Chapter 149: On the Ability to Lick Dogs
After listening to Zi Ye's request, Su Ling's whole person was stunned, could it be that rich people want to go to the countryside to experience the hardships of society after living a nourished life for too long?
But since this request has been made, she has to meet it no matter what, after all, it is a business that should not be in vain.
Thinking about it, Su Ling stretched out his hands, and his mouth was simply happy.
"Okay, okay! You come to live, it's no problem to stay for as long as you want," It's just that the thirteen princes' mansions are so poor that they don't know if Zi Ye will get used to it, but whatever, he didn't force him to go anyway.
Zi Ye saw that Su Ling said this, so he casually took out a bag of gold leaves, and Su Ling was stunned the moment he saw the gold leaves.
"This?" Why is it so much like what she took out to bluff people, could it be the bag she took out, this is too perfunctory...... Could it be that she took her things and gave her her own money?
Zi Ye also saw Su Ling's hesitation, and replied with a chuckle, "Don't worry, it's not the things you take to fool people, genuine gold leaves." ”
After hearing this, Su Ling picked up the gold leaf and put it on her teeth, sure enough, unlike her gold leaf, the gold was indeed soft, and seeing a bag full of leaves, Su Ling was almost happy to the sky.
"That? Will you go back with me now? ”
"Now," Zi Ye raised his forehead and looked at her directly, but there was no other emotion in his eyes.
Su Ling's smile on his lips never stopped, "Okay! Come with me, I can tell you, this Thirteen Princes' Mansion is different from other places, this place, the first feature is big, the second is quiet, the most suitable for people like you to live a retirement life......"
Zi Ye stopped and looked down at her, the emotion in his eyes was unclear.
"You think I'm old?"
Hearing Zi Ye's question, Su Ling suddenly looked puzzled, and blinked his fox eyes.
"Isn't it old? Well, I'll die for a thousand years, this year? Su Ling stopped talking as he spoke, for fear that Zi Ye would care about other people's opinions of his age like Fu Ze, and the wizard asked tentatively.
"You? How long do you think you live to be old......"
Zi Ye frowned slightly after hearing this, "Maybe heaven and earth live together, there is no definition of old in my mind, as for how long it will be old, I don't know, but there is no need to know, after all, the deity will never be old." ”
There is Su Ling: "......" why is it that he is speechless to show that the other party is simply an intermittent secondary second dementia patient, or a serious secondary secondary ......
"Haha, actually, I don't think you're old, but you haven't let me keep up with your age," Su Ling laughed dryly.
What's more, he didn't keep up, no one in her whole family could keep up, okay, the eldest person living in the clan is only 50,000 years, where are they like Fu Ze and Zi Ye, they are guaranteed to start at 100,000 years old, this, how can she, who usually calls herself aunt, live......
"You really don't think I'm old?" After hearing this, Zi Ye looked down at Su Lingdao.
Of course, Su Ling can't tell the truth in his heart when he listens to it, if he says it, he can't strangle honest people in the cradle.
"Of course it's not old, how can it be old? You see that there are so many people in the world who are older than you, have they said anything? Why do you care so much about that? Why bother, isn't this just a happy life, you look at your Yushu Linfeng handsome and chic appearance than Pan An! ”
Depend on! In order to be a licking dog, she used all the words she had learned all her life, yes, although there were only a few, she really tried her best, and the most important thing was that she knew that she needed culture to be a licking dog.
Zi Ye listened to her foolish words and glanced at her with a smile, "What you said went up to my heart, although I don't like it." ”
There is Su Ling: "......" She really tried her best, you must know that she read more of the necessary vocabulary for licking dogs back then, so as not to be embarrassed again and again now, isn't it uncomfortable.
But thinking about how she could have predicted that she would one day embark on the road of being a licking dog, thinking that she was graceful and chivalrous back then, where would she have thought that one day she would end up with such a face-looking end, regretting not at the beginning, you must know that you will cultivate well, no matter what, you will not ask others to save you and owe a huge amount!
Su Ling wiped a handful of tears in his heart, who made himself so weak, and he still had the life to lick a dog, if he could harder his bones at the beginning, he would directly fight with those old men, who knew that when he heard that he couldn't even beat Fu Ze, the roots of his bones softened in an instant.
The past is unbearable!
Thinking that Zi Ye was more than 100,000 years old, Su Ling instantly became interested again, and asked him sideways.
"Since you have lived for more than 100,000 years, then you should be very clear about this desolate ancient matter, do you know why I was driven out of the desolate ancient by the Protoss when I had the Sioux Clan, others told me that it was because of the four notes, but I don't believe it."
After Su Ling said this, she set her eyes on the sky again, just imagine that there are people in the sky staring at her now.
"Four notes are certainly a reason, but the deeper reason should not be simple, right? Just like my mother told me back then, don't step into the wilderness in this life, this place can not accommodate us and we don't need to stay, originally it sounded that there is a Su Ling clan staying here actually has a certain effect, but later some people found out that in fact, we have the Su people are not here, and nothing will happen here, coupled with the strength of the four notes and the recognition of the master, everyone is afraid of the Sioux people, so there will be the immortal clan and the gods will work together to drive the Su people out. ”
Zi Ye listened to Su Ling's chatter all the way, but never said a word, knowing that in the end, Su Ling finally waited impatiently before slowly speaking.
