Chapter 171: Old Naughty Uncle Zhou
Qin Lu naturally wouldn't tell the little daughter-in-law, but he hid the jerky snacks that the little daughter-in-law handed him on the road and didn't eat them.
It's not that I don't like to eat, but I saw that the little daughter-in-law didn't stop talking all the way, for fear that before she arrived at the destination, the little daughter-in-law would have no snacks to eat, so she thought about taking it out to the little daughter-in-law at a critical moment.
When he came to the mountain gate, Qin Lu still thought that those snacks would not be useful.
didn't expect that Hua Yu would be stopped outside the mountain, and it would take three hours to wait.
Just when Hua Yu was about to go crazy, regardless of wanting to get in, an old man walked down the mountain.
One moment it was still on the mountainside, and the next moment, it was already in front of the mountain gate.
The old man had a childish face, round eyes, and was wearing a light blue robe.
"Meet Uncle Zhou." The two outer disciples guarding the mountain gate were busy bowing respectfully.
"No courtesy, no courtesy." Zhou Shucheng smiled and looked very cute.
Hua Yu had a stinky face, and she didn't mean to salute at all.
Zhou Shucheng knew that he was at a loss, and awkwardly touched his few white beards, "Senior nephew Yu, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Uncle Shi was practicing just now, and it was a critical moment, so I made you wait here for a long time." ”
"Huh." Hua Yu still had a stinky face.
Zhou Shucheng touched his sleeve, took out a small medicine bottle from it, and quietly handed it to Hua Yu, "Don't tell those senior brothers and sisters, take it quickly, don't be angry!" ”
Before Hua Yu could accept it, the two outer disciples guarding the mountain gate reminded him: "Uncle Zhou, you haven't verified your identity yet, how can you give him something, what if he is a fake Senior Brother Yu." ”
Zhou Shucheng's speed was fast, and the small medicine bottle was retracted into his sleeve.
Hua Yu: "......"
Zhou Shucheng straightened his face, and his innocent face tried to put on a fierce look, "I'll ask you three questions, and if you answer them all, you can enter the mountain gate." ”
Hua Yu had a straight face, and he didn't need to pretend to be fierce, he was already very fierce.
Zhou Shucheng wiped the sweat on his forehead, coughed dryly, and without waiting for Hua Yu to agree, he began to ask himself, "The first question, when you were ten years old, did you still wet the bed?" ”
Hua Yu: "......"
I want to kill someone!
If you kill your uncle, will you be expelled from the sect?
Taking a deep breath, Hua Yu tried to stay calm, "Yes." ”
"Poof!" The two little disciples of the outer gate guarding the mountain gate couldn't help but laugh out loud, but it was also a small voice that held back laughter.
"Hahaha!" This hearty and loud laughter came from Hua Xiao, "Third brother, you were sent to the mountains by your father at a young age, I don't know, when you were ten years old, you were still wetting the bed?" ”
Hua Yu tried hard to maintain the smile of the beautiful Ji Yue, and looked at Zhou Shucheng coldly, "You continue." ”
Zhou Shucheng smiled and said, "Second question, does your master have a fox smell?" ”
Hua Yu: "......"
Want to kill someone!!
With a look of intent in his eyes that was becoming more and more unkind to Master Shangyu's nephew, Zhou Shucheng coughed dryly, "This is also no way, if you ask something that everyone knows, it is easy to be confused, and ask some private questions, so that you will not be mixed in." ”
"Yes." Hua Yu clenched his fists, and the sound of bones from the joints made people feel chills.
"Hey, hey, I'll just say that my junior brother has a fox smell, and he still doesn't admit it! Next time, see how he denies it, even his little apprentice says that he has a fox smell! ”
"Uncle Zhou!" Hua Yu's voice was extremely dangerous.
Zhou Shucheng coughed dryly and returned to seriousness, "The last question, your uncle and me, are you very handsome?" ”
Hua Yu: "......"
Forget it, kill someone.
Hua Yu directly clenched his fist and punched it over, Zhou Shucheng's footsteps were like the wind, his body was like a ghost, he escaped a few meters away in an instant, and said to the two outer disciples guarding the mountain gate: "Yes, yes, he will not be wrong, the entire Xuanji Peak, he is the only one who dares to do something to the uncle!" ”