Yang Yin Pavilion Chapter 32: Who is this handsome uncle?

Chapter 32:

At first, I thought that Brother Qingming was just playing a joke on me and telling me that Dao cultivation is not so easy, but it wasn't until my legs trembled and I could barely stand up, and Brother Qingming still sternly ordered me to stand up straight, that I realized that it was all serious.

Then I shouldn't have been slacking off, even though my legs were sore and shaky, I still gritted my teeth and persevered.

It wasn't until I used up the two sticks of incense with trembling legs that I collapsed to the ground in an instant.

At this time, Brother Qingming looked at me on the other side of the video and said, "Boy, is this not going to work?" I also said that I will teach you how to breathe and concentrate next! ”

"Who said that I can't do it, master, I can!" I got up from the ground as I spoke.

"Okay, now sit up straight with your legs crossed and listen to me!" Brother Qingming's tone suddenly changed, and he looked at me seriously and said.

"Good!" I said yes and tried to stretch my sore legs together.

"The next thing I'm going to teach you is the first form of the Simplest Enlightenment Formula, the Concentration Technique! You ready? Brother Qingming looked at me on the other side of the video and said seriously.

"Ready!" I promised.

"Okay, let's get started. The simple enlightenment of the Tao is the most basic Taoism in the Kunlun Dao, and this version I give you is the last introduction version I re-wrote, and it is also an enhanced version, which not only has the effect of strengthening the body, but also has the ability to concentrate and gather energy. What do I say next, do you understand? Brother Qingming looked at me on the other end of the video and said.

"Understood!" I promised.

"The first form of the simplest way of enlightenment is to concentrate on the mind. To concentrate on the meridian, you need to wrap your hands around the meridian, the four doors are closed in the center, and all thoughts are unified into the void, and the feeling is born through the true meaning. Brother Qingming said chatteringly on the other side of the video.

"Big brother, what is that meridian formula, and what are the four gates, and what is the void?" I looked at Brother Qingming in the video and said embarrassedly.

"The meridian is the neck, the four doors are the eyes, nose, mouth and ears, the Divine Court Void is to concentrate all the attention of the whole body, and Suitong Zhenyi is to concentrate and then transfer the attention to the hands......" Brother Qingming patiently pointed out to me step by step on the other side of the video.

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Then I slowly cultivated step by step under the guidance of Brother Qingming, and as the cultivation progressed, I gradually felt a stream of hot air gushing out from the dantian, penetrating the whole body, and the soreness and numbness of the legs and brain congestion caused by the Zama step before were gradually reduced......

"Be focused, don't be cranky!" After Brother Qingming saw that I was distracted, he immediately shouted on the other side of the video, interrupting my thoughts in time.

Hearing Brother Qingming's shout, I immediately suppressed my thoughts, not daring to have any more messy thoughts, and then just like this, I have been doing what Brother Qingming said step by step, and it was close to evening that Brother Qingming asked me to rest.

But it's okay not to stop, this rest, my legs immediately trembled at the moment, because my legs were sore for a long time, I felt here I immediately stood up from the ground, sat on the chair next to me, and shook my legs hard, but my thighs were still shaking uncontrollably.

At this time, the fat man suddenly came in from outside, and after seeing my appearance, he asked, "Little owner, what's wrong, let the electricity call?" ”

", go talk about your sass, you TM let the electricity hit!" I shook my legs and cursed at the fat man.

And at this time, without waiting for the fat man to return his legs, Brother Qingming in the video said: "What? I can't stand it, this is your daily compulsory course in the future, and the amount will be doubled every day, if you can't stand it and say it early, I'm busy! ”

"Oh, who is this handsome uncle!" The fat man looked at Qingming in the video curiously and said.

"Your dad!" I said to the fat man angrily.