"It's because you have a Sioux tribe hiding a secret that can subvert the ancient world, so they will be so jealous of you, in other words, if there is a Sioux tribe in the ancient world for a day, this god clan will be worried for a day, but with the help of the Sioux people, it is impossible to eradicate it, and finally the district has become the best way."
Su Ling couldn't help frowning when he heard this, "You said that, I really didn't know that we actually had a time bomb at home?" It won't have any impact on our own family, right? ”
Zi Ye glanced at her, "Have you ever seen the bomb maker blow himself up?" ”
There is Su Ling: "...... It's not uncommon......"
When he returned to the Thirteen Princes' Mansion, Su Ling found that a large group of people eating melons and watching the excitement had gathered at the door.
I saw that surrounded by everyone, Pu Xingwen was talking to a bloated old woman.
"I warn you! You occupy the wall of my house, and you are limited to tear down the wall this month! Otherwise, we'll go to the official! ”
Pu Xing pretended to be surprised when he heard this, "Oops! I'm so scared! See the official! Master, I'm here to see who dares to do me! ”
The man laughed and said, "Yo! You think that if you live in the Thirteen Princes' Mansion, you really think you are a prince! Who in this Qin State doesn't know that the emperor today doesn't trust anyone, you have a mother and no father! ”
"You're a thing! I'll look at what you don't look like, look at this belly! Like a long fried nest melon, look at this face again, half of it is bigger than my face, and then look at this ass, there must be a lot of babies in your house! You old poisonous woman! ”
Listening to Pu Xingwen's quarrel with people, the temples on Su Ling's forehead jumped suddenly, she really didn't find out that Pu Xingwen was so capable of quarrelling, you must know that she brought this product when she wanted to talk about it before, so as not to waste her saliva.
"Hey, the big guys are here to judge, look at how many people look like this little beast! Look at this mouth! If you belong to a dog, you will bite someone if you catch it! ”
When Pu Xing heard this, he couldn't help but take a mouthful of thousand-year-old phlegm on the man's face.
"I'll fuck your uncle! Even if it's a dog, I'm going to bite, unlike you poisonous old woman! The mouth stinks like eating, and it's poisoning to say a word! ”
"Oh! You little bunny! ”
Su Ling listened to these two quarrels, and thought back to Zi Ye standing beside him and smiled awkwardly.
"Haha, he's not usually like this, I don't think so, he's normal, that is, he really provokes him to be like this, so ......" so fragrant.
But then again, she was really afraid that Zi Ye didn't plan to live here because of this accident, after all, she saw the way to make money from him, maybe one day she would praise him a few more words with this licking dog's mouth, wouldn't she open the money if she was happy? How simple it is to make it so complicated......
However, these thirteen princes are too aggrieved, I'm afraid that there is no such failed thirteen princes in the world, not only is he penniless like a poor bastard, but even the neighbors have nothing to do to bully him.
So? How did the previous Thirteen Princes live to be so big? Was this life blown by a strong wind?
Seeing that the two finally stopped arguing, the woman scolded and left the prince's mansion, and when the passers-by were almost scattered, Su Ling went in.
"I should let you guard against these people, so don't mess with this matter if you can, why are you still quarreling with her, if you are seen by someone with a heart, you may have to make a big fuss."
Su Ling opened his mouth before he entered the door.
When Pu Xing heard that someone was looking for trouble again, he immediately knew that someone was coming when he heard the sound that turned into a wind.
"Sister! Why did you come back! You don't know if that aunt is too good just now! It's just aggressive! It's too much of a deception! ”
There is Su Ling: "......" said this, if she hadn't been outside the door at the time, she would have almost believed it, and she actually had the face to say that others were aggressive......
"Didn't you see me when I was outside the door? I can hear the two of you arguing three streets away. ”
Pu Xing was immediately embarrassed when he heard this.
Busy scratching his head embarrassedly, "You've been outside for a long time, so why don't you come to help me, you don't know how much she is!" I resisted, she actually asked me to come and tear down the courtyard wall, can you believe it, she actually said that my courtyard wall occupies her land! ”
Su Ling nodded after hearing this, "It's really incredible, this is also a prince's mansion, why do you have to share a courtyard wall with the people, shouldn't it be a single house?" ”
After Su Ling said that, he turned his head to look at Zi Ye again.
"In the future, he will live with us, and you will be waiting for your life, and there will be rewards for serving well~" Su Ling said with a smile.
Pu Xingwen heard that the petrification was in place, this scene, this plot! Why is it so familiar? It seems that this situation also occurred when Su Rui was brought back, and Su Ling was alone outside, and a wild man came back after waves......
"Sister! Isn't it a brother or brother you recognize, or is it a romantic debt you owe? Pu Xingwen squinted and asked, with a posture of preparing to torture without making a move.
When Su Ling heard this, he stretched out his hand and gave him a plan, and he served with a ruthless iron palm.
