Chapter 76: Invited
The people of the Warlock Alliance began to investigate the surrounding area about the potion, and they thought that there were indeed people who made this addictive thing in the underground world of Xiangcheng, and this thing was too harmful to the human body, I had encountered it once before.
The Warlock Alliance didn't let me meddle in this matter, they only asked me to do my job, such as developing some solutions for potions, or looking up information about the corpse master.
Just when I was starting to work on some inhibitors, someone called me, it was a person I met in Xiangcheng, Lao Zhang, who worked in the funeral parlor in Yanxia District.
"Xiao Han, thank you so much, I'll be with my colleagues later, I won't let you work too hard." Lao Zhang picked up the wine glass and drank with me, it is rare for Lao Zhang to become a good man who loves his family, and I can only help as a friend.
Everyone drank until the pieces were broken, and I didn't know how I would go home in the end, and the things to help Lao Zhang were not going to be done immediately, so I slept for another day, anyway, Lao Zhang's colleague had my phone.
After a day's sleep, I shaved off my beard, trimmed my hair, and then rode a small electric donkey to the funeral home, and I happily went to accompany my wife, and I, a single dog, worked at the funeral home.
Lao Zhang's colleague was also more righteous, and asked me to be in charge of welcoming guests and keeping vigil, and the part-time job of chanting was given to an old man in the choir to be in charge, which saved my saliva, and I didn't plan to waste my saliva, so I stood at the door of the funeral home and was responsible for picking up and dropping off the guests attending the funeral, and then guarded the deceased for a night, and finally left with the reward.
"There's a guest here!" I stood at the door of the funeral home, and in front of me was a microphone used to pick up and drop off the guests who came to the funeral, but this time the guests didn't look like good people, and some of them had tattoos faintly under their necks, which looked very social.
The family knelt beside the coffin of the deceased, bowing and thanking each guest present, but this time the deceased was very dignified, and the wife and the junior came as a family member to thank the guests present, which can be described as "the blessing of all people", and he stood alone at the door of the funeral home to pick up and drop off the guests, and felt that it was not friendly to single dogs here.
"Sending off!" Many of the guests at the funeral left after condolences to their families, and I had to bow and thank them at this time, but I was not happy in my heart, because most of them did not give me a red envelope, and some looked at me and did not look very kind, as if they were real social people, so I could only pretend to smile and send them away.
I finally waited for someone to stuff a red envelope for me, I took advantage of no one, opened the red envelope, and it turned out that there was only one piece of five yuan, damn, now the human touch is getting thinner and thinner, it is better not to give, I can't be angry, otherwise it will affect Lao Zhang's funeral home, continue to force a smile.
Standing from 9 o'clock in the morning to 6 o'clock in the evening, fortunately there was a chair next to me to sit, otherwise I would have been exhausted to death, and the side family members went back one after another, leaving the wife and mistress of the deceased, as well as their respective children, they will soon go back, and my work of welcoming guests is almost over.
"Master, you've worked hard, take it to tea." The deceased's wife is more good at being a person, so she stuffed a red envelope directly into me, and ordered takeout for us who worked in the funeral home to eat.
However, the red envelope still fell into my pocket, and today it should only be more decent, but I still don't know the identity and cause of death of the deceased, and Lao Zhang's colleagues don't tell me that Bacheng will not be a simple person.
"Master, just tell me, how did he be so ruthless, leave our family to commit suicide, or hang himself at home." The wife of the deceased was crying and saying something I didn't know, a middle-aged man who committed suicide, and a person who hanged himself.
"Please mourn, life and death are fateful, blessings and misfortunes depend on each other." This sentence was taught to me by Lao Zhang at the beginning, saying that it is a better sentence to appease the family, no need to say a bunch of polite words, just say this sentence, people will think that you will be like a master, naturally admire some, and will not ask anything, it is also an unexpected gain of my part-time job.
"Master, what I'm saying is that until now, we can only rely on the two of us women to take care of the house." The deceased's wife was really tricked by words, and she thought about something and untied the knot in her heart, which is a good thing.
"Sister, don't disturb the master, let's go back." The deceased's junior came over and hugged his wife, saying polite words, in fact, he didn't want the deceased's wife to say too many things to me, but she was also more good at being a person.
"Master, think carefully, please accept it." The deceased's junior also handed me a red envelope, which was also mixed with her number, and it was rare to sit down to this extent, talking about giving red envelopes.
I feel that I have made a lot of money today, just the family received two red envelopes, and the thank you gifts that will be shared later, and finally there is the cost of a part-time job, which is enough for me to be corrupt for a while, sometimes I prefer to do such a part-time job, because there are always unexpected surprises, such as more red envelopes and gifts.
After the deceased's family left, the director of the funeral home called us over, on the one hand, to eat takeout together, and on the other hand, to share a share of the family's thanks, that is, the funeral home staff, each with a red envelope of 500 yuan, two hibiscus kings and a bag of Tieguanyin, this is the most bold family I have met so far.
The rest of the funeral parlor is gone, so I am left alone to be responsible for the vigil, because the next morning they have to follow their families to send the body and coffin of the deceased to cremation, that is, the crematorium where Ah and they are, and they are also very crematorial these days, otherwise such a good thing will not be my turn.
Everyone left, I put a sign at the door of the funeral home, which said "No entry", but the door of the funeral home can not be closed, this is a rule of the funeral industry, I don't know why, I can only do it, I am next to the eight immortals table where the director recites the scriptures, and count the red envelopes I received today.
The deceased's wife and junior gave a total of 500 yuan, plus 500 yuan for the thank-you gift, and 500 yuan for the part-time job, and my net income for this day is also 1,500, plus two hibiscus kings, I plan to find a tobacco and alcohol store to sell the two hibiscus kings, in exchange for some cash to keep by my side, now I love to make money more than before.
And the whole funeral home is just me and the deceased lying in the coffin, and no one will come to visit again.