There's a drifter, eyeing me?

Hearing Li Laosan's words, I couldn't help but be stunned. By the time I reacted, Li Laosan had already left, and the crisp bell echoed in the streets and alleys.

I looked at the clock and pointed to four o'clock, put aside my doubts for a moment, counted the turnover for tonight, put it in a drawer, and got up to clean up and close the door.

At this time, Shan Yufei, who had disappeared all night, appeared at the door, and only after seeing me in front of the counter did he relax his heart, yawn and drag the peachwood sword in.

"Why have you been tossing for so long? I thought you were captured by zombies again. I quipped him as I moved the wreaths and paper cows and paper horses at the door into the lobby.

"You think I want to? I was tired enough this night, and I was almost beaten by the people called by the Li family as a thief, but fortunately I ran fast enough, otherwise I would definitely be accused of insulting the corpse and be arrested and sent to the work room! Shan Yufei cried bitterly, and when he sat on the chaise longue, he lay back tiredly.

"Hey, don't sleep there, I'll have to close the door later!" I pushed him, pointed to the back hall and said, "If you don't have a place to live, just clean up the back hall and sleep there first." ”

"Damn, can't you let poor me sleep in your house?"

"Come on, my room is reserved for my senior sister. And you, a guy dressed as a Taoist priest, come and go in my house every day, and people who don't know are still haunted by my house! I gave him a blank look, and my tone was non-negotiable, ignoring this guy's misery.

After closing the door, I helped Shan Yufei to make a vacant seat in the back hall, and helped carry the chaise longue over there for him to use as a bed.

After doing this, our stomachs cried up instead of sleeping, so we went to the shop where we had yesterday for breakfast.

As soon as the proprietress saw the two of us coming, she didn't ask anything, and shouted to the kitchen first: "Ten bowls of white porridge are ready!" ”

I almost laughed out loud when I heard it, but Shan Yufei next to me was the old god, and patted me on the shoulder with a grateful face: "Brother Lin, you are really my food and clothing parents!" ”

… Gan! Completely forgot about this thing and is now penniless.

"I'll have to pay it back later." I rolled my eyes, sat down opposite Shan Yufei, and asked him about what happened after I left before the food came up: "What happened to Uncle Li Zhong?" ”

"Who? Oh, you said the corpse behind the door last night? Shan Yufei reacted for a moment before he understood who I was talking about, "That uncle is also a fortune teller, and I found out in time." If it was any later, he would have been able to go to the funeral with his father. ”

"Is it that serious?" Of course, I remember Li Zhong's angry appearance at that time, what Shan Yufei said was definitely not exaggerated, I just wanted to know how he handled it, so I deliberately said this.

"What should you play?" Shan Yufei really put on the set, snorted and said, "Neck, arms, two scratches, one bite, plus being sucked by zombies, basically belongs to the situation where half of your life is gone." If I hadn't found out in time, used snake medicine to draw out the corpse poison, and then used glutinous rice to suck out the corpse qi, he would have seen Hades a long time ago! ”

"Don't get excited, be quiet." I waved his hand to lower his voice, and then asked, "So, Uncle Li, is he okay?" ”

"Nothing? You're going to make a movie, huh? Shan Yufei snorted disdainfully, and at this time, the proprietress came up with a plate of freshly fried fritters, Shan Yufei's eyes suddenly lit up, and he reached out to take it, and his fingers were blown hot.

"No one is robbing you...", I felt angry and funny, and tore up a piece of paper and handed it over.

"It's hot... Where did you just say? Oh, yes, corpse poison. Shan Yufei continued to explain what he had just said, "Corpse poison is something that adds resentment to corpse qi, and it is extremely terrible for the living. The corpse poison in the living can be a serious illness at least and a death at worst. The one named Li Zhong, although he picked up his life, if he wanted to completely get rid of the corpse qi, he had to take a glutinous rice bath for at least a month. Even so, the root of the disease fell later. ”

Hearing this, my face suddenly changed, and I hurriedly rolled up my sleeves, pointed to the scars scratched by Li Laosan's corpse, and asked nervously, "Then what will happen to me?" ”

"How are you feeling right now?" Shan Yufei asked, his eyes not looking at me, but staring at the heat of the fritters.

"I think... OK? I will say it with suspicion.

"Then it'll be fine." Shan Yufei said, turning his gaze back, "I used the spring water of Qingling Spring in Xiangxi for you, which is specially used to poison corpses." Before leaving Xiangxi, my master gave each of them a can, and I used all the cans for you. ”

"It's... Is it expensive? ”

"It's not expensive, the cost of the scenic spot ticket plus water is about twenty-five yuan." Shan Yufei stretched out his hand to me as he spoke, "Give money." ”

"......" I was speechless for a while, unceremoniously slapped his paw back, and said, "If you want to count the money with me, do you want to return the food expenses for these two days to me first?" ”

"One yard to one yard..."

