Chapter 147: I can't get over the hurdle of being ugly

After deciding to bring the Xuanniao totem back, Su Ling gave Pu Xingwen a gesture, and Pu Xing, who was familiar with Su Ling's movements, knew what she was thinking when she heard it, so he waited for Su Ling with peace of mind.

Seeing this, Su Ling was not ready to prostitute this money village for nothing, since he wanted to take away one thing, he would inevitably leave one thing, and the effect of adding gold leaves would only be two days, so he turned around and prepared to go back to Nanling Wonderland to take a fairy grass.

I also inquired about everything in Qianzhuang before, although they are all ordinary human beings, but there are still people who can distinguish about the fairy grass.

I thought that I would take the fairy grass and go back to Qianzhuang, but before I left the mountain gate, I bumped into Zi Ye with a gloomy face.

At that moment, Su Ling hurriedly turned around and prepared to dodge, but at some point, Zi Ye suddenly appeared in front of her.

Seeing Su Ling's somewhat flustered expression, Zi Ye lowered his head and was silent.

Su Ling chuckled embarrassedly when he saw it, "Hey, big guy? What a coincidence, you can meet at the door of our house when you come out for a stroll, do you want to go in and have a cup of tea? The words were so polite, the main thing was to divert Zi Ye's attention, who knew that the person on the other side was really not a normal person.

"I feel a little thirsty when you say that, so let's go in and sit down." Zi Ye glanced at her, then turned around and opened the mountain gate, and flew in.

With Su Ling petrified on the spot when she heard it, she was so polite! Is this a genuine invitation or a perfunctory person, can't he hear it? Depend on! Drink tea? She hasn't drunk badly, and she still drinks tea? How big is the face......

Seeing that Su Ling was grinding and chirping at the door for a long time, Zi Ye inevitably wanted to urge.

"What are you still doing at the door? This tea was invited by you, and if I didn't get the tea today, I would have to add more to this arrears. ”

Su Ling listened to Zi Ye's pure heart and few desires, and his heart instantly burned down, but in the face of the sky-high arrears and ten powers that he couldn't beat, Su Ling finally put on the mask of a professional smirk and waved his hand.

"Come on! I don't have any tea here for what kind of tea you want to drink, but the small ones can be picked for you on the spot~"

When Su Ling came in, he saw that Zi Ye had already brought his own jade table and chair, and sat leisurely on the side, as if he was the master here.

Su Ling's eyes were about to pop out when she saw it, it was too much, she didn't have a place to sit on it, and she still brought her own tables and chairs, so she didn't treat herself as an outsider at all......

However, there are 10,000 unhappiness in my heart. , but for the sake of the arrears, Su Ling still grinned and said, "Wait a minute, I'll prepare it for you right away~"

Although this may seem cheap, in fact, it's actually a kind of self-preservation, isn't it?

When Su Ling entered the hut, she found that it couldn't be described as empty, and in this case, she wondered what Pu Xingwen and Qilin had eaten in the past few days.

In desperation, Su Ling can only take local materials, the teacup is freshly chiseled, although it doesn't look very beautiful, but it is practical, the water for making tea is taken from the stream in the fairyland, and as for the tea.

You Su Ling looked back at Zi Ye weakly, and when he was sure that his gaze was not turning to this side, he reached out and grabbed a handful of meow grass......

When everything was ready, Su Ling walked in front of Zi Ye with a teacup and teapot.

"Try it, it's all freshly made, even this tea set was chiseled by me on the spot." Su Ling put the teacup on the table.

Zi Ye listened to her words and looked at the indescribably deformed teacup on the table before slowly replying, "I can see it." ”

Sewing is a normal teacup, and I wouldn't want to have Su Ling's carving so crooked, just like being born with a face on the ground.

Seeing his dislike for his handiwork between his eyebrows, Su Ling instantly pinched the teapot with his right hand and wanted to buckle it on his head.

