"Boss, that fool who shouts and screams, if you kill it, you will kill it, but the little lady who bows her head and is silent... Hehe's too annoying, tsk..."

"Look at your filthy appearance, look there, and hold up your flag!"

"Hey, I said, boss, you are a full man, you don't know that a hungry man is hungry, why do you say that you will report it? You can't secretly give it to my brother and me as a daughter-in-law!"

"Little jar, don't dream of gnawing pig's trotters - think about good things, you have forgotten the rules of the Emperor of the Cliff for a long time, you also want the woman from Dichuan, be careful of your little life!"

As soon as the little minion who was about to burst into fire heard the word "emperor", he shuddered excitedly, straightened up and said no more.

Chen Chewei turned to one side, a small puddle next to him flashed with a faint light wave, vaguely reflecting the girl who was tied behind him, but he didn't expect the actress's appearance to be so high that it was off the charts, in the black puddle, the pink nose was upturned, the jade lips were lightly pursed, and the big eyes overflowing with tears were looking at her long legs in distraction......

"Cut, acting so hard, I really think I'm the number one female!" Chen Che thought evilly, but, thinking about it the other way, "It's so beautiful, I don't know how many levels are more beautiful than Bingbing Zhiling, and it must be a matter of minutes to become popular, it's better to make a friend now, multiple friends and multiple roads!"

"Hey, hey, that, may I ask the beauty..."As soon as Chen Che's words of making friends came out, the voice of the beautiful woman behind him also came at the same time.

"Chen Che, oh no... Your true soul is no longer Chen Che, but I still want you to live... Don't mess around, I'll find a way to escape when I'm back. Mu Ying paused suddenly, and did not continue, she wanted the people behind her to temporarily use Chen Che's body, she firmly believed that as long as there was a glimmer of life, Chen Che would have the day to return to his soul.

Chen Che was stunned for a moment, kicked his legs, and glanced around the "extras", but didn't find Liu Tian and Dongyang, could it be that he drank too much, why can't he remember whether the crew sent a script at all, whatever, it's all an improvisational play.

"Ahem..."Chen Che cleared his throat, and played a little exaggerated "improvisation", "Lady, don't worry, Xianggong will definitely find a way to save you out!"

"Lady, Xianggong?" Mu Yingqiao's face turned red, and she muttered in her mouth, the deer in her heart bumped into each other, secretly thinking about where Chen Che learned this frivolous words, but after thinking about it again, she suddenly remembered that the one who supported this body was no longer Chen Che's true soul, Mu Ying's face turned angry, and she couldn't help but open her mouth and scolded: "Okay, you are a disciple, in vain for my family Chen Che believes in you so much, you are actually - hum!"

"Lady, don't scold me, the children in the family should be hungry, let's find a way to escape." Chen Che is talking nonsense, no matter what kind of drama it is.

"Evil, evil, evil!" Suddenly, the shouts around him rose a few notches, and the "extras" in the north moved in a flurry, and a gap flashed in the middle, and an old man in gray walked over.

"Da Dongliang! Today I hunted in the west of the cliff, and I found two people who fell into the cliff of my long hatred, and they got this sacrifice, do they want to sacrifice blood to the cliff god, or is it a familiar sacrifice?

The gray-clothed old man slowly sat down on the stone chair on the high platform, and his cold and deep eyes looked at "Chen Che", who was "teasing" the beautiful woman.

A trace of discomfort swept through his heart, Chen Che involuntarily met the sight of the gray-clothed old man, the bitterness in the five was surging, and some inexplicable airflow was blocked in his throat, Chen Che had no choice but to open his mouth and eagerly breathe in the fresh air.

"Infinite Cliff God, please enjoy the soul, bless my cliff people, and strengthen my race!" Dadong Liang Bao Mian said something in his mouth, stretched out his withered white hands, and a long snake-like black mist slowly surrounded Chen Che and Mu Ying.

"Wow! The post-production special effects have been changed to live production, which is too..."Chen Che, who was physically and mentally weak, was a little in a trance, and his previous opinion was no longer so certain, "Is this really a special effect? What props can be used to make this kind of black fog?"

