Volume 1 I'm Not a Genius Chapter 0022 A Shocking Fart
In front of the Bird family's mansion, a strange old man with a turtle beard sat in front of the gate with Erlang's legs crossed.
"Where did the yellow-haired child come from, he even wants to see his grandmother!"
Feng Aohan: "This gambling contract is spread all over Hot Spring County, can you not know if you don't want to?"
Turtlebeard Old Man "I'm different from you, the untouchables of Tangshan, I came from the outside world of Tangshan, although we are not as good as the imperial capital, but much better than you in the poor countryside." ”
[Tangshan] stretches for hundreds of miles, and there are more than a dozen large and small cities in a hundred miles, and there are countless county seats. Hot Springs is one of these villages.
The old man with the turtle beard: "Look at you and others dressed so poorly, begging for food and begging for food, and not picking a good place to find trouble." ”
Wei Long whispered, "Master, he looks down on us. ”
Feng Aohan: "Weilong, do you want to go to the outside world of Tangshan to have a look!"
Wei Long: "I wish I could get out of here, so that my father wouldn't know that I was cultivating behind his back." ”
Feng Aohan: "There are countless powerhouses in the outside world, which are more suitable for our cultivation." At a certain time, Master will definitely take you out on a wandering. ”
Wei Long nodded: "Then thank you, brother!"
Old Man with Turtle Beard: "What are you talking about?" ”
At this moment, the grandmother of the Bird family came out, with a gold-inlaid jade bird finch flower and leaf hairpin on the left and right on her head, wearing gold-inlaid jade earrings on her ears, wearing a set of embroidered flowers and orange mopping skirts, and a jade bird finch ring hanging on her neck, and a pair of gold-lined embroidered shoes on her feet. Holding a plush round fan embroidered with birds and birds, he covers his face in three steps.
The grandmother of the finch family was followed by a housekeeper and an old grandmother with flowers on her head and a red rouge on her face.
Grandma of the Bird family: "I came to the door before the deadline was reached." Did you know that you couldn't cure it, so you came to be a slave in advance?"
The old man with the turtle beard: "Who is this poor sour child?"
Grandma of the Bird Family: "Gong Mo is a distinguished guest, don't meddle in this matter, please move to the hall, and I will discuss with you after I take care of these things." ”
Mo Gong: "It's okay!"
After speaking, the family led Mo Gong to the hall.
After Mo Gong walked away.
The grandmother of the Que family: "I heard that you injured my son that day! Now that you have come to admit defeat in advance, I will punish you for helping my son pour the night pot for three years." ”
Wei Long: "I said why are you so narcissistic, my master hasn't said a word, you are about to say 10,000 words." ”
The grandmother of the Finch family: "Those who admit defeat, what qualifications do they have to speak?"
Wei Long: "Auntie, when did we say that we admit defeat, you have been saying okay from just now to now!"
Grandma of the Bird family: "I'm not here to admit defeat, then..."
The feather fan in her hand shook. She looked into Feng Aohan's eyes.
Feng Aohan: "Within 7 days, I have already let Bai Luo get out of bed freely." It's less than 7 days now, considering that 200,000 gold is too much, tell you in advance, let you get ready. ”
Grandma of the Bird Family: "Nonsense! If Bai Luo's family can get out of bed, how can no one in Shengquan Village be told." ”
At this moment, a little guy rushed to the old woman's side covered in sweat, and then whispered something in the old woman's ear. The old grandmother immediately pulled the sleeve of the grandmother of the Laqi family. The grandmother bent her body slightly to the side, and the old grandmother began to speak in the ear of the grandmother.
Old mama: "Wu'er! The little girl who came back from shopping for vegetables just now came to report that Bai Luo's had already gone to the ground and was still wandering around the vegetable market." ”
The grandmother of the Que family covered her mouth with a fan: "Then what should I do now! 200,000 taels of gold is not a small amount." ”
The rich girl looked obscene, and her eyes showed a fierce light. She whispered a bunch of whispers in the ear of the grandmother of the Finch. The eldest grandmother looked frightened.
"Will this work?"
Cai Gu: "It's just a slave, you go and discuss with Mo Gong, and you can hand it over to the old slave here." ”
The grandmother of the Bird family: "The wind is arrogant and cold, worthy of being a hero out of a young man, 200,000 taels of gold is just a few hairs for the Bird family of my million-dollar family, you go into the house with the rich aunt to withdraw money." ”
Wei Long: "Master, that unruly lady, how did she become so easy to talk, she can't get by!"
Feng Aohan: "Master understands these things in his heart. ”
Feng Aohan and Wei Long stepped on the steps, and the eldest grandmother of the Bird family led people away, leaving only the rich girl and the two immortal cultivators guarding the door. Feng Aohan lifted his feet, ready to cross the threshold. Wei Long followed. Cai Gu's cat-like eyes showed a fierce light, and the corners of Cai Gu's mouth also slanted slightly.
