Xu Jing's face suddenly turned long, and he reluctantly picked up the phone and said, "Mom, why are you calling me again now, do you have any orders?" Xu Jing's mother began to check the post again, but her purpose was to hope that her son could find a girlfriend soon.

"Mom, why did you start mentioning this matter again, wouldn't I pursue someone if I had a crush, what are you doing so nervously, good girl, go to bed early." Xu Jing smiled bitterly.

Xu Jing's mother said dissatisfiedly: "Every time you speak, you are ambiguous, and I have to worry about such a big person, which is really worry-free." ”

At this moment, Qiao Yiyi's voice suddenly appeared, she yawned, and said lazily: "Xu Jing......" can only hear Xu Jing's name called one by one, and the other words are all fragmented, and she can't tell what she said.

"Hey, son, do you have a girl over there? How do I hear a girl calling your name? Xu Jing's mother said suspiciously, with surprise in her tone, she couldn't help muttering: "Could it be that you are secretly in love and didn't tell your family?" ”

"Mom, it's not what you think, I don't have a woman in this house at all, I don't believe you listen carefully." So Xu Jing directly muted his mobile phone, and he couldn't hear anything on the other side.

"Look at it, I'll just say you misheard." Xu Jing said casually.

Just when Xu Jing's mother believed it, a lazy voice that was exactly the same as just now suddenly came from the phone. Xu Jing looked at Qiao Yiyi embarrassedly, and he said angrily: "Woman, today because you made my mother misunderstood, I will be sad to think about it in the future, why should I help you?" ”

Xu Jing muttered in his heart, but he still pretended to explain calmly, only to hear Xu Jing's mother say with a smile: "What are you panicking about, yes or no, it doesn't matter, I just think you are too lonely alone." At this time, her tone of voice was extremely gentle, which made Xu Jing a little uncomfortable.

"Mom ......" I don't know why, Xu Jing actually felt a little moved.

"So, you bring me a girlfriend back as soon as possible!" Xu Jing's mother's voice suddenly became extremely loud, this is what she is.

Xu Jing kept the phone away from his ear, and he said resignedly: "Got it, my dear mother." ”

Then Xu Jing's mother didn't say anything, and suddenly hung up the phone, Xu Jing looked at the phone helplessly, and then looked at the nonsense Qiao Yiyi in front of him, and said softly: "What kind of magical existence are you, you strange woman." ”

Xu Jing saw that his mother hung up the phone anyway, then he was about to start taking a bath, the smell of alcohol made him a little uncomfortable, he lowered his head while unloading his clothes, the corners of his mouth curved into a crescent, he said with a smile: "I'm happy to think about your panicked appearance tomorrow morning." ”

So Xu Jing walked into the bathroom, but he was usually at home by himself, so he was used to not closing the door when taking a shower, and today was no exception.

Xu Jing stood in the bathroom and let the cold water wash over him, his head was full of what happened today, thinking about the appearance of the female devil who was drunk and ugly today, he couldn't help laughing.

Time passed little by little, and Qiao Yi was woken up by the sound of water coming from the bathroom, but she only woke up, and she was still in a daze and didn't know what she was doing. She staggered along, squinting her eyes and muttering as she walked towards the sound of water, "How can there be water in my bathroom, did I forget to turn off the faucet?" ”

Qiao Yiyi didn't care about 3721 and walked directly inside, Xu Jing, who was taking a bath, was suddenly taken aback, he wrapped a bath towel around his body in a panic, stared, and stammered: "Qiao Yiyi, how can you come in casually?" What is your habit? ”

I saw her rubbing her eyes and saying with a smile: "Oh my God, I shouldn't be dreaming now, right?" How can there be a handsome guy in my family, but why does he look so much like that little Wang Ba Xu Jing? ”

Qiao Yiyi did not leave in a hurry because the person in front of him was a man, but leaned forward to observe Xu Jing carefully, Xu Jing was blocked in the corner of the bathroom like a bullied person.

Xu Jing pursed his lips, tilted his head and said dissatisfiedly: "Woman, have you seen enough, what else are you watching?" ”

Qiao Yiyi did not stop her curiosity because of Xu Jing's words, her hair and body were also wet, and her figure was undoubtedly revealed. Xu Jing swallowed his saliva, tilted his head to the side, and said indifferently: "You go back to sleep quickly, I haven't finished taking a shower yet!" Faced with a drunk woman, Xu Jing was also helpless.

"I don't, I have such a handsome little brother as you in my dream, how can I go back to the bedroom obediently, you have satisfied my fantasy of men." After speaking, he poked the muscles on Xu Jing's body, and winked at him, his cute little face was slightly red, which made Xu Jing a little overwhelmed.

