Chapter 30: Drinking Together
Aries Town, named after the local white sheep. This kind of sheep, with delicious meat, strong and elastic teeth, and rich spiritual power, has always been the famous signboard of Aries Valley.
This time Ling Hao traveled far away to see the great rivers and mountains of the mainland and eat all the delicacies of the mountains and seas. Otherwise, it is really in vain to walk in this world. Unfortunately, Ling Hao is a physical cultivator, he can't control the aura, he can't use the Qiankun bag, or he doesn't have to carry the pot on his back to attract attention. How can there be so much trouble.
Ling Hao picked up the knife, pressed Xiao Er's neck with the scabbard and said, "Uncle likes to eat with a pot, can't he?" ”
When Ling Hao spoke, the scar on his face trembled slightly, like a centipede crawling on his face, and Xiao Er's legs trembled in fright. Hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, uncle, wait a minute, the villain will prepare it for you immediately." ”
Ling Hao is now playing the role of a swordsman, and in the past few months, he has learned the art of disguise more and more profoundly. On a few occasions, I was able to escape danger by relying on the disguise technique, and I became more and more aware of the cruelty of the cultivation world.
Ling Hao let go of Xiao Er and said, "Go quickly." ”
Xiao Er hurriedly ran to the back of the store, and after a while, he vaguely heard a middle-aged man talking to Xiao Er: "Why do you want to provoke such a plague god, he wants to start a fire." may have smashed our store. ”
He also has deep feelings about the parade outside, and it is a universal law in the world to bully the weak and fear the hard. Try to pretend to be fierce, with an ugly face and vicious eyes, you will save yourself a lot of unnecessary trouble.
After a while, Xiao Er brought up a few plates of good dishes and a pot of good wine.
"Uncle, your dish is here."
After Xiao Er was frightened, he became much more enthusiastic. But he was still obviously a little afraid of Ling Hao, so he put down the wine and food and prepared to slip away.
Ling Hao suddenly opened his eyes and said to Xiao Er, "Stop!" ”
"Uncle, do you still have orders?"
"Give me the name of the dish."
Xiao Er touched the sweat on his forehead and said, "This is roast lamb leg, roast lamb chops, stewed mutton, green onion fried kidney flower, goat milk wine." ”
Ling Hao pointed to a plate of soup that Xiao Er hadn't reported in front of him and asked, "What about this dish?" ”
"This is the famous dish of the small shop, called Sanyang Kaitai."
Ling Hao asked curiously, "Oh, what do you say?" ”
Xiao Er leaned down and whispered: "This dish is made of two sheep eggs, one whip and stewed." It has the effect of helping the uncle to show his strength in bed and win. You can see that our customers are eating this dish. ”
Ling Hao looked around, there were twenty or thirty people in the store, all of them eating the famous dishes that Xiao Er said.
It turned out to be a sheep's thing, Ling Hao didn't thank this thing, so he said to Xiao Er: "Uncle doesn't need the help of this thing, you eat it." ”
"Ahh
Ling Hao said with a horizontal face: "Uncle told you to eat, don't you appreciate your face?" ”
"I eat, I eat." Xiao Er hurriedly picked up the chopsticks and ate the plate of Sanyang Kaitai on the table.
Looking at Xiao Er's miserable appearance, the customer officer in the store burst into laughter.
It seems that Ling Hao is bullying others, but it is not. In the past few months, Linghao Mountain Village has lived a lot. Once he dropped ten taels of silver in a tavern as a tip, and was given a colorless and odorless sweat medicine by the shopkeeper, and the silver needles could not be detected, thanks to the larix, he saved his life.
Since then, Ling Hao has developed a habit of letting people try dishes, and when he came to Aries Town, his habit has not changed for a while.
Sure enough, not long after the shopkeeper ate it, his face turned red, his eyes stared at Ling Hao's back, and his nose was left with a nosebleed.
Ling Hao was shocked, and then looked at the full number of guests, all of them were like Xiao Er. Their eyes bulged, nosebleeds, and some couldn't even hold chopsticks steadily, and they fell to the ground.
"It's poisonous!"
Ling Hao picked up the knife and was about to start slashing Xiao Er.
"Uncle is not poisonous in the dish, but there is a ...... behind you Yes! I can't hold it back, I'm going to Yingchun Pavilion. Before he finished speaking, Xiao Er covered his nose with constant nosebleeds and couldn't wait to run out of the store.
Ling Hao grabbed the shopkeeper and said, "Stop, there is something to say!" ”
The shopkeeper said bitterly: "Uncle, you see that my nosebleed can't be stopped, you can let me go." What's going on, you can see behind you. ”
Ling Hao looked behind him for some reason, his pupils couldn't help but shrink.
What catches your eye is big, long legs, big eyes. Ling Hao, who was accustomed to seeing beautiful women, shouted out with emotion in his heart:!
Outside the store, a stunning beauty strode over.
Unlike the Central Plains woman, this woman is more than seven feet tall, and even Ling Hao can only match her. Wheat skin with a metallic sheen. He has short shoulder-length hair tied back with strips of coarse cloth. The eyes are very large, very blue, as clear as the sky, and as deep as the sea. The lips are thick and sexy. The main thing is that she has a cross wound on the left cheek, which has always been wild and sexy.
This woman's figure should be the first in Ling Hao's life, with long legs and perfect legs, and a fat fit.
What's even worse is that this woman only wears a wrap vest sewn from coarse cloth on her office body, and wears wolf skin shorts on her lower body, revealing her perfect body. She also has a particularly bright sapphire on her chest.
Her arrival made Ling Hao feel like a world away, dressed like a street fighter in a game in his previous life.
How can there be people in such costumes in this world?
As soon as she entered the store, the male guests who were eating immediately fell down and ran. Ling Hao finally understood why the shopkeeper wanted to go to the Spring Pavilion.
After eating Sanyang Kaitai, seeing such a beautiful woman in such a dress again, the gods can't stand it!
The beauty and Ling Hao passed by and settled on the empty seat not far away. shouted: "Little Er, serve the wine." ”
But no one responded for a long time, and at this time, the shopkeeper walked out with his nose covered in pain. said: "Guest officer, Xiao Er is gone, please go to another house." ”
The beautiful woman stood up and said, "Then you can serve wine to the old lady." ”
Her nosebleed exploded on the spot ,,, shopkeeper's nosebleed.
"I can't do it either." After speaking, the shopkeeper also fell down with a happy smile.
Ling Hao watched all this silently, this woman's lethality was too terrifying, only Ling Hao was still standing in the wine shop.
The beautiful woman turned her head to look at Ling Hao and asked, "What's wrong with them." ”
Ling Hao shrugged his shoulders and said; "I don't know, I guess it's food poisoning."
He sat down, picked up his chopsticks, and tasted the famous white lamb. Sure enough, it melts in your mouth, and your lips and teeth are fragrant. Seeing that he was eating so well, Jasmine simply sat opposite Ling Hao with a jar of wine. Picked up a leg of mutton and nibbled on it.
Ling Hao asked, "You still eat it when you say it's poisonous?" ”
The beauty gave him a threatening and coquettish look, as if to say, "You are not afraid, what am I afraid of." ”
At this time, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps outside the store, and a bald brother ran past the liquor store with a group of knife-wielding men.
The last person to run by glanced at Ling Hao's side and screamed, "Big brother, she's here!" ”
A moment later, the bald elder brother rushed into the liquor store, and a group of junior brothers surrounded Ling Hao and the two.
The bald head chopped the tableware on the table with a knife, and yelled at the beauty: "You kicked the dick?" ”