Chapter 0304 The Fish That Seeks to Die

"Ten Thousand Tribulations Restore Tai Chi, you are in Tai Chi, that's why you feel so confused."

"Seems to be the case."

"You don't trust me?"

"Well, does this have anything to do with believing you or not?"

"It seems that I'm old and confused, and it really doesn't have much to do with me, if I say that it has a relationship, it only means that no one can understand what I say, it's my own problem."

"I'm also human, and of course I won't be detached, so I won't say anything to you."

"It's just ahead."

"A boat? You're not going to tell me to follow the boat, are you? How do I feel like I'm going to be a thief ship? ”

"Hey......

"You should have given me an explanation."

"Wait a minute, you'll know."

"Okay."

Although Jiang Xueyin said that it was good, her heart was very bad, followed by a corpse, what kind of system did this be?

But since the other party hasn't shown malicious intent, it seems too good to speculate on others?

Therefore, Jiang Xueyin continued to follow the dried corpse and got into a boat that leaked everywhere.

The boat crossed a deserted ferry, and there were several large trees on the shore, all maple trees that had lost their leaves.

A flock of crows flew over and landed on the maple tree, giving the impression that the maple tree had grown leaves again.

Entering the houseboat, Jiang Xueyin found that there was a fragment of the will of the great god Nuwa waiting for her, and she put it away without politeness.

The dry corpse then smiled and said, "Come to me, you have already got what you want, as the owner of this place, I don't think it is necessary to invite you to eat a fish." ”

"Can I skip it?"

"You are a guest, you decide whether to eat or not, but I can't fulfill the friendship of the landlord because you don't eat."

After speaking, the dry corpse turned on the stove, put the black pot on the shelf, and a fish automatically jumped into the pot from the river.

Well, Jiang Xue felt that she had opened her eyes today, and she actually met a fish that was in the pot by herself.

Next, something even weirder happened, but I saw the fish in the pot and said leisurely: "The body is the cage of my soul, don't think that if you eat me, I will think that you are cruel, on the contrary, I think you are merciful, and you let me never be punished again, so to speak, I am actually a dragon." Believe me, I have the body of a fish, but I have the soul of a dragon. ”

"It seems that if I don't eat you, I can't help you, right?"

"Yes, yes, very much."

"But I just don't want to eat you, I'm really sorry for you."

"Don't, others eat me, that's ruining me, but you eat me, that's overtaking me, I need to be exceeded, please eat me."

"You see this little guy is also pitiful, you just take it as a thing, right?

The dried corpse was very sympathetic to the fish, and asked, "Do you like boiled live fish?" ”

"No, if you want me to eat one fish, I can make at least three dishes from one fish."

"Oh? Do you have a knack for cooking? Don't know what three dishes you're going to make with this little fish? ”

"I usually stew fish heads, make spicy fish meat, and fry the fish bones until golden brown."

"You're not going to eat a single fish to the ground?"

"Of course, there is also fish in the water, which cannot be wasted, and can be eaten by stir-frying evenly with hot and sour chili peppers, which can be used as a good accompaniment to alcohol."

"It seems that you really don't waste it at all."

"Then it's natural, who told me to be poor and crazy when I was a child?"

"Come on, don't eat me, I don't want to be overtaken by you, I'd better let mortals spoil myself."

With that, the fish jumped back into the river.

Jiang Xueyin asked, "I didn't plan to eat it, what did it run away from?" ”

"Because I want to eat it."

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"I usually boil live fish, but after listening to your words, I decided to use your method instead, otherwise I will always lack appetizers, it seems that I will not lack appetizers in the future, the hotness of the chili pepper with the spicy taste of the wine, just think about it I am sweating profusely, it's really exciting, isn't it?"

"That's a must."

"Okay, I'll pay you for your taste tonight."

After saying that, the dried corpse burned a fire in the furnace, and soon the water was boiling.

There was a plop, and the water splashed, and it was still the same fish as before, and it said it was back.

And he couldn't be happier.

Is there something wrong with the brain?

Jiang Xueyu picked up a chopstick and poked it, and asked, "Why are you back again?" ”

"Because I like to be boiled."

"Don't you know that people want to eat you the way I do?"

"Hey, he's just talking, he'll only eat my bath water forever."

"Oh, I see."

"Then why does he like to eat your bathwater?"

"Because he's never going to make all the real boiled live fish, haha......"

"But I see it differently, people are sharpening their knives to you?"

"Who to scare?"

"I look like I'm scaring you."

"He's just like that, I want to be in charge of my family, I ate more than 30 people in his family, if I hadn't read him as my apprentice, I would have eaten him a long time ago."

"Oh, so you still have some grudges in it."

"It's a pity that I can't go ashore, but it doesn't matter, anyway, the god Nuwa is going to leave with you, and after you leave, this is my world."

"Oh, so you still have such plans?"

"Oh, there's no way around it, I always have to live, right?"

"yes, but you seem to remember something?"

"What's the matter?"

"I'm human."

"What's wrong with you're human? It's not bad if I don't eat you, I let you eat, and you don't eat me, I have to continue to live in order to live. ”

"Go on for what?"

"Of course eat up all the people here, haha......"

"You're still trying to eat people?"

"Either you eat me, or you wait to hear the news of my cannibalism."

"Come on, jump on the blade by yourself, the knife I just sharpened should be very sharp, if you go down, you will die."

The dry corpse walked in from the bow of the ship with his freshly sharpened kitchen knife.

The fish was so obedient that he jumped on the blade and said, "Give me a good time." ”

"I've seen people kill fish by disemboweling, so I'll learn from them too."

"You're not going to stab me in the head, are you?"

"My body is rotten, and I can't stand your rebound, so we're still disemboweled."

"No, no, that's too cruel, I won't kill you."

Saying that, the fish stopped playing with the dried corpse, pointed at Jiang Xueyin and said, "He is old and useless, you come, beckon me on the head, and slap me to death with a knife." ”

"Me, I haven't killed a fish for a long time, and my methods may be a little rusty."

"Just slap me in the head."

"Okay, I'll give it a try."