Chapter 168: Caught in Spatial Turbulence
Lazy led everyone to lurk underground, it felt that it had waited too long, maybe it had been several years outside, of course, Lazy had no concept of time, and time in its space was almost static.
I'm too lazy to wait impatiently, stretching out my head is a knife, shrinking my head is also a knife, it's better to gamble, in case the strong man is gone.
It carefully dived a long way, then moved sideways, and finally floated up, and just rushed out of the surface, before it could breathe a sigh of relief, a joking voice sounded in its ears: "I thought you would never come out!" ”
Lazy bluffed: "Mom, why are you still there?" ”
"Hehe, interesting, I haven't seen such an interesting little elf in a long time." It's strange to be lazy and only hear its voice but not see its people.
The voice spoke again: "Looking for the deity?" Hehe, to tell you the truth, if the deity is there in person, this small world may not be able to hold up. ”
Lazy just breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be just a wisp of divine thought, this is easy to do!
"Even if the deity is a wisp of divine thought, it is not something that your little breath can withstand, and this place where the aura is thin, the deity does not want to stay for a long time!" The voice seemed to see through the lazy mind, "Say, what about the doppelganger of the deity, how can you have the breath of the doppelganger of the deity?" ”
"Yes, yes, but, your doppelganger ruined this without saying anything... ruined my space," lazy and accustomed to calling himself this great immortal, and suddenly remembered that he didn't know which god in front of him was, just one divine thought was so strong, and it was better to keep a low profile, "Poor me am homeless!" ”
"Hehehe, it's good to destroy, it's just a small space, it's ruined if it's destroyed, the deity has no time to say much, quickly say where the doppelganger is, don't wait for the deity to do it himself!"
Lazy suddenly had a fire in his heart, and said in his heart, I have already done low-costing and small, what kind of stinky bird god is this, so unreasonable? Lazy is a strong person, since you are unreasonable, don't blame me for being unkind!
"Ran!"
"Ran away? Oh, summon the deity to come, and she ran away by herself? She doesn't have the guts yet! ”
"Don't you believe it? She hasn't contacted you in a long time, hasn't she? As far as I know, at least 2,000 years! "Lazy and lazy has a reminder from the deer, this nonsense is clear-eyed, three points true and seven points false, looking at the silent appearance of the gods, at least thirty percent of the believers, and they have to work harder, "How can there be a doppelganger who has left for a thousand years and has not returned?" Unless she has a different heart and wants to be independent! ”
"Shut up, the deity has no time to listen to your lies, where did she go?"
"How do I know?"
"You have her breath in you, what? What else is there to lie? "The mind is getting impatient.
"Adult~," Lazy suddenly crawled to the ground, crying bitterly, startling the people hiding in its body, "My lord, I also want to find her, I think about it day and night, I think about her in my dreams, but she dislikes me for not being handsome enough, disgusted that I can't support the wall in the mud, she~ She has a crush on someone else~!" ”
Lazy choked: "I~ I only left her a piece of clothing to comfort Acacia!" As he spoke, a piece of clothing appeared out of thin air, and it was the red dress worn by Xu Shu'er, who was dizzy by laziness.
"This thing is getting faster again!" Tao Xian sighed coldly, which startled Hu Xiaoxian and the others, and they couldn't help but tighten their clothes.
Lazy and reluctant to raise the clothes, I don't know where its hand came from, and the grief is overflowing: "Lord Okami, this is the breath you feel, right?" That's all I have, please don't take it! ”
The divine thought suddenly became agitated, and he didn't look at the clothes, only snorted coldly.
"Don't~!"
The garment crumbled to slag in the lazy cry of pain.
"It's not promising!" Shen Nian was extremely dismissive.
The sense of oppression of everyone gradually disappeared, it should be that the divine thoughts are far away, and everyone can't help but silently praise laziness, the best actor of the year is lazy!
Lazily hurriedly threw down a piece of debris, fled in a panic, it was a fool not to run at this time, and before he ran far, the thought that had been taken away came back.
"Stinky mud, dare to trick me?"
Suddenly, the anger caused the heaven and the earth to be out of phase, and the dark clouds rolled in, seeing that the lazy and the people in its body were about to be suppressed again, the lazy gritted his teeth, and threw out a thunder talisman with hatred, leading the dark clouds, right? I'll add some lightning to you!
As a result, thunder and lightning flashed, dark clouds were thick, almost instantaneous, and under the confrontation between the two, the space was faintly distorted.
On the other side, fully armed, self-deceiving Xu Shu was caught by Xu Meng, Xu Shu is not stupid, if he is taken back, he will definitely be swallowed by that unknown place, of course he has to run.
Seeing that Xu Shu was about to escape, Xu Meng shouted: "Stop!" ”
Who knew that Xu Shu not only didn't stop, but accelerated the pace of escape, Xu Meng was about to chase, suddenly, the sky darkened, a large dark cloud appeared out of thin air, the rising sun was immediately blocked by the dark clouds that covered the sky, and then there was a sudden wind, lightning and thunder, all these changes were in an instant.
The white peacock was watching a good show on the side, especially the man who was hiding in the black robe aroused his interest the most, he had no other hobbies, his biggest hobby was curiosity, he was thinking about the origin of this dress, and suddenly felt that the world was changing, and the three of them were just in the center of this change.
The space where they were just overlapping with the space where the three people were located, the three of them didn't have time to react, the distortion of the space was almost instantaneous, and the three of them only felt a large black shadow flash in front of them, and then a huge suction force came, pulling the three of them into a dark place together.
