Chapter 58: Little Lori and the Parchment Roll
The fat man and I stayed in the Long Manor for more than half a month, and the little fox girl named Hu Xiaoye never came to make trouble again.
Old Mrs. Feng's body is also getting better day by day, and she has returned to her previous toughness and red face.
What's even more divine is that her originally full head of white hair gradually gave birth to green silk, as if she had rejuvenated, which is in response to the sentence - if you don't die in a catastrophe, you will have a blessing.
Long Wenyu saw it in his eyes, was happy in his heart, and was even more respectful to me and the fat man, eating and drinking well, serving well, and treating him like a guest.
After several conversations in these days, I also have great admiration for Long Wenyu's life.
Although this brother Tai is a rich man who rivals the country, he has no frame at all, and he also admires us as cultivators.
Sure enough, this Mr. Long really became my close friend with the fat man in the future, he often introduced us to business, and there were many bizarre and strange stories happening to him and his friends.
Because the daily food is too good, the fat man and Lao Bi are a lot fatter than their original figures, and they are more and more like two big and small balls.
In terms of the amount of food, I am not smaller than a fat man at all, but the strange thing is that I have eaten a lot of nonsense, not only am I not fat, but I have also lost a few pounds, which is really inexplicable.
Mrs. Feng was also very kind to us, and when she saw that the fat man and I didn't have many clothes with us, she arranged for someone to buy us seasonal clothes and shoes, which looked like high-end goods and were very expensive.
It also added a magnificent open large birdcage to the fat bird, which made us really touched by the fat bird.
Now that we have money, I don't know how to drive, but I want to buy a car to get around. The fat man didn't brag to me less that he was an old driver, opening his mouth and closing his mouth was either drifting or paddle shifting, and he didn't use it for a driver, isn't this a tyrannical thing?
But as long as money is mentioned, it is like taking the life of a fat man.
The bank card in his hand shook as if he was convulsing, and resolutely disagreed. He also said that I was a loser, earned a trick, and sooner or later I would have to live on the streets to beg for food.
Since then, I have been stuck every day, and I have to pinch my hands when I sleep, for fear that I will fight the idea of this huge amount of money.
During this leisurely time, the biggest incident was that the little stinky fart, which was originally in the Eater Trick Card and could only communicate with me through consciousness, actually came out of the wooden card.
As soon as I opened my eyes this morning, I saw a little girl sitting beside the bed.
This little girl looked like she was seven or eight years old, she was wearing a cute pink one-piece hellokit-ty children's outfit, with two pigtails on her head, and she was tilting her head to look at me.
There are a lot of children in Long's Manor, but I don't remember that there is such a little girl, and I was a little confused for a while.
Seeing me wake up, the little girl suddenly blushed, turned her back to cover her eyes, and muttered: "Stinky Su Bai, stinky busy, shame and shame!" ”
I simply broke down.
As soon as I got up to provoke someone, I was scolded by someone, and her voice almost made my jaw drop, isn't this the sound of a little stinky fart?
I propped myself up, and instantly turned into a big red face, and the towel was covered by a pillar of optimus below, like a small canopy, and I immediately understood why I was scolded.
I was so ashamed that I wanted to find a crack in the ground and get in. But I can't really be blamed for this, it's too normal a physiological reaction for a young man my age.
I hurriedly sorted out my summer towel quilt and smirked awkwardly: "Ahem...... Little stinky fart? You...... How did you get out? ”
"Hee-hee, didn't expect that, right?"
The little stinky fart came to the spirit, and walked around in front of my bed proudly, walking with a model full of cottage flavor: "I actually figured it out a long time ago, and I don't blame you for being useless, you don't give me food every day!" ”
It turned out that this little girl had eaten a lot under the thousand-year-old demon tree in Qingfeng Temple, and her skills had increased greatly.
Coupled with the Flowing Fire Condensation Bead sent by the eight-tailed demon fox, it actually had a miraculous effect on her by mistake, and after the nourishment of these days, she could finally emerge from the Eater Trick Card and transform into a human form.
Only then did I realize that the little stinky fart in front of me was not physical, but a spirit state, which was very faint when looked at, like a wisp of green smoke condensed, but this image was extremely vivid, and even the pink children's clothes on the body could be seen clearly.
The fat man also woke up, he turned over and got up, and was instantly frightened by the little stinky fart in front of him, and thought it was some kind of trick.
After knowing that this little girl was the little stinky fart in my food trick card, the fat man was greatly surprised, and repeatedly teased me for hiding Jiao in the golden house and imprisoned Lori.
Hearing the noise in our room, the fat birds also flew in to join in the fun.
The food of the Long family is too good, and this product has also changed the habit of going out day and night in the past, holding Texas grilled chicken all day long, three meals a day, a lot of meals, barely becoming a "normal bird".
"I'll bake! Such a pure little Lori, is with my appetite for adults, quack...... Why don't you be my wife! ”
"Phew! You fat hen is shameless! ”
The little stinky fart circled around the fat bird who was talking in the air twice, and said in surprise: "Huh...... It turns out that you are not a parrot, you are Bi Fang! ”
Not a parrot? What kind of trick is Bi Fang? I was confused with the fat man.
Lao Bi scolded complacently.
"Roast! Parrot? Your whole family is parrots! Lao Tzu is an ancient beast, or do you have a vision for this little Lori, come and come...... Let me kiss you...... Quack ......"
I said that you are still an ancient divine beast, and you are an ancient divine ball, which caused the fat bird to spray wildly.
took out his mobile phone and searched for it, only to know that there was really a record of Bi Fang in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", calling it a sacred bird and a firebird.
However, the image of Bi Fang recorded in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" is too different from the fat bird, except that the feathers are red.
The fat bird's expression was a little gloomy, and he said that he had become what he is now because he was assassinated by a traitor and his Taoism was sealed, so he became fat and became a ball. When I asked it what was going on, it wouldn't say that God was mysterious.
The little stinky fart curiously walked around our bedroom, and after a while pointed to the broken birdcage in the corner where the fat bird had been, saying that there seemed to be something inside.
Since the fat bird moved to a "new home", this old broken wood birdcage was originally going to be thrown away, but when the little stinky fart said this, the fat man and I started to dismantle the birdcage.
The broken cage itself did not have a cage door, just a few simple shelves made of dark black wood that looked old, and a long wooden plate underneath, with two wooden sticks standing on both sides, connected to the handle of the cage.
Just as the fat man and I opened the birdcage, a yellow, neatly folded parchment roll fell out of the swarthy wooden plate.
I feel a little incredible, and I wonder if it's a little emperor book hidden by this fat bird?
The parchment roll was unfolded, and it was a thin, tough skin with polished corners that looked very old, and there was no writing on it.