Chapter 9: Scare out the
After a toss in the middle of the night, Li Yan woke up at ten o'clock in the morning, but fortunately, he didn't have to buy meat today, the braised meat pot was kept warm all the time, and he could continue to sell it when he took it out.
However, for the sake of responsibility, Li Yan still decided to taste it himself first, cut a plate of pig's head face, not to mention, the taste was even a little better than yesterday.
Seeing that it was already time to eat, Li Yan waited for the customers to come to the door, but he didn't expect that the first one to come was Gou Jiande.
This time he didn't bring his younger brother, Gou Jiande swaggered over alone, climbed on the window and said with a smile: "Heh, the door is open?" ”
Li Yan looked at him and smiled, the yellow eel blood on the door last night, if nothing else, he made it, this is here to show off!
"Boss Li, haven't you heard that someone in your store just died two days ago?" Gou Jiande said with a wink.
"Well, I haven't heard of anyone else, because I was there." Li Yan said with a smile.
"Uh......" Gou Jiande choked up, smacked his lips and said, "Are you there?" Then you dare to live here? ”
"Then what's not to dare? In broad daylight, are you still afraid of the dead? Li Yan smiled.
"Tsk, of course you're not afraid during the day, but what about at night?" Gou Jiande lowered his voice and said, "I heard that the haircut's death was very miserable, and he was extremely resentful, in case the ghost lingered, he came out in the middle of the night to wander...... Tsk, you stay in the store at night, right? Didn't you hear anything? ”
Having said that, doesn't that mean that the yellow eel blood is his ghost?
"Old man, you said that you are the lord of the land, so should you know how to use spells?" Li Yan asked in his heart.
"Haha, you kid has finally opened his mind!" The old man smiled excitedly, "Say, how do you want to clean him up?" ”
"What will you do?" Li Yan asked.
"I'll have too much, but the problem is that the amount of food that the previous haircut guy ate was too small, and my current energy is seriously lacking, and all I can use is some low-level gadgets." The old man said, "For example, let him have diarrhea on the spot, fall while walking, and so on......"
"Diarrhea on the spot? This is a delicatessen, and we still have to do business......" Li Yan said dissatisfiedly.
"Okay!"
Before poor Li Yan finished speaking, the old man responded excitedly, and then Li Yan found that Gou Jiande, who was smiling proudly, suddenly changed his face, and even his hairs stood up on his pale face, and then he heard a loud "poof", and a stench began to permeate.
"I said, can you listen to me before you do it?" Li Yan shouted at the old man in his heart full of despair.
"What, who let you swallow slowly......" The old man refused to take the blame.
"I'll rely on ......" Gou Jiande scolded in a low voice, and then said to Li Yan, "Open the door and let me use the toilet......
"What does it smell like? You're not going to pull your pants in, are you? Li Yan pretended to be confused and said, "Boss, I'm a delicatessen, if you come in, I won't be able to do this business, go to another house!" ”
"I ...... Do you believe that I killed you? Open the door! Gou Jiande was furious, and as soon as his voice was raised a little, there was another "poof", and his pants were wet to the crook of his legs.
Li Yan didn't say a word, picked up the kitchen knife, and slashed it on the vegetable pier.
Gou Jiande hurriedly retracted his head from the window, licked the corners of his mouth, and turned his head to leave.
"Wait a minute," Li Yan stopped him again, then opened the door with a kitchen knife and went out, shouting loudly, "I'm scared to pee when you see me, and you're embarrassed to say that you're a durian?" Don't let me see you again! ”
In fact, from Gou Jiande, people in several nearby stores were probing their brains to pay attention, and Li Yan shouted so loudly, and everyone's attention was focused on Gou Jiande's pants......
"Really scared to pee?"
"This kid is fierce enough, he can scare Gou Jiande into peeing......"
"I didn't expect this Gou Jiande to be so cowardly, don't look at the usual pretending to be bullish, a kitchen knife scares the pee......"
"In the future, if he wants to eat Lao Tzu's things and don't give money, Lao Tzu will also cut him with a kitchen knife!"
The people who secretly paid attention for a while all walked out into the street, boldly looking at Gou Jiande with a mocking smile.
Poor Gou Jiande's face flickered black and red, and he was so angry that he gritted his teeth but couldn't let out a cruel word - his ass felt like he couldn't hold it again, and sure enough, as soon as he took a step, there was another "poof", and his pants were wet to the hem of his pants!
Gou Jiande took advantage of the gap that had just been released and temporarily stopped, and fled in embarrassment, Li Yan looked out of the window, fortunately, it didn't flow to the ground, and the stench quickly drifted away with the wind, so it shouldn't affect business, right?
Not to mention, as soon as he returned to the store, the neighbors around him all came to him, under the banner of buying braised pork, asking about the situation just now, which was very lively for a while, and even attracted many passers-by to find that there seemed to be people queuing up here, and they also ran over to join in the fun, so that in less than one o'clock, the half pot of braised pork was all sold out.
"Hehe, boy, how does it feel to eliminate evil and promote good?"
Li Yanmei counted the turnover, but the old man interjected.
"What do you mean?" Li Yan, who had just counted the general, was interrupted, and simply replied while starting from the beginning.
"Why are you doing business so well at noon today?" The old man said, "You have earned merit and your luck has increased!" ”
Li Yan blinked and said, "By the way, after earning merit, why don't you help me heal my illness quickly?" ”
"Tsk, that's all you need?" The old man was speechless.
"Nonsense, Lao Tzu is not a stupid person who wants money and doesn't want to die." Li Yan shouted.
"Yes, you don't have the IQ anymore." The old man said, "Let me tell you first, after this merit has been used, such good luck will be gone." ”
"Don't talk so much nonsense, cure my illness first, and then talk about luck or something." Li Yan said urgently.
"Okay, listen to you." The old man said.
"Then you hurry!" Li Yandao.
"It's already been cured." The old man said.
"Huh? So fast? Li Yan didn't believe him a little.
"What? Do you have to roll on the floor in pain? If you want to do that, I can satisfy you too......" The old man's luck was full of eagerness.
"Well, forget it...... " Li Yan said in his mouth, but he was thinking about how to verify it.
What to think, what to come, Li Yan's mobile phone immediately rang.
"Boss, do you want to deliver food?" Liu Xiaoya's voice came.
"I wanted to give it away, but it's sold out today." Li Yan said with a smile.
"Huh? Business is so good? Liu Xiaoya was also surprised.
"No way, who made my braised pork delicious." Li Yan said.
"Alas, I originally wanted you to send some braised pork over, and then I will give you a check-up in the afternoon...... Liu Xiaoya said.
Li Yan's heart warmed up, what kind of examination by the way, it should be sent braised meat by the way, right? She is concerned about our condition, and she is afraid that she will be too direct and make herself uncomfortable......
"Well, although the braised meat is gone, if you want to eat anything else, I can send it to you by the way, and then do a check-......up," Li Yan said with a smile.