In a daze, Chen Che slapped himself weakly, could it be that he had crossed over? Now, he had to wake up.

It turned out that he was no longer Chen Che and no longer the president of the student union. Chen Che? If he doesn't accept this new identity, is there any other choice?" "That's it, I'll call Chen Che in the future!" Chen Che had mixed feelings in his heart, and decided to be "Chen Che" after the crossing.

The black fog looped faster and faster, and became tighter and tighter.

"Fucking crossing!"

With the roar of fake Chen Che, the stone monument behind the two of them "swished" into the sky, and the blue light flashed, and it exploded into a string of Junying grass, faint and small flowers, blooming in the night.

"Ahh

In front of the terrifying black fog, the two struggled wildly, and Mu Ying, who couldn't avoid it, helplessly hid by the side of the fake Chen Che.

"Oh, mom, what the hell? beauty, I crossed over to you, why is this treatment, good cups!" fake Chen Che stopped Mu Ying's * with one hand, pushed the black mist hard, and seriously acted as a flower messenger, "It's not fair......! Ahh It hurts!"

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Emperor Sichuan Imperial Capital Tang Imperial Palace

The rain is sprinkled lightly, the pavilion paved with orange stone and white jade is cleaned and beautiful, and the huge hall of the Guanggong is reflected from far and near, as if it was painted in the rain curtain by the ingenious Danqing hand.

"Boom, boom, boom..."

In the middle of the hall, a white-bearded old man grabbed two large cymbals in his hands, and while walking, the sound of the clatter flew out of the sky, and it was not difficult to hear that the cymbals held by the old man were extraordinary.

"Where are the people?" the white-bearded old man walked through the crowd who were covering his ears and avoiding sounds, and walked straight to the big case office in the hall.

"Little cubs, don't be stunned, Shimin is out of the customs, bring him to see me!"

"Obey the emperor's orders!" the emperors responded, and rushed out of the door to find Li Shimin.

Before Li Shimin arrived, a vigorous and powerful voice came in first.

"Old Yuantou, Lao Yuantou! Something big is happening, come out quickly, and go to the Qin Imperial Palace with my brother!"

An old man with a red face and a thin body and an untidy imperial robe stepped into the gate in three or two steps, standing on the white jade bridge in front of the hall and shouting.

"Haha... Haha!" Li Yuan was first shocked and then delighted, trotted, stood outside the door of the main hall, pressed his waist and abdomen, looked at the old guy on the jade bridge in the distance, and laughed, and there was a heroic energy of revenge in the laughter.

"Old Bang Tou, do you know that you are wrong, and you run to lead the beating?"

"Oh, our brothers..."

"Hmph! Don't you just rely on your great-grandson to be the emperor? Today I will tell you the truth, my good son has also become a king, hahaha!" Li Yuan patted his chest excitedly.

"What?" Liu Bang was also surprised and then delighted, "Yes, yes, the people of the world are very competitive! Go back and drink again to celebrate, there is one thing today..."

"Hey, hey, it's useless to talk less, say, who won the checkers the day before yesterday?"

Li Yuan has been angry about checkers for two days, it turned out that Liu Bang and Li Yuan were playing checkers the day before yesterday, and Li Yuan's red jade beads were about to occupy Liu Bang's position, but Liu Bang suddenly stared straight behind Li Yuan, and shouted: "Jiancheng is finally back!" Li Yuan hurriedly looked back to see where there was the shadow of his eldest son Li Jiancheng, and immediately turned around, and found that Liu Bang's white pearl was only one step left to win.

"You're still such a fucking scoundrel!"

"Which of you saw me playing a scoundrel?"

So, the two of them quarreled first, and then quarreled, and finally fought, and the bricks and walls of the two who were both at the level of emperor immortals were cracked, and the sand and stones exploded indiscriminately, which frightened the rats, monkeys, birds, cats and other emperor spirit clans to flee from the nest.

The result of the brawl between the two emperors and immortals was: Liu Bang made half a move and scratched Li Yuan's ear, Li Yuan was angry and wanted to cry without tears, gritted his teeth and said angrily: "When I call my son Shimin, I will teach you to look good!"

