Volume 2 Chapter 322 Trash Can Philosophy
All of them have a natural attitude towards Chen Xi's deformed love attitude.
Zhang Xiaoxiao is like this, Chen Hao is like this, and even Che Qiuliang's grandparents are like this.
Although they all know that it will definitely not work if it goes on like this, this kind of inexplicable emotional entanglement is really nerve-wracking.
The day was still busy, and it was hard to get off work, and Big Mouth didn't even say hello, so he left in a hurry.
"Alas, there used to be an old song called how many good sisters do you have......"
What a happy girl she used to be, but she was tortured by love so that she didn't look like a ghost or a ghost.
Zhang Xiaoxiao saw that Dazui was unhappy all day, and he didn't dare to disturb her casually.
Maybe she likes to be alone and think about her thoughts silently.
Zhang Xiaoxiao sighed inexplicably, which startled Chen Hao.
"First of all, I declare that you can't sit in the right seat, I only have you as a good sister." Chen Hao hurriedly broke up with the song.
Because of a mother's compatriots, Chen Xi's brain is open, what kind of love is the joint-stock system, but those excellent men in the joint-stock system are inexplicably implicated with Xiaoxiao.
One is her ex-boyfriend and the other is the boyfriend of her only apprentice.
Chen Hao didn't want to carry the black pot for his sister inexplicably, maybe if there was a wind and grass, he would be shot while lying down, and it was not impossible for him to encounter it.
"I'm not done yet, don't interrupt!" Zhang Xiaoxiao scolded him.
Chen Hao smiled: "I don't know your mind yet, do you want to change how many good sisters you have to how many good brothers you have, and give them to my elder sister Chen Xi." ”
"Wow, bad luck, I found out you're about to turn into a roundworm in my stomach, and as soon as I pout my ass, you know I'm going to shit."
Chen Hao suddenly came over and said with a wicked smile: "When you pout your ass, I don't necessarily think you're going to shit, I think you want to ...... Hey hey ......"
"Hooligans!" Chen Hao's yin and yang weirdness made Zhang Xiaoxiao wake up like a dream.
What does this bad guy think?
"Shh This hooligan scream frightened Chen Hao to look around, for fear of being heard.
"Privately, can you not be so loud and pay attention to the image?" Chen Hao begged in a low voice.
"If I am a hooligan, you are Ah Fei, and the hooligan and Ah Fei are a match made in heaven."
"Unlucky bastard, don't say those low-level interesting words in front of me, don't you hear it, otherwise I'll be rude to you." Zhang Xiaoxiao gritted his teeth and said.
Where is Chen Hao willing to listen, and continued: "Then who are you going to talk to me about these low-level interesting private words?
If you tell someone else, you should ask me, unlucky, how many good sisters do you have?
Because you are the only good sister in the contemptible, I have to say to you that I hope my wife will be magnanimous and understand the hard work of her husband. ”
"Stop, you've violated the first few articles of the contract, say it yourself!"
Stinky boy, she dared to call her wife, she hadn't agreed to marry this rich second generation.
It's responsible to call your wife casually!
In these years, those who have slept are not necessarily future wives.
Chen Hao couldn't help but snicker when he saw her serious appearance.
"You don't let me call my wife, and after my son is born, you don't let her call my mother, and I will be convinced." Chen Hao pursed his lips and stole fun.
Where did Zhang Xiaoxiao know that the unlucky guy was playing wishful thinking, and he was calculated, and he didn't know at all.
Zhang Xiaoxiao glanced at him strangely, this guy must have something happy hidden in his heart, otherwise why would he always be secretly happy there?
Of course, what Chen Hao didn't want to say, no matter how Zhang Xiaoxiao asked, he wouldn't say it.
Even if you are forced to be helpless, the credibility of what you say is not high.
After work, they go to the pastry shop as usual to prepare tomorrow's ingredients.
At the agreed place, I didn't see Li Shou, only Ma Shijian with a bandage on his head.
Zhang Xiao smiled when he saw it, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat: "My good girl, who shot so ruthlessly,
Break your head. Have you been to the hospital, don't have a concussion,
Then how do you call Aunt Zhang to live, it's not easy for her to raise you! ”
"Brother Shijian, dealing with women has to be like boiling frogs in warm water, have enough patience, take your time.
Like you, as soon as you hold hands, you want to be the overlord of Western Chu, the progress is too fast, the gains outweigh the losses, and in the end, the woman is disgusted,
All your hard work will be in vain, you know? ”
Chen Hao's sympathy was overflowing, he looked carefully at the injury on Ma Shijian's head, shook his head and sighed.
Ma Shijian listened to Chen Hao's nonsensical words, shook his head, and replied truthfully: "Don't understand? ”
"Didn't I already tell you everything, why don't you understand?" Chen Hao asked strangely.
Ma Shijian grinned slightly: "Because the injury on my head was not caused by Li's hand, it was caused by me hitting the iron door." ”
Zhang Xiaoxiao was shocked: "Brother Shijian, you still like to harm yourself, this behavior is not good, don't be stupid in the future, you know?"
