Chapter 34: Hot Face Sticks Cold Ass!

It is said that last night, after Lu Pianpian's method of 'using evil wisdom and evil', he forced the sea boats to be good, so that they could give all the gold and silver treasures in the entire treasury to the common people, and plant crops in the villages near the sea, which is easy to say, but very difficult to do!

For one, pirates are not genuinely conscientious.

Second, even if a pirate who is forced to work for a good job is willing to grow crops, he has no land to plant, which is also a problem!

Thirdly, the pirates used to do a lot of evil, and they offended the local people, and the common people hated them so much, I am afraid that they will now become the public enemies of the people as soon as they come ashore!

Therefore, although Lu Pianpian said that he thought on the bright side, he was very naΓ―ve and did not take into account more situations at all.

On this day, hundreds of pirates were forced ashore, causing a panic!

However, what made the villagers of Pearl Village even more panicked was that the pirates took the initiative to give them the treasure......

When the villagers saw these finances, they also wanted to collect them but did not dare to collect them...... The two sides were in a stalemate for a long time, and someone reported the case, which attracted the attention of the local county magistrate, who brought a group of officials, although the number was not enough for one-tenth of the pirates, but they were also surrounded by groups, including the villagers, and the two sides were like this, you look at me, I see you in a stalemate......

"I heard that you pirates want to be good, and all these gold, silver and jewels are distributed to the nearby villagers?"

The pirates looked at each other one after another, and the pirate boss and the second were also stunned, and the pirate old avenue: "I'm not happy to give you money, I'm afraid I'm stupid to fish on weekdays!" ”

Listen to what that tone is! Obviously not sincerely!

The county order said: "You are not happy, why do you want to play such a play, I think you are playing some tricks, wanting to harm our villagers!" ”

"Yes, Lord County Commander, they are ruthless and scheming robbers, I'm afraid this is another trick, we must unite to force this group of pirates away, and they are not allowed to step ashore!"

"Shoot away the pirates, shoot away the pirates, bomb the pirates !!"

Behind him, the villagers shouted and made a gesture to blast out the pirates!

The pirates are very short-tempered, and they can tolerate this kind of 'abuse', so they immediately overtook the guys and made a gesture to kill: "What are you called, I am telling Lao Tzu to kill you all!" ”

The pirate boss is tall and strong, and he looks very fierce, and such a roar is really scary!

Everyone was so frightened by his 'ruthlessness' that they took a step back, but they didn't think that a person suddenly came from behind the crowd, and said in a cold voice: "Who are you going to kill?" ”

As soon as he heard this voice, the rough pirate trembled!

"Auntie...... Grandmother...... You're not...... Are you sleeping, how can you have the time to watch the excitement! ”

The pirate boss said in a cold sweat.

Lu Pianpian said: "If I don't come, are you ready to kill?" ”

The pirate boss hurriedly waved his hand: "There is an aunt and grandmother, don't dare." ”

The villagers of Pearl Village had never seen Lu Pianpian before, but they saw that the pirates were very afraid of him, so they were curious.

Lu Pianpian raised her eyebrows: "Oh, if I'm not here, you dare to kill?" ”

Pirate Boss: "...... Auntie spare the little one......"

Lu Pianpian waved his hand, and a pill was thrown into his mouth, and before the pirate boss could react, Lu Pianpian flashed in front of his eyes in the blink of an eye, pressed his jaw hard, and forced him to eat the pill!

"Ahem, ahem! Ahem, ahem! ”

"You ......" the pirate boss blushed: "What did you give Lao Tzu to eat!" ”

"Aunt and grandmother gave you the Gu, if you dare to hurt people behind my back, you will be poisoned to death, and there will be no corpse! Don't let any of you escape! Also, you are screaming in front of me, believe it or not, you are looking for teeth all over the ground when I beat me! ”

The villagers of Pearl Village were discussing.

Passerby A: "Who is that, who does it look so cute, why is it so dragged, even pirates dare to bully!" ”

Passerby B: "It's strange, why are these pirates so obedient, they seem to be afraid of her!" ”

Passerby C: "Isn't she a fairy?" ”

Passerby A: "What fairies are not fairies, how can there be fairies and devils in this world!" ”

The pirate boss is also unlucky, and he met such a sweet and cute person, but he is actually ruthless!

The county commander came and said, "It turns out that this group of pirates can be good because of you?" ”

Lu Pianpian said: "This lord, I was originally a disciple of the King Temple to sit down and close the door Lu Pianpian, this time I went out to change my fate, I never thought that I would encounter a group of pirates going out to rob, so I ignited them, and I hope that all the villagers and elders will give them a chance to reform themselves!" ”

The county order thought; Where is the temple of the king, he has never heard of it before!

But he is also a good person, and forcing hundreds of pirates to be good can be regarded as a good deed......

"Although this group of pirates is willing to reform themselves, but after all, the country is difficult to move, the immortals are difficult to change, and the people of our pearl village are also honest, if they use any tricks to harm the people, then I am not a criminal for the ages, although the girl is a good heart, she has done a good thing, but ...... Pearl Village really can't tolerate them! ”

"Yes, shoot away the pirates, shoot away the pirates, blow up the pirates!!"

Behind him, the people shouted.

The pirates have always been in charge of it, and they tolerated this embarrassing situation, and replied: "Damn, a group of things that don't know what to do, you are screaming, believe it or not, Lao Tzu......"

