Chapter 234: Who's Scared Who's Surprised
Liu Zhenhao said: "Our Great Dream Blessed Land is also fighting against Langya Wonderland, and the enemy of the enemy is a friend, which is why Xie Bangui will choose to cooperate with me." β‘Literature Fan From today onwards, you are responsible for contacting Xie Bangui, remember to be secretive. β
"The little one understands." Wang Hu was happy in his heart, Liu Zhenhao was able to give him such an important task, which showed that he not only saved his life, but also had the opportunity to continue to be promoted in the future.
Soon Wang Hu was worried: "Little, say something that shouldn't be said, that Xie Bangui is not a good man and a woman, cooperate with us." Will there be other thoughts. β
Liu Zhenhao was very satisfied with Wang Hu's loyalty-oriented attitude: "Of course Xie Bangui will not cooperate with us wholeheartedly, at least not now. Neither I nor he have reached the level of absolute trust in each other. Xie Bangui deliberately postponed the level of Cai Hyacinth for a period of time, probably with the intention of letting Ren Chongyun take the lead. It's ridiculous that Ren Chongyun, that stupid person, thinks he has taken a big advantage. β
Wang Hu exclaimed: "Ren Chongyun takes the lead, he will definitely pull us up, it's not very dangerous......
"Danger has to go! This is sincerity, and it is also the beginning of cooperation, if I don't even have the guts to do this, Xie Bangui will never continue to cooperate with us. β
Liu Zhenhao resolutely revealed: "Before we officially cooperate, I don't want people like Hyacinth to appear around me again." β
"Little one understands, I'm going to do it!" Wang Hu agreed and quietly retreated.
The dilemma of life and death Yin Pingchuan lives in the hut, although it is not elegant, it is very quiet. It seems that the fence wall outside the courtyard can isolate all the hustle and bustle, giving people a feeling of seclusion out of thin air.
However, Ouyang Momo's foot at the door destroyed all his feelings: "Dead old man, I'm back!" β
Afraid that Ouyang Momo would offend the tall fat man of the master, he ran to the door first. However, what he saw was a dead body: "Huh! The dead old man you mentioned seems to be really dead! β
Li Xiaoxin walked over at the signal of the fat man, stretched out his hand to test the snort of the deceased, touched the pulse on his neck, and finally grabbed the hand of the corpse and looked at it a few times before saying: "Judging from the corpse spots, Senior Yin has been gone for half a month!" The seniors went very calmly, and even put on their own shrouds. Miss Ouyang's Day condolences! β
Ouyang Momo held his little pink fist and roared angrily: "Dead old man, kick your legs first before I come back!" No, I'm going to whip the corpse! β
"You're not kidding, are you?" The fat man, Li Xiaoxin, and Lao Qian were all stunned, and looked at Ouyang Momo like they were blaming me.
"Who's kidding." Ouyang Momo pointed at Li Xiaoxin and said, "You drag him to the courtyard for me, I will whip the corpse for three hundred, and then the corpse for three days." β
"Ahem...... Xie Bangui finally couldn't stop: "This ...... Momo, I think it's better to let the ancestors settle down. β
"That's it, it's ......," the fat man and the old man nodded in agreement.
It stands to reason that in this society with a strict hierarchy and a master of heaven and earth, Ouyang Momo's actions will be seriously despised even if he doesn't provoke Xie Bangui and them turn their faces on the spot.
These people accompanied her without exception, just because, Ouyang Momo repeatedly told her on the road that her master took pranks as her first hobby in life, and even her master couldn't stand his pranks, so she ran away angrily. After seeing Yin Pingchuan, no matter what happens, it must be based on her attitude. Otherwise, there will only be one way left to be in a life-and-death dilemma by his master.
Sure enough, Ouyang Momo jumped like thunder and said: "If you want to go into the ground, there is no way." I'm going to crush his bones and scatter ashes, Xiaoxin will go and prepare firewood, and I'll burn him later. β
Li Xiaoxin turned around and pointed to a few of his subordinates and said, "You, you, and you, didn't you hear Miss Ouyang's words?" Hurry up and get firewood, get more, you have to do it, save a while and smoke will burn everywhere. β
It didn't take much effort for someone to build a firewood stack in the yard, and two thumbs carried Yin Pingchuan's body and threw it into the firewood like a pork half. Ouyang Momo took the torch and thought for a while, "Old Qian, did you bring fire oil?" It's the kind of fire oil that your Zheng family can light in the water. β
"Tarsal fire?" Old Qian was so frightened that his face turned white and said in a low voice: "It's too ruthless, right?" The tarsal fire will not be extinguished until it burns everything down, and sometimes even the ground can burn a pit, in case it ...... In case you order the house too. β
He was going to say, "What if the seniors burn out?" The words changed again.
Ouyang Momo squinted his eyes and said, "Don't worry, it's foolproof." β
"Alright then!" Lao Qian poured fire oil on the corpse, looked at Ouyang Momo, and when he saw that she was glaring again and again, he simply poured a bag of fire oil on the corpse.
Ouyang Momo threw the torch over with a smile.
"Whew-"
The whole stack of firewood was immediately burned into a fire, and the flames jumped up more than two feet high in the blink of an eye. Rao is Xie Bangui stood three zhang away, and he also felt that his face was roasted by the fire.
As soon as Xie Bangui wanted to move, he heard a terrible cry coming from the fire: "I'm so miserable! When he died, he was set on fire by his apprentices! You who aided and abetted the abuse, you will not die a good death! β
"I'm not dead! Hurry up and put out the fire! "Old Qian was busy looking for fire extinguishing powder.