How dare you dislike your aunt's handiwork? Although it doesn't look very beautiful, but he doesn't need to dislike it, it is already her limit to be able to make a shape in such a short time, is it difficult to carve a work of art in front of him?!

"Don't look at this teacup, but there is absolutely nothing to say about this tea," Su Ling smiled and added a cup to Zi Ye, "You taste, you taste carefully, this tea is definitely different from what you have drunk before!" ”

Zi Ye listened to Su Ling's sales pitch and slowly picked up the teacup and sent it to his mouth, but when this sip of tea entered his mouth, Su Ling saw that it was visible to the naked eye, and Zi Ye's brows furrowed.

Seeing this, Su Ling hurriedly poured himself another glass, and didn't find anything strange when he tasted it.

"It's delicious, why do you have such an expression?" Su Ling drank and looked up at Zi Ye.

Seeing this, Zi Ye opened his mouth and asked, "What did you use to soak it?" ”

After listening to this, Su Ling pointed to a huge meow grass behind the hut and said, "Just use that, it's not poisonous, it's usually quite refreshing to eat, and it smells like tea, so I'll use that tea." ”

Zi Ye took a deep breath after hearing this, and then slowly put the teacup down, "Do you know what kind of grass this is?" He opened the teapot and saw three or two green leaves inside.

Su Ling blinked her eyes, "Meow grass," after all, this grass is indeed not poisonous, but no matter how it is said, it is eaten by Qilin, and she usually tastes it occasionally, but in the end, this thing is indeed not generally used to make tea.

Zi Ye chuckled lightly when he saw her face that didn't change much, "So you know that this thing is for aphrodisiac, so you gave it to me?" ”

"Aphrodisiac??? Rush what? "Love?

Su Ling looked confused, and the teacup in his hand almost fell to the ground.

"This! How could it be for aphrodisiac! I usually eat it, but why haven't I seen any signs of ......estrus?"

"Besides, the unicorn is also eating, and I haven't seen it before, are you sure this can be an aphrodisiac?" Su Ling's expression at the moment is like stepping on, damn, meow grass can be aphrodisiac? And what did she do after eating this thing before? No wonder I always feel like I'm missing some memory, could it be that I lost it here?

That, with her posture as a thousand-year-old one-handed dog, it would be a terrible thing if she started to fall in love, but why didn't she have any memory at all...... It's so scary that I don't even have a chance to smoke afterwards......

Zi Ye saw Su Ling's ever-changing face at the moment, and then looked at the plants behind the hut she was pointing to, before she suddenly said.

"I was wrong, it's not this kind of grass."

There is Su Ling: "???? "Meow meow? Is this playing tricks on her? Made, there was no sudden realization on his face when he looked at it, it was obvious that he deliberately said it to amuse himself......

Seeing this, Su Ling directly picked up the teapot and drank all the water inside, and after drinking, he looked at Zi Ye with a sad face and burped.

"Okay, you also drink the tea, go back quickly, I still have something to do......" was originally to come back to get the ransom, but in such a fuss, I almost forgot about Pu Xingwen, if I went one step later, I was afraid that someone would buy it.

Zi Ye frowned lightly when he heard this, "What's the matter?" ”

Seeing this, Su Ling coughed lightly, after all, she had promised Zi Ye to stay in the snowy region to survive the catastrophe, who knew that half of it would run out, but it seems that Zi Ye may have found Fu Ze who was invisible by herself.

"Okay, I'll have a showdown with you, I chose a way to cross the tribulation, which is to offset this tribulation by testing the method in the human world."

"What needs to be done?"

"As long as the Qin State destroys the country, I will pass this catastrophe."

Zi Ye heard that Su Ling had only described a rough idea, so he raised his head and asked lightly.

