Chapter 5: A Pot of Wine in the Bloody Wind "6" Blood Rain Picks the Knife Road
Of course, Jiang Xueyin would not go to the kitchen by herself, because she knew that what she made was far from being as delicious as expected, and she could never make the kind of delicious food in the restaurant.
Although it was an overnight dish, it tasted good when she drank and ate it in Jiang Xue, at least it was better than what she made herself.
She didn't think there was any need for her to spoil the ingredients, so she kept begging Yu Zhenren, and threatened him with the ball god from time to time, but the ball god didn't give her strength, and there were signs of rebellion.
The most common thing that Qiu Tianshen said was, "You are a big girl, you should learn to go to the kitchen by yourself, don't bother me to accept students." ”
"Okay, you little muddy ball, if I don't hit you, you've forgotten who your little mother is, right?"
"No, you broke me, I don't remember you anymore."
Jiang Xue was speechless, and just when she begged to no avail, she suddenly smelled the smell of fish in the air.
She couldn't be more familiar with that kind of taste, and it was clearly the golden paper grilled fish that she had just eaten to the end and licked on the plate.
She searched for the source of the smell of fish, and finally found the kitchen, and the moment she entered the door, she was pleasantly surprised to find that it was the Jade Emperor who was in charge of the kitchen.
This middle-aged man, who is as gentle as jade, can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, and he is really the best man among men.
"It should be a very family-oriented, very considerate and ...... A very wise man? Jiang Xueyu couldn't help but think about it, and then she sighed in admiration, "A man like you, if anyone marries you, it's really a blessing for three lives." ”
"Do you mean, little girl, that you want to marry me?"
"Ahh
"I'm a man."
"I'm a woman."
"Isn't it just a couple?"
"How can this be done?"
"Why can't that happen?"
"How can a woman marry a man? So, it can't be done. ”
"It's really possible, you just don't know."
Then, the Jade Emperor no longer joked with Jiang Xueyin, but told her some ancient and ancient things seriously.
In the end, he concluded: "In short, it is a very ancient era of legends, and it is all women who marry men. ”
"Do you know this fish, where I caught it?" The Jade Emperor asked.
"In the river?"
"Wrong."
"Eri?"
"Wrong."
"Pond?"
"Wrong."
"By the sea?"
"Do you know why I can catch it on a walk on the beach?"
"You know how to do immortal arts, and you must have caught them with immortal arts."
"Wrong, big mistake, anyone can catch it, in this season."
"Why?"
"Because in this season, they have to go ashore to breed."
Then, the Jade Emperor instructed Jiang Xue to bring the guy who ate and the small bench, and the two of them came to the beach to discuss the content of the red jade spirit text while eating and drinking.
On the beach, Jiang Xueyin really saw a group of fish struggling to jump on the beach, which was very spectacular, but many of them jumped into the mouths of bald eagles, and many jumped into the stomachs of seagulls.
Of course, there was another one that ran into her and the Jade Emperor's stomachs and became a snack for both of them.
A fish was quickly eaten by the two of them, and the Jade Emperor went to pick up another one and barbecued it.
"Fresh collar material, local materials." The Jade Emperor said.
Jiang Xueyin also went to pick up one, but she was first robbed halfway by the bald eagle, and then stolen by the seagull, so she had to use Sansuyun to quickly change one.
"Skua dares to rob my fish." Jiang Xue scolded.
The Jade Emperor laughed, "Obviously robbing your fish, and the bald eagle, why do you only scold the seagulls?" ”
"I beat it away, but those skuas didn't give up on my fishing contract, it's so hateful." Jiang Xueyin felt so strange that a bird as a thief would do this kind of thing, and he was even more robber than a robber.
The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "In fact, in their eyes, we are the robbers, and the bald eagle is their neighbor, and this is their hunting ground." ”
"They're basically only able to fill their stomachs during this season, and they're basically hungry in other seasons."
"There is a kind of gray shark in the deep sea that is even more peculiar, and it is only when the whale dies and lands on the seabed that they can eat a full meal."
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The Jade Emperor told Jiang Xueyin a lot of anecdotes about the underwater world, and then returned to the issue of reproduction, "In nature, females of many species can grow up for three months without eating before reproducing offspring. ”
"Wow, isn't that the level of Bigu realm, how do they cultivate?" Jiang Xueyin asked.
The Jade Emperor rolled his eyes, "Cultivating your size, I mean to tell you that you can do it too." ”
"I can't, I'm so hungry that I can't sleep without eating." Jiang Xueyin said.
Jiang Xueyin continued to roast her fish, and after a long time, she didn't hear the Jade Emperor speak again, she smiled hesitantly: "Why don't you continue to talk?" They don't need to cultivate, so how do they manage to starve for three months? ”
"I'm so tired of talking to you, let me eat first before I have the strength to tell you." Seeing that the fish in his life were grilled deliciously, the Jade Emperor picked them up and ate them, "Once they come ashore, many of them will not be able to return to the sea in this life." ”
"It's all eaten by you, you definitely can't go back, and if you can go back, it must be hell." Jiang Xueyin looked at the fish she baked, it was dry and black, and it looked completely unappetizing, "Hey, how did I bake it like this?" It's just a piece of black charcoal, how can I eat this? ”
"You didn't get the heat right, it must be dry and dark." The Jade Emperor said.
Then, like an old chef leading a new apprentice, the Jade Emperor taught Jiang Xueyin how to cook food in the wild.
Just when they were getting along, there was a person from the sea, Jiang Xueyin looked at him sideways, and exclaimed: "What a master, it all depends on the waves." ”
That person went ashore with the waves, and Jiang Xue was surprised that he didn't get a drop of water on his clothes, "This wave is okay, a pot of sky, why are you here?" ”
"I'm here to eat and drink with you, why don't you welcome me?" A pot of heaven smiled.
The Jade Emperor buried his head in grilling fish, ignoring the uninvited arrival of a pot of heaven, and put away the wine bottle on the table, "This guy is more thief than a thief, you ignore him." ”
"This time, I didn't eat you for nothing, I brought wine, and having wine and meat is the most delicious enjoyment on the tip of the tongue." A pot of heaven didn't care what the Jade Emperor said to Jiang Xueyin, sat down by himself, picked up the wine that Jiang Xue had poured but had not yet drunk, poured it into his mouth, and praised the good wine.
Jiang Xueyin didn't react at the first time, and was stunned for a while, before exclaiming: "You said you brought wine, why did you drink my glass of wine?" What about wine? Where's your wine? ”