Qiao Xiuming walked beside her, stretched out his hand and pressed on the top of her head, and now, even his chin was almost gone: "If you can fall to death even on a flat road, it means that you are not good at learning arts, and you deserve it, which means that your life should be like this, when you get over there, be a short-lived ghost with peace of mind!" ”

"Phew!" Qiao Shan almost jumped up: "Even if I don't pay you for your plane, you don't have to curse me!" I'm a single disciple of the Flying Fox Hall, and if I die, the Flying Fox Hall will become extinct. ”

Qiao Xiuming chuckled twice, took her straight to the car that had been waiting for a hundred meters away, and said lightly: "Don't talk nonsense, in two hours, let's talk to Uncle Li!" ”

After saying that, he paused in his footsteps before continuing: "Oh! By the way, after the confinement, remember to give me the ticket money and the money for the bowl of beef noodles. Qiao Shan asked faintly, "Why didn't you ask me for life-saving money?" ”

Qiao Xiuming said without changing his face: "Forget about the life-saving money, if you call me uncle, I can't die without help!" ”

"Hehe..."If it weren't for the hat covering her face, Qiao Xiuming would definitely be able to see the expression on her face that I want to strangle you, and I want to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors today.

"You... is worthy of being an uncle! After a long time, Qiao Shan spit out a few words faintly: "In terms of the thickness of the skin, the master and nephew are ashamed." ”

"Hmmm! Overpraise! Qiao Xiuming helped her open the car door, reached out and grabbed her shoulder, and with a skillful force, he had already stuffed her into the car.

Two hours later, in Qiao Shan's hundredth prayer for a flat wheel, the car arrived at Baihu Ju safe and sound.

When she was still struggling with whether to put a slap on her neck, Qiao Xiuming had already reached out and took off her hat with a smile that seemed to be not smiling: "Let's go!" Warrior! ^ After that, he had already gotten out of the car, and stood outside the car door looking at her with burning eyes, with an expression that Lao Tzu had never seen a little child beaten in 800 years.

Knowing that she couldn't hide, Qiao Shan could only get out of the car, glared at Qiao Xiuming, and saw Uncle Li walking over here with a black face from a distance.

She glanced at Qiao Xiuming, and suddenly smiled, already slapping her neck on the neck that she could barely twist.

Qiao Xiuming frowned slightly, and his eyes showed a look of doubt.

Qiao Shan's mouth was already flattened, and big tears rolled down as if she didn't want money, and soon, a small face was already full of tears.

Qiao Xiuming looked at Qiao Shan, not knowing what medicine she was selling in her gourd, so he could only wait for her to have a seizure on her own.

In the next second, Qiao Shan had already pulled out her legs and ran towards Uncle Li, sobbing and complaining as she ran: "Uncle Li, Uncle Shi, he bullied me, he beat me with a tranquilizer gun, and luckily knocked me out, woo woo..."

Not to mention Qiao Xiuming, even the few subordinates brought by Qiao Xiuming widened their eyes and looked at Qiao Shan in disbelief, as if they had seen a ghost.

Uncle Li was also stunned for a moment, although he had always known that Qiao Shan was used to pretending to be pitiful, but when he saw that her neck was red and bruised, he couldn't help but pinch it in his heart.

"Ahem..."Uncle Li glanced at Qiao Xiuming, whose face was dark, and knew that what this little ancestor said could only be half believed, remembering the unfortunate thing she had done, he put away the distress on his face again, but his tone had softened.

"It's good to be back, and the next half... For a month, just at home, don't go anywhere, do you know? Uncle Li looked at Qiao Shan's tearful eyes, and turned half a year into a month.

Seeing that the troubled water was successfully sent away, Qiao Shan immediately suppressed her tears and followed Uncle Li with a half-pouted mouth, just like a child who had escaped bullying and returned to the arms of his parents.

Seeing that Qiao Xiuming was dumbfounded, he finally knew why Qiao Shan was so bold.