There are always more ways than difficulties, what can't you think of in life, it's worth self-harm? ”
"Brother Shijian, you explain honestly, why do you want to harm yourself!" Chen Haodai asked with a smile.
"My mom forced it!" Ma Shijian sighed with a resentful sigh.
Chen Hao and Zhang Xiaoxiao said in unison: "I see, presumably if you don't harm yourself, Auntie will definitely make a fuss."
Alas, that's the only way you're going to deal with her. If I'm right, she's definitely scared by you, isn't she? ”
Thinking about the scene at that time, Zhang Xiaoxiao bent over: "She, she deserves it." You know, I'm driving me crazy by her.
If it weren't for Haohao's inseparability every day, she would have been making trouble for me a long time ago.
Then it doesn't matter if you hurt yourself, you can self-harm, just scare her, don't be self-defeating, make the fake come true, then it's not cost-effective. ”
Xiaoxiao is not at ease, because the relationship between Shijian and Li Shou has just begun,
Before it started, Mrs. Zhang was already in the news and paid close attention to her son's every move.
"Auntie is so shrewd, Brother Shijian doesn't have to be bitter, it's impossible to pass the test easily.
It's not about scaring children, swinging a stick will solve the problem. Chen Hao said earnestly.
Ma Shijian was triumphant and said: "You don't have to remind me of this, but this unintentional mistake finally made me grasp the weakness of my mother."
It turns out that I am the best weapon to subdue her. Hee-hee, invincible, invincible. ”
"The neighbors all praise you for being a dutiful son, I don't think so, you are now digging out your heart to fight against your wife for a woman!"
"I didn't go against her, it's okay to be filial, you can't be foolish.
She can't finish my life for me, so why should she interfere with my love?
Haha, I've already missed a good woman because of her, I can't miss another woman because of her, right? ”
Ma Shijian's extraneous voice can only be understood by Zhang Xiaoxiao, Chen Hao thought that Zhang Xiaoxiao's relationship with him was just a brother and sister getting along with each other.
Chen Hao finally had a chance to speak, and he and Ma Shijian also had something in common.
"Brother, I agree with your words, to the words of parents and elders, some can be listened to, some can't be heard, we can't be like a garbage can, everything is in the stomach, right?
The garbage is still sorted, the good ones are taken for reprocessing, and the bad ones are disposed of as waste.
Since we are not trash cans, it is natural that we should choose the useful and the useless.
What is useful to us, we work a little more and turn it into what we need.
If it's useless, throw it away quickly and don't take up space. Brother, do you think what I said makes sense? ”
Ma Shijian smiled and nodded: "Smile, you're right, I used to be a trash can, or an unclassified trash can." ”
With a "poof", Zhang Xiaoxiao couldn't help laughing out loud anymore.
These two big men, standing on the street, discuss what garbage can philosophy.
She pointed to the two trash cans in front of her and asked, "There happen to be two trash cans here, check for yourself, which trash can you should belong to?" ”
"Phew, we're none of them, because these two bins aren't sorted, but the two of us are sorted bins.
So, this trash can is quite suitable for your role, don't classify, good and bad, laugh at everything. ”
Ma Shijian took the opportunity to slap Zhang Xiaoxiao and made Zhang Xiaoxiao speechless.
"Trash, too lazy to talk to you!" Zhang Xiaoxiao puffed out his eyes wide, and wanted to eat people.
At this time, Zhang Xiaoxiao suddenly asked, "What about Li Shou, why haven't you come yet?" ”
"Oops, look at my confusion!" Ma Shijian patted the back of his head, and suddenly came to his senses, "Li Shou is home!" ”
"Go home, what is she going home to do now?" Zhang Xiaoxiao frowned and asked puzzledly.
Ma Shijian said depressedly: "It's not because of the big mouth, she feels that she can't handle this kind of deformed relationship, so she has to go home and ask the old lady to see what she says."
Otherwise, whether she was happy or not in the end, she couldn't escape the charge of not reporting it, and she said she couldn't afford it. ”
"She came home with a big mouth, you know?" Zhang Xiaoxiao asked with a frown.
Ma Shijian shook his head: "I don't want to ask much about this, because I missed my mouth, and Big Mouth still hates me now." ”
Ma Shijian's expression was very sad, and before he could skim the eight characters, he annoyed this little sister-in-law, in case something happened in the future, she didn't talk to him every day!
Chen Hao said with a smile: "Then it's not like I'm going to make half of the plum blossom cake these days, oh yes, good!" ”
Zhang Xiao glanced at him with a smile: "Is it lazy cancer again?" ”
"No, we make plum blossom cakes in the restaurant during the day, and run the pastry shop to make plum blossom cakes at night.
Every day when you open and close your eyes is plum blossom cake, think about it, twenty-four hours a day, there is only a little time left to sleep, maybe you are still talking about plum blossom cake.
Oh God, can you let me go, plum blossom cake, okay, don't eat my good times again. ”
"Wrong, I wish I could make plum blossom cakes every day, so that we can be together every day and be happy, how nice!" Ma Shijian retorted.
"I also agree with Brother Shijian's words, what's wrong with busy days, so that we can better reflect the value of our lives!"