Volume 2 Chapter 312 Changing guests does not change owners
Golden Phoenix's indifference, as well as her indifference, made Li Xiaobo's heart cool and cold.
He didn't say a word, and sat there dumbfounded.
Golden Phoenix noticed that Li Xiaobo was a little wrong, and quickly stood up, walked to his side, and sat in his arms crookedly.
She smiled and patted Li Xiaobo's face and said, "Okay, okay, don't be angry, I know you're worried about me." Am I wrong?
Well-behaved, obedient, yo, with a straight face, like Lei Gong Bodhisattva, so ugly. ”
This trick didn't work, and the golden phoenix hurriedly sat across his knees.
Hooked his neck with both hands and kissed Guan Gong's face.
She is too familiar with men, what men want to do, what they want, how to dispel their doubts, as long as she uses a little means, none of the men turn their anger into laughter.
After a few tosses, Li Xiaobo really obediently complied.
They soon became entangled with each other and did a big thing.
After it was over, Li Xiaobo stopped asking about her movements.
Even Chen Hao didn't take revenge on Dongge, and he didn't care about it.
Jin Phoenix is very satisfied with Li Xiaobo's point, he shouldn't care, he usually rarely asks.
"You can sleep a little longer, I'll go to work first." Li Xiaobo said affectionately.
As long as this woman is willing to give to him, he is content.
Seeing Li Xiaobo leave and gently bring the door to the door with a cautious look, the golden phoenix showed an imperceptible smile.
"Oh, it's better to be a woman, it's a good magic weapon in itself, to conquer the fortress of men, and win all battles." The golden phoenix is very satisfied with its fine skin and tender meat.
How many men are willing to charge into battle on this body of flesh, throw away their armor, and die.
Li Xiaobo was addicted, walked lightly, and hummed a little song, not to mention how happy he was.
With the invisible woman Golden Phoenix providing rigid services, he is naturally content.
As for how many boyfriends of that nature Golden Phoenix has, he just turns a blind eye.
What kind of woman is Golden Phoenix, he knows best, such a powerful woman, he Li Xiaobo is a man, he will definitely not be able to control it.
So, he doesn't mind how many teapots the other person has, and he's willing to be one of them, and there's nothing wrong with that.
Women, the source of happiness is still there, and it doesn't matter if you change customers or not.
Because he was in a good mood, he went to the bathroom, and Li Xiaobo still sang loudly.
Dazui happened to be in the bathroom, and suddenly heard Li Xiaobo having a nerve over there.
deliberately waited for him to come out at the door, wanting to say a few sarcastic words.
Li Xiaobo is in a good mood, but she is uncomfortable and unaccustomed to it.
Eighty percent of this guy got cheap again, otherwise he wouldn't be in such a good mood.
The matter between him and the Golden Phoenix has long been known to her.
Don't think that the two of them pretend to be dogs in front of people, and the two people behind them don't know how dirty and dirty they are.
She deliberately leaned against the wall, waiting for the big fish to take the bait.
Li Xiaobo shook the treasure while thinking about the ecstasy just now, this soul is still on the golden phoenix, and it was not returned.
As soon as he walked out, his big mouth jumped out at once, and shouted loudly: "Li Xiaobo, you are so happy, you have nerves there early in the morning, and you are noisy." ”
Li Xiaobo never dreamed that a dominatrix suddenly popped out in front of him.
"Oh mom, I'm scared to death of the baby." Li Xiaobo was shocked.
The big mouth laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten up, the trick succeeded, and she was happy.
"I'm so scared of you, the ghost doesn't believe it!" The big mouth covered his mouth and laughed.
"You dead girl, you are hiding there and waiting to scare me." Li Xiaobo gritted his teeth with hatred.
"Chef Li, who took advantage of it just now, so happy."
"Whoever I take advantage of you doesn't care, anyway, you take advantage and refuse to let me take advantage of it, you stinky girl,
I'd rather be cheap than cheap old man, I'm kind of cheap to my fellow countryman, I know you for nothing.
If you don't let me take advantage, you just scare me and make you angry with your dad and me. ”
Li Xiaobo can't get the cheap between men and women, so he wants to fill her father's mouth.
Big mouth rolled his eyes and said: "My father died of cancer last year, you, don't want to be a father in this life, take advantage of too much everywhere, and you will definitely not be able to give birth to a son in the future." ”
"Bah, you woman, you can't spit ivory out of your dog's mouth.
You sleep there and let me try it and see if I can get my son."
I keep a shot of enmity, you are the mother, I am the father, and our son is called Xiao Lizi. ”
"Phew, who knows which woman you will have a little eunuch with in the future.
Little Lizi, little eunuch, Xiao Lizi who is always played on TV, isn't it the son of your old Li family.
It turned out that it was still your Li Xiaobo's son, haha, Li Xiaobo's son in the future will be Xiao Lizi, a little eunuch. ”
The big mouth got carried away, talking nonsense, and Li Xiaobo was so angry that he was like thunder, he wanted to catch her and take advantage of her, otherwise he would lose a lot.
The big mouth is not a fuel-efficient lamp, Li Xiaobo's little trick, she didn't know it before, and now she knows it.
