Chapter 22 Helpless Xiao Zhang
When Xiao Zhang was howling, his brain didn't stop, in fact, it feels good to have this thing, at least life won't be so boring, but this system seems to be a bit cheating, so I thought about it for a while and decided to try this system.
So he slammed out of the sofa, "Then you come to chase me, and if you catch it, I'll let you hehehe!" ”
He didn't even take the elevator, but ran all the way down the stairs.
As he rushed out of the building and outside, he took a big breath of fresh air.
Sample, you still want to play with me~
This is really not a dream, so when I was pressed by a ghost, was it caused by the advent of another world?
Xiao Zhang glanced behind his ass and found that the brick did not follow, so he prepared to buy a pack of cigarettes.
Well, there is no supermarket on Xiao Zhang's side, so I have to go to the supermarket on the other side of the community to buy it.
"Boss, get a pack of cigarettes!"
"What kind of cigarettes do you want?"
"Are there any xx wolves?"
"No~"
"Then let's take Bao Liqun."
Behind the counter, the cashier was a beautiful girl, she pointed to Haley in the counter, and glanced at Xiao Zhang, "Is this okay?" ”
"Hmm~ Do you sweep me or do I sweep you?"
"You don't have to scan me, I'll scan you, just use the payment code." The girl said as the code scanner swept a pack of cigarettes.
"Trouble getting another fire!"
The cashier's lady handed Xiao Zhang a fire, and then prepared to sweep the code on the cigarette.
"Wait a minute, I'll get a bottle of water." Xiao Zhang ran to the freezer and got a bottle of water.
The girl asked again, "Do you want anything else?" ”
"Oops, I'm x, I didn't take the phone." Then Xiao Zhang was about to take out his mobile phone to pay, but when he touched his pocket, he found that he didn't take the mobile phone, "Forget it, don't want it." ”
"Okay!" The young lady had no choice but to put the swept cigarette back again.
"Hey, wait, wait!" Xiao Zhang took out a piece of Grandpa Mao's cashier and shook it in front of him.
The cashier's lady looked at the 100 yuan and was stunned directly, this person is really good G~
After looking for the money, Xiao Zhang opened the cigarette, stuffed one directly into his mouth, and then lit it directly after walking out of the door.
Just as he was about to leave, suddenly, the young lady at the counter came out, "You're such a dog!" ”
Xiao Zhang looked at the originally lovely female clerk, and suddenly looked obscene, as if he had changed a person in an instant.
"Who the hell are you?" Xiao Zhang hurriedly drank a sip of water to suppress the shock.
"Of course I'm your master!"
As soon as Xiao Zhang heard this, he immediately squirted out, and the expression on his face was like a ghost, looking at this guy.
"You're the system?"
The young lady looked solemn: "That's after all, your master and I have great powers, I can give it to you~"
"Give it to your sister!" Xiao Zhang turned around and ran, "I'll talk about it when the sand sculpture catches up!" ”
Xiao Zhang ran out of the community, looking behind him while running, just because of this retrospective, cars came and went, and Xiao Zhang was directly hit by a car.
Although Xiao Zhang's body was strengthened, this time he was a little unable to bear it.
The female driver was directly frightened and cried by the sudden car accident, and the pedestrians on the side were also in a mess.
"System, are you still there?"
After Xiao Zhang said this, it seemed that the whole time and space had stopped, everyone was still, and an aunt not far from Xiao Zhang came over with a vegetable basket and stared at Xiao Zhang with a cannibalistic gaze, "Doglegs, you are running!" ”
"Ahhh Xiao Zhang screamed, and then time and space began to pass again, and everyone returned to normal in that instant.
Xiao Zhang got up directly from the ground, rushed out from the crowd watching the excitement, dodged through the river of cars, and rushed to the opposite side.
Xiao Zhang ran out frantically, and when he saw a taxi parked on the side of the road in front of him, Xiao Zhang rushed into the car and shouted, "Hurry up!" Hurry up! ”
The driver turned his head to look at Xiao Zhang, who was covered in blood, and his mouth stammered in fright, "Where are you going?" ”
"Whatever!"
Xiao Zhang just thought about running quickly, first finding a place where no one was around, and then having a good fight with the system.
Taxi starts...
"Brother, let's, where are we going?"
"Go to places where there are fewer people."
The driver was so frightened that he couldn't speak, how many people did this Nima cut? Or was it chopped by a few people? If his life matters, let's send him to the Public Security Bureau.
Then, the two of them were silent all the way, Xiao Zhang was thinking about how to make a system? And what the driver was thinking about was how to get this guy in.
"Why don't you go to Beishan, there are fewer people there."
The driver in front of him suddenly didn't look back, and his teeth began to chatter, "Okay, good brother!" ”
Xiao Zhang touched the blood on his head, ", it's bleeding, no wonder I'm a little confused~ Oh, brother, don't be afraid!" I'm not a good person, oh no, I'm a bad person~~"
"Understood, brother, don't say it, I don't know anything, I haven't seen anything!" The driver looked at Xiao Zhang from the reverse-view mirror, nervous as if Xiao Zhang was eating people.
"You're afraid of a hammer? I don't eat people! Xiao Zhang said as he moved forward.
The taxi stopped at the entrance of the public security bureau, and then the driver ran directly to the police station.
"You're sick." Xiao Zhang rubbed his cheek, which had just been in close contact with the rough car seat, and then got out of the car.
I saw that the taxi driver was walking towards this side with a few policemen, "Hey, comrade policeman! That's him. ”
"Comrade, comrade, please go back with us to get investigated!"
After Xiao Zhang saw this scene, a thought popped up in his heart,, if you are caught, you will be reported! Then rushed across the road...
And at this time...
A black car roared in, seeing that Xiao Zhang was about to be hit, Land Rover slowed down violently, and then the front of the car turned around, and finally avoided the frontal collision, just wiped Xiao Zhang.
The Land Rover stopped.
Jumping out of the cab was a girl wearing a mask, a girl with panicked eyes.
"Are you alright?"
The girl in the mask squatted nervously beside Xiao Zhang.
Then, several policemen subdued Xiao Zhang on the spot and escorted him back to the bureau.
"Hey, baby, why aren't you home with the door open?"
The girl in the mask answered the phone with a crying voice, "Hey, in vain, I'm at the police station, there was a burglar in the house just now, I was afraid to go in, who knew that there was a car accident on the road." ”
"Comrade, please go back with us and make a record."
"Don't say it in vain, the police uncle wants me to make a record."
"Baby, don't worry! I'll be there right away. Zhao Bai was upset by this sudden change, and Xiao Zhang's stupid phone call couldn't get through.
"One more last one."
To Zhao Bai's surprise, the bell actually rang on the sofa.
Half an hour later, in a nearby bureau.
Xiao Zhang had gauze wrapped around his head and sat there like a fool.