"Xiu Ming!" Uncle Li looked at Qiao Xiuming who walked to him with a smile, in addition to relief in his eyes, he was also a little distressed: "Over the years, I have worked hard!" ”

Qiao Xiuming shook his head with a smile: "For the sake of the twelve halls, it's worth it." ”

Uncle Li nodded: "Let's go, since I'm back, I'll stay for two days and accompany the old man for a few rounds." ”

Uncle Li likes to play Chinese chess very much, but unfortunately, Qiao Shan and Xiao Maruko can't sit still by nature, and they have no interest in this, and Qiao Junfeng, the only chess player who can play chess, is as busy as a spinning top, and he can't count on him.

Qiao Xiuming's chess skills were very good many years ago, and Uncle Li believes that after all these years, his chess skills should be better.

Qiao Xiuming nodded, followed Uncle Li's side half a step behind, and said with a smile: "I'll go back tomorrow afternoon, there are still a lot of things that have not been dealt with over there, and when they are dealt with over there, you can go down for as long as you want." ”

Hearing this, Uncle Li sighed helplessly and said, "All these years, thanks to you!" ”

This sentence was full of sadness, which made Qiao Shan on the side couldn't help but feel a little sad.

Qiao Shan, who was thrown directly into her room, simply lay down on the bed, her neck had been medicated by Uncle Li just now, it was cool and comfortable.

Reaching under the pillow to touch the phone, but finding that the phone was not there, she chuckled in her heart, knowing that it was broken.

Sure enough, in less than half an hour, Uncle Li sent someone to call her back to the living room.

Qiao Shan looked at the mobile phone on the errand table, looked at Uncle Li with some weakness, and a smile instantly appeared on her face, and her eyebrows and eyes were crooked, which was very flattering.

"Uncle Li, are you looking for me?" She still can't figure out whether Uncle Li is looking at his mobile phone, if he knows his relationship with Feng Han, then I'm afraid it will be a little difficult to handle.

"Humph!" Uncle Li was obviously not angry, he slapped the table, and the teacups on the table vibrated a little, he glanced at the mobile phone on the table, stretched out a trembling finger and pointed at Qiao Shan, and asked, "To be honest, are you talking to Feng Han... Talking about friends? ”

Uncle Li stared, if he hadn't just seen the eight words sent by Feng Han on the screen of his mobile phone, he couldn't believe that his cabbage had actually made the pig arch.

The news came so suddenly that it almost made him faint in his throat.

Qiao Shan lowered her head and pouted, a little embarrassed, but still said honestly: "Yes"

"You... You... Are you in early love? Uncle Li's eyes widened, Qiao Shan actually admitted it? That is to say, isn't your own cabbage forced?

Qiao Shan's eyes widened, and she almost didn't remember how old she was, and after she was finally sure that she had passed her twentieth birthday, she stammered and retorted: Uncle Li, that, I'm twenty, according to the law, I can get married. ”

"You fart..."Uncle Li was angry with her: "You haven't even gone to college yet, how can you fall in love?" ”

"That's... The big brother and girlfriend have all been brought home, why can't I fall in love? Qiao Shan looked puzzled, but muttered in her heart: Ah... Thank you brother for having a girlfriend, Amen, I'll do it for you... Bah... Prayers for you.

"Your senior brother is..." Uncle Li was stunned for a moment: "Your senior brother brought his girlfriend home?" ”

Qiao Shan hurriedly nodded: "No, it's been a few months!" Seeing that Uncle Li finally shifted her attention, she hurriedly continued to make a small report: "Didn't he tell Uncle Li?"

He didn't talk like that. ”

Uncle Li slapped the table again: "It's really not like that, your senior brother is thirty years old, and if he doesn't have a girlfriend again, do you plan to let him beat a bachelor?" ”

Qiao Shan was silent for a second, glanced at Qiao Xiuming, who was sitting next to Uncle Li and watching the play, and argued with reason: "Then why can he have a girlfriend?

If I'm still living together illegally, I can't have a boyfriend? ”

"You, you..." Uncle Li looked at Qiao Shan, and then at Qiao Xiuming, and was speechless by her.

In an instant, there was a kind of woman who didn't stay, stayed and stayed to become an enemy.

