33. Three living stones by the Lethe River
"It's not that hard."
"Please make it clear to King Guang."
"It's not difficult to find out the body, but the hard thing is to go somewhere."
King Qin Guang also felt a headache, this place was in the underworld, but it did not belong to his jurisdiction.
"Does Xiaoyou know that there is a Lethe River in the underworld? There is a three-life stone on the side, and the three-life stone records the past and present lives of the creatures of the Three Realms, and even a trace of soul can be seen by you. ”
When Yibai heard it, isn't this the underworld? Lethe River, Nai He Bridge
"Please also ask King Guang to help me borrow a look at the Sansheng Stone."
"Alas! It's not that this king refuses, but that the new Meng Po is very difficult, and it is said that he doesn't even give face to the Emperor of the Five Directions. ”
"Is there a difference between the old and the new in this Meng Po?"
Yibai can't even think about it, this Meng Po is just a type of work, and she is also competing for a job.
"After the last Meng Po was promoted to the rank of Ghost Emperor, she went to the catastrophe. Because of the hard work, no ghost cultivator is willing to do it. ”
"Then what's the difficulty of this new Meng Po?"
Yibai thinks that they are all women, so they should be easier to talk to.
"Meng Po doesn't like beautiful women, and her favorite thing is to provoke people who love each other to hate each other. The Sansheng Stone is by the Nai He Bridge, unless she is asked to leave for a while, she will not take the initiative to let you see it, and she will call the ghost pawn. ”
This? It's a little weird about fetishes, but you have to try it.
"King Guang, I want to enter the underworld, may you help me? As long as it is sent to the Lechuan River, I will arrange the rest. ”
King Qin Guang saw that Yibai was confident, thinking that she had her own ability, and what was the twist of this little guide.
"Okay, what is the matter for the fairy to enter the underworld, I will arrange it."
"Alas, Xiaoyou, then you still have to go to Zhaoyao Mountain?" Yongqing saw that the limelight was taken away by this King Qin Guang, and he was a little unwilling, so he hurriedly asked:
"I'm going, in a month, I remember."
Sending away the three big guys who were eating and drinking, Yibai fell into deep thought, tomorrow night King Guang will come to send her into the underworld and go to Lechuan, it seems that she has to come up with a countermeasure as soon as possible.
Early in the morning of the second day, Yibai asked Qi Ling'er to gather everyone and tell a few people about entering the underworld.
"Miss, why do you want to go, weird."
"Lu Jiao, there is something I want to tell you clearly, it was just a guess before, but tonight I went to the Sansheng Stone to verify, I want you to be mentally prepared."
Yibai ignored Qi Ling'er's complaints, called the passerby, and said earnestly.
"You said you were going to find the lost three spirits for Tong Shu, and it just so happened that we had an ownerless spirit, and I always wondered, is this one of the spirits you are looking for?"
Lu Juan listened to Yibai's conjecture and was bluffed, she had always wanted to use the help of Hu to search for the three spirits of Brother Shu in the Three Realms, but she never thought that she could meet her directly, if it was true, was it destined by God.
"I ...... Never thought about it. ”
"It's too late to think about it. Originally, I was going to find someone to pretend to be a lover tonight to lure Meng Po away, but we are not from the underworld, which will definitely arouse her suspicions, so I decided to let Qi Ling'er pretend to be the mistress of King Qin Guang and make trouble in the underworld, so that we may have a chance to verify. ”
"What?"
It was not Lu Jiao, who was amazed by the six gods and no master, but Qi Ling'er.
She couldn't have imagined that the young lady would ask her to pretend to be a fierce woman to seduce King Qin Guang.
"Oh, didn't you really be a mistress, acting, acting in a book, understand?"
In the end, under Yibai's appeasement, Ling'er agreed, and they also discussed the people who would go to the underworld at night, Yibai, Qi Ling'er, and Lu Jiao.
"Female ...... Immortal! ”
"What's wrong, Yan Yu? But what's the matter? ”
Yan Yu, who had been silent on the side, opened her mouth timidly.
"I also want to go to the underworld, I won't cause trouble for you."
Yan Yu asked Yibai for the first time, how she arranged it in the past, this young man did it.
Of course Yibai agreed, if he wanted to go, he must have a reason to go, and she would not stop him.
Night fell quickly, and King Qin Guang appeared this time, bringing with him Judge Cui, most of the injuries on his body were healed, but his face was a little bruised.
"Xia Guan has seen a fairy."
Look, there are officials who follow suit, and the attitudes of the people below are different.
"Well, ask Yan Yu to bring you a box of stasis removal cream, I have used it, and the effect is good."
Judge Cui thought, he heard it right, this fairy gave him medicine, and this fairy who called King Guang promoted to the rank with a pair of calligraphy was so broad-minded.
"Xie Nuxian cares, and the officials are grateful."
"King Guang, I will be offended tonight, and I will be grateful after the deed."
"The fairy's words are heavy, and it's hard work!"
What could be a better thank-you gift than three days to ascend two levels in a row, but if there is, there is really one, and I will mention it to the fairy after the fact.
The group was taken to the underworld by King Qin Guang, Meng Po just changed into a new dress tonight, ready to be sent yesterday, confirming the handsome posterity of the previous life, I heard that he was an arrogant prince in his previous life.
"Lord Wang, when you get to the concubine, don't be restrained, after looking at the Sansheng Stone for a while, shall we have a drink?"
