Chapter 282: Who Robbed Whom?
"You're sick in the head, huh? I'm Erha, he's my eldest brother, called Daha! ”
The dog next to me can't listen!
“……… You're not going to be Sanha, are you? ”
Take a look at another dog!
"How do you know?"
“………”
This is really the Sanha brothers!
Both cats have yellow hair and are supposed to be two sisters!
"Is this a normal robbery?"
Xiaoyao turned his head and asked Mimi!
"It's normal, as long as you encounter it in the forest, there will usually be a fight, unless it is an acquaintance, but most of them will not be in danger of life, only lose the loot!"
Mimi is used to this, she usually walks alone, and has encountered too many similar incidents!
"And what about this kind of thing? What kind of man and beast are you killing? Wouldn't it be easier to rob right here? ”
"Listen, I'm going to rob the fat man next, the man stands on the left, and the woman stands on the right! Hold your head in your hands and squat on the ground! ”
Xiaoyao directly turned against the guest and started the other party's idea!
“……… Damn, dare to shout in front of Ha Ye! Attack! ”
Daha found out that this guy was clamoring to rob them, which made him so faceless that he attacked directly!
"Tsk, it looks like you're going to suffer from flesh and skin!"
Xiaoyao held up his big belly and collided directly with Sanha! He didn't care about the magic of the two cats in the back, and he didn't have anything to do with it!
"Bang bang bang!"
Sanha didn't expect Xiaoyao's bulky body to be so fast, they didn't have time to dodge, and they were hit squarely!
"Oh,, my bones are about to break!"
Daha is the most miserable, it is the key object of care, not only dizzy, but also cracks in the bones!
The other two are no better!
Their strong dog bodies can't withstand the bump of a fat cat, this power is terrifying! They were warriors, still three against one, and they were completely defeated!
The other two cats were just stupid in place!
"Hmph, squat on the ground with my head in my arms, otherwise the fat master will let you know what Mount Tai is to press the top!"
Two cats are watched with straight hair!
My body is a little trembling!
Quickly squatted on the ground with his head in his hands!
With such a fat body, if you lie on them, you will have to be suffocated if you don't crush them!
What's more, they are still yellow flower girls, and they can't let this ugly fat cat spoil it!
If Xiaoyao knew the thoughts of the two cats, I don't know how he would feel!
Sanha lay on the ground and didn't dare to move!
They know that this time the railroad is on the iron plate!
“… Fat... Fat man, we are very poor, we just came in, and we have no harvest at all! ”
"Yes, Fat Master, we're here to try our luck, who knew we would run into you just after we came in? You have a lot of them, so let us go! ”
"Fat man, we know it's wrong, we won't dare to do it again, I want to go home, woo woo!"
“………”
"They're just young kids, they must have stolen out!"
Mimi had long seen that these people were novices, and they must have grown up listening to mercenary stories, so they ran out to experience mercenaries, but they didn't expect the cruelty of reality to be far beyond their imagination!
You can't tell the age of the cat or dog! I didn't expect the other party to be stunned, just like a bad boy in school!
"Damn, you don't have the ability to dare to run into the human and beast forest, are you tired of being alive? Is this where you came from? Kill you all today, and no one can help you avenge! You are dying in vain! Even if I don't kill you, the humans and beasts inside are not something you can deal with, and they are still dead, are you here to die? ”
For the problem teenager, Xiaoyao has to say a few more words!
The reason why problem teenagers exist is that there are no good guides, and their living environment teaches a bunch of wrong concepts! leads to ruining the child's life!
These children, if they are not given the right concept guidance, I am afraid that they will die young, which is much more dangerous than the earth, and they will lose their lives if they are not careful! The earth is still protected by laws and parents, here, there are dangers everywhere, and there is no one to protect anyone!
"Woooooo
Hearing death, the two cats also cried! They just thought it was fun, so they came to be robbers! I used to hear that many mercenaries made their fortunes by robbery, and they thought it would be easy! I didn't expect to die the first time, this is simply too far from their imagination!
"Hmph, give you one last chance, get me out of the human and beast forest in the fastest time, let me run into you in the forest, the man will be killed, and the woman will be raped first and then killed!"
To deal with this kind of disobedient problem teenager, you have to use this special means to make them afraid!
Aren't they not afraid of heaven and earth? They must be made aware of the cruelty of reality so that they can dispel their childish fantasies!
The two cats ran away for the first time, and Sanha also supported each other and ran out!
"Damn, it's terrible, what a mercenary story, it's all a lie! I went home and never came out again! ”
The feeling of escaping death, they don't want to experience it anymore!
As everyone knows, the birth of a hero is accompanied by countless blood lessons!
If you are not mentally prepared to face death, don't think about embarking on the path of heroes! Obviously, the minds of this group of children are still very early!
"Hey, a bunch of ignorant teenagers!"
"Hehe, you look like a bad guy!"
Mimi found that Xiaoyao is still quite righteous in her bones, and she has a lot of cat feelings!
"Of course, the true colors are acting!"
"Cut!"
It didn't take long for the two cats to finally come out of the forest!
Then I went to the nearest town without stopping!
Mimi sold all her things, and there were 5,000 gold coins!
Two thousand five for one cat!
MEmu bought another bunch of magic scrolls!
Then the two cats eat and drink all kinds of things!
Of course, most of them are all kinds of fish, not to mention, Xiaoyao feels that the taste is not bad, this cat is still very talented in eating!
After eating and drinking, I found a bathing center and took a good bath!
This world is still very open, and men and women have the same pool! It may have something to do with a body of hair, but I can't see anything anyway!
"I'll go, I said, how do cats like massages? How comfortable is it? ”
Xiaoyao is being served by five or six cat sisters at this time, its size is so big, all four limbs need to be served by a single cat, and there is a cat to step on his back!
"Hey! Hillbilly, how's it going? It's ecstasy! ”
Mimi is also enjoying a massage next to her, and her two cat's eyes have narrowed into slits!
"Uh-huh, well, nice! Comfortable! Harder, harder! ”
“………”
Xiaoyao feels that the cat's paws are very comfortable to press, but the strength is a little less!
"Fat man, if you are not satisfied, we can let the top brand give you a massage, her strength is great!"
The massage girl saw that this fat man was really not good to serve, so she could only recommend them to the top brand!
"Okay, you have to have a lot of strength!"
Not long after, a huge figure appeared in front of Xiaoyao!
“……… Forehead......... Can I get those little girls back? ”
"Master, you're joking, I'm like a flower but the top brand, I promise to make you want to die! Look at my stepping on the top! ”
"Holy! Which is this cat? It's a tigress! Oh! Tap, tap! ”