"Miss, I really obeyed you." Xu Jing said helplessly, and he muttered in his heart: "If a woman is a hooligan, she is more terrible than a man." But he thought about it and said to himself, "Wait...... How could I think that, shouldn't I be the one who takes advantage? ”

At this time, Qiao Yiyi looked at Xu Jing with ill will, and muttered: "Since the dream is so real, I, Qiao Yiyi, am going to accept you today." ”

Xu Jing looked at Qiao Yiyi blankly, and he said in a panic, "What are you going to do?" ”

"I want to ...... with you" Qiao Yiyi looked at Xu Jing with a smile, and swallowed the words that came to his mouth, as if he would say that you understand.

Before Xu Jing could say anything, Qiao Yiyi attacked directly, although she was short in stature, she had a lot of strength. She stood on tiptoe and pulled Xu Jing's head over, and kissed it directly domineeringly, poor Qiao Yiyi would probably be extremely aggrieved if he knew that his first kiss disappeared in this situation.

Xu Jing looked at Qiao Yiyi incredulously, he gently pushed Qiao Yiyi away, and said, "Why are you still forcibly kissing a man?" ”

One by one said stupidly: "In the dream, don't be in vain, anyway, I will wake up tomorrow morning and there will be nothing, this is my first kiss." ”

"First kiss ......" Xu Jing touched his lips in a daze, and said thoughtfully: "You woman is a little interesting." ”

Who knew that Qiao Yiyi was going to pounce, Xu Jing dodged and hidden, but the bathroom floor was indeed a little slippery, Qiao Yiyi didn't stand firm, and almost fell down, but fortunately Xu Jing pulled her.

"It's time for you to sleep, but your clothes are ......" Xu Jing looked at Qiao Yiyi's embarrassed appearance, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a smile.

"Yes, it's time for me to go to bed, I've kissed the handsome guy, I think I should have a good rest, I was drunk by the leader today, I'm not happy." Qiao said with his head drooping one by one.

"You see I'm all wet, why don't I take a shower too." Qiao Yi said in a daze.

"No way!" Xu Jing said loudly, he found that things were getting more and more chaotic, just because of his kindness, he was going to put himself into it today?

Yiyi said tiredly: "Why am I sleepy again now...... Then Qiao Yiyi's body leaned back uncontrollably, Xu Jing hurriedly caught Yiyi, he breathed a long sigh of relief and said: "You are finally asleep, otherwise the two of us don't know what is going to happen tonight......"

Xu Jing carried Qiao Yi into the bedroom one by one, and he said solemnly: "It's because your clothes are wet that I ...... Don't call me a scoundrel tomorrow. So he carefully took off Qiao Yiyi's skirt and covered it with a quilt, he looked at the sleeping Qiao Yiyi, and said to himself: "You woman is really difficult." ”

After saying that, he turned around and went back to the bathroom to continue taking a bath, this time Xu Jing had a heart, and brought the bathroom door up by the way, after today's incident, maybe he should close the bathroom door when he is at home in the future.

The next morning, Joe slowly opened her eyes one by one, she rubbed her eyes, her head was heavy and painful, and when she opened her eyes completely, she realized that she was not at home.

"Oh my God, what the hell happened yesterday?" In her memory, she could vaguely remember some fragments of memory, and the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, she sat up suddenly, and said loudly: "Xu Jing, you little bastard, bring me here while I drank too much!" ”

She was surprised to find that her body was naked, Qiao Yiyi's head suddenly became buzzing, she covered her head, and said loudly: "Xu Jing! ”

This huge voice couldn't help but wake up Xu Jing, who was sleeping next door, he hurriedly got dressed, and the room card was swiped in Qiao Yiyi's room, and the door opened. Xu Jing was now in a state where he had just woken up, his eyes were squinted, and his hair stood on end.

"What are you woman shouting about in the morning?" Xu Jing said angrily.

Qiao Yi laughed softly one by one, and this unguarded smile made Xu Jing can't help but let down his guard.

"Come here, I need you now." Qiao Yi said aggrievedly one by one, Xu Jing, a big man, was deeply confused by this cute appearance, and he walked over defenselessly.

Xu Jing asked tentatively, "What's the matter with you?" By the way, I bought you new clothes, and they should be delivered in a while, and the woman sent them to you, so you can wrap up the bath towel first. ”

The stupid Xu Jing was still explaining something, but unexpectedly, Qiao flew directly over with a big slap.

"Smack!" This slap made Xu Jing dizzy, and he was still a little sleepy, but now he is completely energetic.

"Is there something wrong with this woman of you, beating people?" Xu Jing pursed his lips and said with a glare.

"It's not you who I'm beating, you beast, don't you know what you did to me while I'm drunk?" Joe said angrily.

"Hehe, I shouldn't have left you alone." Xu Jing said indifferently.

"Bang bang-" There was a sudden knock on the door.