An hour later.

Mu Yun looked at the two-meter-tall black-brown box in front of him, and couldn't help but doubt his life.

When the four big men lifted it up the stairs, his eyes widened to make sure he was not mistaken.

That's right, this is exactly a coffin.

Teacher Song patted and touched the big black box, and then said with satisfaction: "The stock of the coffin store in the west of the city is good, and the speed of door-to-door delivery is quite fast." ”

"You put this...... What are you doing when you get it to my house?" Mu Yun asked, his voice trembling.

"The best way to sneak into a funeral parlor is, of course, to hold a funeral!" replied Teacher Song, smiling evilly.

Mu Yun's jaw was about to fall.

Are you serious???

"I see, it's really a genius idea!" Qu Ruolan actually nodded in agreement.

Genius, you're big, you're obviously a madman's idea!

Teacher Song raised his nose and crossed his waist: "Yes, this method, the enemy will definitely not think of it." That way we can preempt him and catch him off guard!"

Of course, the enemy can't think of it!

After all, not everyone can have a crazy brain circuit like you!

"Then the question is, which of us will play the dead man?" Qu Ruolan asked.

"Don't look at me! I won't do anything if I am killed! It is useless to smell so good!" Mu Yun shook his head like a rattle.

"Of course it's not you. ”

Mu Yun felt that Teacher Song was finally a person this time, only to hear him say again: "Among the three of us, it is more appropriate for Ruolan to come." Because the online post says that strange noises can be heard in the middle of the night, and if you pretend to be a dead person and sneak into the soul-stopping room, you can investigate there and find out who the troublemaker is. ”

"I understand," Qu Ruolan nodded, without shirking, "Don't worry, I'll breathe out the Nafa." Able to reduce breathing and heartbeat to the level of a dead man. ”

"What a reliable teammate!"

Teacher Song said with satisfaction, walked to the coffin, and opened the lid.

Mu Yun looked inside and found a strange robe inside.

"Damn, that's what you're talking about?"

Mu Yun was taken aback.

I'm taking off my TM pants, so you're going to show me this!?

"Yes, is the scale big?" said Teacher Song with a wicked smile.

Big fart!

I'm afraid you have any misunderstanding about the large scale, this is obviously a heavy taste, okay!

It's still the kind that has never been seen before or since!

Mu Yun's mentality collapsed, and he felt a wave of nausea, and involuntarily took a step back.

"Ruolan, you come and see if it fits. ”

Wouldn't you?

Mu Yun thought to himself.

And looking at Qu Ruolan's frowning appearance, it was obvious that he also had a trace of resistance to this matter in his heart.

However, he soon overcame the discomfort in his heart, and Qu Ruolan took a few steps forward.

When Qu Ruolan began to slowly unbutton the buttons on her body, Mu Yun, who had already retreated to the door of the living room, couldn't help but come back.

Mu Yun couldn't help but be curious, what is the figure of this man with a beautiful fairy-like appearance?

Even he still had a trace of luck in his heart, is Qu Ruolan really a man? Could it be that after taking off his clothes, there will be a large number of indescribables......

Oh my God, it's so exciting just thinking about it!

Could it be that this is the legendary ...... Witness a moment of miracle!?

Soon, Qu Ruolan's shirt fell off, and his entire upper body was exposed to the air. With just the right muscles and a perfect streamlined body, I didn't expect it to be such a good boy body that has been exercised for a long time.

However, with his feminine face, it didn't look abrupt, but it added a bit of masculinity to him.

Mu Yun's eyes were straight.

It was only after a while that he remembered to wipe the saliva that had flowed to the corners of his mouth.

Why can a man take off his clothes so amorous!?

Also, why do you only take off your upper body and not your lower body?

Are you deliberately whetting the audience's appetite?

Qu Ruolan put on her shroud, frowned and said, "...... It seems a bit short. ”

"Well, it's a little shorter, after all, it's not custom-made. Teacher Song touched his chin, "But it's okay, you can make do with it, you only wear it for one day anyway." Without further ado, let's start applying makeup!"

"Makeup?" Mu Yun swallowed, "......Are you talking about makeup?"

"That's right, it's funeral makeup. Teacher Song nodded, "Ruolan, will you turn in?" I'll see if I can search for some pictures for you?"

"It's okay, I probably will. Qu Ruolan said.

No, how can you even do this, big guy?!

What kind of mess are you ordering?

"Hand me my backpack. ”

Mu Yun obediently did so.

Qu Ruolan took out the mirror and makeup case from her backpack, and then began to apply powder to her face.

Look at his skillful makeup movements, and he is easy to use all kinds of cosmetics.

Mu Yuncai remembered that Qu Ruolan was a Peking Opera actor, and she had put on makeup countless times since she was a child.

Teacher Song pushed Mu Yun: "Don't patronize it, hone your acting skills now, we want to play the relatives of the deceased, don't show your feet later." ”

Mu Yun was stunned: "I've never acted, and as soon as I came up, I was given such a difficult role?"

"Who said you haven't acted, life is a live broadcast without rehearsal, everyone is born to play!"

Teacher Song handed the phone to Mu Yun, "Hurry up and find some TV dramas to learn, and then it will be up to you to play on the spot." ”

In less than a moment, a feminine and beautiful face appeared in front of the two, and the person in front of them could only be described as beautiful.

Mu Yun held his breath.

Even Teacher Song gasped.

Due to the use of a large amount of white foundation and concealer, the only lip was also wiped off with a thick layer of lipstick, so Qu Ruolan could not see a trace of blood on her entire face.

In addition, the visual impact of the set of shroud on his body was too strong, which really gave Mu Yun the illusion that he was looking at a dead man!

As long as you lie down in the coffin, you will definitely be able to confuse the real with the fake.

No, if a tomb robber comes to open the coffin, I'm afraid they will think that they have seen the vampire queen!

"Alright, everything is ready, let's go. ”

So, Qu Ruolan lay down in the coffin.

Although he knew how to breathe, he still left a few ventilation holes in the coffin in advance, so that he would not be suffocated to death in an accident when the time came.

Teacher Song closed the lid and beckoned the four big men upstairs.

Together with the six people of Mu Yun, it took a lot of effort to carry the coffin down and load it into a truck.

At this time, if you ask Mu Yun what to take on the road, passers-by have the highest rate of turning back.

Then Mu Yun will definitely answer you without hesitation: coffin!

In the community where people come and go, wherever Muyun passes by, the surrounding passers-by will tacitly avoid it.

Several uncles and aunts also stopped, and before Mu Yun could go far, they began to point at him.

“...... Whose family did this die?"

"Hey, why does that young man look familiar?"

"I remember, isn't he the grandson of the old man at the breakfast shop, Mu Yun?"

“...... So the old man is gone? I just went to his store yesterday for breakfast, and he's still alive and well?"

"Alas, don't say it, this tomorrow and accidents, I really don't know which one will come first!"

.........

Mu Yun listened silently, already in tears.

Thousands of calculations, I never expected that I missed a step-

Why didn't you remember to cover your face before you went out?

What kind of iniquity have I done?

Seeing this, the eldest brother who was carrying the weight next to him thought that he was so heartbroken after the death of his relatives. He couldn't bear it, and whispered to persuade: "Little brother, people can't be resurrected after death, and please mourn and change." ”

Hearing this, Mu Yun cried even more sadly.