Chapter 305: Registering Identity
"Tell me, why are you looking for us so much?" Li Yan cocked Erlang's legs and lit a cigarette.
Now he is really not afraid, not to mention anything else, just the old man casually twice, that guy didn't even resist, just crawled. Not to mention that the little zombies casually let the containment personnel placed around them fall asleep, which shows that the level of these guys in Guoan is just like that.
So now that the identity has been exposed, there is no problem of hiding and hiding, and if it is really not good, I will fight with them, although it is a little difficult to kill so many guys at once, but it is not enough to beat them up and cripple them, and I can still guarantee the fate of a few outlaws.
"I think you guys might be a little misunderstood." Tian Dali said with a deep face, "The purpose of our visit is just to talk to them, determine your identity and ability, and make a registration." ”
"Oh? Neighborhood committee's? Li Yan laughed mockingly.
"Well, you can say that, so you can say." Tian Dali said, "Our main job is to deal with some special incidents on the one hand, and on the other hand, to maintain the order of the lives of special people, and to ensure that there are no problems in the media. ”
Li Yan nodded, this statement is reasonable.
"At present, our main job is to count the identity information of people from all parties, as long as they can abide by the basic principles, do not abuse spells, do not create vicious incidents, and are willing to cooperate with us to coordinate, we will treat them well." Tian Dali said.
"It's kind of interesting," Li Yan smiled, "but what if I don't promise you these things?" ”
Tian Dali smacked his lips with a tangled face and said: "I still hope that you can cooperate, although I admit that you are indeed very powerful, but after all, there is still no way for individuals to fight against the state apparatus, right?" ”
Li Yan tilted his head, looking seriously considering, but of course Li Yan knew that what he said was not wrong at all, once the state apparatus was launched, I was afraid that it would not be a young man like Tian Dali who would come out, and the other party must have some powerful characters, if one can't come to a bunch, can you really destroy them all?
Besides, even if the people in their Xuanmen can't beat us, but there is an entire administrative system behind them, according to the current level of technology, it is almost impossible to escape and hide!
"Mr. Li, in fact, there is no harm to you in cooperating with us." Tian Dali persuaded again, "Well, let me make an analogy, it's like tonight, when you are in the food factory, are there many people watching and so on?" If you cooperate with us, we will arrange for you to go there as a police officer, then there is no problem...... For example, when you deal with things, if there is a damage or something, we will also help you deal with it......"
The corners of Li Yan's mouth grinned, and he smiled: "Are you responsible for wiping your ass?" ”
"Uh......" Tian Dali nodded with difficulty.
"Yes, that's a good condition." Li Yan said with a smile.
"Then let's register?" Tian Dali hurriedly said.
"Don't worry, you're responsible for sweeping up the aftermath, you can't be unconditional, right? What would you ask us to do if we joined you? Li Yan said with a smile.
Tian vigorously supported his glasses and said: "As a special person, of course, everyone also needs mutual benefit. For example, when other members encounter problems, we will coordinate with everyone to help...... But Mr. Li, please rest assured, we will not let you work in vain, we have an internal point system, if you help others, will give you points, when you need help in the future, you can take points and let us help you contact others to help. For example, things like aftercare require a little bit of points......"
"Hey, you turned out to be an intermediary for a long time!" Li Yan smiled again.
Of course, this is just a joke, Li Yan knows very well that this intermediary does not only recognize money, they have also formulated rules at a large level, only by agreeing with their rules, can you play the intermediary game with them, if you don't agree, then I'm sorry, you can't stay out of the matter and be a lone ranger, there is only one way left for you, and that is to be strangled by them!
Mr. Li laughed. Tian Dali smiled and said, "How is it?" Can I register now? ”
Li Yan swept around the crowd, then nodded and said, "Okay, register!" ”
"Okay!" Tian Dali took out his mobile phone happily and said, "Let's record a video, everyone just needs to say their names and the degree of Taoist cultivation to the camera." ”
"Okay, I'll do it first." Li Yan extinguished the cigarette butt, cleared his throat, and said solemnly at Tian Dali's mobile phone, "My name is Li Yan, what should I cultivate?" But I'm only in my twenties, not an old demon in my hundreds...... It's your turn......"
Li Yan motioned to Tian Dali to record the little zombie.
The little zombie looked reluctant, good guy, he is a dignified city god, although he was usurped, but the bad buddy also has an identity, but now he is being videotaped like this by a little human, it's too embarrassing!
However, looking at Li Yan's eyes, the little zombie could only deal with it reluctantly: "My name is Jiang Boyuan, and I have a thousand ...... I can't remember, it's more than a thousand. ”
"Uh......" Tian Dali was so frightened that he shouted, what is the concept of more than a thousand years? Not to mention that he hadn't seen it, but there weren't many incidents in their entire bureau that had encountered an existence of this level.
"Next." Li Yan shouted.
"I'll come, I'll come." The old man shouted, but he didn't show up and said, "I have forgotten what my name is, anyway, some people call me old man, and some people call me old-fashioned, I am just a little working land master." Well, the way has it been, for hundreds of years? Less than a thousand years anyway......"
Poor Tian Dali only heard the voice, the mobile phone couldn't shine on people at all, I wanted to ask the old man if he could show up, but when he heard that this was another thousand-year-old demon, he couldn't help but hold back the words.
"Next, Xiaoya." Li Yan shouted.
Liu Xiaoya said expressionlessly into her mobile phone: "Liu Xiaoya, she just died less than half a year. ”
Li Yan understood that Liu Xiaoya was deliberately hiding it, so he turned to Tian Dali and asked, "What about the two of them?" They are all ordinary people, without mana. ”
"Well, let's register too, after all, they know the inside story." Tian Dali said, and recorded it to the two of them again, but there was no need to report it or anything.
"That's it, right?" Li Yan said.
"And me!" A female voice came, but saw the little fox who had been lying next to Liu Xiaoya stand up, and the person stood up and shouted: "My name is Chu Chu, and I have been on the road for three thousand years." Is it recorded? ”
Poor Tian Dali was dumbfounded again, if it weren't for the pressure of the glasses, I was afraid that my eyes would fall off......