"Take your life!" A zombie suddenly popped out of the fire, the corpse jumped up more than a foot high, and the body and the outstretched arm were straight and stretched at a right angle, like a hoe that had been swung by someone, and chiseled down at Xie Bangui's head.
The fat man didn't dare to let the bare-handed Xie Bangui go to the other party's tarsal bone fire, stepped forward and knocked Xie Bangui away with his shoulder, raised Fang Tian's halberd and slashed down against the zombies, who knew that the other party not only did not dodge, but also collided with the blade.
The fat man was startled, he didn't want to hack Ouyang Momo's master to death like this. Immediately, he forcibly withdrew ninety percent of his strength, but the halberd still slashed at the opponent's forehead without obliqueness.
"Click!" The fat man watched as Yin Pingchuan began to crack a thin slit from his forehead, rushing towards his lower abdomen with an incredibly fast speed. Yin Pingchuan was split in half in front of his eyes.
"I didn't mean to...... -"
The fat man still wanted to explain, but when he saw half of Yin Pingchuan's corpse, he jumped up like a ghost, and walked to the middle palace to take the vital point of his chest. The other half of the corpse turned into a knife and slashed at Xie Bangui's left ribs.
The strength of the corpse was not great, what was terrifying was the tarsal fire on his body. In case of being hit by a corpse, the fat man will either wait to be burned alive or have to take off his clothes to save himself. But he didn't want either way, so he had no choice but to run around avoiding corpses.
Xie Bangui's situation was similar to him, Xie Bangui unfolded his footwork, moving left and right in the courtyard, although the ghost shadow was erratic, but he couldn't avoid the other party's pursuit.
Over there, Ouyang Momo touched his chin and said, "I really let the dead old man make a phantom puppet." The puppet is almost the same as a real person, even Li Xiaoxin has been deceived, it seems that the old man has put a lot of effort into it! β
"My aunt, don't study it!" Now the old money who didn't know where to go for the fire extinguishers cried: "Let's hurry up and think about how to save people!" It's not fun to be burned by tarsal bones! β
Ouyang Momo waved his hands: "The search is all over the yard, the dead old man must be nearby, after finding it, I will fight half to death first." β
"There's someone under the millstone, oopsβ" The millstone suddenly jumped up, smashed the thumb next to it into the ground, and disappeared without a trace, just like the millstone that weighed a thousand pounds had never appeared in the yard.
"Behind the Fence ......" a man was suddenly rolled up and rolled into a black trap by the fence.
"Well ......" Li Xiaoxin watched as one thumb was pulled into the well.
"Oh my God!"
In less than a moment, the twenty or so five fingers disappeared cleanly.
Ouyang Momo looked at Lao Qian and Li Xiaoxin beside him and said, "Why don't you two go to find someone." β
"It's too dangerous!" The two of them said in unison.
Ouyang Momo said solemnly: "You can rest assured, dead old man, he never kills people, he just likes to play people crazy." β
"Don't go!" Lao Qian and Li Xiaoxin's heads shook like rattles.
Ouyang Momo looked at Li Xiaoxin and said, "Do you think it's safe to follow me?" Actually, it's around me that is the most dangerous place. β
"I ......" Li Xiaoxin was hit the back of his head, and before he passed out, the last thing he saw was Lao Qian holding a wooden stick with a thick bowl mouth staring at him, hehe sneered.
Ouyang Momo quickly squatted down and stretched out two fingers to poke at Lao Qian's navel.
"Click...... Click...... "After a burst of cannon explosions from the joints of Lao Qian's body, he suddenly shattered into parts all over the ground - he didn't know when, he was replaced by a vivid puppet.
At this time, Xie Bangui, who was still desperately dodging, suddenly stared, and the whole person flew upside down with one foot, and his body circled like a goshawk fighting a rabbit stretched out two claws, grabbed the puppet's shoulders, and his body fell to the ground abruptly, lifting the puppet in the air and falling out violently.
"Oopsβthe old man has died!" The puppet screamed, clutched his back, and reached out to reveal a grinning face.
This time, the tall fat man also found the opportunity to strike a blow, split the puppet chasing him into pieces, dodged and ran to Xie Bangui's side, looking at Yin Pingchuan, who was still whirring and burning with half of his body, and the other half of his body was constantly changing color like a chameleon, and said, "Dare to ask, is it Senior Yin?" β
Yin Pingchuan ignored the tall fat man and pointed at Xie Bangui and said, "How do you realize that the old man is not a puppet?" The old man thinks he does it seamlessly! There is only one footprint on the ground. β
Xie Bangui pointed to the parts at Ouyang Momo's feet and said, "He told me, the seniors can silently replace the old money, why can't they pretend to be puppets and mix around us?" So, I can conclude that one of the puppets chasing me and the fat man must be fake. However, the puppetry and camouflage skills of the seniors are unparalleled in the world, and the younger generations can only try them one by one. β
"You're a comfortable ass...... Oh mom, ......" Yin Pingchuan was proud, but was kicked to the ground by Ouyang Momo, who caught up from behind.
Ouyang Momo shouted while kicking Yin Pingchuan: "Let you lie to me, let you pretend to be a ghost, you are like this every time I come back, is it interesting?" β
"Brother, let's not look at this, it's too cruel." The tall fat man pulled Xie Bangui to a place where he thought it was safe, and then he taught him like a little daughter-in-law: "Brother, how many times have I told you. Your soul claw is gone, don't use your hands to catch things in the future, you treat your hands as steel claws? β