Chapter 354: The Iron Triangle's Reunion
I was relieved to see the lights still on in the coffin shop, got out of the car first, ran to the front of the shop and knocked lightly.
An hour later, the fat man and I came to the door of the coffin shop as promised, and when I looked around, the coffin shop was still lit, and when I saw this, I said to the fat man, "It's okay, the light is still on!" ”
"Well, let's go inside!" The fat man said to me.
Then the two of us quickly got out of the car and walked into the coffin shop, and when we reached the door, I reached out and knocked on the door.
"Bang Bang!"
"Come in, the door is unlocked!" The voice of the proprietress came from inside.
Hearing the sound, the fat man and I immediately pushed open the door and walked in, and when we entered, we saw that the proprietress was burying her head in front of the computer to catch up on the drama.
Seeing this, I said, "Boss, meet again!" ”
Hearing my voice, the proprietress raised her head to look at me and the fat man, and said with some surprise: "It's you two again, what are you doing this time?" Buy a coffin! ”
Seeing this, the fat man said, "I said, eldest sister, can you change the way you greet you!" ”
"How can I greet you when I come to the coffin shop and ask if you have eaten?" The proprietress looked at the fat man with disdain and said.
Seeing this, I immediately stopped the fat man and said to the proprietress: "No, no, the boss is right no matter what you say, but we are here this time, not to ask you to buy a coffin, but mainly to ask you one thing!" ”
"Say it! What's up? The lady looked at me and asked.
"Well, I want to ask, how to get to the underworld!" I looked at the proprietress and said straight to the point.
When the proprietress heard my words, she was obviously a little surprised, stared at me for a long time, and then said: "Simple, go straight out, after seeing the asphalt road, lie down on it, no accident, it should be there in ten minutes!" ”
"Ugh!" I was speechless for a while, feeling that the proprietress thought I was joking with her.
Seeing this, I looked at her and said seriously: "Boss, I'm not joking with you, I'm serious, I really have something urgent to go to the underworld!" ”
After hearing my words, the proprietress also looked at me seriously and said, "Whether you admit it seriously or not, there is no such thing as a living person going to the underworld!" ”
"But, I really have to go, please help me!" I looked at the proprietress and said.
"It's not a question of whether I can help you or not, if a living person goes to the netherworld, he will violate the law of yin and yang, and he will lose his life at the least, and his soul will be scattered at the worst!" The lady looked at me and said.
"Then we have to go!" I looked at the proprietress and said resolutely.
"Why?" The lady looked at me and asked.
"Help!" I looked at the proprietress and said.
"Save whom?" The proprietress asked.
"My daughter-in-law!" I asked, looking at the proprietress of the house.
"Oh! This person has birth, old age, sickness and death, so let's look down on life and death! The lady looked at me and said.
"I have to save, I owe her!" I looked at the proprietress and said.
After the proprietress heard my words, she suddenly laughed in a low voice, and she said to me with a smile: "Li Jiuyi, what is there to owe or not, you have to understand, this person cannot be resurrected after death, the law of yin and yang is irreversible, since the person is dead, it is impossible to come back to life, no one can make an exception, this is the rule!" ”
"I don't care what rules he has or not, I just know that I love her, so I can't let her go like this, even if this law of yin and yang is irreversible, then I have to try!" I looked at the proprietress and said.
After hearing my words, the proprietress snorted coldly and said disdainfully: "Hehe, Li Jiuyi, do you think you have this kind of thought?" In the past thousands of years, how many people have wanted to go to the underworld to bring back their souls, but in the end, their souls are scattered, just up to you, why? ”
"Boss, I know that I am not qualified, but as long as I have the slightest chance, I can't give up, I have to try hard, this is the only thing I can do!" I looked at the proprietress and said.
When the coffin proprietress heard my words, she shook her head and said, "That's it, in this case, I can't say you, I can only rely on you, but I can't ask questions here, I need to charge for it!" ”
"I pay?" I looked at the proprietress and said.
"Okay, just pay!" The lady looked at me and said with a smile.
