Chapter 333: "Broken Horse Zhang" and "Dead Monkey"
Teacher Zhang was excited to sit on the playground and couldn't get up, but Teacher Hou, who was called the "dead monkey", was helpless, he knew that the leader of the physical education group Zhang had a problem with lumbar prolapse, and wanted to step forward to help him, but he was afraid that it would aggravate the pain of this teacher Zhang.
If you want to talk about the disease of lumbar loss, it is still a bone problem after all. Massage can sometimes backfire unless there is really skill. Some experienced people who can straighten bones, such as the old Chinese medicine doctors we often joke about, can really give you a positive return. This depends on luck, not everyone can meet it. In general, as long as the pressure is done properly, at least the pain can be relieved, and whether it can be cured or not depends on the individual.
"I said broken horse Zhang, don't collapse here with me! I can't afford that! Teacher Hou's voice was a little excited.
"you, look at what scares you, I can't fool you! You wait for me to slow down, and I can stand up on my own. Teacher Zhang said with bared teeth.
"Teacher Zhang, you are taking off your waist! Why don't I give you a button? "I also walked over to help him get up.
"Don't be, forget it, I asked a Taoist priest from Xuanqing Palace to press it for me a while ago, and the effect is not bad, but it's too fucking expensive. I don't think it's okay, no, I'll go to him and press it for me. Teacher Zhang struggled to get up.
"Xuanqing Palace! Is it surnamed Gu? Is it male or female? "I wonder if it could be Gu Changfeng and Gu Wenxiu.
"No, it shouldn't be surnamed Gu, what is his name Fan, or what is extraordinary, I can't remember clearly." Teacher Zhang thought about it and said.
"What? Fan? You mean Van? How could she ,,," I was stunned by Teacher Zhang's words.
"Yes, yes! You know him, the Taoist priest's technique is not bad, but the fee is more expensive, it costs 200 at a time, how much do you say I earn this month! Teacher Zhang muttered.
"You said that all men are men? So, he said he was from Xuanqing Palace? ”
"Yes, he is about thirty years old, he is said to be the personal disciple of the abbot of Xuanqing Palace, and there are still many people looking for him for treatment now, it seems that the cost of this diagnosis and treatment will have to rise!" Teacher Zhang still wanted to try to stand up, but probably because of the excessive pain, he gave up.
"I'm relieved if you say that, I know the people of Xuanqing Palace, the abbot he said doesn't know whether the surname is Gu or not, if it is surnamed Gu, the guy who claims to be a mortal should be my nephew." I directly identified myself, of course, because I wanted these two teachers to value me as a student.
"Really, really? You're not kidding! Teacher Zhang was attracted by my words and seemed to forget the pain for a while.
"Hehe, there's no need to panic, the Gu Changfeng I just told you is the abbot of Xuanqing Palace, he is my senior brother, we are all disciples of the Lingtong Sect of the Quanzhen Sect, it's just that I'm still vulgar." I deliberately lowered my voice to make it even more mysterious.
"What do you say you are doing vulgarly, do that to make more money!" It was Mr. Hou, who was called the "dead monkey".
"Can you still be a little bit promising, what do you have besides money a day?" As long as Mr. Zhang can tolerate the pain, he will fight with Mr. Hou to the end.
"You have everything, but you don't have money, what's the use of no money! You see, you have no money and no one to treat you! Teacher Hou gloated.
"I have a job, I have publicly-funded medical care, and of course someone will treat me if I am sick!" Teacher Zhang became proud.
"Come on, you, the hospital can cure you, why do you want to go to the Taoist priest of Xuanqing Palace! You have a hard mouth, and you have the ability to be tough with me, and you have cured everything! Teacher Hou said so, and it could be seen that he still cared about Teacher Zhang, "Alas, I said what is your name?" ”
"My name is Li Mugen, and my nickname is Dunzi. You can call me Dunzi in the future! I replied.
"It's really as godly as you said, why don't you show me your hand on the spot! Just talk about not practicing fake tricks! Teacher Hou continued.
The students also gathered around one after another, they didn't know me, and when they saw such an ugly person suddenly coming, they hadn't gotten used to it for a while. They saw Teacher Zhang sitting on the ground and didn't know what to do.
"Don't look at me here, you can practice whatever you want, don't let me worry about you!" Teacher Zhang sat on the ground and gave orders.
"Teacher Hou, let's stand on both sides of Teacher Zhang and see if he can get up by himself holding our hands. We'd better not try it and see if he can get up on his own. ”
Teacher Hou did as I said, and Teacher Zhang twisted his body, took the hands of the two of us, stood up with difficulty, and gritted his teeth from time to time.
"You say this, if this position is wrong, it will hurt so much that it can't stand it!" Teacher Zhang began to speak again.
