Chapter 401: Cat Immortal's Revenge
I pursed my lips, wondering what they were doing, why they were so obsessed with finding dragons.
As soon as we chatted like this, the sky had gradually turned white, and those who were looking for nightlife also went back one by one with tired faces.
I also felt a little sleepy, called the boss, checked out, and was about to leave, when I saw a man running frantically in the distance, while shouting: "Help!" Lots of cats! There are so many cats chasing me! ”
This familiar voice, I immediately heard the voice of Fu Biao.
I didn't know what I was doing at night, I looked panicked, shouting that there were a lot of cats chasing him, but even if I opened my yin and yang eyes, I didn't see anything abnormal about him.
I didn't plan to stop this guy, seventy or eighty percent went to provoke something that shouldn't be provoked, and now I'm being approached by someone.
Li Kebin and the others glanced at me, and when they saw that I didn't react, their faces suddenly became very complicated.
"Thirteen, I don't know why, when I saw you this time, I feel like you've changed a lot."
I smiled faintly: "Meaning, if there is a little, you have experienced more, maybe you will also become different, okay, the time is not early, I will go back first, and you are welcome to come to the welfare home to find me at any time, the children over there are very cute." ”
The two of them nodded, waved goodbye, and then I went back to my home, where I fell asleep.
I slept so comfortably that by the time I woke up, it was already night.
Maybe it was because I drank too much wine, and when I woke up, my head was swollen and painful, and I wanted to cry.
Fortunately, at this time, Yun Yi opened the door, still holding a bowl in his hand, and when he saw that I was awake, he deliberately pretended to be surprised: "Yo, thirteen, you are finally awake, if you don't wake up, we are going to send you to the hospital, come, drink a bowl of sobering soup first." ”
I took the bowl from his hand, smelled the strong smell of Chinese medicine in it, turned my heart sideways, and drank them all in one breath.
The slightly bitter and slightly sour sweetness almost didn't make me vomit.
But I have to say that after drinking, the swelling pain in my brain has indeed been relieved a little bit.
I took out my phone and looked at it, and found that it was already six o'clock in the evening.
"How's it going, aren't you hungry? Xiaoxue boiled bone porridge for you, and it was warmed downstairs, do you want me to help you bring it up? ”
I shook my head: "I'll just go downstairs and eat it myself." ”
Yun Yi's expression became a little exciting at that moment: "I advise you not to go downstairs for a while." ”
I was a little puzzled: "Why?" ”
"Fu Biao is waiting for you downstairs."
Hearing this, I, who was still a little weak, suddenly jumped up from the bed as if I had been beaten with chicken blood: "What is he going to do!" Do you want to find something again, see if I can't go down and beat him up! ”
Seeing my posture, Yun Yi stopped me: "I'm not here to find trouble, I'm here to beg you for something, and I brought a lot of gifts, do you want to see him?" ”
Raised his eyebrows slightly, it seems that it is not a hallucination that I saw him running nervously on the street in the early hours of this morning.
"He came to me on an errand? Did something happen to him? ”
"What a sin, Amitabha." Yun Yi put his hands together and recited a Buddha name, "This guy doesn't know whether he is alive or dead, he wanted to go to the mountains last night to get some game to eat, who knew that he met the raccoon cats, and he thought they were annoying, so he killed them directly, who knew that those kittens were the descendants of the cat fairy." ”
This mourning biao really doesn't do good things, does all the bad things, bullies people, and now he even bullies animals.
"You tell him, let him go to other masters by himself, he has done this kind of murderous thing, I really can't help him."
"We also said so, I also heard him say that this morning, he went to find the horse fairy in the next village, but the horse fairy said that she offended the cat fairy, what kind of existence is the cat fairy, stronger than the five immortals, and he also killed other people's descendants, and said that he would not help him, so there is no way, I found you."
I sneered: "This cat fairy is generally measured, as long as there is no danger to life, we will leave this matter alone." ”
Yun Yi responded: "Okay, I'll go downstairs to get porridge for you now." ”
I thanked me and lay down on the bed, looking at the ceiling and yawning.
Before I knew it, I almost fell asleep again, but fortunately, at this time, Yunyi brought me porridge.
After drinking, I felt warm all over my body.
I only enjoyed this life of having to go downstairs every day and having someone bring me food, and I only enjoyed it for about two days.
On the third day, I was about to go to Xiangrui to chat, but as soon as I opened the door to my room, I heard an argument coming from downstairs.
