This voice "Heaven does not give birth to the old king next door to me, the square dance girl is as empty as a long night" Lao Wang said magnificently, and the spirit of the king leaked out.

After finishing speaking, even Lao Wang himself was shocked by himself, and thought, Damn, there is really mine!

In order to send warmth to the big girls of square dancing, I really don't give up!

A noble feeling arose, and Lao Wang's heart was surging.

"......" Uncle Zhang.

"......" Uncle Zhao.

"......" Uncle Chen.

Uncle Chen, Uncle Zhao, and Uncle Zhang next to him were stunned, as if they were crushed by a domineering spirit, and they couldn't say anything to refute for a while.

"You ......"

Uncle Chen muttered for a long time before he could hold back a few words,

"You're ...... awesome"

"Oh, nonsense." This time it was Wang's turn to look at him disdainfully.

The excitement for a while even made him forget his previous fears and scars, the dead wood was spring, only the blood was boiling, and the wounded soul of the old man seemed to be whole again.

"So today's big sister Li's dance partner is me, don't rob any of you!"

Lao Wang unilaterally announced that the right to dance with Sister Li belonged to him, and seemed to forget that in addition to a few old men around him, there were many uncles around him who were about to move.

Even an old man on crutches stared straight at the dancing Sister Li, who seemed to be about to lift her crutches and rush forward at any time.

The smell of gunpowder at the scene was a little strong, and Lao Wang didn't seem to realize it.

Or maybe he realizes it but doesn't care at all, he believes that with his own charm, there is no one he can't take.

With all due respect, everyone here is rubbish.

Lao Wang looked around and looked around.

However, just after he announced the right to dance with Sister Li in person, the three masters on the side were not happy, and immediately woke up from the state of being shocked by Lao Wang's domineering spirit.

"Do you want us to give up fighting for Sister Li? Impossible old king! Uncle Chen was the first to refuse.

"That's right! If you want to rob Sister Li, step on us first! Uncle Zhang then followed.

"That's it! It is! Uncle Zhao continued to echo.

No one wants to give up.

"That's good! Then it's up to each other! On the first day of my old king's return, I will take down Sister Li and swear the sovereignty of my women's friends in People's Square! ”

"Huh! Who's afraid of whom! Uncle Chen said disdainfully, but there was unprecedented eagerness in his cloudy old eyes, and the heart that had been silent was surprisingly hot.

"Come on!" Uncle Zhang was ready.

"That's it!" Uncle Zhao agreed.

Obviously, they are all old men who have already reached retirement age, but they have given birth to a competitive young mentality.

"Can't forget that you wrote you down in your diary, and you can't forget that you're still thinking about you."

"There is a romantic one in the romantic summer, give me a pink memory~"

At the climax of the song, the fat bodies of the aunts twisted even harder, and the uncles who were already gearing up immediately flocked to it.

Most of the single old men rushed to the long-coveted Sister Li, and the rest of the inconvenient legs and feet could only stay where they were and watch.

"Sister Li is mine!" Uncle Zhang was indomitable and struggled to move forward.

However, he has a weak heart, and his physical fitness really can't keep up with the dead wood in his heart.

As soon as he trotted out two steps, he was deflated,

"Ouch! My old waist! ”

I can't run anymore.

It's not okay to be old!

The tone is too violent, and the follow-up can't keep up.

Seeing this, Uncle Chen thought to himself that this old Zhang Tou was really a fool, he dared to be so fierce at such an old age, and he deserved not to get the right to dance.

As everyone knows, boil frogs over a warm fire and grind tofu with small water.

How can you be in a hurry?

It's all about maintaining an overall uniformity.

So he walked steadily, running at an even rate of one meter every six seconds.

Uncle Zhao was not to be outdone, and also followed behind.

Lao Wang looked at these vulnerable old and weak soldiers, and the disdain in his eyes deepened.

Scold!

As a man, even if he is old, his physical fitness comes first.

Even you stinky fish and rotten shrimp deserve to steal the limelight with me?

Compare your physical strength with me, you are also worthy?

I have to say that Lao Wang's health is really good.

Otherwise, he would not have retired at home and re-employed as a patrolman and security guard in a factory.

Can he be a patrolman without a good physique?

Of course not.

doesn't have a good physical fitness, how can he send warmth to those big girls?

So Lao Wang is very good, so he laughed at these crooked melons and cracked dates and wanted to compete with him.

I don't have any points in my heart.

So, Lao Wang strode forward, and among the old men who were moving forward at a fast pace, he seemed to stand out from the crowd, and then came first.

It's easy to leave these old men behind.

Lao Wang turned his head and looked at the unwilling appearance of everyone behind him, his face full of arrogance and disdain.

"A bunch of old things, still want to fight with me? It's only been a long time since I came to give you a good idea, I don't know who is the well-deserved king of square dance? ”

Looking at their deflated expressions, Lao Wang thought to himself, no one has ever fought for himself, right?

"Ouch!"

Suddenly, there was a painful wail from the other direction.

Lao Wang turned his head to see that it was another group of old men fighting for Li's eldest sister.

It's him!

Lao Wang was shocked.

I saw that the white-haired old man with the crutches directly picked up the crutches and swung them sideways, and beat the old dog's leg with a move.

The people next to him hurriedly dodged, but there was still an uncle who couldn't dodge and ate a stick.

