"There are seats, there must be seats, and the next stop can basically be finished. Get on the bus first, I'll find you a seat, and if you don't sit down, you won't sell your ticket. After being fooled by her, four more people came up. She was the last to squeeze into the car, leaning on the door and her first words were, "The four people who just got on the bus bought the tickets!" ”

Very few people who were fooled into getting on the bus asked her for a seat again. When she encountered a more serious situation, she pushed it onto the hood of eight people who were already seated, and even worse, she shouted to return the money and get out of the car. At this time, the car had already gone far, and there was no reason to get out of the car, so I had to endure it.

The previous stop at the new station was five kilometers away. There are traffic police on duty at a distance of five and a half miles, at this time the driver and the conductor will ask all the people standing to squat, and when there are too many people like today to squat, the conductor will continue to play the emotional card, fooling you to use the eleventh road to walk two hundred and fifty meters and then get on the bus and go straight to the new passenger station at the end point.

The people who got off the bus at five kilometers were only cheated of 250 meters of fuel money, and those who went to the old bus station were miserable, and they had to transfer the bus by themselves, because they did not say all the words when they greeted you to get on the bus, and the complete statement should definitely send you to the bus stop to the old bus station.

It's just that you have to buy your own bus ticket, because you didn't have a gentleman's agreement before. For those who have been deceived, complaining is always indispensable, but it is not enough to be stiff and noisy. Because the car always has to be sitting! Of course, not all passengers who go to the old bus station are nagging and complaining.

At least the young man and woman who sat in front of me have always talked and laughed, and they seem to be talking happily, and if they have grievances, they are also very understated.

Speaking of traffic police, I can't help but think of an incident I encountered in the car when I came home last Friday.

When the minibus that was riding at that time passed through Baidu, a young man who was in a flow (as the old saying goes, a second-rate son) came up, wearing a very ill-fitting traffic police uniform, and did not wear a hat.

I don't know which tendon of the aunt who followed the car didn't catch it, and she just missed the ticket of the young man wearing a traffic police uniform before, and when he was about to get off the bus, he remembered that he blocked the door and asked the family to make up the ticket. The young man pointed to his epaulettes with disgust and said:

"Are you sure I want to buy a ticket?" His finger made me see it clearly, and I saw that the word "Police" was written on the epaulettes. I laughed in my mind: Big brother, you are professional in funny.

"The big caps (traffic police) who usually hitchhike are all familiar faces, but I haven't heard of newcomers." The big judge who sold the ticket said in a hurry.

At this time, sitting across the door, wearing a black leather cap and a short black trench coat with a brown woolen sweater on it, an old man who was wearing a black leather cap and a brown woolen sweater was raised by the general's belly, shouted angrily:

"The first time I heard that the stubble on the road didn't buy a ticket, it's really strange, and it's not to scare you, my son is the director of the Zhefu Police Station, and I have never seen him wear a police uniform after work." At this time, there were not many people on the car, and the carriage was already small, so I could see and hear it clearly.

The young man wearing the uniform of the "Lijing" had just said the word "I" angrily, and when he heard the word "director", he swallowed back the words in a daze, hurriedly made up the ticket, and got off the bus with a disgraced face.

The bumpy carriage was instantly filled with pleasant air.

"Feelings, you are always Director Dou's father......"

Before I could comprehend the pleasure in my face, my facial nerves were urgently recalled.

When I heard the words "Director Dou", I suddenly remembered two people I met on the minibus home half a year ago, one wearing sunglasses and the other with a mustache, sitting side by side in front of me.

"Don't worry, you can still hold it back in Zhefu, I'm afraid that your second child will not be angry at that time, haha!" The mustache said with a smile on his face.

Sunglasses leaned back on the chair, crossed his hands in front of his chest, shook Erlang's legs and said: "There is no diamond, who will do porcelain work, but the wind has been tight recently, don't blow it in." Sunglasses continued without a pause, "It's not that I'm afraid, but I can't afford to lose this person." ”

The mustache said proudly: "Don't worry, I don't dare to say anything else, you can lock your heart in the safe in Zhefu." ”

"Really?"

"The director of the Zhefu Police Station is my brother-in-law."

Sunglasses immediately retracted Erlang's legs and said, "Dou Jianguo is your brother-in-law, and Zhang Min is your sister?" ”

The mustache nodded and said, "Do you know my sister?" ”

"Uh, I know, but I don't know each other." Sunglasses continued, "I'll show you something new, barbed." Sunglasses didn't seem to want to continue the conversation as he pulled out a boxy, instant flour packet from the inside pocket of his suit and handed it to the mustache.

"What kind of raincoat are you wearing, don't worry, what I'm looking for will be clean." The mustache said with a smile as he tucked the powder bag into his jacket pocket.

"You can pull it down, just a year ago in Fujian, that day my heart was itchy, I suddenly wanted to try the meat bun R, and I also wanted to pick a person with an average appearance and figure, that girl X is not as big as mine, not to mention tea eggs, even poached eggs she can't compare, and the result is a fucking trick."

"Don't worry, our meat bun R, no matter up or down, will make you vomit until you eat, haha!"

"Huh! Be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years. By the way, since your brother-in-law is the director, let him arrange a captain for you at the police station or something, no better than you being the head of this bullshit village that is not as big as a sesame seed. ”

"What can a captain do, how can he be with me, the village head and full-time planning staff (the full name is a full-time family planning officer, since the name appeared, the "women's director" has died. Maybe it's because it's not gender-oriented! Otherwise, how could the village chief do both? than. ”

"When it comes to family planning, be good! I think the family planning office was really awesome back then, isn't there a smooth sentence - give birth to an extra baby, pick up the house, connect relatives, and arrest your parents......"

"That is, the surface scenery, I also stayed in the family planning office for a period of time, and then I killed someone because of a mistake, and I went in to eat a public meal for a year......" The mustache didn't finish talking and got off in Zhefu with sunglasses.

When it comes to going home, I feel a kind of joy that borders on excitement, but in fact, there is no matching existence in and around my home, it is more like a full-body escape. The euphoria would last until the next night before going to sleep, as if going back to school would never happen.

But whenever I woke up on a Sunday morning, regardless of the weather, the time, or the occasional emotion from my dreams, the melancholy of going back to school seemed to come from the same moment I woke up.

"Hey! Is that beautiful woman in a white coat calling you? ”