She is a person who has already enlightened herself, and she already knows the little caution that men use on women.
Big Mouth ran in front, and Li Xiaobo chased behind.
When the big mouth was flying like a headless fly, he was about to be caught by Li Xiaobo, and he suddenly became angry.
She shouted: "Mr. Chen, I'm going to the pastry room so early." ”
Chen Hao has been pouring down in the pastry room with all his thoughts in the past few days, which is a well-known thing.
As soon as Li Xiaobo heard that Mr. Chen was there, he quickly braked urgently and smashed into his kitchen.
Big Mouth secretly looked back, hehe, Li Xiaobo was also afraid.
Now she finally got rid of Li Xiaobo's entanglement, she patted her chest and got carried away: "Oh my god, this dead chef is relying on himself to be a big man and running faster than me."
It's useless, it's not that I've been subdued. Just use your brain, and you can get rid of it. ”
"Who did you just kill?" Suddenly, a voice came out of nowhere.
Turning his head to look, oh my god, it's really Mr. Chen!
It turned out that Li Xiaobo had already seen Mr. Chen, and she was the one who didn't see Mr. Chen.
"Li Xiaobo bullied you again, or you went to provoke him yourself. He's just a madman, it's not good for you to provoke anyone, just provoke him. ”
Mr. Chen kindly reminded Big Mouth, and Big Mouth nodded and pouted.
But she couldn't see Li Xiaobo happy, and occasionally provoked him, ruining his fun, and the purpose of the big mouth was achieved.
Li Xiaobo's good mood was all ruined by that damn big mouth.
"Dead girl, stinky girl, bad girl who is eaten by the old cow as tender grass, dare to curse me for not being able to give birth to a son in the future,
One day I was caught by Lao Tzu, so I will make a person with you to come out, and see if you dare to curse Lao Tzu? Li Xiaobo was furious.
Da Niu saw Li Xiaobo's distorted face, obviously who was bullied just now.
"Brother Xiaobo, what's wrong with you, did someone bully you just now, tell me who it is, and I'll help you get justice."
Li Xiaobo glanced at Da Niu: "It's not that stinky girl with a big mouth, who else dares to be presumptuous in front of me besides her." ”
"Hehe, Brother Xiaobo, you can't fight a little girl, if this spreads, it will be a shame for our old Li family!"
"What kind of shame, the big mouth is also surnamed Li, can my brother and sister be careful?" Li Xiaobo said sternly.
"The water spilled by the married daughter, this big mouth, would rather be eaten by the old cow than cheap our brothers.
If you look at him as a sister, he may not see you as a brother.
You still think you're screaming like your brother and sister, and you don't even know that others are disgusting you. Da Niu said angrily.
Li Xiaobo looked at the big cow, strong and solid, that fierce face, although the beard was shaved off, it still looked like an overgrown weed.
He is indeed a strong man!
"Every time I see that girl bullying my brother, I feel unhappy, and one day I have to let her taste the bitterness.
Why can't I make a little girl film made by others?
Just vent your anger for your brother, brother, if you say it's okay, I've wanted to clean her up for a long time. ”
The big cow swished, and any woman trembled when she saw him.
If the big mouth is glued to him, it will not be half dead.
"Big Niu, don't come nonsense, Big Mouth and I are just joking, you can take it seriously.
How could he bully me, I could hit her with a single finger. ”
"That's it!" Da Niu turned his anger into joy, "Brother, why did Big Mouth provoke you just now?" ”
"This little girl, I'm not happy to see it!" Li Xiaobo smiled proudly.
"Brother, when you came here this morning, you didn't speak all the way, why did you go around and come back from a circle, and you were happy?
Who made you happy, tell the little brother, let the little brother be happy and happy. The big bull begged.
"Okay, one day my brother has time, take you out to be happy, you are not small, just like you, any woman will be scared and tremble when she sees you."
"Hehe, hehe, brother, you look down on me, when I have money one day, and the woman sees the money, look at me again, and she won't tremble." Da Niu laughed at himself.
Li Xiaobo patted Da Niu on the shoulder: "Work with my brother well, or you will have money in a few years."
At that time, let Uncle find you a village mother-in-law, brother don't covet those delicate city girls,
Maybe it's not as energetic as the mother-in-law in the township, with fine skin and tender meat, you know that you dress up every day, it's boring, understand? ”
"Okay, I'll listen to my brother for everything!" Da Niu smiled stupidly.
"Da Niu, you have grown so big, have you ever seen a woman?" Li Xiaobo asked pityingly.
Da Niu scratched the back of his head, and said angrily: "Of course I've seen it, every time those mothers-in-law in the village nurse their children, I look at it, but it's exciting." ”
"Have you ever looked for a woman?" Li Xiaobo continued to ask.
The big cow was dumbfounded, spitting, shaking his head like a rattle, and said embarrassedly: "No, I haven't looked for it." ”
"Then when the salary is paid this time, how about my brother take you to see and understand?
Don't worry, brother, you just have to play as much as you want, and the salary will naturally be mailed to your uncle, so that he won't worry about you. ”