"Don't talk nonsense, I have one more thing to ask you." I didn't plan to listen to Shan Yufei's serious nonsense, after all, what Li Laosan said before leaving made me care a lot, "You... Do you catch ghosts? ”

I don't have much confidence in asking this, the black-clothed door spirit is the 'corpse', relatively speaking, the ghost is more proficient in the white-clothed 'spirit' door where the clove is located.

However, my words obviously hit Shan Yufei's self-esteem, and he finally took his eyes off the fritters, glared at me and said, "Your words are like asking the chef if he can stir-fry vegetables and the fisherman if he can catch fish!" What's wrong with you? Haunted by a ghost again? ”

"Can you not add the word 'again'..."I was a little weak, just at this time the porridge and tofu brain also came up, and while we were eating breakfast, we told Shan Yufei about Li Laosan's visit to the store.

I feel like I'm about to become a person in the world over there, talking about ghosts and zombies, and at the same time eating steaming tofu brains with peace of mind.

After listening to me, Shan Yufei had already eaten three bowls of white porridge in a few words, and a plate of salted radishes had also bottomed out. He asked the proprietress for an extra side dish, and then slammed his mouth and said to me, "So, the old man's two sons are not very good to him?" ”

"I don't know, probably." I scooped a mouthful of tofu brain and put it into the corner of my mouth, and I sighed hotly, "Huh, huh, the things that the living burn to the dead must have a strong longing for before they can reach the hands of the deceased." It's useless to just pile up and burn, I think Uncle Li Zhong bought a lot of paper products, but Grandpa Li was still barefoot when he came. ”

"Hey, hey, make it for the living." Shan Yufei laughed twice, with some disdain, "I just said that there wasn't even a wake-keeper last night, in this case, my brother can't give them a day job." I'm going to have to make those two guys bleed for this water ghost. ”

"You're not trying to hurt anyone, are you?" My face changed suddenly, for fear that this guy would come up with some bad idea.

Shan Yu Fei glanced at me and said, "What do you think?" My brother is an authentic Taoist descendant, harming people is harmful to heaven and harmony, and it also damages yin morality, so we don't do that kind of thing in black clothes! ”

I don't know who released the spirit puppet to harm me that day!

I still remember the water ghost on my first day at work. Lilac said that it was the handiwork of Heiyi, although it is unlikely that Shan Yufei did it, but it does not prevent me from having a good impression of Heiyi.

"What do you want?" Shan Yufei asked.

"Nothing, so what do you want to do?" I didn't tell him about this, and continued to talk about the recycling of water ghosts, but Shan Yufei sold the guanzi at this time, and he smiled and refused to explain it to me.

"You just wait to watch the show, as soon as tonight, tomorrow morning at the latest, the people of the Li family will have to come and beg you."

I rolled my eyes silently, not taking his words to heart. But there was another thing that had been hanging on my mind for a long time, and I had a rare opportunity, so I asked the question of how to do it.

Shan Yufei listened, looked at me with considerable contempt and said, "You are really a strange person in the Xuanmen, you can't even watch Qi Xingqi, how can you stay in a piece of paper?" ”

I don't just want to stay, do I?

"Leave that alone, just say if you can teach or not." The words were asked, and I didn't care about being embarrassed, so I just asked Shan Yufei if he could teach me how to do Qi.

Shan Yufei pretended to cough dryly twice, cleared his throat, and said, "You know that we are sending corpses out..."

"It's okay, I know that the corpse chasing faction is divided into three gates: 'corpse', 'spirit' and 'underworld', and I have been chanting eight hundred times. Let's get straight to the point! I hurriedly stopped him from talking nonsense, and just wanted to hear the content of how to do it.

By now, I am already half a Xuanmen, and if Sun Hong can't come back, I may not even be able to get rid of a piece of paper.

Evil ghosts ask for their lives, zombies revigate, all kinds of signs show that the gourd mouth where the third uncle and Sun Hong are not there is no longer calm.

To this day, if I don't find a way to improve my strength, it will be a long time.

The opening remarks were interrupted by me, Shan Yufei was obviously a little dissatisfied, he poked the white porridge with chopsticks and said: "One sect and three doors, although the family is divided, but the matter of Xingqi is the foundation. After all, a homologous thing, I think the method of the black door, you should also be able to use it. ”

"So how?" Hearing him say this, my eyes lit up and I couldn't wait to ask.

Shan Yufei said unhurriedly: "What are you anxious about?" If you dare to learn here, I won't dare to teach here. After eating, let's go back to a piece of paper, just find a few low-demand gods and give you a try. ”

What Shan Yufei said makes sense, although I am in a hurry, it is useless. And because the topic I was talking to him was so weird, the other diners were looking at us almost with a nervous eye.

After settling the rest of the food, Shan Yufei and I walked back to the clothed road. Along the way, Shan Yufei explained to me a little more understanding of 'Qi', which was much more profound than what Lilac told me before.

When we returned to Ximen Street, we were surprised to find someone standing at the doorway of a piece of paper......