Cai Gu: "Son of the Wei family, you are also a young talent. I don't know what common things Wei Gongzi can say to his parents when he goes out today. ”
Wei Long: "I often live outside, and I don't have anything to say. ”
Cai Gu: "Wei Gongzi is still young now, when you are the same as me, children often don't go home, parents will be worried, you must go home more in the future." ”
Wei Long: "The old lady's words are reasonable, I accept it." ”
When Feng Aohan was shopping for bookshelves in the underworld, he wrote down the living book. He knew that this rich girl was not a fuel-efficient lamp, and the rich girl was ruthless, and she had cleaned up bad things in her life.
Cai Gu: "Feng Aohan, is your mother in good health now?"
Feng Aohan: "Can you take us to the thatched house first?" ”
Cai Gu nodded, and then took the two to the thatched house.
The thatched hut of the Bird family was built very large, and the three were built side by side.
Feng Aohan: "Can the rich aunt avoid it?" ”
Cai Gu left.
Feng Aohan went to the toilet.
Feng Aohan: "Weilong is here." ”
Wei Long: "What are you doing here? I'm afraid you'll fix me." ”
Feng Aohan lifted his pants.
Feng Aohan: "There is an emergency!"
Wei Long ran over: "What, you don't bring paper to the thatched house?"
Feng Aohan: "There is a problem with this rich girl, wait a minute, be careful yourself." ”
Wei Long: "What can an old woman do to us, besides, you see how good she is, she and I are not related and still care about me." ”
Feng Aohan: "Give me paper, don't say anything." ”
Wei Long: "You called me over, you are the one who delivered the paper, right?" A stack of paper was placed in Feng Aohan's hand.
Feng Aohan was calm: "Please don't question every requirement of the teacher. ”
Wei Long: "Brother, you're enough!"
A moment later.
Cai Gu led Feng Aohan and Wei Long to continue walking. They walked through a long hallway, then through a courtyard, and they came to a garden.
Feng Aohan's inner monologue [The Bird House is built in the middle of the mountain, but this direction is obviously going to go up the mountain, who would build the treasury in such a place. 】
They came to a well-maintained courtyard.
Cai Gu: "The two sons go inside, please." ”
Wei Long: "What kind of place is this?"
Cai Gu: "This is a partial house, 200,000 taels of gold need to find a car and horse to pull, the next head is preparing, it's not too early, the two sons have lunch first." ”
Feng Aohan: "That's right, I'm hungry anyway." ”
Wei Long tugged at Wei Long's clothes.
Wei Long whispered: "Ao Han, you want me to be careful, why did you eat it yourself." ”
Feng Aohan: "Let's go in first." ”
The rich girl led the two in. Pushing open the door, a table covered with a large red cloth. The tablecloth hangs perfectly from the floor. Four chairs are placed around the table, behind which there is a screen and a painting hangs on the wall. There is nothing else in the room other than the above items.
Feng Aohan and Wei Long sat down.
After a while, Cai Gu brought a group of maids, about a dozen people, each holding a mahogany food table in his hand, and dishes were placed on the board, one dish at a time.
The maid is well-trained, and in the blink of an eye, the dishes are arranged. There are two plates of meat dishes on the table, a chicken and a rib. In the center of the table are 5 plates of vegetarian dishes, as well as some delicate pastries. Feng Aohan sniffed each dish with his nose, then he put his hand on the ground of the table, he quietly took out the Qiankun gourd, shook it gently, a plant appeared in his hand, and he chewed a few pieces.
After the maid was set, she closed the door. A maid and a rich girl squatted outside the door.
The wind is arrogant and cold, and the wolf is devoured.
Wei Long whispered: "You're not afraid of them poisoning!"
Feng Aohan picked up the remaining leaves with chopsticks and quickly placed them on the plate.
Feng Aohan whispered: "There are people outside the door, these dishes are poisonous, eat this leaf quickly." ”
Wei Long didn't say a word, picked up the leaves on the plate, this action looked like Wei Long was clamping the dishes on the plate from the outside. Wei Long ate the leaves, but he still didn't dare to put down his chopsticks to pick up the meat.
Feng Aohan sandwiched a piece of chicken thigh.
Feng Aohan shouted loudly: "This chicken is well cooked! Little fat man, if you don't eat, you're welcome to be a teacher. ”
Wei Long closed his lips and shook his head vigorously.
Feng Aohan whispered: "This table of dishes, only the pastries are not poisoned, you eat the medicinal materials given to you by the teacher, you can unscrupulously pick up the vegetables." ”
Wei Long brought the two plates of pastries to himself, and then pushed the dishes on the table in front of Feng Aohan.