"Is there Su Daji? Destroying the business? ”

"Daji? Well, although I am also destroying the country, but this old emperor is an old man in his forties and fifties, how can I still go to infiltrate his harem, besides, this is not in line with the rules, the destruction of the Qin State must be the result of the joint efforts of many people, and I will be destroyed alone, although it seems to be quite fast, but it has not reached the goal. ”

"Besides, the old emperor, I'm also a big girl with yellow flowers, how can this bad old man get together with a big girl with yellow flowers, but if I want to change to a young one who looks okay, I can probably think about it......" Su Ling said and nodded beautifully, if I can give her a harem of three thousand beautiful men like a TV series, this life can be considered complete......

Zi Ye snorted lightly, "What about Pu Xingwen?" And what about the pig you raised? Why didn't they come with you? ”

"It's coming, it's all going to Qin to stay, but I have to hurry up to save the second child, I'll put him in the money bank!" After Su Ling said it, he remembered that this time had passed a lot.

"No! I've got to go right away! What do you love yourself, I'm going to go too late, I'm afraid he'll be bought! Su Ling said and prepared to get up and rush out.

Unexpectedly, he was grabbed by Zi Ye's arm.

"Where is the Qin State?"

Seeing this, Su Ling lowered his head and looked at him incredulously, "No, you also want to intervene?" This, now that the heavens and the underworld are so chaotic, you still have to go to the human world to hang around, this, this, okay? ”

In fact, what Su Ling wanted to say was that if he went to the human world, and he led the people in the sky or or other messy things to the human world, then how could her task be completed.

Zi Ye frowned slightly after hearing this, "You say so, if I stay, then the matter of arrears ......"

There is a clever Su Ling, who knelt down directly on one knee, reached out and pulled his hand back, and said with big sincere eyes.

"Go! How can you not go! How wonderful the human world is! The mountains and rivers are beautiful, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the scenery is pleasant! Welcome to the human world! "If the thunder in the sky hears her words against her will, he will definitely kill her mercilessly, after all, the speed of changing his face, licking the dog, if he doesn't come to some thunder and give her a split in the mouth, this is not a creation.

"Then, this sky is chaotic......"

"What's the mess? No matter what your business is, let's pursue a career all day long, but if you don't have time, just relax, how can you take care of the rest of his affairs, doesn't it disturb the mood! ”

Su Ling wants to give you a slap after saying it, the level of this licking dog is almost to the point of Jin Qila, and if you talk again, you are afraid that the thunder in the sky will directly slash down on the brain.

After Su Ling finished speaking, Zi Ye couldn't help but nod seriously, "Hearing you say this, it is very necessary for me to stay in the human world for a while, then you can go, and I will go later." ”

Su Ling couldn't help but stay after hearing the tears, all blamed for this mouth, why did she invite him in for tea, no, something happened to him, right? As the saying goes, many things are drunk from tea, and this is true.

"Great! Then you will rush back first, and I will welcome you at any time! With Su Ling saying that, he ran out without even closing the mountain gate, leaving Ziye alone in the immortal territory.

Looking at the only hut in the vast fairyland, Zi Ye's white robe waved, and a rotating array door appeared on the door of the hut.

Through the array gate, he could see the crystal palace visible to the naked eye in front of the vast snowy region, and Fu Ze also saw Zi Ye behind the array gate at this time.

I was busy wanting to come forward to ask, but when I was about to approach the formation gate, I was stopped by Zi Ye.

"If you don't enter this formation, you won't be able to enter it in the future," Zi Ye looked around and saw if there was anything wrong.

The corners of Fu Ze's mouth twitched, "You directly installed a formation gate at the door of the person, and you are not afraid that she will come back and dismantle this?" ”

"Don't worry, she doesn't dare, and she can't tear it down, but during this time, I'm going to stay in the human world for some time, it's just a few days in the sky, you look at those, and, don't let any race get close to the human world, if there is something in it, you know the consequences."

Fu Ze wanted to reassure him when he heard this, but before the words reached his mouth, he saw Zi Ye wave his hand and close the formation door.

Fu Ze: "......" This kind of man is really ruthless, and his friends who have been with him for more than 100,000 years are not as important as his daughter-in-law who has only seen him for a year......

