Chapter 270: Unrealistic Perfection

Yan Mingxun pulled up Juucy, whose foot was bruised, and carried it on his shoulder, thinking that this would be a strength job, but he didn't expect that as soon as he got started, Juucy was carried on Yan Mingxun's shoulder and carried it on his back......

It's also strange to say, Yan Mingxun looks in good health, but after all, he has been in a nightclub and an office for a long time, which can be described as pampered and lacking exercise, and his body has long been in a state of pulling his hips, unlike Xia Mu, who goes to the gym every week, Yan Mingxun's fitness card is just to pretend to be forced, and it has no effect at all.

I thought that I would pull my crotch with a juucy, be humiliated, and reveal my true form, but I didn't expect that juucy would be carried on his back so easily.

"Oh, what are you doing!" Juucy was still a little embarrassed, and tried hard to break free, but to no avail, his foot was injured, and there was no way to break free of Yan Mingxun.

"Honestly, you're doing me a great favor by being quiet now...... Hey? Why are you so light? ”

Yan Mingxun himself also felt that something was wrong, carrying Juucy on his back was like carrying a small bag of rice, he didn't feel anything at all, it turned out that it all depended on Juucy, he usually kept in shape, and he looked sexy and enchanting on the surface, but in fact, his weight was not heavy at all.

Watching Yan Mingxun argue with reason, he really had no choice, frowning and could only be awkwardly picked up by Yan Mingxun and walked up the mountain.

"Don't you think it's rude to talk about a girl's weight like that?"

"Heh, I said you can't say that you are in good shape."

"Hmph, do you know I'm in good shape? Have you seen it? in there. ”

"Forehead ......"

juucy complained ruthlessly on his back, and he didn't know if he was angry or joking, in short, this tone was a bit confusing.

Yan Mingxun smiled helplessly and said, "I want to see it, but I don't have that chance." ”

"Oh, I'm not serious about you, hurry up and get on your way." When juucy heard this joke, he also knew that he was shy, so he patted Yan Mingxun on the back and drank it.

In other words, Yan Mingxun is not talking nonsense at all, this juucy is not outstanding in terms of beauty, but the figure is absolutely a must, it should be convex, it should be concave, it is not sloppy at all, even if you are wearing loose clothes, you can feel the outstanding figure, but it is a pity that the height is not as tall as Shi Mulin, otherwise in terms of body alone, she will definitely beat Shi Mulin.

Yan Mingxun still thinks in his heart, with this extreme figure, it is impossible to be so light, although he is about 1.68 meters tall, it is not so light, right?

Men are very sensitive to women's figures, who calls men lower body thinking animals? At that time, I was carrying juucy, and I couldn't get over this hurdle in my heart, so I walked and asked, "Hey, why are you so light?" I don't think it's possible for your surface to be so light. ”

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As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately received a serious injury to the back of his head, and Yan Mingxun screamed out of pain with an "ah".

"You stinky men, you can't stop your dirty thoughts if you climb the mountain behind your back, can you? Dislike! ”

"Hey, hey, what's dirty? Can't you talk about being fat or thin? ”

"Who's going to talk to you about the body, are we getting to that point?"

"Cut, stingy!"

"You ......"

Yan Mingxun endured the pain with a look of displeasure.

juucy is gambling and gambling, how can he really care about Yan Mingxun, I didn't know how to figure it out at the time, and suddenly asked: "Do you really think I'm thin?" ”

Caught off guard, Yan Mingxun didn't know why Juucy suddenly changed his sex and asked such a question. He is a man, and he doesn't hold grudges, and replied: "Yes, I have read countless women, like you, this figure, I probably estimate how to be in my early 100s, but why do I think you are eighty or ninety pounds behind your back?" ”

Juucy was surprised, this man didn't look at the oil cavity and smooth tone, but it looked like the woman's figure was really accurate, and he was not between eighty or ninety.

At that time, he first ridiculed and scolded: "Stinky hooligan!" ”

refers to Yan Mingxun's so-called reading of countless women, and he also understands the private problem of women's bodies so well.

Yan Mingxun didn't refute either, because he knew that arguing with Juucy wouldn't end well at all, so he snorted at that time and didn't speak.

"You saw it right, I'm eighty-eight pounds!" Juucy proudly reported the number, and then a little shy.

When Yan Mingxun heard this number, he was stunned and shouted, "Mom, won't you?" ”

"Why not? How could I lie to you. ”

"How tall are you?"

β€œ168!”

"I'll go, this weight, this height, shouldn't it be as thin as a hemp stick?"

"Go, who is like a hemp pole."

Juucy almost didn't give Yan Mingxun a heavy blow.

"No, no, no, I didn't mean you, I said that it should be a hemp pole in theory, but seeing that you are in such a good shape, it is impossible?" Yan Mingxun's face was full of doubts, for a person like him, he is an accurate measurer of a woman's three measurements, but Juucy's figure made him an error in this measurer...... "You won't lie about your height, right?" ”

"you, I'm in perfect shape, okay? The flesh grows where it should be, so it doesn't look so thin on the surface, but in fact, I don't have any flesh on my arms and legs. ”

Juucy proudly explained that for her figure, she is not convinced by anyone except her height, even if a well-known model comes, she is not false.

Yan Mingxun listened, and actually drooled, this is a setting that violates common sense, generally doesn't it mean that women will not have defects after their height is proportional to their weight, such as shortcomings such as not having a warped buttocks, flat chests, etc.? How can juucy still maintain lordosis and posterior curl at this weight?

Yan Mingxun couldn't imagine what kind of devil figure it was, in short, he was stunned at this time.

Juucy talked about her figure, and her pride was out of control, and she said, "Don't compare ordinary women with me, do they have peach buttocks?" Do they have a male male? Do they have that kind of little waist that can be held with two hands? Hmph, no? ”

Juucy's extremely proud posture makes people jealous and hateful, Yan Mingxun is already drunk just listening to the description, and at this time his heart is in turmoil, his face is feverish, and the whole person is not good.

Secretly looked behind to see if the stunner on his back had any of these legendary things, but was discovered by juucy, and a tap, and he hit it back.

"What are you looking at? Rogue! ”

Women are strange creatures, and I wish all men knew how good she was in terms of beauty and sexiness, but I hated the greed of men, and I really couldn't understand what they were thinking.

Yan Mingxun was aggrieved and said, "Look at it and don't break the law, you can't gouge out my eyes." ”

In fact, you can see it on the surface, and I don't know why, Juucy always wears formal clothes, that kind of loose suit pants, to be honest, I really can't see how good her arms and legs are, this is also a secret of Juucy, she will not show her figure in a very special situation, because she wants to leave everything beautiful to the people she likes, such as ...... Xia Mu, who went to her house that night!