114 The chief of the village will pick my skin
Luo Haihua's father and mother died early, and they raised three children, two sons and a girl, Luo Haihua is the second, Luo Haidi is the third, and now he is twenty-three or four, but he has not yet asked for a wife.
It's not that the poor family can't open the pot and marry a daughter-in-law, but this Luo Haiti is really not a thing.
After tearing open the intestines in the stomach, you can row from Xiaojia Village to Shangjing. Dazzling, there is no place not to spend.
Such a man, but who is not the poor in the family and is anxious to sell his daughter to buy rice to eat, is not willing to marry his daughter to such a family.
Therefore, Luo Haitian gave his brother Zhang a few girls, but as soon as people heard about Luo Haitian's flower name, they either immediately retreated, or they opened their mouths, and one mouth was Lao Duo's dowry.
The Luo family is not a wealthy family, in order to marry a daughter-in-law to spend so much money, Luo Haitian is willing to do it, and his daughter-in-law is also reluctant.
As a result, Luo Haiti's lifelong event was delayed.
Luo Haidi is not in a hurry, anyway, he is not married, he spends all day drinking, as well as the little widow and the little daughter-in-law of the good family, who does he fancie, hook his fingers, that thing does not have to be done by his own daughter-in-law, other people's daughters-in-law are more flavorful.
The family's money is used by him alone, one person eats enough for the whole family and is not hungry, and no one cares about him, not to mention how easy Luo Haiti is.
Xiao Chengsan staggered to Luo Hai's house.
There were already three hard dishes on the table, as well as a jar of wine.
There was no one in the house, and as soon as Xiao Chengsan wanted to call someone, a voice came from inside the house.
The man's low roar, the woman's sobbing as if it was pain, and the creaking of the wooden bed inside, you can tell what is going on inside.
As soon as Xiao Chengsan heard this voice, his whole body was like being immersed in an oil pot, and he was also on fire. Fortunately, it was over quickly.
Luo Haidi came out with a belt belt, his face was full of red light, and he saw Xiao Chengsan's happy face: "You're finally here!" I've been waiting for you for a long time, but I'm in a hurry! ”
Xiao Chengsan pouted, you are in a hurry.
I've even finished firing the cannon once!
Out of the corner of Xiao Chengsan's eyes, he saw a thin back inside, with his back to him and dressing, Xiao Chengsan reluctantly glanced at it again and again, Luo Haiti later closed the door and couldn't see it.
I have no choice but to give up.
The two came to the table, and Luo Haiti poured wine into the bowl in front of the two people, and no one shirked it, so they drank it.
"Luo Haiti, you are not enough brothers, when will you marry a daughter-in-law and not tell me? I'm afraid I'll drink all your wine, aren't you? ”
Xiao Chengsan wiped his mouth and said, with a look of envy.
Luo Haiti also took a big sip of wine, grabbed the fat pig's feet on the table and stuffed them into his mouth, and said vaguely: "Can you live this fairy life after marrying a daughter-in-law?" ”
His fat and greasy groping pig pointed to the things on the table, "Look, this meat, this fish, and this wine, Lao Tzu didn't spend a penny!" If you marry a daughter-in-law, you won't spend your own money? ”
Xiao Chengsan was shocked: "It's not the money you spent, where did this come from?" ”
Could it be that you can do tricks, you can come whatever you want?
Or is it ......
Xiao Chengsan hurriedly put down the pig's feet in his hand: "I said Luo Haiti, this can't be stolen by you, right?" ”
"Steal? Lao Tzu still needs to steal? Luo Haidi snorted coldly and said triumphantly: "What Lao Tzu wants to eat is still used to steal, let me tell you, Lao Tzu wants to eat meat, someone obediently sends it, Lao Tzu wants to drink, and someone obediently sends ......"
Xu drank wine, there were only two big men in this room, Luo Haiti has always been an open-mouthed person, and his mouth was full of foul language: "Just like this woman, when does Lao Tzu want to do that, this woman, she has to obediently strip naked and climb into my bed." ”
He Nunu mouthed and pointed inside: "Seeing that the woman in it is not, Lao Tzu hooked her finger, and she came obediently, look, this meat, this fish, this wine, she also used it to honor Lao Tzu!" ”
Xiao Chengsan's face was confused: "I said Luo Haiti, how did you do it?" What kind of ecstasy soup did you pour into the woman inside? ”
Luo Haiti proudly shared his achievements: "Let me tell you, this woman, the yellow flower girl is difficult to deal with, when she does it, she is full of fishy, just like cowhide, she can't get rid of it if she gets wet, but this little daughter-in-law who has become a married woman......"
Luo Haiti took another sip of wine, did not speak, and his face was unfathomable.
Xiao Chengsan couldn't do it enviously, and hurriedly asked: "Brother Luo, say it quickly, say it quickly, what will happen to this little daughter-in-law?" ”
Luo Haidi saw Xiao Chengsan begging for himself, and said with a happy face: "Chengsan, if you do me a favor, I will tell you, so that you can eat and drink spicy food every day in the future, do you miss it?" ”
Xiao Chengsan didn't ask what he was doing, and directly agreed: "Say it quickly, say it quickly!" ”
Luo Haidi whispered two sentences in Xiao Chengsan's ear, and Xiao Chengsan was deflated when he heard it: "That's Xiao Yu's wife, you are flirting with your mouth, just take advantage of it, if you really put other people's little daughters-in-law on the bed, let alone Xiao Yu, Xiao Jingyi can pick the skin of the two of us." ”
Xiao Jingyi respects scholars the most, so if he is admitted to Xiucai, he will win glory for the village. If they took advantage of Xiao Yu's absence to bully Xiao Yu's daughter-in-law, they would really be skinned by Xiao Jingyi!
Taking advantage of Xiao Yu and putting a green hat on Xiao Yu are two different things.
Luo Haidi glanced at Xiao Chengsan and said disdainfully: "You are also a big man, look at your little talent!" ”
Xiao Chengsan said helplessly: "Xiao Jingyi values scholars the most, and Xiao Yu is the person he likes the most, I said ugly things here, if I cuckold Xiao Yu, Xiao Jingyi will not talk about picking my skin, eat my heart!" ”
If Xiao Chengsan is afraid, he is only afraid of Xiao Jingyi.
Xiao Jingyi is the village head, usually he plays a little tricky, Xiao Jingyi looks at the face of his dead father, as long as he doesn't do too much, he will turn a blind eye.
But stealing someone's little daughter-in-law is different!
The one who stole it was the daughter-in-law of the person Xiao Jingyi valued the most!
Xiao Chengsan didn't dare, and he didn't dare to pick his skin!