"So, how much money?" The fat man looked at the proprietress and asked with confidence.
"One hundred and eight!" The proprietress looked at the fat man and said.
"I'm ......," the fat man opened his mouth and was about to scold the street.
Seeing this, I hurriedly grabbed the fat man, looked at the proprietress and said, "Yes, yes!" ”
"Then swipe the card or scan the code or cash!" The lady looked at me and said.
Seeing this, I took out my mobile phone from my pocket, looked at the proprietress and said, "WeChat scan code!" ”
"Well, this QR code!" The proprietress came out of the counter with a QR code, handed it to me, and said.
"Good!" As I spoke, I scanned the code and paid the proprietress 108,000 yuan.
After the proprietress received the money, she looked at me and the fat man, and said with a smile: "Refreshing! ”
Seeing this, I looked at the proprietress and asked, "Then you can tell me how to go to the underworld now!" ”
"Well, of course, in fact, the method is very simple, that is, to deliberately let Yin Errand ask for his life!" The lady looked at me and said.
"Deliberately let Yin ask for his life, so how do you do it?" I asked, looking at the proprietress of the house.
"Well, the first thing is to use the ash at the bottom of the pot and paint your whole body, so that you can cover up your yang energy. The second is to wear a shroud with cold ice in your mouth and lower your body temperature in turn. The third is to lie face down and lie in a place where the yin qi is heavy, so as to temporarily erase one's yang life, so that you can confuse the yin cha to lock the soul. The lady looked at me and said.
After hearing the lady's words, I nodded, looked at her and said, "Thank you!" ”
"You're welcome, by the way, these Yin coins are given to you, and they should be helpful to you when the time comes!" As she spoke, the proprietress took two stacks of printed coins and handed them to me.
"Okay, thank you!" I took the money and looked at the proprietress and thanked her again. Love Book House
"Well, it's okay, let's go!" The lady looked at me and said.
"Okay, don't bother!" I said and turned to leave.
But at this time, the fat man suddenly asked a particularly important question: "Boss, wait a minute, you only told us how to go, how do we come back after we go down?" ”
After hearing the fat man's words, the proprietress looked back at the two of us and said with a smile: "No one who has been to the underworld has come back alive, so no one knows how to come back!" ”
After hearing what the proprietress said, the fat man became anxious, looked at the proprietress and said, "Sister, you're not joking!" Really? ”
"Really!" The proprietress nodded and said.
"This ...... Isn't that a joke? There's really no going back! The fat man looked back at me and said.
"Otherwise, do you think going to the underworld is really a joke?" The lady looked at me and the fat man and said.
Seeing this, I looked at the proprietress to make sure she wasn't joking, then looked at the proprietress and said, "Okay, anyway, thank you!" ”
"You're welcome!" The lady looked at me and said.
Seeing this, I looked back at the fat man and said, "Fatty, let's go!" No time! ”
"Okay!" The fat man reluctantly agreed, and went out with me and walked towards the front of the car.
After the fat man and I got into the car again, the fat man looked at me and asked, "Second brother, what are you going to do now?" ”
"I don't have any plans, I have to go to the underworld, even if there is no return!" I looked at the fat man and said.
When the fat man heard me say this, he knew that it was impossible to persuade me, so he sighed, then looked at me and said, "Hey! Okay, where is the second brother going next? ”
"Go buy a shroud!" I looked at the fat man and said.
"Gotcha." The fat man agreed, and immediately started the car and drove towards a shroud shop.
Thirty minutes later, the two of us appeared in front of a shroud shop, and although it was already past eleven o'clock at night, the store was still open.
Seeing this, I got out of the car with the fat man and walked towards the shroud shop, and after we entered, a middle-aged man immediately greeted him, looked at me and the fat man and said enthusiastically: "Two bosses, what do you need?" ”
"Buy a shroud, do you have it?" I looked at the middle-aged man and said straight to the point.
"Yes, yes, what size do you need?" The middle-aged man looked at me and the fat man and said with a smile.
"What's the size? Look at how big I wear, just follow my size! I looked at the middle-aged man and said.
