"Look, is this still a man?" The female ghost said to Shi Shi: "The old man is embarrassed to say that he will let the woman go out to work and he will wash it at home." ”

"What's wrong with the guys? It's you, a housewife, who didn't do your duty, and made a mess of the relationship between neighbors and relatives all day long, except for complaining, I really don't know what you've done! ”

Hum!

The two glared at each other fiercely, turned their heads away, and stopped looking at each other.

Shi Shi was sandwiched in the middle, pouting for a moment and laughing for a while.

"Stop arguing." Shi Shi first said to the male ghost guest: "Does your wife usually cook three meals for you on time?" ”

The male ghost said: "Three meals are made, but she always ......"

"Okay." Shi Shi interrupted him, "I'm only going to ask you this one question, you don't need to answer superfluous. ”

Then Shi Shi asked the female ghost again, "Does your husband have drug abuse, gambling, robbery, domestic violence, and prostitution?" ”

The female ghost guest frowned and thought about it, then shook her head, "That's not true, but it's ......"

Shi Shi interrupted again, "Okay, I'll only ask you this one question, and you don't want to say anything superfluous." ”

Then Shi Shi paused and said, "The fact that a woman can cook you three meals on time shows that she has the endurance to persevere, at least a qualified housewife; The fact that a man does not have one of the five bad deeds shows that he is a person with self-control and concentration. Such outstanding advantages, you don't find each other? ”

“……”

“……”

For a moment, the eyes of the ghost couple collided, and then quickly dodged away.

Shi Shi continued: "Actually, it's not that you don't know the advantages of the other party, but you deliberately blur the advantages of the other party and magnify the shortcomings. Everyone has shortcomings, and if they do, then everyone is a demon. ”

After listening to Shi Shi's words, both the ghost guest and his wife were a little embarrassed, as if they had been poked in the heart.

Slowed down for a moment.

"But our personalities are really not suitable." The female ghost said: "Soon after getting married, they started to quarrel because they had no foundation for love. If there is an afterlife, I am determined to marry someone I love! ”

"Does the person you love love you?" Shi Shi asked the female ghost, "How can you be sure that the person you love loves you?" ”

"......" The female ghost guest was speechless.

Shi Shi: "There are more than 6 billion people in this world, if you can live to be 80 years old, conservative calculation, you know about 3,000 people in your life, then the probability of you knowing someone is 5 in 10 million!" ”

"However, in this kind of encounter, half of them are of the same sex as you, and the age limit of the opposite sex must be discarded, and the probability is only a few tenths of a thousandth. If you want to be happy with each other, that is, if you love him, he loves you, this probability will drop to a few billions! ”

A lot of numbers, talking back and forth, confused the couple ghosts.

Shi Shi continued: "Even if you are lucky enough to meet a man who loves each other and finds someone who likes and loves each other, you may not be able to get married. Because you also have to face the test of family, background, money, and so on. Therefore, the probability of two people who love each other getting married smoothly is even lower! ”

"A lot of people end up marrying the right person instead of love, and that's not bad." Shi Shi said: "As long as it is your own choice, you should cherish it." ”

After hearing Shi Shi's words, the husband and wife lowered their heads in shame.