Before the words were finished, Lu Pianpian glared at him with a murderous look!

At that time, the pirate boss will shut up and will never dare to speak again!

The Holy Spirit of Qingfeng has not yet appeared, and may be entangled with the flames, so she will stay in Pearl Village for a while!

"Lord Prefectural, I can understand your fears, but everyone is fair, and if it weren't for the compulsion of life, they wouldn't have gone to be pirates! I believe that after my teaching, they will be able to be sincere, and you don't have to be afraid of what the villagers and elders are worried about, with me, they don't dare to mess around! Please also ...... Give them a chance to be new people! ”

Saying that, Lu Pianpian saluted sincerely.

She looks confident, and she has indeed touched many people, but the mentality of the county commander is still very firm, and she doesn't want pirates to enter the village!

"No, no!" The county magistrate shook his head again and again.

There is such a person who is willing to apologize for their group of pirates who have done all kinds of evil!

Behind them, the pirates saw that the women they met in front of them were in a low voice for them, and they all looked at each other, and they didn't know how to describe it......

It's also false to say that you are not moved, and to say that you are moved...... Their hearts are like stones again, and they cannot be shaken.

"If you don't allow it, you don't allow it, who is rare!"

The pirates are on board and back to the island! Even, the treasure that was originally carried down was carried back!

"Wait, you can go, you have to leave behind, these are all you robbed, not yours!"

The one who said this was actually a servant behind the county order!

Lu Pianpian raised her eyebrows and looked coldly at the person who took the lead in speaking!

Sure enough, the human heart is not enough to swallow the elephant!

is obviously doing good deeds, but I see the most selfish and evil side of people!

"It was Lao Tzu who robbed it, and it was also robbed by Lao Tzu with his ability, if I want to give it to you, it depends on whether Lao Tzu is willing or not, you are reluctant to let my brothers go ashore, and I am reluctant to share the treasures that my brothers have worked hard to rob you!"

"It's someone else's, it's not yours, why should you take it if you robbed it!"

"You-"

The confrontation between the pirate boss and the official can completely show the greed of the human heart!

The pirates are greedy, and so are the common people!

Lu Pianpian said in her heart; She was really sloppy!

She sneered and said, "If you want treasure, you can exchange it for something." ”

"This girl, I think you are also a good person, why are you confused at this time, these finances are not coming from the right way, and it is normal for people to distribute these things to the villagers and elders!"

Lu Pianpian looked at him coldly, and the person who saw it couldn't help but shudder, she said coldly: "So, what others have robbed, you have to continue to snatch it back?" And what's the difference between you and pirates?! ”

As soon as these words came out, those who said that they were lucky were red-faced!

The county commander glanced coldly at the official beside him, and said helplessly: "Okay, don't say it, our Pearl Village can't accommodate this group of pirates, please get on the ship, from now on, don't disturb everyone's life on the shore!" ”

"Excuse me!"

Lu Pianpian saluted.

It won't work this time, so let's wait for a chance!

In this way, the pirates were forced to drive away by a group of people, there were many pirates, about 800 people, the process of boarding the ship was a little slow, and the pirates' hearts were also cold!

It turns out that they are so evil in the hearts of others, and there is no place for them everywhere!

The people of Pearl Village watched the pirates come one by one, and one by one they returned with a disgraced face, until their ship sailed far away, and then they were relieved, and everyone dispersed, hoping that this group of pirates would never come ashore again!

On the ship, Lu Pianpian chatted with the pirate boss and the second child.

"Look at the good things you have done, and now if you want to make you good, people won't give you a chance!"

Pirate Boss: "I don't want to be a good ...... either"

Lu Pianpian slapped him on the back of the head, and the pirate boss's head buzzed.

"That's it!" The second pirate compound said: "I have been a pirate for half my life, and I am used to being at ease, but now I am unlucky, kindly giving people money, and I was almost slandered by those honest people, what kind of world is this, and what is the difference between them and us pirates!" ”

Lu Pianpian sighed slightly and said, "That's what I said, but ......"

Lu Pianpian looked at the bow of the boat, and many people gathered on the bow of the boat, including men, women, and children......

"You want your children and grandchildren to be pirates forever?"

"What's so bad about being a pirate!" That being said, the pirate boss and the second pirate looked at each other one after another, lacking confidence in their hearts.

They are hated, but their children are innocent......

To be a pirate is to bear infamy and risks...... They don't care, but when they think of their wives at home......

I can't help but feel a little melancholy!

When he was worried, someone suddenly shouted: "Boss, second, look at what's going on on the other side of the coast!" ”

The big ship has sailed away, but you can still see the situation on the coast through the telescope!

Just look at the hillside on the other side of the coast, which is falling in the blink of an eye...... Fall......

"Not good! There's an earthquake on the other side of the coast! ”

"Boss, what should I do?"

The pirate boss rolled his eyes: "Mind my!" ”

Lu Pianpian said: "Quickly inform the captain to drive the boat over, you go to save people now, it is the best opportunity to make a good impression!" ”

"I don't want a hot face to a cold ass!"

"Oh?" Lu Pianpian raised her eyebrows: "Okay, let your children and grandchildren be pirates in the future!" ”

After that, turn around and leave!

The pirate boss and the second pirate looked at each other for a moment, and suddenly said in unison: "Wait! ”