"Hehe, Li Shimin, is it my great-grandson Liu Che's opponent! Haha, hurry up, it just so happens that my great-grandson's hands are itchy!"

"You, you..." Li Yuan choked, tears rolled in his eyes, but he couldn't say a word, so he had to cover his ears and leave.

Because of this Liangzi, Li Yuan saw the enemy today, and he couldn't wait to pull Liu Bang's tendons, so he immediately rolled up his sleeves while talking, and he was going to fight when he went up.

"Alas... Old Yuantou, I really have a big event, the old Qin Emperor summoned..."

"Look at the move!" Li Yuan struck a small thunderbolt, and the lightning slashed Liu Bang.

"Ugh... Mother!" Liu Bang swung his waist and dodged Xiao Tianlei.

"Where to escape?" The more Li Yuan thought about it, the more angry he became, and under his anger, he flew around his palms and gathered his energy to become a dragon!

"Why are you holding such a grudge, it's really urgent..."

"Eight Heavenly Dragons - Out!" Li Yuan actually directly released a big move!

Liu Bang was in a hurry, he was not ready to fight, he saw that the momentum was not right, and he staggered back, but Li Yuan's big move had already been issued, and it was coming in an instant, Liu Bang gathered his strength into a wall, but the effect was definitely very small, and under this move, serious injuries were inevitable.

The moment when the eight yellow dragons roared towards Liu Bang from all directions, Li Yuan was a little scared, but the big move had already been made, and Li Yuan regretted it too late, so he fell backwards in shock and sat on the ground.

Liu Bang, whose face was like gold paper, had just gathered the three-layer Yanhan red shield in a hurry, and the eight dragons had already arrived in front of him, and golden light, hurricanes, loud noises, and sharp blades were mixed with the power to destroy the city.

The wind stopped, the world was quiet, and everyone opened their eyes to see Liu Bang spinning like a spinning top.

"Shimin has seen the Han Emperor!" Li Shimin stood behind Liu Bang with a long crown of purple clothes and long black hair, with a calm complexion, bowed slightly, and saluted.

Liu Bang's cheeks were twisted, his hands were on his shoulders, his face was painful, and he ignored Li Shimin, until after a while, Liu Bang felt cool and cool, and there was no pain in his body, so he opened his eyes, "Mother-" let out a long sigh of relief.

It turned out that at the last moment when the eight heavenly dragons were about to devour Liu Bang, Li Shimin appeared outside the door, saying that it was too late, it was fast, Li Shimin came first, and made a move "in the sleeves", and the sleeves of Liu Bang were twisted, and the eight heavenly dragons passed by Liu Bang as if they had seen their masters, and happily drilled into Li Shimin's sleeves.

"Good virtuous nephew, I knew that it was you who made the move, your father, an old immortal, is really ruthless!" Liu Bang came back to his senses, made sure that he was not injured, and began to get angry.

"Fortunately, I didn't hurt the Han Emperor, Shimin confessed to you on behalf of my father!" Li Shimin bowed again.

"Ahhh Li Yuan hurriedly ran down the steps, "What, didn't the old Qin Emperor summon us, then let's go, it's okay, it's okay, everyone is gone!"

Li Yuan took Liu Bang's hand and wanted to go out together, but Liu Bang didn't move, looking at him hatefully.

"It's okay, it's a fart, you have eight Tianlong in one move, and you will have a pair of underwear left after beating Lao Tzu!"

Liu Bang's face was like a peach blossom, annoyed and angry!

"Ahh Li Yuan couldn't help but apologize, and clumsily lifted the boxers for Liu Bang.

Liu Bang was angry, clasped his hands on his shoulders, and returned with Li Yuan with hatred.

"Sha Sha Sha..."Many of the emperors who can sketch have not dispersed, because the opportunity to bet on the spring of the Han Emperor is too rare, and if you draw this face down and throw it into the Tianjing newspaper, the gold leaf will definitely earn a lot.

"Grandma's!" Liu Bang couldn't help but scold when he thought of the embarrassment when he made the headlines of Dichuan News tomorrow.