Chapter 368: Auntie, You're Wetting the Bed!
Someone grabbed food, Yunshang suddenly felt that the big white flour steamed bun was really delicious, took a bite of the steamed bun, and then ate a bite of the cucumber that Gu Shinian fed, and solved his lunch in two bites.
The food here was put away, and the bear child stopped making a fuss, snatched the chopsticks in the woman's hand, and ate the braised pork in a big gulp.
Yunshang got up early in the morning, and Lai played with Qiuqiu on Gu Shinian's bed for a while, and soon fell asleep in a daze.
Gu Shinian and Bai Qingjie took out a few newspapers and sat on Yunshang's bunk to read them.
After the meal, when the surrounding passengers gradually quieted down, the woman on the top bunk spoke again:
"Comrade, I'll discuss something with you."
Bai Qingjie couldn't even maintain the most basic polite smile on his face, and looked at the woman with a frown, "What are you discussing?" ”
The woman looked at the thin blanket on Yunshang's belly with envy, and said with a smile, "Your sister is not tall, and there are still most empty seats left in this bed, so let my little treasure sleep on your sister's bed, right?" ”
Bai Qingjie and Gu Shinian glanced at each other, only to realize that they had no auditory hallucinations.
This woman is going to sleep in the same bed with her dirty bear child and the well-behaved Yunsheng who loves to be clean and sleeps peacefully!
I want Ah Shang to sleep in the same bed with a dirty boy!!
Gu Shinian was happy.
Bai Yancheng felt sorry for Yunshang and was worried that Yunshang would not sleep well on the road, so he arranged a separate bed for her, but as soon as she got in the car, someone started the idea of Yunshang's bed.
Seeing that Bai Qingjie and Gu Shinian's faces were ugly, the woman continued disapprerovingly, "I, an adult with a child, sleeping on such a high bunk, is not safe, and I am also crowded. I saw that the two children were about the same height, and one person could sleep in one bunk at the same end, and it was not wasted. ”
Gu Shinian turned his head sideways, glanced at the bear child who was making noise at the end of the carriage, and replied with a cold face, "My sister is a girl, she loves cleanliness, and she is not used to sleeping in the same bed with others." If you want to sleep comfortably, you can ask the conductor to get another ticket. ”
The sarcasm on Bai Qingjie's face couldn't be hidden, Gu Shinian's voice fell, and he immediately continued, "Let my sister-in-law share half of your bed?" How much are you going to pay for my sister's ticket? ”
The woman didn't want Gu Shinian and Bai Qingjie to talk so bluntly and ugly, her face turned black all of a sudden, and she muttered unhappily, "I really think I'm a capitalist lady, and I'm not used to sleeping in the same bed with others, it's stinky!" ”
Bai Qingjie became angry all of a sudden, closed the newspaper with a "snap", stood up and glared at the woman on the upper bunk, "Why are you talking?" Who is the young lady of the capitalist? My sister is a capitalist lady if she doesn't sleep in a bed with your son, so if you don't let the comrades who bought a station ticket sleep in a bed with you, are you also an old capitalist woman? ”
As soon as these words came out, the people in the surrounding boxes burst out laughing, and some people echoed Bai Qingjie's words in a strange voice, "This female comrade, there are so many comrades without seats in the front carriage, you are so generous and selfless, it's good to divide half of your bed into the brothers and sisters who bought standing tickets." ”
The woman was so angry that her face turned white.
Can this be the same?
How old is the little girl, how old is she?
If you really split her bed in half and get out of the train, she will be buttoned up for a broken shoe!
Bai Qingjie didn't look at the woman's embarrassed face, sat beside Gu Shinian, and whispered, "Shi Nian, there is such a person, it is estimated that it will not be easy to touch on the road, you sleep on the top bunk at night, and I will sleep and watch Xiao Qi." "Lest the woman do evil to the clouds.
Gu Shinian shook his head, "No, just think of driving people away later, so as not to have anything happen again, and bring Ah Shang with a dry mouth." ”
There are bear children here, and sooner or later something will have to happen.
Gu Shinian has not forgotten the idea of playing ball before the bear child.
Yunshang didn't know that she had missed a good show, and it wasn't until the sun was in the west that she opened her eyes in a daze.
Qiuqiu had already woken up, lying on the pillow, sticking out his little paws to grab Yunshang's braids and play.
"Ah Xiang, get up and drink some water." Gu Shinian handed the kettle to Yun Shang's mouth, and threw the ball into Bai Qingjie's arms.
A few mouthfuls of sweet Liangbai opened his stomach, Yunshang immediately refreshed, and under Gu Shinian's signal, he held Qiuqiu and followed him to the end of the carriage......
After a while, Yunshang turned back with a small face, glanced at the mother and son who were sleeping soundly on the upper bunk, sat on Gu Shinian's bed, and quietly began to do bad things.
Bai Qingjie was reading the newspaper in the lower bunk, and suddenly, a drop of water dropped in the middle of the newspaper, and then the water droplets fell like rain, drop by drop, in a line.
"Yikes! This aunt is wetting the bed! Yunshang's eyes widened exaggeratedly, and she pointed to the dripping mattress on the top bunk and said.
The people in the surrounding boxes were stunned by Yunsheng's shouting.
Someone wetting the bed?
Or an aunt?
Ouch! That's a shame!
Bai Qingjie subconsciously threw away the newspaper in his hand, thinking that he was almost doused with 'urine', he immediately retched and almost vomited.
It's disgusting!
How old are they, and they still wet the bed!
Change beds!
Bed change is required!!
Bai Qingjie got up angrily, and in the curious eyes of everyone from time to time, he asked the conductor to coordinate the change of berth.
Until he stepped out of the carriage, Bai Qingjie didn't realize that it might not be a woman who wetted the bed, but her naughty bear child.
The woman was also woken up by the wet bed at this time, and when she lifted the quilt, she saw that even the mattress on the bed with her pants was soaked, and in a daze, she heard a delicate little voice and said in surprise:
"Auntie, why do you pee so much? Look, this bed is flooded! ”
The woman was confused.
Am I wetting the bed?
This is my pee!?
No, it must be Xiaobao's pee!
The woman lifted the bear child, and saw that half of the bear child's pants were dry, and the whole person was stunned, looking like a ghost.
The bear child was woken up by the woman's movements, rubbed his eyes, and screamed in surprise: "Mom! Why are you wetting the bed? My pants are half wet! ”
Looking at the woman's confused face that doubted her life, Yunshang couldn't help laughing anymore and fell into Gu Shinian's arms.
Why is it so cool to do bad things secretly?
As long as she can drive away this annoying mother and son, it will not be in vain for her to waste a large pot of spring water.
Bai Qingjie soon came over with the conductor, and with a depressed face, he asked the conductor to find him three more berths next to each other, and he wanted to take his younger brothers and sisters to change beds.
If you live in this woman's bunk again, you may have to be washed away by urine in the middle of the night.
The sleeper on the train was already nervous, and it was almost impossible to coordinate three bunks next to each other at once, and the conductor naturally couldn't agree to Bai Qingjie's request.
In the end, under the hint of Gu Shinian's Yunsheng, and at the woman's active request, the conductor finally changed the mother and son who were 'bedwetting' to another carriage.