Time flies, in a blink of an eye, a semester has passed, Ye Xiaoyu has a deeper understanding of the deputy high school, there are many strange school rules of the deputy high school, such as: boys who don't look good should be remembered, they must be remembered if they don't wear school uniforms, water glasses should be placed in the back, anything unrelated to learning accidents can not be placed on the table, garbage bags cannot be placed in the classroom, and you can't eat delicious food in the classroom, etc.... These school rules make Ye Xiaoyu not like this school at all, but she likes the teachers here very much, and so far, Ye Xiaoyu has met the subject teachers very interestingly.

In Chinese class,

The Chinese teacher was so angry by his classmates that he pointed to the electric fan of class 3 with his index finger and shouted: "I'm xxx, to this sky, to this place, to the third pair of high school class 3 electric fan swearing, I!" Don't be angry! ”

As a result, in the next second, the electric fan miraculously turned up.

The boy in the class shouted, "Teacher! Teacher! Kneeling, the god of electric fans has appeared!! ”

The audience burst into laughter, and even the teacher himself was a little weak.

Another time, the leader came to Class 3 to investigate, which happened to be the Chinese teacher's class, and the Chinese teacher looked very serious behind his hands.

"Read loud and imposing! Don't be soft! That's right, Mr. Chen. ”

The Chinese teacher at the time was looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle... In a daze, the sudden roll call made him a little confused, but he immediately reacted: "Ah, yes, yes, yes." Read it well" looks like an old cadre, if you don't look at his confused eyes. The classmates below all laughed, he didn't dare to laugh in front of the leader, so he couldn't help it and lowered his head and laughed secretly.

The Chinese teacher and the history teacher have a sense of cp, the Chinese teacher is tall and big, but the history teacher is relatively thin, the Chinese teacher once complained about the history teacher: "Before going out of school, it happened to be opposite the junior high school school, I and your history teacher were scattered, I looked for a long time, I couldn't find him, I looked at it, it turned out that he was in a group of junior high school students only saw, to tell the truth, he stood in a group of junior high school students is really very harmonious, I can't find where he is at all." ”

Almost every teacher will bring a sentence to class: "Don't bully your history teacher just because your history teacher is gentle and gentle, you know." "It can be seen that the history teacher is real.... Good bully.

The history teacher will have a big tongue when he is nervous in class, I remember that once the teacher said ***, he accidentally said that it was us***, and the result was the classmates

"Teacher! I didn't expect you to be immersed in a pig cage, you know. ”

"Wow~ Teacher, it turns out that you are also a member of ***, what a coincidence, so am I."

"Then you both should be immersed in the pig cage."

......

The history teacher hurriedly said: "I am saying this sentence from the perspective of *** molecules. ”

"Oh~ Teacher, don't explain, you are a member of ***, how did *** become a teacher?"

The history teacher really couldn't tell the students directly: "Okay, let's skip it." The audience burst into laughter

The history teacher's class is very interesting, and Ye Xiaoyu especially likes to listen to his class.

Almost every day, you can see the history teacher and the Chinese teacher standing in the corridor chatting, and they also go to the cafeteria to eat together.

Except for these two

There are also Japanese teachers and math teachers, which are also full of CP sense.

One day, Ye Xiaoyu went to ask the math teacher a question, the math teacher and the Japanese teacher stood at the door of the office, the math teacher was holding the homework book, the Japanese teacher was very cute and was hammering the math teacher's homework book with a small fist, and the math teacher looked at the Japanese teacher with doting eyes. Ye Xiaoyu couldn't bear to disturb the two of them, but sometimes the topic really wouldn't, there was no way, Ye Xiaoyu could only shout softly: "Teacher...."The two looked at Ye Xiaoyu, Ye Xiaoyu looked at these two people, Ye Xiaoyu felt that he was guilty. Ye Xiaoyu finally couldn't bear this oppressive atmosphere, and said: "I'll go first, you continue, you continue", the Japanese teacher hurriedly gave way: "You ask." ”

Talking about the math teacher, he was very shy when he first met, Ye Xiaoyu and his friends once played a big adventure, and the content was to say to the math teacher: "Teacher, you are so cute." As a result, the math teacher waved his hand and walked away very shyly.

One day in class, everyone was drowsy. This led to the following conversation:

"The sixth question is..... Written, do you understand? ”

"Understood."

"Question 7... It's that simple, it's over."

The students felt that something was wrong

"Question 8... This question is simpler, choose C for different lengths, right, okay, skip it. ”

The classmates quickly came back to their senses: "What is it?" ”

The math teacher glared at us with innocent eyes and said, "That's how you usually choose, anyway, I'll just say so." ”

Students:...

Students: "Teacher, what about your professional ethics!" We won't talk about this question!! Later, the students began to listen carefully. Joke, if the math teacher is allowed to say this, then how can they earn back the tuition fee of 60,000 yuan.

There are really more interesting things about the Japanese teacher, I remember one day a classmate wore a hat to the Japanese class, and the Japanese teacher took the hat and put it on his head the moment he came in, and at this time, an embarrassing thing happened...

His head was too big and stuck, and he slowly took off his hat, buttoned it to the maximum, and put it back on, and it turned out to... Later, he explained to us very seriously: "Smart people have big heads. Xiao Keai immediately retorted: "Nonsense, Einstein is small-headed." The Japanese teacher looked at her class representative with a very indescribable expression.

Another time, the Japanese teacher asked the students to memorize the translation, but the book was not like that

Students: "Teacher, there is no such thing in the book. ”

Japanese teacher: "I don't know, I just want you to remember something." ”

Students: "But there is no such translation in the book." ”

The Japanese teacher was angry: "Do you want books or do you want me!" As he spoke, he threw the book on the table. A look of arrogance and grievance. I really want to coax him.

However, the students stood by their integrity

Students: So... Of course, I want books

Japanese Teacher: Get out if you want a book!

Students: Okay, good... I want you to you.

And so many more, not only these teachers, but many teachers are very interesting. A semester has passed, and Ye Xiaoyu is a little reluctant to be such a lovely teacher. But the teacher and the winter vacation were put together, and Ye Xiaoyu decisively chose the winter vacation!