Chapter 604: Civilized Dormitory
Since I had such a quarrel with Yang Shaogang last time, not only our Department of Chemical Engineering, but even the entire Bincheng University of Technology issued a notice to strengthen the management of freshman accommodation. The notice has been issued for a while, and all departments and dormitories of the University of Technology have responded and conscientiously implemented the notice requirements of the school.
As the saying goes, thunder is loud and rain is small, everyone is doing it seriously, but everyone doesn't want to cause unnecessary trouble. Take our dormitory building as an example, most of the student unions come to go through the motions, and it is even more perfunctory to the fourth floor, especially in room 418 where I live, the inspection results are always so perfect, and I have lived up to expectations and won the glorious title of "civilized dormitory".
This "civilized dormitory" golden signboard was hung not long ago, and when the listing was just in time for me to go to the office to have dinner with Li Wei, I regretted that I could not experience the glory of the listing scene.
"Brothers, I'm back, why is it that no one smokes today!" I pushed the door open and walked into the bedroom, stunned by the neatness in front of me.
"Li Mugen, as a member of the life committee of our class and the head of our 418 dormitory, I solemnly announce to you that our glorious 418 room has been honorably rated as a glorious civilized dormitory by the glorious Department of Chemical Engineering." It can be seen that Zhao Tiezhu is still immersed in his glory.
"Ahh I see, everyone is glorious! "I don't know what Zhao Tiezhu is crazy about, since it's a "civilized dormitory", of course I should speak more civilly.
"you! You're glorious! Wang Mingchuan's words caused everyone to laugh, "Dunzi, is tomorrow's matter decided?" My dad and they're still waiting for you! ”
"I told Sister Weiwei that he would drive over to pick us up early tomorrow morning! You can rest assured! I said disgustedly.
"Sister Weiwei, which Sister Weiwei?" Hu Yanwei seems to be more interested in this "Sister Weiwei".
"I know, it's the beautiful woman I saw with Yinli and Tiezhu on the day of school, Xiaozhi, did you see it too?" Leng Xiaofeng asked Song Zhi, who was usually reluctant to talk to us.
"I only saw the car, it was a Japanese Toyota, and the people in the car didn't pay attention!" Song Zhi was anxious to dissociate himself from a few of us.
"I have a cigarette here, I want to smoke and get it, don't expect me to send you to bed!" I waved the cigarette in my hand.
"Classmate Li Mugen, I solemnly declare to you now that in the future, we will not be allowed to smoke in our glorious 418 civilized dormitory!" Zhao Tiezhu said indignantly.
"Okay, good, if you don't smoke, you won't smoke, it's a big deal that I'll go to the communication room Uncle Gou to have a taste for smoking, in fact, I don't think it's good for a few of us to smoke in the bedroom, after all, there are still non-smokers!" I say it sincerely.
"Pull it down! Song Zhi and Wu Fei don't smoke in the first place, and I didn't smoke before, isn't it because of Dunzi, you, and Hu Yanwei that I learned badly! Liu Yinli scolded Zhao Tiezhu,
"I am also a victim, alas! Why do you say that buddy is so undetermined, as a member of the civilized dormitory, I deeply feel that it is not honorable for me to do this! Hello to you, it's all glorious! Leng Xiaofeng is still following his own yin route.
"Didn't you all promise me! Didn't you say that when Dunzi came back, everyone would help him get rid of his bad habit of smoking! Zhao Tiezhu was confused.
"What a smell! Iron pillar, haven't you washed your feet? Hurry up and wash your feet! I sniffed and said.
"That's it, Tie Zhu'er, you're too tasteful, and you're all rushing to your nose!" Wang Mingchuan helped, "Dunzi, hurry up and give me a cigarette press!" ”
"And me! If you don't have a cigarette, you stinky feet, you can't keep it for me! Hu Yanwei responded positively.
"You guys, you think I smell too much, I can wash it, I will correct my mistakes, but smoking is harmful to health and uncivilized,,,"
"Pull down the iron pillar, you hurry up! You'd better wash all the sweaty areas on your body, time is running out, the lights are going out soon, and I still want to get a good night's sleep! In the end, Wu Fei couldn't help but say.
Zhao Tiezhu picked up his basin and went out to wash with a flushed face, and the room began to smoke again.
I followed Zhao Tiezhu to the water room on the fourth floor, because I took a shower in the office during the day, I just went over to brush my teeth.
"Dunzi, is what Ming Chuan'er said true? Say you're going to his house tomorrow and teach those people how to box. "When Zhao Tiezhu saw me coming, he lost the glory I had when I first entered the dormitory.
"I'm just going over to take a look, their set of boxing was learned from my senior brother and their Xuanqing Palace, I'm just going to take a look!" Now that Wang Mingchuan has blown the cow out, it is not appropriate for me to hide it now.
"Then you, can you teach me too? I've loved martial arts since I was a child, but I've never met a famous teacher like you! Zhao Tiezhu stopped to wash his feet and looked at me with a wistful expression.
