Chapter 51, The Problem of the Ages

"Why? Isn't Sister Jiaojiao's big knife the only one she can use, and why did she lend it to Sister Yin? No, I'm going to do it too. After saying that, Ou Zizhou disappeared in front of the two of them.

"Husband," Yu Jiangyue took a fancy to the small book in Youluo's hand, and called Youluo a crooked husband.

Yan Jiangyue rarely took the initiative to call him husband, as soon as he called like this, he felt scared, what kind of moth was he planning to make?

"What's the matter, ma'am?"

"Actually, there is nothing like that, the Yin family just wants to see the small book in the husband's hand." Yu Jiangyue hugged Youluo's arm and said in a snort.

"Okay, kiss me for you."

Is this a common problem with male pig's feet in novels? Love all this?

"Don't think that you can be so arrogant if you are a male pig's foot, isn't it just a kiss, who is afraid of whom!"

Yu Jiangyue slowly approached Youluo, her pink little face and big eyes could make Youluo stunned.

Not to mention that it looks like a dog so closely, these deep eyes, these thick eyelashes, this high nose bridge, this ruddy thin lips, this has to seduce thousands of girls to commit crimes, but unfortunately I'm not a girl, I'm an old baby.

Yu Jiangyue took advantage of the wandering to immerse herself in her beauty, and dodged the small book in his hand.

"Ah, why did it suddenly come into my hands!" Yan Jiangyue deliberately took the small notebook and dangled twice in front of Youluo, with a proud face.

"Hey!" You Luo sighed, and lost his wife and discounted the book.

Yan Jiangyue looked at the small notebook and laughed, what did she remember about this? Trivial things are recorded, how small the regent's heart is.

Yan Jiangyue looked through half of it and finally saw her crime, the first one was to tear down the door panel on the wedding night, the second one was eavesdropping on secrets, and the third one ran away from home...... The king of poison went down the mountain privately...... Half of a small book is written about her, and Yan Jiangyue is mood is very complicated now.

"As the saying goes, the prime minister can hold a boat in his belly, and His Royal Highness the Prince Regent dares to ask if your belly can hold a grain of rice? You keep other people's accounts, why do you keep me in the book, and remember so much, do you think of me as your wife? ”

Yan Jiangyue clenched the small notebook tightly, eager to squeeze it into slag.

"With so many records, are you going to settle accounts with me?" Yan Jiangyue threw the small notebook on the bookcase, and gently grabbed Youluo's neck with both hands, pretending to be angry and wanted to strangle him.

You Luo hugged Yu Jiangyue tightly, and Yu Jiangyue naturally sat on You Luo's lap, "Of course," after speaking, he smiled evilly at the standard of the domineering president Wen Li, "It's just that I haven't figured out how to pay you back." ”

"Despicable!" Yan Jiangyue gritted her teeth and said, and stretched out her claws to knead Youluo's white and tender face, the force was like not giving up without kneading Youluo's facial features.

It is too much for a man's skin to be so good that I didn't have a chance to use skin care products after coming to Jiulan Country, and my skin was rough.

"Madame, is it enough to be angry?"

"No, you've broken my heart, do you think that's it? What skincare products did you use? You don't tell me, are you afraid that I will be more beautiful than you? ”

Yan Jiangyue really couldn't understand some strange words, and now he not only felt that his face was not his, but also felt that his head was about to strike.

"Skincare? What is skincare? If the lady likes this, the king will definitely find it for the lady. ”

Waiting for this sentence, then I'm not welcome, Yan Jiangyue is finally willing to let go of her claws.

"Skin care products are things that keep your youthful face forever, you have promised me, prince, and you are not allowed to regret it."

You Luo smiled and hummed softly, and it felt so good to get his face back.

"Lord Wang, it's time for lunch," Dian Yu pushed the door in, and when he saw the posture of the two, he blushed more than half of his face, and quickly turned around and stumbled away.

As soon as he went out, the two of them heard a sound like something falling to the ground, followed by a wail that Dian Yu deliberately lowered the volume.

Yan Jiangyue finally realized the embarrassment of the posture of the two, and her face turned red, and the little hammer hammered down to Youluo's chest, "Are your people so rude?" Come in and don't knock? ”

"They have always been like this, they have been with me for thousands of years and have nothing to hide, and there are no other women in the palace except you, and there will be no such situation, now with you, I will have a long memory."

"How do I feel that what you say is not credible, you are five thousand years old, how can I be the only woman? Are the others too short to die? ”

It was hard for Yan Jiangyue to believe that there would be no other women if she was a prince who was so old, and she had seen the ability to attract women in Manhualou that day.

"It's because the life of ordinary people is too short, my mother doesn't allow me to marry an ordinary woman, and the mother concubine of a fairy cultivator also has to look at her background, there are few women of the right age, and there are very few people with good backgrounds."

"The day the Yin family's concubine was born, the mother concubine was very happy, and she was engaged on the same day, and after Yin Jiaojiao was a thousand years old, the mother concubine tried her best to let us get married, but because of all kinds of wishes, it dragged on for two thousand years, and finally reached the wedding date, but the bride was changed halfway, which really scared the mother concubine to three days without a grain of rice."

Yan Jiangyue listened to Youluo's description and suddenly felt that this mother-in-law was not easy to deal with, and if they met, it would definitely be a vicious battle between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Although it was an accident for Yu Jiangyue and You Luo to get married, You Luo felt uncomfortable when she said it, as if she was the third party who intervened.

"Lord Wang, if the person you marry is not me, Senior Sister Yin, will you treat her like me? Or even better for her? ”

"No, I didn't meet the person I liked, it doesn't matter to me who marries me, if I marry Yin Jiaojiao, it's just one more person in the palace."

"It wasn't until I met you that I knew that there was such a lovely woman in the world, and I didn't know what I wanted, so I would desperately look for you after you left."

Yan Jiangyue got the answer she wanted, smiled like a flower, and You Luo couldn't help but poke her dimples again.

"Will the concubine hate me?"

"She really doesn't like you now, and she wouldn't be if she saw you in person, after all, such a cute little gluttonous cat is very pleasing."

"That last question might be a little harder."

Yan Jiangyue didn't want to put pressure on Youluo, after all, such an eternal problem was really annoying, but she just wanted to know the answer, and she just wanted to ask to death.

"If my mother and I can't swim and fall into the water at the same time, you can only save one, who will you save?"

Sure enough, just as Yan Jiangyue thought, as soon as the question came out, he fell into contemplation.

"This problem is a bit difficult, with my ability to save two people who fell into the water, it is more than enough, and it is not a problem to save two hundred."

It was the first time to hear such an answer, and Yu Jiangyue was successfully amused by Youluo, feeling that the eternal problem was nothing more than that.