Feng Aohan whispered: "If you are so daring, how dare I take you out of Tangshan in the future and go outside." ”
Wei Long quickly tore half of the duck with his hands and brought it to his mouth. A bite full of oil and no image.
Feng Aohan was surprised: "Little fat man, eat slowly, leave some for the teacher!"
After a few moments, the meal was swept away, and Wei Long wrapped the remaining pastries in a cloth and put them in the inner bag of his clothes. There was only a pile of dirty dishes left on the table. In the eyes of the maid outside the door, these two teenagers are simply evil ghosts who have not eaten in their eight lives.
Feng Aohan threw Wei Long a look.
Wei Long sat on a stool and didn't know what to do?
Feng Aohan whispered: "Pretend to be poisoned, will you? Like me!" Feng Aohan lay on the table and trembled.
Wei Long whispered: "I won't, but I can try." ”
As the words fell, Weilong raised his head and shouted, the cry was heartbreaking
Wei Long: "Mom~~, it's so uncomfortable! Help~!ah~!Cold!hot!My kidneys are burning." ”
Feng Aohan looked at the little fat man on the ground in surprise, as if he was looking at a fool.
Feng Aohan whispered: "Don't be too exaggerated, faint quickly." ”
Feng Aohan fell to the ground. Wei Long was still there wailing, then overturned the table, and fell to the ground.
Three minutes later.
The rich girl led the family and the maids to push the door in. Cai Gu touched the wrists of the two with her hand.
Cai Gu: "Before they wake up, throw them to the mountains to feed the wild beasts, and after going to the mountains, put two more knives on their necks just in case." ”
Someone: "Why don't you do it now?"
Cai Gu: "If you keep blood, it's hard to transport." ”
After speaking, the rich girl turned around and was about to leave, and the family picked up the two teenagers, and at this moment, Wei Long suddenly let out a big fart.
Burst~~
There was an earth-shattering sound. The smell is extraordinary, too.
Feng Aohan's inner monologue [Loser little fat man. 】
Feng Aohan's soles were filled with murderous aura, he jumped in the air, split in the air, one kick, and the two family members were kicked to the ground by this flying foot.
Feng Aohan: "Don't pretend to be Weilong!"
Before Wei Long could react, he was thrown to the ground by two family members.
Wei Long: "My ass!"
Jia Ding threw Wei Long to the ground, and then raised a stool to fight Feng Aohan. Jia Ding has no murderous spirit, he is not an immortal cultivator, he can only rely on his own brute strength, and before Jia Ding can get close, he just takes a look, and Jia Ding is knocked down by Feng Aohan.
Feng Aohan: "Hurry up." ”
Feng Aohan pulled Wei Long and ran outside.
Cai Gu: "Why can't you even catch two children?" ”
Jiading: "They are killing immortals." ”
Cai Gu: "We also have to kill immortals, quickly call the guards." ”
Feng Aohan ran quickly.
Wei Long said as he ran: "Master, we are still in the mansion, what should we do, there are still many guards in front." ”
Feng Aohan: "Murder must be kept secret, so the guards at the door should know about the rich girl's deeds, and we can run out." ”
They ran to the hallway, and they were about to escape from the Ascension, just then. The rich girl and three guards blocked their way.
Cai Gu: "A shortcut is a good thing. ”
As soon as the words fell, the two men in black turned on their murderous aura and rushed towards the two of them, and next to the corridor was a field of flowers. Feng Aohan pulled Wei Long through the corridor and escaped from the flower bed. The three guards followed closely, and the rich girl walked leisurely behind.
The murderous aura of these three guards, if you look at it alone, is on par with Feng Aohan, if you add them together, Feng Aohan is not their opponent, although Feng Aohan runs fast, but Weilong is a fat man, with such a few catties of fat, he was caught by the guards without running far.
Wei Long: "Wind dog, run! Go find my father." ”
Cai Gu: "Feng Aohan, if you run away now, I will kill this little fat man immediately." ”
Cai Gu took out the scissors.
Seeing the scissors, Feng Aohan stopped, he remembered that there was a catastrophe in Weilong's life, it seemed to have happened recently, if he survived the catastrophe, Weilong would only encounter a catastrophe at the age of 40, and if he didn't survive, he would die.
Feng Aohan whispered, "It was my arrival that gave him this calamity? If I left, would he die here?" Cause of death, accidental injury. ”
Feng Aohan: "Tens of thousands of years ago, I had already escaped the cycle of life and death and the control of heaven and earth, why did Wei Long's fate catastrophe be caused by me?"
Feng Aohan turned around.
Feng Aohan whispered, "If Wei Long and I are arrested, what will happen next?"
Cai Gu: "Come over by yourself." ”
"I'm a reasonable person, I won't hurt you if you come here." As long as you forget about today's events. ”
There was a fierce glint in the eyes of the rich girl.
Feng Aohan's palms were filled with murderous aura, and he walked slowly towards Cai Gu.