Qiao Xiuming, who was watching the play on the side, understood that Uncle Li was not the opponent of this little girl at all, he gave Uncle Li a reassuring look, coughed lightly, looked at Qiao Shan with a smile, and asked, "How old is your boyfriend this year?" ”

Qiao Shan pondered for a moment, feeling that this question should not be dangerous. So he answered truthfully, "Twenty-eight." ”

Qiao Xiuming nodded, the smile in his eyes became even stronger, and the elegant face actually gave birth to two points of treachery because of this smile.

In the next second, I only heard him say lightly: "Oh! The old cow eats the tender grass! ”

"Poof..."Uncle Li, who was drinking tea on the side, directly squirted out a sip of tea.

The corners of Qiao Shan's mouth twitched, looked at Qiao Xiuming faintly, and asked, "Are you sure that twenty-eight and twenty are put together because the old cow eats the tender grass?" "There may be something wrong with your thinking.

"Of course!" Qiao Xiuming's expression did not change: "Although there is not much difference in your age now, what about two or three years later?" Your boyfriend is in his thirties, right? You're only in your twenties, why aren't you old cows eating tender grass? ”

As soon as he said this, Uncle Li next to him immediately nodded and said: "Yes, yes, yes, the age difference between you is too big, you have just fallen in love for the first time, he is an old man, if you are really good to him, you will suffer a lot." ”

Uncle Li's clothes looked painful, and he wished that Qiao Shan could break up with Feng Han on the spot.

Qiao Shan looked at Qiao Xiuming resentfully, gritted her teeth and said, "You are in such a hurry to tell me to break up, Uncle Shi wants to marry me?" ”

"Ahem..."Rao is Qiao Xiuming is well-cultivated, and he couldn't help but almost choke to death by his own saliva because of her words.

"You... I don't care about you! Qiao Xiuming's face darkened, and after seeing the smile in Qiao Shan's eyes, he glared at her fiercely, and gritted his teeth: "I'm not interested in little kids."

Interesting. ”

"Oh!" Qiao Shan looked clear, then sighed again, then widened her eyes, and asked loudly: "I am so beautiful and cute, Uncle I don't like it, Uncle Shi, you shouldn't be a comrade, right?" ”

The word comrade is really thunderous, even Uncle Li knows the deep meaning behind it. He opened his mouth, and the gaze he looked at Qiao Xiuming became a little strange or two.

"Ahem..." Uncle Li coughed lightly twice and glared at Qiao Shan, as if he was blaming her for not talking too much.

"Xiu Ming!" Uncle Li seemed to feel a little embarrassed: "This... I'll ask Junfeng to come over and help you see if you have time..."

Before a few words were corrected, Qiao Shan, who was standing below the two of them, was already covering her mouth and laughing sneeringly.

Qiao Xiuming's face darkened, he raised his hand to support his forehead, and said helplessly: "Uncle Li, I don't, don't forget what the original reason and purpose of us sitting here was!" ”

He has been mixing black and white for so many years, and for the first time he has seen what it means to be so ghostly that you are powerless to fight back.

"I can marry you if you want!" Qiao Xiuming, who was angry, was silent for several seconds before he regained his senses and squinted at Qiao Shan.

Qiao Shan was stunned for a moment, looked at Qiao Xiuming with a serious look, and asked with a blanket face: "Uncle Shi, this is the second day of our meeting, can we not tear each other apart?" You're so old, I'm really going to inherit your legacy! ”

Qiao Xiuming smiled and nodded, his eyes flashed with danger, he picked up Qiao Shan's mobile phone, looked at the message, slid the phone screen, and the phone was turned on.

Qiao Shan rolled her eyes in her heart, regretting for the first time that she didn't add a password lock or something to the phone screen.

Qiao Xiuming looked at Uncle Li and asked, "Uncle Li!" I'll test this kid, isn't it too much? ”

Uncle Li nodded quickly: "Of course you can!" He wished that Qiao Xiuming would make them yellow, so that his cabbage would not have to be arched, and he would not have to be a bad person, it would kill two birds with one stone.

Qiao Xiuming got Uncle Li's permission, and glanced at Qiao Shan with a wicked smile, but found that the little girl did not show the panic he wanted to see on her face, but just looked at him curiously, as if she was curious about what he would do.