"What a famous teacher, what nonsense are you talking about! We still have a long time to go in the future, and when I'm done with this period of time, the military training is over, and we have time to learn! "I didn't say no, I didn't say yes.
"Dunzi, with your words, I have the bottom in my heart, I'm so excited, so excited! Do you bring cigarettes? Bring me one! "Zhao Tiezhu is a little uncontrollable.
I handed him a cigarette, and my hand was still shaking when I saw the iron pillar catching it!
"You don't wipe your hands, the water on your hands is smoking, you are washing your feet! Oh, I'll go, can you still smoke this? "I can't bear to look at it.
"Don't talk nonsense, get me some of it!" Zhao Tiezhu took a cigarette in his mouth and subconsciously shook his hand!
As soon as I got back to my dormitory, the electric switch closed and the room went dark. Only the lights in the hallways and bathrooms are still on.
"Who's in the water room? Are you smoking? What's your name? The dorm? ”
The whole room of us was in good spirits.
"Oops, I'll go! The iron pillar looks like it's really going to be glorious! Leng Xiaofeng said with a wicked smile.
"What's wrong with me sleeping in 418? Which eye of yours saw me smoking, and I wasn't washing my feet? Zhao Tiezhu said angrily to the people who checked the bed.
"Why don't you smoke? Why does it smell so much when you don't smoke? ”
"If you smell of smoke, you smoke? That smells big and it! Why don't you care about the! Zhao Tiezhu was still stiff-mouthed.
I was amused by Zhao Tiezhu's words, I really can't understand how Zhao Tiezhu connected smoking and!
"You don't smoke, why are you brushing your teeth? You're obviously covering up the smell of smoke! "The people who checked the bed still didn't want to let Zhao Tiezhu go.
"You don't brush your teeth before you go to bed? You don't think you have a taste, and others don't dislike you for having a taste! "Zhao Tiezhu is logical and reasonable this time.
"You are quibbling, we were arranged by the school to check the bed, if you don't cooperate with us, don't blame us for being polite?" A more mature voice came.
"You're welcome, you caught me smoking? Why don't you come in and search my body, and you see there's smoke on me? Or is there a lighter? "This time, Zhao Tiezhu didn't dare to fight with others, and his momentum weakened.
"You're still not letting people sleep? What time is it, the lights in the bedroom are turned off, why don't you stop! I pushed the door open and yelled at the guys who were sleeping.
"We're working normally! What class are you in? Please don't interfere with our inspection work! ”
"Why don't you let us sleep when you're working? Tell me, tell me, which principal told you not to let students sleep? I asked rhetorically.
I said this purely because of Zhao Tiezhu's inspiration, no matter how unreliable it is, as long as you dare to say it and say it confidently, others will sound reasonable.
"I don't believe it, you violated the rules and regulations of the school, why can't we take care of it? What class are you from? Tell me the name! The one who checked the bed said.
"How did we break the rules? Is it stipulated that you are not allowed to wash your feet after the lights are turned off? I am the class leader of Class 945 of the Department of Chemical Engineering, and my name is Li Mugen! Where are you from? I also want to find our principal and ask the principal to give us a review! Do any of you tell me your name? ”
The person who asked me my name was probably a school teacher, and he looked quite young, but he still spoke with a lot of weight.
"You don't need to know my name, the people in it are from your dormitory, right? Is it a 418 dormitory, or a civilized dormitory? Teacher Cha looked at the sign that had just been hung up today.
"It's not just a civilized dormitory, our dormitory is still a reasonable dormitory! Unreasonable people can't live in! "I looked them in the eye, and I could see in their eyes that I was flinching.
"Forget it! Let's all take a step back! Pay attention in the future, this time it will be like this! "Some of the people who checked the bed have stepped forward to be peacemakers.
"Let's go, everything is normal today, and we haven't found any violations of school rules!" Another person chimed in.
As soon as I saw this, I turned around and went back to my bedroom.
It took three or four minutes for Zhao Tiezhu to come out of the ink in the water room. When I entered the dormitory, he walked to my bed with a basin and stood there stunned without squeaking.
"What are you doing? People are long gone! Do you still want to smoke? "I was stunned by his unusual behavior.
"Dunzi, thank you, you're so interesting!" Zhao Tiezhu held back for a long time and said this.
"Pull it down, I think you're too noisy, Ming Chuan'er and I have to get up early tomorrow!"
"It's over, I'm afraid the head of Tie Zhu'er's civilized dormitory won't be able to keep it!" Leng Xiaofeng began to talk about the wind again.
"Don't let it be pulled down, I'm not rare! If you are willing to be a good person for you, I will resign tomorrow!
I was blind to that cigarette, and I only took two puffs and threw it down the drain! Zhao Tiezhu muttered to himself.
"Go to sleep, Tie Zhu'er, your glorious title will not be affected, and you didn't tell them what your name is! Even if they are looking for it, they will also find trouble with the pier. Besides, they're deflated here, and who can go out and preach everywhere! Aren't they afraid of losing face? Hu Yanwei said.
Hu Yanwei's words are very reasonable, and the subsequent development of things is roughly the same as what Hu Yanwei said.