Like a prawn swirling in boiling water, Hongxian has a fairy body and crane bones are red, and at this moment, Hongxian is immersed in the rock spring with Feng Meng and Uncle Jue. The three masters and apprentices wore antique swimming trunks and swim caps, closed their eyes slightly, surrounded the molten eyes of the rock spring, slowly rotated, and their limbs greedily absorbed the energy in the boiling spring, repeatedly refining the acupoints of the ten directions, and maintaining the Huihai.

"Whoa!" the sound came, and the three of them poked their heads out of the rock spring and took a deep breath of air.

"Haha!" Hongxian stretched his waist, feeling comfortable all over his body, thinking that Chen Che's method was really good.

It turns out that Chen Che once said: the air is not empty, the water depth is not real, people and animals are under thousands of miles of air pressure, and fish and shrimp are subjected to the pressure of deep river water.

According to Chen Che, once the air in the sky disappears, and people lose the pressure outside the body, the internal pressure will inevitably be unscrupulous, the viscera will be shattered instantly, and the blood will burst out of sweat holes.

Although I heard Chen Che say that someone threw pigs and sheep into a place called space, there was no air there, and the pigs and sheep directly blew themselves up. Chen Che was very serious when he said this, and he looked reasonable, which made several old men stunned.

Later, the first immortal and four governors of Zhefang began to change their cultivation strategy, and tried the cultivation methods in various media, not to mention, the effect was very good, and everyone was so happy that they threw the affairs of Fang Nei to Shang Rui, the female disciple to Dai Liangyue, and all kinds of problems, as a matter of course, to Chen Che.

Old man, look at me, I look at you, laughed together, and became more satisfied with Chen Che, this kid.

In particular, Hongxian, through the refining of the rock spring, the impurities in the meridians have been greatly reduced, and the aging has been successfully slowed down.

Now, although Chen Che is not in the party, but through Hai Dongqing's book, there is no delay in solving the problem, this is okay, no matter how far the stinky boy runs, he will come back sooner or later, and it is nothing to do with more beating.

"Absolute three, rub the back of the teacher!"

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"Absolute three, rub the back of the teacher!"

"Oh my God, it's a dark crossbow again!!!" In the mountains and forests of two hundred miles inside the Yumen Pass, the grizzled and bitter little gentleman was attacked again, and the group of three people had already lost their horses, their clothes were ragged, and they were embarrassed, no different from the low-level disciples of the Beggar Gang.

Chen Che couldn't smile bitterly, he just broke into a back house, and he didn't make any substantive mistakes, as for chasing and killing so hard, he was still a dignified winged king, what a fucking cautious eye!

After a burst of killing, the three of them broke through separately, and it took three days to finally get together in Bitang County.

Found the official post, changed into new clothes, took a hot bath, the three of them walked out of the official post and came to the streets of the county seat, Long Xiaoyu was in a good mood, twisted Fang Bi's arm, and said dissatisfiedly: "It's in your hometown, do you want to have a guest?"

Chen Che didn't hear clearly, and asked leisurely: "Whose hometown?"

"Black fool, this is Da Hei's hometown, it's not bad!" Long Xiaoyu looked left and right, like a sika deer escaping from the mountains.

"What? hehe..."Chen Che had an unexpected idea, this was actually Fang Bi's hometown, "Old Fang, old Fang, you even hide this from me, what is your intention?"

Fang Bi's cheeks were much thicker than before, and he replied disapprerovantly: "Little sir, where are you talking about this? I am from Yumen County, where did I hide it from you?"

"Then how did I not know?"

Fang Bi thought of an idea, so he decided to return it to his body in the way of others: "Hehe... Do you know which of my ten toes is diagonally long?"

"What do you mean? How do I know?" Chen Che didn't know, thinking that Fang Bi had started to change the topic again.

"Yes, sir, don't ask, do I have to tell him which toe I have slashed?"

Chen Che didn't have this spare time, and didn't want to listen to his nonsense anymore: "Don't talk nonsense, explain that you are hiding your origin!"

"Sir, don't ask, do I also want to tell Mr. where I am?" Fang Bi said this, the same tone as before.

"You, you!" Chen Che choked, he didn't expect Fang Bi to suddenly have his brain today.

"Hehe..." Fang Bi grinned, the class got an axe, and it was successful, this thing is so cool, it can make the little gentleman deflated, and this matter can make him blow for a year.

Long Xiaoyu was displeased when he saw that Chen Che had suffered a loss, and immediately opened his mouth to ask Fang Bi: "Lord County Lieutenant, do you still have something to hide from Mr.?"

Fang Bi was stunned, it had been many years since he became a county lieutenant, but when he heard Long Xiaoyu's sarcastic tone, he immediately went back: "Yu Daxian'er, are you uncomfortable if you don't make trouble for a day?"

"Hmph! I love to say it!" Long Xiaoyu pouted, but didn't say anything more.

"If you don't talk about it, there's nothing to be ashamed of?"

Chen Che's eyes blinked, and he motioned for him to speak in detail.

"It's really nothing, I just worked as a petty official in Bitang County, Yumen County for a few years, I was too young at that time, and I honestly did official work and ate imperial food, so I had nothing to say. ”

"Don't want to say it?" Chen Che felt that now was not the time to thoroughly investigate Fang Bi's identity, so he had to take a step forward, "Why don't you do it, just say this one, can you?"