And Brother Qingming laughed unexpectedly when he heard me say this, and then coughed deliberately, and continued to say to me pretending to be serious: "I won't supervise you every day, whether you can continue to practice depends on your self-consciousness." Okay, I still have something to do, so I'll hang up first, goodbye! ”

After speaking, Brother Qingming hung up the video without waiting for me to speak.

After Brother Qingming hung up the video, the fat man still looked at me curiously and asked, "Little owner, who is that uncle!" It looks very good! ”

"Oh! How can you tell he's very mouthful, I look very ordinary! I looked at the fat man and asked deliberately.

Look at him, sitting diagonally at the entrance of the gym, wearing a black suit, with a cigarette in his mouth, and speaking indifferently and coolly. Tell me who he doesn't say," the fat man looked at me and said casually.

"Fatty, I found out that it's a pity that you don't call Mai!" I looked at the fat man and said.

"Cut, I won't do that kind of vulgar and tasteless thing, fat man, who is that uncle? Little Owner! The fat man looked at me and still didn't give up and asked.

"Didn't I say it! Your dad! I looked at the fat man and joked with a smile.

"Cut, it's boring!" The fat man said discouragedly.

"Fatty, you really want to know!" I asked, looking at the puffing fat man.

"Yes!" The fat man looked at me and said.

"Then I'll tell you when you buy dinner tonight!" I watched the fat man take the opportunity to blackmail and said, this guy has never spent a penny since I came.

"Little hall master, you take the opportunity to rob!" The fat man got up from his stool as he spoke.

"Then you just say you want to know if you want to know!" I crossed Erlang's legs and looked at the fat man and said.

"Okay, you won, I'll buy food today, then you hurry up and tell me who that uncle is!" The fat man asked expectantly, looking at me.

Then I told the fat man the whole process of how I met Qingming in Lingshui Village, how I recognized him as my eldest brother, and how I let him teach me the Tao.

After listening to this, the fat man stood up from the chair again excitedly, looked at me and said exaggeratedly: "Little hall master, you have met a real half-immortal!" He still lacks brothers, I can be fat, I really can! ”

"Fatty, can you control your emotions a little? Don't be so excited! I looked at the fat man and said in disgust.

And when the fat man heard my words, he immediately said with a crying voice: "Little owner, you don't understand, I have had a dream since I was a child, and my mother told me ......"

"Stop, stop, I'll introduce you to Brother Qingming next time I see him!" I didn't wait for the fat man to finish speaking, and then immediately interrupted him.

"Second brother, you are really my fat man's lucky star!" As he spoke, the fat man jumped up and hugged me.

"Ahem, you're going to kill me! In addition, when will I become your second brother again! I said as I pushed the fat man away.

"Don't you recognize that uncle as a big brother? Then I will recognize him as my eldest brother by then, aren't you my second brother! The fat man looked at me and said with a smile.

"Fuck off, stinky and shameless!" I looked at the fat man and rolled my eyes.

"Hehe, second brother, what are you going to eat, I'm fat and have a treat today!" The fat man stood up as he spoke, and said with rare pride.

"Then in that case, I want to eat mutton steamed buns!" I looked at the fat man and said.

"That second brother, is it okay to make zucchini buns!" The fat man said bargainingly.

"What do you say?"

"I think so!"

"Okay, your sister!"

After eating with the fat man, the fat man started his daily nightlife, and the heroes joined forces. And I took the opportunity to start sitting cross-legged on the bed again and put the cultivation techniques that Qingming taught me during the day back into operation.

It didn't take long for me to feel a sense of heat in the dantian, but just as I was trying to transfer this feeling of heat to my hands, suddenly the thunderous sound of the fat man came, and I was interrupted immediately.

I had to stop for a while, took my phone and saw that it was past one o'clock in the middle of the night, and then I went out to wash up briefly and went to bed.

I slept unusually soundly that night, and it was one of the few nights I didn't have any dreams.

But this tranquility and peace only lasted for one night, for the next morning I suddenly received a familiar and peaceful one

Strange phone calls.