In the flash of light, everything happened, and by the time Xu Shu and Xu Meng reacted, there was already a white peacock around him who thought he was chic and uninhibited, and there was a large black shadow.
The white peacock is well-informed, knowing that this is a spatial distortion, and that a single individual is like a speck of dust, which can easily be torn apart in the spatial distortion, and he instinctively pounces on that large black shadow, which is not easy to be swept away by the spatial turbulence.
Seeing that the white peacock moved quickly, Xu Shu and the others instinctively followed suit like people in the water clinging to driftwood, and this instinctive reaction proved to be very useful.
Lazy only felt that the surrounding scenery was a flower, and he fell into a black hole, and the schadenfreude words came from his ears: "Hehe, save trouble, get into the turbulence of space and kill yourself!" ”
Then, inexplicably, there were three more fart worms, and they clinged to it, and it felt like it was going to be torn apart by a piece of mud, so it had no choice but to absorb the three henel worms into its body.
Qin Junfang and his party are also as good as years in the lazy body, and the lazy person resisted most of the divine coercion, although its body is mud, it can be soft and hard, soft and comparable to a swamp, and hard as a rock.
This time, thanks to laziness, otherwise the possibility of escaping under that powerful divine thought is almost zero, the spatial turbulence is unavoidable, the probability of occurrence is extremely low, and the chance of being lucky enough to enter is even lower, and everyone has no experience in dealing with it, let alone how to deal with it.
The spatial turbulence is extremely unstable, and the lazy body is a space of its own, not affected by the outside world, and several people can sit quietly around.
"Lazy, you say, we strayed into the space turbulence this time, will we meet a handsome guy? The book doesn't say that there must be adventures when you encounter strange things, in case the peach blossom luck of the peach fairy really arrives, oops, people are not ready, how embarrassing! Tao Xian suddenly held his face, looking extremely shy, everyone silently rolled their eyes, looking at the sky, looking at the ground, each doing research, although they didn't know what to study!
Tao Xian has always had a clear brain circuit, in addition to loving food, she loves beautiful men, in her words, "only food and beautiful men in the world cannot be disappointed". But she also has her own principles, the beautiful man who has the Lord does not flirt, and she also has a set of rhetoric for this, "a couple for a lifetime".
Lazy and noncommittal, the love and love in the world are just passing by, it is said to be a kind of chemical reaction, which is all learned from going out to read books with Tao Xian, because, Xiaolu said "There is poetry and books in the belly", but unfortunately, the two of them can't read the serious truth, and they all read miscellaneous books.
Lazy as a piece of mud without gender and without the same kind, in order to cultivate human emotions as soon as possible, so as to make itself more like a human, it decided to pursue stimulation, it is said that stimulation can speed up the heartbeat, and the book says that when human emotions explode, the heartbeat is accelerating.
Therefore, drinking is naturally stimulating, and laziness becomes a puddle of drunken mud, not to get drunk, but to nourish all the animals and plants around you and get drunk, and from then on you are banned from drinking.
Fighting is an essential stimulus, but unfortunately, it is just a puddle of mud, every time it fights, it is a scoundrel and turns into a mire, and everyone is trapped in it, and there is no way to fight at all. It also let out the words, whoever can escape from the quagmire will win it, and as a result, it's okay not to let go, but once it does, there is no one who even comes to the door, even if it takes the initiative to provoke, no one pays attention to it.
Later, lazy and lazy became obsessed with playing difficult time and space, once it shuttled to Qiqi's territory to provoke Qiqi, but was burned into mud by Qiqi's fire, and finally stepped on mud, thanks to the fawn turned into the body of the jujube tree, and quietly collected it little by little with the roots. Over time, it loses interest in anything.
The fawn said that it was overstimulated, probably triggering an overreaction, and the body automatically adjusted to a state of self-preservation. Although Lazy didn't quite understand, he also knew that the stimulus had no effect on it, and in desperation, it had to sleep.
Until today, I was inexplicably awakened, and I felt that today's day was more exciting than ever, strangers, thunder runes, great gods, and spatial turbulence, one more exciting than the other.
Xiaolu is the most normal of the three, and it is also the most simple one, and she was fooled by Taoxian and lazily into the image endorsement and mascot of their three-person space, in fact, the main reason is to let her take care of the house, Xiaolu understands, but she doesn't feel that there is anything wrong.
Just like when she received Xu Pu's watering grace, she has been protecting him until now, including his family, she has done her best to protect it, she seems to remember that there is a saying called "The grace of dripping water should be reciprocated by the spring", Xu Pu poured a bucket of water at the beginning. When she was freed from the dry predicament, she wanted to cry without tears, a bucket of water, this has to be returned to the Year of the Monkey? She couldn't think of a good way, so she had to stay in his yard as her own body, silently taking care of the home for him.
Fortunately, God didn't treat her lightly and gave her a chance to repay her, Xu Pu's younger brother accidentally opened the seal and released the person who claimed to be the shadow master. The fawn was excited at the beginning, and finally he could repay the favor slowly without a long stream of water, in lazy words, it was enough to repay it with a big vote.
It's a pity that they missed Xiaolu's bodhisattva heart and cautious temperament, she always felt that this was not appropriate, that was not appropriate, but it was dragged until now, Xu Pu has lived under the protection of Xiaolu for two thousand years, so long that he was almost about to collapse, fortunately, his younger brother finally appeared.
In order to satisfy his wishes, Xiaolu discussed with Tao Xian and Lazy that he would also get Qin Junfang over by being abducted and tricked.
After chatting for so long, they finally knew the cause and effect, but unfortunately, in the turbulence of space, everything was unknown, and Qin Junfang was too late to thank him, so he didn't plan to investigate it at all.