Su Ling hurriedly returned to Qianzhuang, for fear that Pu Xingwen would be really sold before she rushed back, but what worried her still happened, only to see that Pu Xingwen was carried to the display table with a cage before she returned to Qianzhuang.

Under the nonsense of the person in charge, Pu Xingwen was not only born from outside the territory, but also had the blood of the gods in his body, and for a while, the snow was outrageous, and suddenly became something mutated in the mouths of many people, and he fell into the world.

Su Ling couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth when he listened to everyone's word of mouth, this fucking suddenly became a myth......

Pu Xing on the stage trembled, looking around for Su Ling's figure, but he never found it.

At this moment, the shooting began, and I only started from four hundred.

Pu Xing was not happy when he heard it, such a jade tree in the wind was only worth four hundred, and the most important thing was that no one in the audience offered a higher price.

Su Ling was also shocked when he saw it, he originally wanted to start as an outsider, no matter how long this price would grow, and the people who took the auction should also be scrambling, but what was the matter with this sudden silence......

After a period of silence, the palm of the hand was also a little overwhelmed, after all, the auction has not seen this situation for so many years, and it stands to reason that the trading of outsiders in Xinjiang should also be quite popular, why is it so weird here?

Pu Xing heard that the audience had no reaction for a long time, and finally couldn't sit still, so he stretched out his hand and raised the price.

"Four hundred and five! I'm out of four hundred and five! ”

All:......

There is Su Ling covering his forehead, what a blow he has suffered to be so desperate, obviously he is the one who was auctioned, and he was forced to stand up and bid......

The one in charge couldn't stand it, and hurriedly said, "This is a foreigner with the blood of the Protoss!" I've been filming here for so many years, can I fool everyone? ”

The people below couldn't help but reply after hearing this, "It's not that we don't shoot, people outside this territory are already rare, and they are still the bloodline of the Protoss, which is rare in thousands of years, but this, this person's appearance ...... Let's shoot this thing, and we have to take it out for everyone to appreciate when we go back, if this thing is too shabby......"

There is Su Ling: "......" hahahaha...... actually disliked Pu Laoer's appearance......

Su Ling was almost going to die of laughter on the spot, and he was worried about it, but it turned out to be a real end.

Pu Xing was even more unhappy when he heard it! Pulling the cage and kneeling inside, you have to say a word for yourself.

"I'm out of two thousand! Two thousand three! Three thousand! I'm out of five thousand! ”

Who knew that the palm of the hand should not have heard.

"Is there really no one to shoot it? What does it matter what this thing looks like, as long as it's practical? ”

Pu Xing was moved to hear this, and hurriedly said, "That's right! It is said that we have the blood of the Protoss! Discriminate against me, ugly drip! I can't help this look like my parents give it to me! This acquired effort is the most important thing, okay, why do you look down on ugly people so much! These eyes are looking at something! ”

Su Ling was suddenly confused when he heard Pu Xingwen selling himself so hard, he was sold as a thing, and he was still trying to sell himself if he couldn't sell it, this horse was really confused......

She was worried that this product was sold inside, and she was going to be depressed for a while, who knew that this product was so adaptable...... Made......

Even after hearing Pu Xingwen say this, the people in the audience were still indifferent, and they shook their heads again and again.

"No, this thing is bought for a purpose, and these two pictures are pleasing to the eye, but if this kind of thing is too stumbling, we are embarrassed to take it out, right?"

Pu Xing was almost crazy when he heard this, and pointed at the person and scolded, "How do you talk!" You bad old man! After all, I still look down on our appearance, don't you! Is this look ugly? You're blind, aren't you? I don't have any eyesight! ”

"Hey! I'm selling you! Who told you to raise the bar with them! The palm of the hand is also anxious.

"You don't see that the people down there are blind! I hate this, I hate that! Why don't you just go home and pick up manure! I tell you, I have never been disliked in my life! Where are you green onions! ”

Seeing Pu Xingwen arguing with the people in the audience, Su Ling was busy holding down the jumping temples, she really had never seen such a scene.