Chapter 72, the delicate pig boy
Called Grandpa Eighteen? Is this the emperor? This is too strong, right? Yan Jiangyue looked at You Yi's muscular physique that couldn't be covered by thick clothes, and her mind fantasized about "Hey beauty, do you want to know about swimming and fitness?" ”
"Eighteenth grandfather, you see that I have another wrinkle on my face, don't you have any magic medicine to save me?" You Yi leaned on You Luo's body as he spoke, pointing to the corners of his eyes with a sad face.
Yan Jiangyue's eyes were very good, but she still couldn't see the wrinkles You Yi said at a glance, and took out a magnifying glass from the space ring, and now she really looked like there was really a thin light line.
"This wrinkle is so big, you have to use a magnifying glass to see it, do you have to use a microscope to see it after a while?"
"Could this be the eighteenth grandmother? Sure enough, it is exactly the same as the rumors say, it is simply a god descending to earth, the eighteenth grandmother is so beautiful, and the skin is so good, is there any special maintenance method? I guess it must be a daily longevity extension to keep it so beautiful. You also saw Yu Jiangyue and felt that Yu Jiangyue was better to conquer than You Luo, so he was ready to attack Yu Jiangyue.
"I'm naturally beautiful and don't need anything external to maintain!" As soon as You Yi praised the river, the rivermoon was fluttering, and he directly told the truth proudly.
You Luo gave Yu Jiangyue a few glances to remind her to pay attention, but she was directly ignored by Yu Jiangyue, who floated into the sky.
Fortunately, Yan Jiangyue's answer was quite satisfactory to him, no, it should have amazed him, and he couldn't help but call him an expert.
"Yes, Grandma Eighteen is so beautiful, it's not like I'm not born beautiful and can't dress up!"
What do you mean by the tea in the tea?
"The emperor drank green tea?" Yan Jiangyue couldn't help but ask.
"That's right, the eighteenth grandmother is really powerful, this can be seen."
"Green tea is good, green tea is delicious and everyone loves it."
"It seems that the eighteenth grandmother has a very thorough understanding of green tea, and since the eighteenth grandmother has said so, then I will drink more green tea in the future."
Yu Jiangyue: "......"
Does this macho man's brain grow on muscles? So easy to deceive?
"Eighteenth grandma, do you have any life-prolonging pills, I can take out my treasures and change them for you."
The emperor's treasures must be something valuable, anyway, I still have three or two pills, and I don't need them, so it's better to keep them for something useful than to keep them expired.
You Luo looked at Yan Jiangyue's heartbeat and was anxious, and quickly pinched Yan Jiangyue's little face.
"Idiot!" You Luo said in a voice that only two people could hear.
"Life Extension Pills are very rare, we don't have any, do we?"
You Luo didn't know if Yu Jiangyue had that thing, and raised her eyebrows and hinted that she shouldn't give it.
Yu Jiangyue naturally understood the meaning of Youluo, she didn't want to give up the idea of changing the baby, and she didn't want Youluo to be disappointed in her.
"The emperor is embarrassed, that thing is too little money and may not be able to buy it, and we don't need it!" Yan Jiangyue went against her heart and went against money and told a lot of lies, which made her very annoyed.
"Nonsense, the big gift you got on Chinese New Year's Eve was two life extension pills, do you know that for those two life extension pills, you invited many people to help you get them, and as a result, your hard work was in vain!"
You Yi said that he was more and more aggrieved, and the sadness of the past few days came to his heart, and he almost cried.
That night, I was just happy to play, and the two of them didn't open it when they took the big gift, and when they heard this, they took out two tricks and opened them to see that they were really two longevity pills.
Suddenly, Yan Jiangyue felt like she had been deceived, this was a big gift, and I didn't want it as a participation award.
You Yi saw that the eyes of the longevity pill were straight, and when You Luo saw him like this, he snatched the longevity pill in Yan Jiangyue's hand and pinched it into powder.
"Emperor, this king reminds you one last time, you are a bit of an immortal root, you can increase your longevity according to your cultivation, don't think about taking shortcuts all day long. Although longevity pills can increase longevity, once you eat too much, you will become addicted, and if you don't eat it, you will age faster! ”
In the end, You Luo is the ancestor, and You Yi didn't dare to say more than half a word even if the emperor was scolded by Youluo, and he was aggrieved like a two-hundred-pound child.
"You don't have to be too sad, we cultivators have to endure hardships in order to become masters, if you want to maintain a beautiful face, there are many ways, nothing to discuss with the girls."
Seeing You Yi like this, Yan Jiangyue patted him on the shoulder and comforted.
"Eighteen grandma, you don't know which women are so hateful, I want to be their sisters, they should be my daughters-in-law!" When Yu Jiangyue said this, You became even more sad.
Yu Jiangyue: "......"
Has someone chased it back to distress these years? Isn't there a little bit of a bad idea?
"In that case, marry them all home, and get together every day to discuss the secret of becoming beautiful, maybe you can become a leader on the road to beauty."
You Yi listened to Yan Jiangyue's words, his face was not worse than that of the Queen Mother You Luo, sure enough, it was a family, and the three of them could form a group to open an ink factory, but why did this seem out of place for me? It's okay, the three of them opened factories to earn money to support me.
"Eighteen grandma, I have heard all the rumors in the rivers and lakes, since you are so powerful, is there a way to make my body lose a little muscle? This makes people look so strong. ”
Are you sure this isn't showing off? This is something that many men can't get if they want it, and he will still dislike it?
God gave him a good face and figure, and gave him power, money and beauty, but he didn't want it, God, you are too partial.
Not only did you close a door but you also closed a window for me, and by the way, you filled up the dog hole I dug, and if you closed the crack in the door that I pried open, I would break off your friendship.
"You're really a delicate pig girl, if you don't want it, give a little to your eighteenth grandfather." Yan Jiangyue glanced at Youluo, although it was a Lianjiazi at a glance, but it was still a little worse than Youyi.
After listening to Yu Jiangyue's words, Yuluo's face turned black as promised.
You woman dare to underestimate me, this king will make you regret it.
You also saw You Luo, who had an ugly face behind Yu Jiangyue, and felt that something was wrong, so he quickly found a reason to escape.
"Oh, the people of Jiulan Country are so interesting, this wave of crossing is not a loss."
"Yes, it's interesting, but what do you mean by what Madame just said?"
You Luo put her hands on Yan Jiangyue's shoulders, and Yan Jiangyue looked at the enlarged face in front of her, and her heart was cold.
Where did I offend him again?
"Husband, am I making you angry again? Don't be angry, okay, people are sad when they see you angry, and people don't want you to be angry. ”
Yan Jiangyue thought about the coquettish appearance of the heroine of the Korean drama, and used a Korean tone to be coquettish towards Youluo.