Although he didn't use much force, he still wailed.

The uncle beside him denounced his barbaric behavior, but he did not dare to be tough with him.

can only dodge and complain,

"You're fooling!"

No way, who made him the oldest person present?

And he still has a weapon in his hand!

The old man on crutches was not angry at all.

Dressed like my oldest, none of you should provoke my arrogance, while sweeping the floor with a cane, he ran towards Sister Li with small steps slowly.

"Damn!" Lao Wang was furious, "The old man doesn't talk about martial arts!" ”

He quickened his pace and went straight to Sister Li, leaving the uncles behind him far behind.

Lao Wang ran to Sister Li's side as soon as she slipped away, she glanced at Lao Wang, who was full of flattery, and didn't say anything, just smiled slightly.

With this smile, Lao Wang suddenly felt that his heart was about to melt.

There is a big sister like this, what more can Lao Wang ask for?

"Oh~ Summer and summer passed quietly and still miss you, every word you say makes me remember."

"I met you again in my autumn dream, and I can't forget you~"

He danced to the rhythm of the music, trying his best to keep up with the rhythm of Sister Li.

And Lao Wang is not the king of square dancing here, compared to other vulgar old men who are just to tease the big girls, his dancing style is really not lost to other big girls, and he deserves to be the king of square dance.

Sister Li looked at Lao Wang very satisfied, at least Lao Wang himself felt so.

Otherwise, how could she have a smile on her face all the time?

Lao Wang thinks it's very funny!

After jumping for a while, the old man on crutches over there arrived breathlessly, occupying the right position of Sister Li, who seemed to be about to fall down directly at any time, and as for the other competitors, they were all driven away by one of his leg sticks.

He rested for a while before he slowly danced with the pace of Sister Li, but he was always old and weak, so he couldn't keep up.

Lao Wang looked calm, didn't care about the old man on crutches at all, and followed the dance steps of Big Sister Li by himself, dancing quite well, which was not comparable to the old man on crutches at all.

We not only have strength but also charm, how can you compare with me, you bad old man?

To be a man, the important thing is to recognize oneself and put one's position clearly.

Otherwise, it's not someone else's face that is lost, it's yourself who is ugly.

Lao Wang smiled, and his heart was stable.

The other uncles finally arrived, but because the two positions on the left and right of Sister Li were occupied, they could only beat their chests and feet, and they were impotent and furious.

In the end, I could only be unwilling to find other big girls.

And the uncle of the old husband and wife who came together went to his wife at the beginning.

There's no way, it's not that they don't want to go to Sister Li, they really don't dare, the tigress at home is too strict, and under this nose, who dares to be presumptuous?

Otherwise, Uncle Zhao wouldn't have to find an opportunity to sneak out every day and take the bus all the way here.

Those who came with their wives could only honestly go straight to their wives.

Some of them didn't dare to turn their eyes to Sister Li.

If his wife finds out during the dance, it will be a big-eyed glare.

Good guys, this is the public enemy of all square dance aunts, how can you allow your own old men to peek?

If you can't control this, where will you put your face?

This little square dance involves a lot of things.

Only those old bachelors or old men who came here without hiding from their families dare to pursue the big girl so unscrupulously.

Uncle Zhang, Uncle Chen, and Uncle Zhao saw that they had no way to fight for it, so they could only reluctantly find their old friends.

Uncle Zhang rushed to the emerald flower who had been eyebrowning before.

"Hey, Cuihua, I'm here!"

"What are you doing here! I'm not as good-looking as your big sister Li! Cuihua got angry and threw a vinegar jar for Uncle Zhang.

"Ouch! Am I here for you? Emerald Flowers! Uncle Zhang coaxed while following Cuihua's dancing posture.

"Humph!" Cuihua gave him a roll of the eye again.

"Don't be angry! What do you see this is? Uncle Zhang said, pulling out a flower from his pocket.

This flower was originally given to Sister Li, but I didn't expect that I almost twisted my waist when I was unfavorable, and I was taken up by Lao Wang's old bastard, and the flower was not delivered.

But luckily, it worked on it.

Cuihua looked at it and was overjoyed, but she still pretended to be angry.

"Humph!"

The coquettish aunt is the best.

Uncle Zhang was not discouraged, and hung the flower directly on Cuihua's ear.

Although Cuihua was unhappy on the surface, she unconsciously tilted her head when Uncle Zhang stretched out his hand.

"It's so pretty!" Uncle Zhang praised it.

"Really?" Cuihua was full of joy.

"Of course!" Uncle Zhang patted his chest.

"Then you hurry up and dance well, don't disrupt my rhythm, it's so annoying!" Cuihua's eyes were smiling, but her mouth looked very dissatisfied.

"Hey, good, good!"

Although the two didn't dance very well, they cooperated very well, coming and going, you came and went, and I didn't know that I thought this was an old husband and wife.

The evening breeze blew gently, and everyone danced hard.

Lao Wang, the king of square dances, danced freely to the left of Sister Li, who looked at him and smiled from time to time.

Lao Wang suddenly felt that this world was so beautiful.

"Summer and summer passed quietly and left a little secret, and I can't tell you from the bottom of my heart."

"The evening breeze blows warm, and I think of you again in the bottom of my heart, how sweet and sweet you are~"

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