I have seen a lot of this kind of scene in the previous life of that handsome posterity, and the woman dressed up in fancy clothes came to you, with only one purpose, how could he not know.
I really didn't expect that there would be such an affair in the underworld, and I wanted to capture how many women I won in my previous life, so I will try it again today.
"This ...... I'm afraid it will delay the fairy's errand. ”
"Alas, the prince, there is no one else besides you and me, you are the errand of the concubine."
As she spoke, Meng Po Baihuahua's arm climbed up to the neck of the later life, making the latter shiver, and secretly marveling at the openness of the underworld.
When Yibai and the others arrived at the Lechuan River, they saw Meng Po and a man entangled from a distance, and the two were entangled with each other like snakes, and the scene was so exciting.
Qi Ling'er appeared on the stage......
"What about King Qin Guang's negative man? I told you to hide, if you can't hide from the monk, you can't hide from the temple, if you don't come out again, I will make this underworld turn up to the sky. ”
Just listening to the sound is not lively enough, Ling'er deliberately took out her shovel and smashed it up, as long as she was passing by, there was nothing she couldn't touch.
Yibai saw Ling'er walking towards the Nai He Bridge, and during the process, he also smashed six bowls, a jar and a willow on the side of the road, this lethality is really like a fierce woman.
"King Qin Guang, are you not in the palace of King Guang, just to hide from me? Okay, I'm going to look through the underworld, but I want to see where you can hide, come out! ”
"Ping Pong"
Good fellow, another bronze mirror was broken.
"Hey, hey, where did you come from, where did you come from, so you smashed my bronze mirror of Lethe."
Meng Po, she took the bait!!
"Where did you come from, look at what you are wearing, you are a non-trivial person, say, did you seduce my king Guangwang and tell him not to come to me for half a month?"
Ling'er said that it was not enjoyable, so she poured out her hands and pulled Meng Po's bun, telling her to loosen her hair with her heart.
"Ah...... Wild girl, what are you talking about, who seduced your man, see clearly, I am Meng Po, Meng Po...... Is there a lack of your man! ”
Qi Ling'er's acting skills must be inherited from Yibai, she stopped her movements, looked at Meng Po, and then looked at the man next to her, slowly put down her hand, and before Meng Po was mad, Ling'er howled and cried, and the sound shook the heavens and the earth.
Yibai gave a thumbs up and kept praising her in his heart.
"Alas, alas, what are you howling, this is the Nai He Bridge, not a place for you to go wild, get up and get out."
Meng Po kicked Qi Ling'er, not only did she not kick her away, but she was also hugged by a pair of salty pig hands on her thighs, just like holding Zhang Mazi who took away her Tianbao.
"Mother-in-law, my good mother-in-law, you tell me where that bastard of King Qin Guang is, I'm going to chop him up, and then feed the spirit beast, for him, I'm now all betrayed and homeless!"
The crying followed, not too sooner or too late.
"What, you're a monk?"
"Well, my father didn't agree with me to deal with him, and he had already drawn me out of the family tree, so I had to come to the underworld to find him."
"Black, I didn't expect that this King Qin Guang usually looks upright, but he is also secretly sullen, no wonder he always runs out on weekdays, he originally raised an outer room."
When Meng Po heard about King Qin Guang's bad deeds, her heart blossomed, and she would tease and tease this righteous gentleman in the future.
"The fairy is wrong, if you don't have a family, you don't count as an outer room."
The handsome young man saw that everyone took care of him for a long time, and he also came up to talk.
"Go, go, you know. I said wild girl, you haven't gotten up yet, your snot is rubbing my skirt. ”
Yibai saw that the time was almost up, and King Guang should have arrived, and just as he was thinking, he saw a person dressed as a Confucian over there, who was King Guang.
"Come on, why are you here? Come out with me. ”
After speaking, he went to pull Qi Ling'er on the ground.
"I'm not leaving, if you don't give me an explanation today, I'm ...... I'll go to the Five Ghost Emperors to seek justice, and see how the lords of the ten halls of your underworld play with the feelings of the monks. ”
"You ......"
King Qin Guang didn't know whether he was angry or annoyed, his face was flushed, and he didn't dare to face Qi Ling'er.
When his appearance fell into Meng Po's eyes, he was confirmed.
"Alas, I said King Guang, don't drag it hard, this is a girl, you have to have mercy on the jade."
Qi Ling'er shed tears and nodded silently.
"Meng Po, don't interfere in my affairs, just warn you to guard the bridge well."
"Hmph, you have done such an ugly thing, and you are afraid that people will take care of it, since I have seen it, I will take care of it to the end. Let's go, girl, I'll take you to the Ghost Emperor. ”
Qi Ling'er saw that Meng Po was talking, but she didn't move, she decided to add a fire.
"There is Granny Lao, but I still have him in my heart, I can't bear him to be punished by the Five Ghost Emperors, I ......, I'd better go back obediently."
How can this be, Meng Po hates men and women are righteous the most, and they must be asked to see the true face of love.
"Girl, don't shirk, I am also a woman, I will help you, don't worry, I will ask the Ghost Emperor to make an order to let him marry you."
Throwing down the handsome posterity, Meng Po dragged Qi Ling'er to see the ghost emperor, and King Qin Guang was afraid that things would get out of control, so he chased after him.
Yibai and Yan Yu, who were hiding on the side, saw that a few people were gone, and hurriedly ran to the front of Sanshengshi.