The Witch

The little witch, who had been single for three hundred years, picked up a ten-year-old boy in the ruins of a forest battlefield.

The lonely little boy leaned against a broken tree, covered in blood.

The little witch crouched in front of the boy and smiled, "Are you an orphan?" If you are an orphan, then I will take you away. ”

The boy asked, "Why did you take me away?" ”

The little witch scratched her hair and said, "I heard that many witches have raised their own lovers since childhood, and they will be my lover when you grow up." ”

The boy nodded without hesitation and said, "Okay." ”

The little witch took the boy back to her castle, and in order to raise a good lover, she taught him to read and write, magic, alchemy, and everything else she knew, and she sent him to school if she did not know how to do swordsmanship and arithmetic.

The boy is very smart, he learns very quickly.

By the time the boy was fifteen years old, he was already a head taller than the little witch.

The little witch looked at the boy who was getting taller and taller, and she was also a little worried.

has been raising children for a long time, and they all treat him as a son.

What should I do if my son enters a rebellious period? Fifteen-year-old human boys clearly have rebellious tendencies.

For example, he often goes out early and returns late, and the reason given by the boy is that he went to play with his classmates.

Another example is the attitude towards the little witch, not respectful at all, when the little witch was wearing a black lolita skirt and a pointed hat and was about to go out to the witches' party, the fifteen-year-old boy pouted and said: "Ugly, it looks like you have flat chests, let me pick you a dress that suits you"

When the little witch put on a simple black robe and hid her silver moonlight hair in the black robe, the boy nodded with satisfaction: "This is what a witch should look like!" ”

Bastard son!

By the time her son reached the age of eighteen, the little witch felt more and more that something was wrong, and she deeply regretted that she had picked him up in the first place.

When the little witch was standing by the bookshelf and picking up a book, her son suddenly grabbed her waist from behind and reached out to help her get the book.

"The Scientific Mind of a Witch? Don't read this book, maybe you should read this one. ”

The boy took out a copy of "Three Hundred Classical Love Letters" and handed it to the little witch, who blew beside the witch's neck and said, "Please learn one to write for me, please love me." ”

The little witch felt that he should not go on like this, and now that the boy had learned so much, should he be sent away.

When a lover or something, really forget it, humans and witches really don't have a common language, and she was scared when the boy looked at her, especially one day when the boy suddenly stared at her, his eyes were hot and said: "The corners of your mouth are sticky with sugar, I'll lick it for you."

What kind of pervert is Nima!

Obviously, there is nothing wrong with my education, and it is completely in accordance with the three hundred rules for educating boys in books.

And he also let the boy go to school, why is there such a perversion in the compulsory education of the empire!

The little witch was very sad, and she felt that she should send the boy to the school run by the church to be re-educated, and the little witch looked for the best church college in the empire.

When the boy returns home early and late, the little girl

Wu said solemnly: "I think your thinking is becoming more and more improper now, I decided to send you to the church college to study, I hope you can get lost." Of course, I give you the best ecclesiology and if you don't like it, you can come back. ”

The boy smiled and said, "I don't want to go to school anymore, I want to be your lover"

"Nope! I refuse, I retract the words before, later

You are my son! The little witch bit her lip

Road.

Son?!

A hint of amusement flashed in the boy's heart, and he shook it

Caught the little witch's wrist, the little witch was a little angry when she saw the boy's disobedience, and she took out her staff to forcibly control the boy.

Although she had never done this before, the most she could do when the boy made her angry was that she would not eat it

Cake only.

It was a very serious punishment for her.

"A three-hundred-year-old witch wants a son who is eighteen-hundred-year-old

It's too much. ”

The boy's blue eyes slowly filled with a red mist, and two black horns protruded from his brown hair.

The face that obviously looks childish is still in an instant

I became an adult.

The boy who looked like he was eighteen years old just now is now

It's like a young man in his twenties.

The little witch's staff was pinned to the wall by him

Above.

The man grabbed the little witch by the back collar of her clothes and took the little girl

Wu picked it up and laughed: "If the child who doesn't keep his promise wants to be spanked, if he wants me to be a lover, I must be a lover." ”

After being caught, the little witch opened her teeth and claws and said, "You this."

Uncle Pervert, let me go. ”

The little witch cried in her heart, what the hell did she pick up, this man seems to be one of the three demon kings.

1,800 years old, and still want to be my lover, dreaming.

"Of course not, I just got hurt after the battle

The force took on the form of a child. The man who was single for 1,800 years said with a smile.

He wouldn't tell the little witch.