"Teacher Hou, you are standing in front of Teacher Zhang, with your back close to Teacher Zhang.
Teacher Zhang, put your hands on Teacher Hou's shoulders and stabilize yourself so as not to fall.
Later, when I massage Mr. Zhang, Mr. Hou, you have to hold on. Otherwise, the position of this bone will have to be strung together. ”
I said to the two teachers, and they did as well.
"Dead monkey, I'm all up to you this time!" Teacher Zhang made a pun.
"Damn it, it's okay, I'm young!" Teacher Hou didn't forget to squeeze the other party.
"Teacher Zhang, when I press it, you just need to say whether it hurts or not." As he spoke, he began to press gently down from Mr. Zhang's spine.
"Yes, yes, this is it, right here." When I touched the affected area, Mr. Zhang's body shook and leaned Mr. Hou more firmly.
"Hey, how do you have a bag here? Mr. Zhang, do you have pain in your cervical spine? I asked.
"It doesn't hurt! I didn't notice a bag around my neck in the morning! Was it a mosquito bite? Teacher Zhang was a little puzzled.
"I didn't lie to you, I don't believe you touched it with your hand. It's a big bag, how can it not be? ”
At my instigation, Mr. Zhang really freed up one hand and cautiously leaned towards the back of his neck.
I took advantage of this opportunity to use my hands to support Mr. Zhang's waist behind me, but I actually used my two thumbs to push the bone joints of the affected area into place. Then he changed his technique and channeled qi around the affected area.
"No, no, I didn't notice a bag around my neck! Look at me, can't I reach it! Teacher Zhang muttered.
"Hmm. It's no bag, I'm deliberately lying to you! I said lightly.
"You, why are you lying to me, I ,,," Teacher Zhang was so angry that he was not so sharp.
"You can play him, why don't you even play with me! Why, the headmaster asked you to come over. "When Mr. Hou heard me say this, he also felt a little aggrieved by me.
I smiled and stood there without speaking.
"Po Ma Zhang, are you okay, I made him angry, I didn't leave you on purpose!" Mr. Hou felt a little guilty about leaving his home affairs without permission.
"It's okay, it's okay! Dead monkey, we were tricked by this kid, but this kid is a master, definitely a master. Teacher Zhang had a smile on his face.
"Li Mugen, can I leave now?" It seems that Mr. Zhang is still a little worried.
"I'm resetting the bones for you, but this waist weight is being raised, I can't guarantee that you can heal it in one go, I think there should be no problem if you don't move around very vigorously now." I say it responsibly.
"In this way, you don't need to be by my side to protect me, I'm afraid of this step, and I will stretch my waist again as soon as I take a step!" Teacher Zhang was cautious.
"Don't be too nervous. Don't always focus on your waist, be natural, just like you usually walk. I said with a smile.
"Okay, then I'll give it a try!"
Mr. Zhang took a few steps forward as I said, and he didn't believe that he would recover so quickly. Teacher Hou on the side was also shocked when he saw this situation.
"It's really you, why did you cure my waist unconsciously!" Teacher Zhang was still a little incredulous.
"Do I really don't have a bag around my neck?" As he spoke, he touched it again unconfidently.
"Two teachers, I really made up the bag around my neck, I didn't mean to lie to you." As I spoke, I stretched my hands back and did the same movement as Mr. Zhang, "Look, when I stretch my arms back like this, do you see if my spine will stretch a little!" It was at this time that I reset the part of your lumbar deposition, Mr. Zhang. ”
"yes, there's a little bit of truth to what you're saying!" Teacher Hou on the side also imitated it.
"Also, when I say that Mr. Zhang has a big bag around his neck, Mr. Zhang's attention will shift from the part of the waist to the bag that doesn't exist at all. In this way, the muscles and nerves in the lumbar detachment will relax. "I didn't say anything about my own Qi massage.
"That's really a reason! I didn't even react at the time, I thought you kid was playing with us! Teacher Hou suddenly realized.
"What I said! You kid really have two hits! My waist loss problem met you, the miracle doctor, this is really providence!
What a dead monkey, since I can go, then I have to continue to complete the task assigned to me by our principal! ”
Because Mr. Zhang is out of waist, he plans to let Mr. Hou take me to see it in the next two days. Seeing that my waist didn't hurt, and I could still go, I heard that I was the junior brother of the abbot of Xuanqing Palace, of course, I was reluctant to follow others.
"Look at you, broken horses! Did you say that you came over and asked me to take Li Mugener to practice the project? also said that I will admit the money, don't you also rush up when you see the benefits! "Teacher Hou started to stir up trouble again.
"What do you like, go to the pier! You go back to the group with me, and you press me again when you go back!" ”
Teacher Zhang walked in front arrogantly, nodding frequently to the students who came over.
I followed behind with a fake tiger, thinking to myself what kind of fake "fan" was.