldn't eat good things.
The two big men, after eating a steamed bun, continued to sleep, and slept until the afternoon, Luo Haiti was woken up by hunger.
I ate a bun in one day, and I didn't see a drop of meat, but I was about to starve him to death.
I don't know if it's a hallucination, but I always feel that there is an attractive fragrance that is hungry for him.
It looks like a roast chicken!
"Who's making this roast chicken? Why is it so fragrant? Luo Haidi swallowed and sat up directly from the bed.
Xiao Chengsan was also hungry, swallowed his saliva, and said angrily: "How do I know." ”
Luo Haiti pushed him: "You go and see, see who makes roast chicken, and get some here." ”
The smell wafted from the back of the house, and behind the house was a forest, how could there be the smell of roast chicken?
Maybe someone caught a pheasant and roasted it in the woods behind him!
Xiao Chengsan turned over: "Where am I going to get roast chicken?" You're going to eat you! ”
Luo Haiti was hungry, he was so hungry that he was about to stick his chest to his back, and when he saw Xiao Chengsan, he didn't move, and he was so angry that he was going to die.
You must know that he is in Luojia Village, what do you want to eat, why bother to eat a steamed bun a day like now. Luo Haiti didn't want to offend Xiao Chengsan, so he said: "That's okay, I'll go out and find something to eat." ”
After saying that, Luo Haiti really went out.
Xiao Chengsan saw him leave, turned over, continued to sleep, and consumed his energy when he got up and moved, he only ate half a bowl of porridge and a steamed bun in the morning, it was better to save some physical strength.
Luo Haiti was afraid that the people of the village would find him, so he did not go to the village, but went to the woods. The further you go into the woods, the stronger the smell of roast chicken becomes.
There is also a smell of fireworks.
Who is roasting chicken in the woods?
Luo Haiti drooled excitedly at the thought of someone roasting chicken in it, and he didn't think about it, so he ran straight into the woods.
The more you go inside, the stronger the smell of the fire and the stronger the smell of the roast chicken.
Sure enough, I didn't go far when I saw a tree branch in front of me, and on top of the branch was a roasted golden chicken that was still dripping with oil.
Although the chicken is not fat, it is better than meat!
Luo Haiti looked around suddenly, and the person who roasted the chicken was not there.
Maybe I went somewhere else to find firewood, Luo Haiti was gluttonous, and if I didn't eat it at the moment, let alone when.
Luo Haiti rushed over, picked up the roast chicken and gnawed it, the roast chicken was golden and oily, and it was hot to death, and Luo Haiti didn't realize it.
He hadn't seen any meat for a day, and he couldn't stand it with hunger. Gobbled up half of the chicken.
Still hungry.
Luo Haiti was not polite, and ate the remaining half of the chicken.
Whether Xiao Chengsan is hungry or not is none of his business!
When a chicken was finished, Luo Haiti wiped his mouth full of oil with satisfaction, and stood up with a full burp, he didn't go home, afraid that the smell of chicken that he burped would arouse Xiao Chengsan's suspicions, so he walked around in the woods, and just walked a few dozen meters away, with a "bang", Luo Haidi fell.
Immediately let out a rumbling snoring sound and fell asleep.
At this time, two people came out of the dense woods, one big and one small, Xie Yuluo and Xiao Zixuan.
They stared indignantly at Luo Haiti, who had already been stunned, and immediately smiled at each other.
They roasted the chicken, just to attract Luo Haiti or Xiao Chengsan to come over. Now it's okay, if you catch Luo Haiti, you should let him taste the drug.
Xie Yuluo stepped forward quickly and said to Xiao Zixuan: "Let's go, let's lock him up." ”
Xiao Zixuan: "Sister-in-law, do you really want to lock him up?" ”
Xie Yuluo sneered: "Guan! "Whoever made him offend his aunt and grandmother, and also made him suffer a little, only to know who he offended.
If no one offends me, I will not offend anyone; If anyone sins against me, he will pay it back twice!
Behind the woods is the mountain, and there are many caves under the mountain, Xie Yuluo found a cave in advance and threw Luo Haiti, who was tied up with all kinds of flowers, into it.
A piece of clothing that was torn from Xiao Chengsan's clothes was placed in the cave.
Then, a large rock blocked the entrance to the cave, and the two went home.
Xiao Chengsan waited left and right, didn't wait for Luo Haiti to come back, he thought that this person might be hungry and couldn't stand it and went home, so he didn't care, he got up next to dinner, and went out to eat and drink.
looks idle, it seems that he doesn't care why Luo Haiti hasn't come back at all, and he doesn't worry about Luo Haiti at all.
Seeing Xiao Chengsan wandering around the village blindly, Xie Yuluo took something and leaned into Xiao Zixuan's ear and said a few words, Xiao Zixuan hurriedly nodded and said that he knew, and immediately took the things and went to the village to wander around.
Soon found that Da Zhuang and Xiao Hua were playing in the mud in the village, and saw that Xiao Zixuan had delicious snacks in his hands, and they all stepped forward to grab them, Xiao Zixuan deliberately did not let them catch them, and finally ran out of energy, and was caught by them at the door of Xiao Chengsan's house.
Reluctantly, he divided a piece of pastry, then pointed to the fence at the gate of Xiao Chengsan's courtyard, and said curiously: "Is that what Uncle Chengsan's family lost?" It looks like a chain! ”
"Mine!" Xiao Dazhuang didn't see what it was, grabbed the chain and ran.
The chain was on Luo Haihua's neck, it turned out that Xie Yuluo saw that Luo Haihua also had one on his neck that was almost the same, since the things had been sent to Luo Haihua, it seemed that the next thing would depend on Luo Haihua's performance.
The night soon darkened.
And at this moment, in the cave, Luo Haiti woke up.
It was pitch black.
"Xiao Chengsan, why don't you light the lamp?" Luo Haiti cursed.
There was an echo buzzing in the narrow cave, and no one answered him, only his echo buzzing.
Luo Haidi snorted and wanted to stand up, but as soon as he stretched his legs, he tripped up, "Which bastard dares to tie up Lao Tzu!" ”