"Deal!" Seeing Chen Che take a step back, Fang Bi cleared his throat, ready to explain how he lost the official, and this matter is over.

"As the county magistrate of Bitang County, my old Bi Wu is not... The old party has been working hard..."

"How did you become Lao Bi?"

"Oh no, no... Slip of the tongue, sir, don't care about these details, listen to me!"

"Okay, you say. ”

Under Long Xiaoyu's constant interjection, Fang Bi's experience of losing his official position slowly surfaced, and the process of this matter was indeed a bit puzzling.

Bitang County is located in the place of Sitong, there are many businessmen, the county lord Cao Wuxian attaches great importance to the commercial development of the county, likes to help the wealthy businessmen, he often calls the official businessman a family, work together to improve the county's taxes.

One day, on the Xiangfu Teahouse in the east of the county, a little girl who told a storytelling and rolled her name suddenly fell on the stage.

The county lieutenant Fang, a good young man who respects the leader and is down-to-earth and capable, was the first to run back to the county office and reported the matter to the county magistrate who was sitting in the lobby.

As soon as Cao County's order, who loves the people like a son and hangs high in the mirror, heard this, he immediately went down to the court, and Fang Bi hurriedly brought the county commander's favorite green cow, and said respectfully: "Your Excellency!

In order to show that the official is frugal and simple, Cao County ordered people to put away the eight sedan chairs, bought a green ox out of their own pockets, and often rode it to swagger through the city, and the image of being close to the people was erected at once.

Fang Bi followed this cow is a trot, and soon came to the Xiangfu Teahouse, Cao County Ling took a look, the little girl's face was white-eyed, and her breath was completely gone, and after a sigh and lamentation, it made people covered with a white cloth, and said on the spot that they would return to the government to convene the county's benevolent merchants to raise donations for the little girl's family, so as to slightly reduce the grief of her family.

Riding on the green ox, Lord Cao went away, Fang Bi trotted all the way and rushed to the house of the president of the Chamber of Commerce to inform.

Back at the county office, Lord Cao was sweating profusely in the winter, only to see him take off his official hat with one hand, wipe a handful of sweat, and say to the president of the Chamber of Commerce and others who followed: "Great, finally there is a big event that affects human life!

"Yes, yes, Lord Cao is too wise, he summoned us as soon as possible, we must grasp this business opportunity!" The president of the Chamber of Commerce clapped his hands happily, as if a large number of yellow and white were flying towards him.

Cao Wuxian smiled, pretending to be modest and said: "Where is it, I just provide you with a place, what to do next, it depends on your ability!"

As a result, those who sell peace coupons (similar to insurance) began to distribute advertisements, throwing out a question of conscience: The little storyteller girl died in the teahouse, and she had no money to take care of the aftermath.

Selling health medicines everywhere, crying bitterly, regretting the death of the little storyteller, if she had already eaten health medicines, why did she suddenly have an emergency and passed away at a young age?

The merchants selling health food were even more unwilling, and successively dispatched nearly 100 men to post everywhere, expressing their deep regret over the death of the storyteller, and learning from the pain, hoping that everyone would come and buy health food as soon as possible to avoid the recurrence of the tragedy.

The feng shui industry jointly said that the death of the storyteller girl was related to the feng shui of her ancestral grave, and they had persuaded the little girl to change the location of the ancestral grave many times before......

The furniture dealers swore that the death of the storyteller girl was definitely caused by the lack of their natural materials in the decoration of the home......

......

Half a day's effort, all kinds of propaganda advertisements flew all over the streets and alleys of Bitang, the place where the storyteller girl died suddenly, happened to be a public place, and there were a lot of people who saw it, and the merchants took advantage of this death incident to successfully create a psychological panic for people.

The propaganda offensive is very aggressive, all kinds of offers are very sultry, more and more people believe the words of the business, not for their own sake, but also for the sake of their families, just like that, people have put their hands into their money bags, ready to start joining the big rush to buy movement.

"Ahem!" the little storyteller lifted the white cloth, jumped off the plank, grabbed the tea on the table, and drank a few big sips.

"Goo!" the little girl swallowed the last sip of tea, only to find that a group of people were staring at him.

Faced with the same scene of defrauding corpses, the guys and girls who were sent by various businesses to do charity did not scream, did not be afraid, but all of them sank, their eyes were white, and some could not stand.

"What's going on with my family's business?"

"I've spent a lot of money on publicity, and you're alive again, what are you kidding!"

"This is too troublesome, as soon as you live, my boss is not in a hurry to go crazy!"

"I can come back to life like this, what can I do with my family's myocardial infarction prophylaxis!"

Only the storyteller lady has tears in her eyes, the little girl is the girl she picked up, she can come back from the dead, the aunt is very happy, regardless of everyone's complaints, immediately hugged it into her arms, crying mountain sound, the heart of the flesh lost and recovered, she cried with joy.

The plot twist made it too late for people to pick up their chins, and the news that the storyteller girl was not dead soon flew all over the city, and the event sites of major promotional goods immediately exploded.