Hearing me say this, the middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, stood on the ground and looked at me for a long time and said, "This little brother, you're not joking with me, you can't make this kind of joke!" ”
When I saw this, I immediately realized that there was something wrong with what I said, because there was no way that anyone would buy such a thing for me.
Immediately, I immediately changed my statement, looked at the boss and said, "Boss, you misunderstood, I didn't buy it for myself, I'm not the second uncle in the family is gone!" I'm about the same size as me, so I thought I could follow my own shape! ”
"Oh! That's it! That's pretty much it! The boss looked at me and said with a look of realization.
"Yes, that's it!" I looked at the boss and said.
"Then you wait, I'll show you if there's a suitable one!" As he spoke, the boss went to the side shelf to look for clothes.
But at this time, the fat guy, standing aside, suddenly said: "Boss, look at my figure, give me a whole set!" ”
Hearing the fat man's words, the boss's body trembled obviously, and then he turned his head to look at the fat man and said, "This little brother, your second uncle is also gone?" ”
Hearing the boss ask, the fat man immediately nodded and said, "Yes, my second uncle is also leaving, and I have to have a set." ”
"Okay!" The boss looked at the fat man in surprise, then nodded, and went to rummage through the clothes.
Then, not long after, the boss turned out two clothes, one red and one black, handed them to me and the fat man, and said, "How about you two look at these two?" ”
Seeing this, I glanced at it and took it and said, "No problem, more money?" ”
"Two pieces for a total of two hundred and eighty yuan!" The boss looked at me and said.
"Good! Scan the QR code to pay! I looked at the boss and said.
Then, after I scanned the code and paid the money, I took the clothes with the fat man, and immediately turned around and walked out, and after going out, I looked at the fat man holding the clothes.
Turned to the fat man and said, "Fat man, I forgot to tell you just now, you don't have to go with me this time, I'll just go alone!" ”
When the fat man heard my words, he immediately waved his hand and said, "That's not good, how can I let you go and fight alone!" ”
"Fatty, I said seriously, it is very likely that there will be no return this time, so you can't go, if I can't come back, Fang Min still needs you to take care of it! I looked at the fat man and said seriously.
"Second brother, don't tell me these useless things, you know best who my fat man is, these words are useless to me, take care of Fang Min's affairs, you can leave it to Wang Xiaoou or Wu Dan, no matter how bad it is, there are still her parents, but you go down alone, it will definitely not work without my fat man taking care of it!" The fat man looked at me and said very seriously.
Seeing the fat man like this, I immediately looked at him with extreme seriousness and said, "No, you can't say anything, I can't let you go with me in this underworld!" ”
"Second brother, don't be angry, it's useless for you to be angry, unless you tie up my fat man today, otherwise I'm going to decide, I've always heard people say that the Hades Palace, my fat man has never seen it, this time it's such a good opportunity, I have to go and see it!" The fat man looked at me and shook the clothes in his hand and said.
"Fatty, is your girl's longevity, do you know, let's go this time to put it bluntly, we will not be able to come back for the rest of your life, think about it, if you can't come back, what will your daughter-in-law Xiuyun do? Why are you disobedient? I watched the fat man move with emotion, and said reasonably.
After hearing my words, the fat man looked at me and said very seriously: "Second brother, I understand what you mean, and I also know that you are for my good, but you also have a family!" Think about what your family will do if you don't come back? So we must come back safely this time, so if we want to come back safely, we can't go alone, you must have a helper, and I am your best helper! ”
"The fat man is right, a good man has three gangs, and a threesome is your best choice!" Wu Dan's voice suddenly came towards me and the fat man.
Hearing Wu Dan's words, the fat man and I looked back at the same time, and saw that she was carrying a short sword and a black backpack, slowly walking towards us.
"U Thant, why are you here?" I looked at U Thant, and my heart was surprised and delighted.
"Why, you're not welcome!" Wu Dan looked at it and said.
"No, no, I just didn't expect you to show up at this time!" I looked at U Thant and said.