Chapter 101: Ahhhh
Charlotte was stunned.
To what extent does a person have to be so sad that he will be slapped in the face even in a dream?
And it hurts......
He remembered his failed life, Qiu Ya's first kiss, and Yuan Hua's poem about his "pretending to be chicken feathers".
"Yuan Hua!" Xia Luo pointed at He Xie angrily and yelled, "If I don't beat you out of today, I won't be surnamed Wang!" Yes! ”
While the classmates were still thinking about why he said that he was not surnamed Wang, Xia Luo roared and rushed towards He Xie again.
Then, He Xie got off the bench leg in his hand with a trick of wearing flowers and willows, and then grabbed the silk wrapping hand directly and broke the four fingers of his right hand, and with a force, Xia Luo suddenly knelt in front of him screaming: "Ah...... Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Let go! ”
Boom!
He Xie's empty hand flicked his fingers, and a brain melon collapsed, and Xia Luo's forehead instantly bulged a bag.
"Yuan Hua, your uncle......"
Boom!
"......"
Boom!
"Hey, you're not done......"
Boom!
"Ahh Yuan Hua, there is a kind of ...... you put it"
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Hurt!
Charlotte had tears in his eyes, he didn't want to cry, but it hurt so much!
Charlotte was extremely sad and indignant, looking up at the evil that seemed to be smiling, what kind of dream is this?
What he didn't know was that his forehead was already bulging and swollen with a small packet, like a toad's back.
The students were also stunned at the moment, He Xie's performance completely subverted their previous perception of Yuan Hua.
"The squad leader is so manly......" Meng Te's eyes bloomed and said "charmingly".
Zhang Yang dodged in disgust: "Can you stay away from me?" I listened to you and scratched all over my body......"
"Sober? He Xie looked at Xia Luo condescendingly.
"Clear the fart!" Charlotte gritted her teeth, "You have the power to kill me!" I don't believe it, you can be so brutal in every dream? I've got time to get you! I have planted this dream today, but if I want to give in, no, but, can! ”
He Xie smiled, it seemed that he was not awake yet.
He flipped his palms and pulled Charlotte's arm directly behind his back, then pushed him towards the window.
"Oops...... Charlotte cried out in pain, but her mouth was not convinced, "Come on, it kind of broke your father's arm!" Come on! ”
He Xie pushed open the window and stuffed Charlotte's head out of the window, but Charlotte still shouted: "Jump off the building, right?" The bungee jumping dad who doesn't tie the rope hasn't played yet, so it's just a good time to experience it! Ming'er wakes up early in the morning, and your father is a good man again! Come on! ”
He Xie was not annoyed, and said with a smile: "Strong! I will admire a strong person like you, take one last look at this great river and mountain, and after reading it, I will send you on your way. ”
"I'll look at ......" Charlotte subconsciously wanted to continue scolding, but inadvertently looked up, and suddenly there was a "buzz" in his head, and the whole person froze.
He saw the blue sky and white clouds, he saw the students running on the playground, he saw the noisy crowd on the dilapidated streets outside the school, and he saw the two long chimneys in the distance.
The breeze blew on his face, faintly wafting the song of "let us be companions", and the teacher in the next class recited "Woohoo, the sky is blue and high, and there is a Diye in the fruit", and he also saw through the glass of the opposite teaching building that Mr. Wang walked into the principal's office angrily.
All of this is so real.
"I'll ......," Charlotte muttered in shock, "it's not a dream......
Seeing that he finally reacted, He Xie suddenly grabbed his clothes in the back of his heart and lifted him out, and the classmates behind him suddenly exclaimed.
"Hey, hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Xia Luo shouted in fright, "You wait for Yuan Hua for a while!" What year is it? Is the Lighthouse President O'Aoguanhai? ”
"It's '97." He Xie smiled and said, he patted Xia Luo on the back, "Xia Luo, I can see that you are an unyielding man who would rather die than give in, and I am especially willing to let a good man like you seek benevolence and death." ”
"No, no, no, you wait a while......" Charlotte panicked.
He Xie slapped him on the back again: "Don't say it, I understand......"
"No, no, no, you don't understand......"
"When I get there, I don't have any dreams to give me."
"I'm a...... Oops! ”
He Xie suddenly smoothed his body down again, and Xia Luo was so frightened that his soul flew away: "Yuan Hua! Yuan Hua! You calm down! Murder is a crime! You have to be calm! ”
He Xie smiled: "In order to fulfill you, I admit it." ”
"I don't even admit it!" Xia Luo was about to go crazy, "Yuan Hua, Uncle Yuan, listen to me, I'm convinced!" I admit it! Okay? You pull me up, you pull me up first! ”
He Xie dragged him up, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "In this way, what did you just say, scolding me, and still wanting to beat me, apologize to me, isn't it too much?" ”
Xia Luo was shocked, and when she heard this, she subconsciously wanted to push He Xie: "I said that you are ...... Oops! ”
He Xie grabbed his four fingers again, causing Charlotte to kneel on one knee.
"Again? It hurts, it hurts! Charlotte shouted.
Boom!
It's the same brainstorm.
Charlotte screamed and shouted anxiously: "Stop playing! I said! I'm sorry! Sorry, okay? ”
He Xie smiled: "You don't have much sincerity when you're sorry. ”
"Then what do you want!" Charlotte shouted angrily.
He Xie thought for a while: "Sing a song, it's not right to beat the teacher, you just sing it, whenever I walk by your window." ”
"Impossible!" Charlotte shouted angrily, "You can't be killed!" ”
Boom!
Another brainstorm.
"Quiet late night, the stars are shining, the teacher's room, bright all night, whenever I, gently walk in front of your window, bright lights, illuminating my heart......"
Charlotte had tears in her eyes, sang very emotionally, and gritted her teeth: "Ahhhh......h
At the same time, outside the classroom, Teacher Wang was leading the principal and the dean of teaching all the way, and said angrily as he walked: "I can't bring this Charlotte!" It's terrible! Principal, such a student will also be a cancer in society in the future, I will ...... you"
"Wait!" The principal suddenly raised his hand to stop Teacher Wang, and whispered, "Who is singing?" ”
The singing in the classroom continued: "You are working hard to write the textbook, and the tall figure is reflected in your window." Ahh......hhh No, Yuan Hua, this song is too disgusting, don't you know what kind of character Lao Wang is? If your dad hadn't given him a TV, you thought he would have given you a good face? ”
The students burst into laughter, clapping and screaming.
Teacher Wang's face darkened, and he trembled with anger: "Slander! This is a trampling on my personality and a **** on my spirit! Headmaster, you ......"
The headmaster glanced at him faintly, pushed the door in, and the noise in the classroom suddenly stopped.