"Show the old lady clearly, this is Zi Ye, that is, the former Qin Qiusheng, open your dog's eyes and see clearly, don't recognize the wrong person!" As Su Ling spoke, he twisted Pu Xingwen's head towards Zi Ye.
It's just that after Pu Xing heard Su Ling's words, he was so excited that he couldn't extricate himself, and he hurriedly wiped his hands and wanted to shake hands with Zi Ye.
However, I heard Pu Xingwen speak.
"You?? You are Ziye?!!! Is that the most powerful existence of the Ancient Age? Is it the man who walks with a colorful wind? Hello hello hello! I'm Pu Xingwen! Your fan! In the past, I didn't know Tarzan with my eyes! Hello, idol! ”
With Su Ling on the side, his head was about to fall off in confusion, what kind of operation is this? It seems that Pu Xingwen knows even less about Ziye than her, why did he become obsessed with it at first sight? Is it chasing stars in the wrong time and space?
"Hey, hey, hey! Pu Lao Er, when did you meet Ziye? Why didn't I see you so enthusiastic about Qin Qiusheng before? "Now this inexplicable enthusiasm is like gnawing.
Who knew that Pu Xingwen's attitude towards her when he turned his face changed was a change, and he simply learned the essence of Su Ling's face.
"What are you doing, although you brought the idol home, this can only mean that there is fate, and nothing else can explain anything," listening to this mouth full of tsundere, but turning his head to see Zi Ye was another attitude.
"Come on idol, you can live in this house as you like, you can live wherever you want, and in the future, you will be people under the same roof, and you will almost share the same bed, if you have anything, you must tell me, no matter what it is, I will do my best to do it for you, do you think idol?"
When Pu Xing heard this, he looked at Zi Ye with expectant eyes.
However, Zi Ye lowered his head and glanced at him.
With Su Ling on the side directly covering her forehead, after the licking dog on the horse licked to a certain point, she actually surpassed her ancestor! I can't believe that one day I will shoot the back waves and the front waves, and shoot her alive on the beach.
"Oh, okay, okay, what are you doing standing at the door? Drink the Northwest Wind? Su Ling said with an unhappy expression and entered the house alone, just passing by Pu Xingwen's side, the disgust and disdain on his face were self-evident.
Although she licked like this back then, Pu Xingwen is simply better than her, and now he will teach him the throne of the Licking Dog King, and he will definitely be able to carry her Licking Dog Door forward one day! Maybe you can form a dog licking kingdom......
Seeing this, Zi Ye also kept up with Su Ling's pace, but he never answered Pu Xingwen from beginning to end, it seemed that it was as difficult as climbing to the sky to say a word, after all, it was very laborious to talk to someone who didn't want to talk......
Su Ling took Zi Ye to the outside of a guest room, and pushed the door to show him, only to see the antique furniture and beds inside, and the spacious room was filled with sandalwood smoke, in Su Ling's words, this is the place where people live.
"Look, this is the guest room, how about it?"
In fact, what Su Ling wants to say is that it looks more like a human being than his crystal palace.
Who knew that Zi Ye waved his hand and froze the entire room directly, and the cold was overwhelming in an instant, and Su Ling had an eerie feeling in his bones.
Then Zi Ye replied with satisfaction, "That's pretty much it." ”
Su Ling hugged his arms and hurriedly took a few steps back.
"No! I'm moving a little farther tonight! "This, if this horse sleeps around this room, it will be winter, I haven't prepared to hibernate yet, is it possible for Zi Ye to forcibly hibernate this time?
"If I go to sleep this night, I'm afraid I won't be able to get up tomorrow morning."
When Pu Xing heard this, he hurriedly ran in front of her, and looked at her with a look of surprise.
"Sister? Are you really going to move to another room?!! Leave this room to me! I'm not afraid of the cold! I'm thick and frost-resistant! ”
The corners of Su Ling's mouth twitched when she heard this, she is very convinced of this kind of star-chasing person, and she has perseverance!
"Whatever you want, remember to cover more quilts at night, so as not to sleep in the coffin, now our family is also poor, and the money to buy the coffin must be deducted a little, if you can't deduct it, then you can only cover it with a mat," Su Ling said and walked to Li Ziye's room, which was only a dozen steps away, to pack up his things.
Pu Xing heard that Su Ling was going to give up the room, and hurriedly grinned at Zi Ye, "Idol! I can do it! If you have any orders in the evening, you must tell me! I'll get up at night and do it for you. ”
This happened to be heard by Su Ling, who had only packed a quilt, and the corners of his mouth trembled, and he was almost going to die of laughter in the air by Pu Xingwen's words.
"What can you command at night?" Su Ling raised his eyebrows and smiled, "You can't be hinting at something, right?" But I'm telling you that Zi Ye is not such a person, but if you want to give it a try, it's not impossible. ”
After Su Ling said that, he approached Pu Xingwen covered his mouth and whispered.
"As long as you don't make too much of the movement~"
With Su Ling's words, he walked to the opposite door, which was dozens of steps away from Zi Ye's room.
Zi Ye watched her walk into the room, then turned around and entered the specially made igloo.