"When will Wu Thirteen come back, I've been waiting for three days! I tell you, if I die, before I die, I will also pull you on my back, and all of you, don't want to live! ”
The hoarse roar, and then, I heard the sound of the children howling and crying, and then, it was Yun Yi who said what they said, don't be impulsive, or something like that.
A sense of foreboding arose, and I hurriedly rushed down.
When I walked to the staircase, I saw that Fu Biao was holding a knife in his hand, constantly waving it, and Li Qingyun and Yun Yi stepped forward to persuade and take the knife by the way, but Fu Biao was completely crazy at this time, and the two of them had no way to get close at all.
I looked left and right, and found a small stool on my left, and without saying a word, I picked it up and threw it at Fu Biao.
Obviously, Fu Biao didn't expect me to suddenly sneak attack, and was smashed by this stool and took two steps back and looked at me.
It was such a doppelganger's kung fu, Li Qingyun stepped forward with a brisk step, grabbed Fu Biao's arm, and with a force, because of the pain, he had to let go of his hand, and the knife fell to the ground.
Yun Yi was very fast, and immediately picked up the knife, and brought a chestnut head to Fu Biao's head.
"You stinky boy, you dare to come and danger us, you are simply looking for death!"
"Ahh Yes! ”
Fu Biao shouted with all his might, and I found that his body was full of scars, and the scars seemed to be scratched out with sharp objects, needless to say, it must have been done by the cat fairy.
I silently walked out of the staircase: "Are you waiting for me?" ”
The moment Fu Biao saw me, he seemed to be about to cry, and he stopped roaring, and looked at me pleadingly: "Help...... Please save me. ”
I looked at him and snorted angrily: "Those dirty things you did, you take retribution for granted, you want to set fire to kill us, and kill the cat, Fu Biao, you really answered your name, Biao Biao." ”
"I didn't mean to!" Fu Biao was completely crying now, "He tickles me, every night, no matter where I am, she can find me, so that many cats run to me, keep scratching me, eating my meat!" ”
As he spoke, he struggled to break free of Li Qingyun, took off the clothes on his upper body, pointed to the tattooed fat on his body and said, "Look, have you seen it, a lot of my meat has been eaten by them!" They all ate it! What am I going to do! What should I do? ”
I took a closer look at the flesh on his body, and there was nothing wrong with it, except for some scratches.
Hallucination! It must be that the cat fairy is scaring him with hallucinations, and if this continues, this mourning biao will not be scared to death, but will also be scared out of a mental disorder.
"It's okay if you want me to save you, but you have to promise me first, in the future, if you dare to do anything to hurt small animals, no matter what happens to you in the future, no one will help you anymore."
Hearing this, Fu Biao's face was immediately full of surprise, and he quickly nodded: "Okay!" I swear that from today onwards, I will take good care of small animals and never do anything bad. ”
With a sneer, I didn't have much hope for Fu Biao's words.
"You killed those little raccoon cats in that mountain?"
"It's on the hill behind your house, and I've heard there's a lot of game there, so I'm going to go hunt for some."
Isn't that where Yun Yi goes to collect medicine every day?
Yun Yi said a few mornings ago that he would bring a little food to feed those kittens, but he didn't expect to be killed by this bastard.
Sneaking a glance at Yun Yi, he clasped his hands together and kept reciting scriptures in his mouth.
sighed: "Okay, I know, I'll help you find it in a while." ”
Our back mountain can be said to be the most abundant place in our village, so I also put Hamm in this mountain and let him cultivate well.
Thanks to the fact that he is a divine beast, he has a lot of aura on his body, which has attracted many small animals to start practicing on the mountain, and even the two little yellow skins who helped me before are also on that mountain.
I glared at Fu Biao and added, "Also, I warn you that you are not allowed to go near the mountain over there in the future!" ”
"How dare I!"
I went upstairs to change my clothes, and then I set off towards the back mountain, following the route that Fu Biao told me, and walked up the mountain.
The mountain is very lively, with the sound of birds and cicadas in an endless stream.
Most of the animals on this mountain are enlightened and want to cultivate to become immortals, so for cultivators like me, not only are they not afraid, but they will also consciously or unconsciously get close to me.
According to what Fu Biao told me, that day, he walked up the mountain, and when he was halfway up the mountain, he saw a rabbit.
He wanted to catch the rabbit, but he didn't expect that out of nowhere, several tanuki cats suddenly came out, and kept barking around him, as long as he took a step, those tanuki cats would quickly surround him and prevent him from leaving.
was entangled by these tanuki cats, and in the end could only watch the fat rabbit slip away from his eyes.