I heard that witches are very easy to deceive lately, and as long as you approach them in the form of children, you can get a girlfriend.

This is how his eldest brother and second brother were found

Girlfriend.

It was in vain that after he chose this little witch, he went to her deliberately

The place where he usually appears pretends to be a lonely child, and he has been in ambush for another eight years to cultivate feelings.

The demon king touched his chin and was a little distressed, this feeling was cultivated, but it didn't feel right.

Looking at the little witch who was restrained by her own magic and was unconvinced, but with such a trace of love in her eyes.

The demon king is getting more and more uncomfortable, I'm looking for the old

Mother-in-law is not looking for mother!

I had no choice but to put this noisy little one in my hand

The witch brought back to cultivate the relationship.

The poor little witch was brought back by the demon king she had picked up

The castle, in order to become the wife of the demon king, every day

I have to read some books arranged by the Demon King.

"Classical Love Tales"

"If You Make Your Lover Feel Happy"

"Love Code"

"Are Aries and Virgo Worthwhile?"

The little witch is held in the lap of the demon king, and the demon king opens the book

Bendao: Check your recitation today, come

Tell me a love story."

"I'll fuck you biubiubiu, phew," the little witch pecked

Mouth passage,

"Disobedient children will be punished and kissed!".

After speaking, imagine for yourself,

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Once upon a time, there was a little Taoist priest whose eyes were so good-looking, how beautiful they were, even better than the eyes of the stars in the sky. But this little Taoist priest is good-looking, but his head is not bright at all, and he is stupid.

One day, the little Taoist priest's master told the little Taoist priest that there was a monster in the world, and he wanted the little Taoist priest to go through the experience, and it was best to collect the monster and prevent the monster from doing evil.

The little Taoist priest nodded and agreed.

On the day the little Taoist priest met the monster, the weather was not good at all, it was a rainy day, with strong winds and torrential rain, and the cool air rushed into the bones little by little.

The monster was dressed in red, holding an oil-paper umbrella and staring at the embarrassed little Taoist priest. It didn't matter if he looked at it, the monster suddenly found that the little Taoist priest had the same starlight in his eyes as him.

So the monster asked curiously, "Little Taoist, how can there be stars in your eyes?"

The little Taoist priest shook his head, indicating that he didn't know either.

The monster moved a few steps, and when he arrived in front of the little Taoist, his hand was slightly biased, and he covered the little Taoist's head with an umbrella.

Then the monster asked the little Taoist priest again: "Why don't you stay on the mountain and cultivate hard, and come down the mountain in the heavy rain?"

The little Taoist priest said not at all reasonable, he said: "Collect, collect, collect, collect the demon...."

The monster laughed, the little Taoist priest is a person who can wrestle if he walks inattentively. With his two-hooked kung fu, what kind of demon can he accept.

The monster coveted the warmth of the world, was lonely for a thousand years, and wanted to find someone to accompany him, so he made an appointment with the little Taoist priest in three chapters. said that one day the little Taoist priest would be able to beat him, so he agreed to accept him.

The stupid little Taoist priest thought to himself, he couldn't take it now anyway, and it was better to keep it by his side than to go out and harm the people, so he responded without much thought.

A Taoist priest, a monster, the days go on like this.

Their little life was nourishing, but the little Taoist master's master couldn't sit still, thinking that this stupid little Taoist priest must not have completed the task he gave him, so he set out on his own.

The little Taoist's master was too old, and his martial arts were too high, and it didn't take long for him to become an immortal, and the monster couldn't go through fifty moves under him. When the last move was to seal the throat with a sword, the little Taoist priest suddenly appeared in front of the monster.

There was no accident, the little Taoist priest died, died in the arms of the monster.

The little Taoist priest walked the Huangquan Road, crossed the Nai He Bridge, and saw Manzhu Shahua. Obviously, he didn't do evil in his life, he was a good person who couldn't be kinder, but God didn't open his eyes when he was born, so he voted for the animal and couldn't be reborn as a human being.

The monster was blessed by the little Taoist priest and escaped. I don't know how long I have been cultivating, and finally ushered in the day of ascension. But to ascend, you need to go through ninety-nine eighty-one heavenly thunders.

It happened to be a rainy day that day, and the Nine Heavens Thunder rumbled down, slashing at the monster one by one. During the last few thunderstorms, the youkai couldn't hold on anymore and fainted on the ground.

At this time, a stupid little phoenix flew out of nowhere, the hair didn't grow very well, it didn't fly straight at all, it came down crookedly from the sky, fell into the arms of the fainting monster, and held those few heavenly thunders for the monster alive.

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