Chapter 0195 We Deceived the Stone Monkey
"You're going to have to let me catch my breath first, right?" Wu Hun said.
This is the monkey monkey grandson of the stone monkey, as the so-called don't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha, so Jiang Xueyin and Wu Hun don't dare to fight here, in case they provoke the stone monkey, their Ruyi golden hoop stick will stab them to death again.
What people have never lacked is brute strength, and more is wisdom, so Jiang Xueyin always thinks that he must be able to set out the joys, sorrows, and sorrows of the monkeys, and then do what he likes, and then deceive Maska's books from the monkeys.
How can a monkey not eat meat?
According to Jiang Xueyin's understanding, there is no animal in this world that really does not eat meat, as long as there is an opportunity, herbivores still eat meat deliciously.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Xueyin had another plan, but when she took out a bucket of intestinal wine, she was ridiculed by Wu Hun.
Wu Hun said to Jiang Xueyin: "People and monkeys all eat fruits, and you are giving them meat and wine, it's just no common sense." ”
"Go, go, you know, they eat fruit every day, and they must be tired of eating it, so I have to change their taste to make me different." Jiang Xue drank and patted the stopper, and the aroma of wine suddenly spread.
At this time, the monkeys looked at me, I looked at you, they all sniffed the wine molecules in the air, and then squeaked and ran towards Jiang Xueyin.
Jiang Xue took it when she saw it, suggesting that Wu Hun would pick up the books, while he carried a large wine barrel and retreated to the courtyard outside.
Then she left the barrels in the courtyard and kindly left them a bowl.
That's right, it's just a broken bowl, not much.
After leaving a broken bowl, Jiang Xueyin retreated and went to find Wu Hun.
Wu Hun looked disgusted in the palace, picked up a book from the ground, and complained for a long time.
When the two had finished packing their books, the monkeys came drunkenly towards the palace, squeaking for another bucket.
Jiang Xueyin directly gave them a bucket without saying a word, and then called Wu Hun and left quickly.
After the two of them left the lonely city, they washed all the books by the lake and put them in the sun.
But who knows that there is also a gentleman of monkeys here, just flip through the books if you have nothing to do, and some monkeys even take the books away.
Wu Hun and Jiang Xueyin hurriedly stopped the loss, and after receiving the books, they went to chase the monkey, because the monkey took their three books.
The three monkeys, who had three books, jumped fast, passed through the lonely city and hid in the stone chamber, and it was not long before they came out again and creaked at the door of the stone chamber.
Wu Hun sighed: "Wow, this monkey is also like a human, and if he finds a backer, he owes a beating." ”
"Not really, but no matter what, we're going to get those three books back from them." Jiang Xueyin said.
Then, she and Wu Hun swaggered forward and told the three monkeys not to be arrogant, they were all saviors of the stone monkeys...... 's descendants, the stone monkey saw them and shouted a gracious duke.
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When the stone monkey in the stone chamber heard this, he made up his mind and exclaimed, "Ignorant boy, you have said that you have become my father-in-law?" ”
"The person who saved your life, you call it a benefactor, right, that is our ancestor, and we are your little ancestor." Jiang Xueyin said.
Wu Hun had no choice but to pretend that he hadn't heard anything, and once again saw Jiang Xue's self-lowering IQ performance, and he didn't know what the hell she was doing. 90 look
The stone monkey squeaked angrily: "Ruyi golden hoop stick, stab him to death for me." ”
"Ha-" Jiang Xue drank her sword, but after seeing a huge pillar coming out of it, she was a little nervous, "Stop, I was wrong, the Great Sage, please calm your anger." ”
"Hmph, get my forgiveness for a mistake? I'm telling you no. The stone monkey became angry, and the Ruyi golden hoop stick came out of the hole like a poisonous snake, like Jiang Xueyin biting over.
Jiang Xueyin slashed out a sword to block, but was directly pushed out of the lonely city, crossed the lake of the resort, and was stabbed into the distant mountains.
Wu Hun looked back and saw that Jiang Xueyin had long since disappeared, but saw an endless stick lying between heaven and earth.
However, Wu didn't worry about Jiang Xueyin dying like this, she found it all by herself, but she didn't know what Jiang Xueyin wanted to do this time.
Out of instinctive concern, Wu Hun still lied to the stone monkey and said, "Splash monkey, stop it for me, we have found a solution to your petrification." ”
"Don't tell it." Jiang Xueyu fell from the sky, and fell on the golden hoop stick of the sky.
The stone monkey turned the Ruyi golden hoop stick, wanting to throw Jiang Xueyin down, but Jiang Xueyin actually started a fitness run on it, and told the stone monkey not to stop.
Wu Hun smiled as bright as the sun, he felt that his daughter-in-law was too funny at this time, why didn't he find her two sides before?
The stone monkey angrily put away the Ruyi golden hoop stick and said, "You actually want to play with my stick, get out." ”
"Actually, you don't need to be so angry, we really have found a solution to your petrification, only the wisdom of those three books is missing, so please ask you to ask them to be returned to us." Jiang Xueyin lied, but her face was not red and her heart was not beating.
The stone monkey was very suspicious of the two of them, and couldn't believe his ears, and Muska's efforts could not help him, but only aggravated the danger of his petrification.
That's why, it doesn't want to let Muska continue to study it, and thus cuts off the provision of samples to Muska.
Jiang Xueyin saw that the stone monkey was unmoved, called Wu Hun, took out their graduation certificate with her, and dangled in front of the stone monkey.
Jiang Xue drank and said proudly: "We are also philosophers with knowledge, and we are not the only ones who are Masco, what he can't do, we rising stars, can definitely do." ”
"You have to believe that the future is terrifying, and the blue is better than the blue." Wu Hun also said shamelessly.
These two people are definitely going to deceive the stone monkey, and if they don't deceive the stone monkey, they will definitely not leave.
In the end, the stone monkey asked the three monkeys to return the book to Jiang Xueyin, and Jiang Xueyin took Wu Hun back to the resort together, and after finding Maska, he asked Masika to succeed once, otherwise she and Wu Hun would become benevolent.
Muska asked, "If you don't succeed, you become a benevolent?" What's going on with you? ”
"We lied to the stone monkeys." Jiang Xueyin said.
After hearing this, Maska laughed and said: "You are amazing, you will deceive it as soon as you come, but I only dared to fool it recently, you are dead." ”
"We're set? That will also make you die first, so you'd better pray that this time it will be successful. ”
"In terms of the truth that there is a certain degree of success in experiments, some of them just fail countless times, and success is discovered by chance."
"I don't care, I just want the result, the successful result."
Jiang Xueyin and Wu Hun put pressure on Maska, who promised to do his best and knowledge, and prayed that this time he would succeed.
It's clear that Muska is going to start deceiving people too.